#Eustace Clarence Scrubb

[confessions-of-a-bookworm]

Narnia Incorrect Quotes 909/?

Eustace: What's the hardest thing to say?

Susan: I was wrong

Peter: It was my fault

Caspian: I love you

Lucy: I need help

Edmund: Worcestershire sauce

#confessions of a bookworm #narnia #chronicles of narnia #incorrect quotes #the pevensies #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #caspian x #eustace clarence scrubb #eustace scrubb

[supernovasilence]

Happy ending Casmund au: Caspian is always introduced as a friend of the family. and he is. But anyone with brains can tell by the way Edmund and Caspian look at each other. Lol imagine a dinner between the Pevensies and Eustace and his family. The shock on Eustace face that he has to hide.

Eustace: I saw you die! Of old age on your death bed!

Caspian playfully: I got better.

"I got better" askdfl I am laughing so hard.

Also the Scrubbs are described as very modern people, in a boring, fad-ish kind of way, and while this makes them not believe in things like magic or reading fantasy books, I like to think they'd also have pretty progressive beliefs about being gay. So Aunt Alberta and Uncle Harold clock right away that Edmund and Caspian are together and have no problem with it. But they'd never imagine he came from another world. That's ridiculous.

Eustace, meanwhile, also sees instantly that they're together and is just blindsided, because his first time in Narnia he was so young and so busy being miserable that any sort of romance just went right over his head.

Lucy: Eustace... They were like that the entire time on the Dawn Treader. You didn't notice them constantly making eyes at each other?

Edmund: we didn't do anything of the sort!

Eustace, going over his memories with fresh eyes: OH MY GOD YOU DID

#nova actually answers asks #darkcrowprincess #the chronicles of narnia #caspian in england au #caspian the tenth #edmund pevensie #casmund #eustace clarence scrubb #harold scrubb #alberta scrubb #lucy pevensie #funny

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Today in thoughts that would make C. S. Lewis roll in his grave: watching HRT take effect, especially when I touch my skin (especially especially after shaving), feels like how Eustace must have felt when Aslan peeled off all that scaly dragon skin to restore his true form. Come to think of it, a constrictingly tight metal bracelet makes an apt metaphor for the low-intensity gnawing dysphoria that became the background radiation of my life from adolescence onward.

#eustace scrubb #eustace clarence scrubb #the voyage of the dawn treader #voyage of the dawn treader #votdt #vdt #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #c. s. lewis #c.s. lewis #c s lewis #cs lewis #there's a they wolf in my closet #gender #gender euphoria #genderqueer #queer #transgender #trans #lgbtq+

[lucifers-left-tit]

hmmm susan peter and eustace really get a lot of trauma out of their respective second visits to Narnia.

don't get me wrong, all four of the pevensies would mourn for their lost home, for all the time passed in just a blink of an eye. but at least lucy and edmund got a second chance, the joy of this time only a short amount of time having passed. a longer time to come to terms with the fact that this would be their last visit

peter and susan didn't.

peter and susan, who arguably had to carry their kingdom on their backs for a couple more years than their siblings. who feel near thirty and then fourteen. who, on their second visit, were hit by centuries having passed, by a place where they couldn't afford to get too attached to anyone, lest another millennium passes - oh, never mind, we're never coming back

"don't worry, eustace," his cousins say. "you can still return. enjoy your friendships, for maybe you'll return and only a while will have passed," they say

eustace doesn't quite understand how come they're so happy to have seen caspian again, like they had expected their previous goodbye to be their last

he does understand, eventually. returning to narnia to find his dear friend on his deathbed - it was almost mocking, just barely out of time

neither him nor jill feel that deeply about so long having passed when they returned that last time. jill never bore as many feelings about it; eustace, his had long been numbed

did he warn her, the very opposite of what his cousins said? maybe he simply never mentioned it. he was told to hope, and it had been rough. she shouldn't be through that

yet, if he told her not to hope, and time passed for only a few years... of course, he would be glad for her, yet would it not feel as though he had been betrayed?

the ceaselessness of time is already a heavy burden. war only made it worse.

but for the magnificent, the gentle, and the transformed, time is a cruel prankster.

#the chronicles of narnia #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #eustace clarence scrubb #narnia #I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS!!!

[radiantsouth]

#the chronicles of narnia #narnia #tcon #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #jill pole #eustace clarence scrubb #digory kirke #polly plummer #interpret this as you will i just wanna see the results 😚

[lasaraleen]

I think Eustace and Jill have fist-fought each other. It’s what besties do sometimes <3

#narnia #tsc #the silver chair #Jill pole #eustace clarence scrubb #idk how to describe it but they seem to have the friendship least impacted by gender?

[deepgreensunlight]

Will Poulter is SO fine and for what??? to not date me ???? unacceptable.

#will poulter #adam warlock #guardians of the galaxy 3 #gotg vol 3 #marvel #eustace clarence scrubb #narnia #bandersnatch #we're the millers #i have liked this man for too long to see him painted gold and semi-shirtless on the big screen

[winterchildd]

“Extraordinary things only happen to extraordinary people. Maybe it's a sign that you've got an extraordinary destiny--something greater than you could've imagined.”

#narnia #narniaedit #eustace scrubb #reepicheep #edit #my edit #the chronicles of narnia #prince caspian #narniaday #lucy pevensie #eustace clarence scrubb #aslan the lion #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #edmund x reader #pevensie siblings #narnia imagine #narnia x reader

[aces-to-apples]

In honor of Dom and his lastest video, I ask...

*Eustace

**curse my horrid little fingers for betraying me so publically

#By apples #chronicles of narnia #the voyage of the dawn treader #the silver chair #The last battle #Dominic noble #eustace clarence scrubb #prince caspian #caspian x

[hydrangea-bouquet]

If the Pevensie siblings were cat they would be: Distinguished Tuxedo Cat (Peter), Unbothered Grey Tabby Cat (Susan), Prissy Black Cat (Edmund), and Chaotic Orange Cat (Lucy).

Eustace is the dramatic, screaming white cat.

#narnia #the chronicles of narnia #tcon #chronicles of narnia #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #eustace clarence scrubb #narnia headcanons

[kittenbradensgf]

L + ratio + cheating charlie has NOTHING on the kings and queens of narnia

#they outdo him in every way #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #chronicles of narnia #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #peter pevensie #edmund pevensie #prince caspian #caspian x #king caspian #honorary mention to #eustace scrubb #just because he deserves it #eustace clarence scrubb #king charles #king charlie #prince charles

[confessions-of-a-bookworm]

Narnia Incorrect Quotes 904/?

Kidnapper: We have your child

Edmund: I don't have a child

Kidnapper: Then, who just asked for the number of the British Consulate?

Edmund: Oh my god, you have Eustace

Edmund: Yeah... You can keep him, and good luck

#confessions of a bookworm #narnia #chronicles of narnia #incorrect quotes #the pevensies #edmund pevensie #eustace scrubb #eustace clarence scrubb #eustace #the voyage of the dawn treader

[supernovasilence]

Narnia headcanons: characters + how they take being sick

Peter: baby. Absolute needy baby. He's sick and he's miserable and everyone needs to feel sorry for him and take care of him. Will put on a good face in public because he knows the High King has to project strength and security but with family and friends he's just absolutely Suffering. The only time he's stoic is when he's seriously injured and doesn't want to scare his siblings (but then they're scared anyway because they can tell it's serious). Also so bad at not scratching scabs, bug bites, etc. All his siblings learn how to automatically say "Peter, don't scratch" whenever he has something they know he's going to pick at.

Peter: *absently starts picking at a scab*

Edmund, chucking a pillow at him from across the room without looking up from his book: peterdon'tscratch

Peter, indignantly: I wasn't!

Susan: the only one of the lot who acts halfway sensibly when sick. As long as she has a good supply of books and tea she will settle down and rest, though she does have a tendency of ignoring when she's starting to get sick. Running Narnia is a full time job; she can't afford to rest today, but tomorrow, or the day after, things will be quieter, and then ofc they never are. The others learn to watch when she starts getting extra snappy, because it means she's feeling bad and muscling through it, and they need to take some of her work off her hands so she can be convinced to go rest

Edmund: Thinks he'll enjoy the chance to lie around doing nothing but gets restless within a day, and then is grumpy and sulky. Like Susan, has a tendency to push himself when he starts getting sick, making it worse in the long run, except he's better at hiding it

Lucy: goes back to running around doing stuff the instant she starts feeling better, and then is worse again the next day. This happens every time and she never learns. Her friends/family make sure at least one of them sits with her when she's sick so they can make sure she stays in bed (imagine Mr. Tumnus playing her lullabies and telling her about all the magical sights and scenes they'll go see once she's better but that means resting first or the Beavers chattering away to her or Susan reading to her or Edmund telling her increasingly wild tales about what's supposedly going on in Narnia without her and occasionally physically sitting on her out of purest duty as an older sibling (Lucy: I can murder you without leaving this bed!) or Peter insisting he has to leave the busy everything that wants the High King's attention right this moment because he has an important matter to attend to and the important matter is cuddling his little sister and promising she can get out of bed soon or poor confused Caspian distracting Lucy by letting her teach him the rules of those hand-clapping games (a 30-second wikipedia dive also leads me to believe rock-paper-scissors would have made it to Britain by the 1940s))

Caspian: probably that one person who never gets sick. Even when a bug's going around and everyone else is hacking and snotty and miserable, he's fine and everyone hates him. The few times he does get sick, it's randomly in the middle of summer when no one else is sick and he hasn't gone out in the rain or done anything differently than usual and no one gets how he's sick now. Caspian is quietly melodramatic and just. resigns himself to death. Guilt trips people into taking care of him almost as much as Peter, except that he's not actually trying. Peter finds it very unfair people are sympathetic to Caspian and not to him

Eustace: whiny whiny baby and hypochondriac that convinces himself he's dying. Is lucky the internet has not been invented yet because he would end up on webMD, certain he has everything

#the chronicles of narnia #narnia headcanons #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #lucy pevensie #caspian the tenth #eustace clarence scrubb #nova actually posts stuff #yes i know illness can be serious especially back in older time periods #but the castle healers are very good and lucy has magic cordial so we're gonna ignore that for now #i will plague post another day #the higher the queuer

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Trans!Eustace Narnia AU where Aslan does her a solid and restores her human form as a girl instead of a boy, and she immediately proceeds to change her name to Literally Anything Else. Also now Lucy has company in her cabin (though honestly in this AU maybe more of the crew was female to begin with, so Lucy wouldn't even need her own room).

#eustace scrubb #eustace clarence scrubb #the voyage of the dawn treader #voyage of the dawn treader #votdt #vdt #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #c. s. lewis #c.s. lewis #c s lewis #cs lewis #there's a they wolf in my closet #trans au #trans #transgender #lgbtq+ #queer

[lucifers-left-tit]

jill pole and her friend eustace clarence "do you remember how my entire family disappeared? turns out I went to a magical land and found them, we should go there" scrubb

the more you think about the pevensies staying in narnia, the funnier it gets in england

#eustace clarence scrubb #jill pole #the chronicles of narnia #the silver chair

[nobodysdaydreams]

HEY BODS

I'm back to ask you if you'll please do Eustace Clarence Scrubb for the Character Bingo because we never did get to have that conversation about him :)

/j /all lh /just being silly :> /love you

Sure thing Sophie! /love you too!

So, for Eustace Clarence Scrubb (thank you for using his full name), I put the "we'd be friends" in green because that's post-dragon (iykyk). But Eustace in his beginnings sticks with me the most because he's so silly. Trashing his cousins in his super secret dramatic diary. Trying to fight a mouse because he has no impulse control (and he loses). I don't think he could be more unpleasant if he tried. He's like Dewey if Dewey was somehow worse. I like redeemed Eustace, he's a good character, but something about his Dawn Treader character lives in my head rent free, it's just so funny.

#Bods Answers #eustace scrubb #eustace clarence scrubb #chronicles of narnia #narnia #the chronicles of narnia