#EvilWitcherShitpost

[kivihattu]

XDD best tag for a while

thanks!! @evilwitchershitpost​  From now on, this is what happened in the picture. I see it in my mind so clearly

#pointless text post #witcher shitpost

[advena87]

For ask thingy if you do it: 48~

Thank you for your ask but let's break some rules here.

I'm in the mood today to answer all the questions and I'm going to do it, because who will stop me? Instead of sending asks, I will tag here people that I would like to also answer all questions. If you want, of course. I will be glad if you do this and tag me, so that I can read your answers.

I tag @1orweth @2jesterprince4 @the-fox-the-wytch96 @witcher-not-quitter @evilwitchershitpost @inkprintedfox @corrupted-nightshade @just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard @long-lost-idiot @all-my-queens @rozovvy @punchsomeoneforme-willyou

and anyone who sees it and would like to do it. Don't forget to tag me so I can read your answers! :)

So let's go!

Skellige isles or the continent?

Skellige, although I think the isles are a little overrated. But I love Skellige because of the views and the musical theme.

Velen or Toussaint?

Velen is depressing. Has many interesting quests but this location really depresses me so I choose Toussaint .

Novigrad or Beauclair?

Difficult choice. Novigrad is, however, more ... realistic. It's easier for me to believe that this city is real. Beauclair is too fairy-tale.

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco or meditating under a tree?

Meditation under a tree has its charms, but I love Corvo Bianco. But let's face it, I usually meditate wherever I stand because it saves time.

Inns or Brothels?

Inns. When it comes to brothels, I only go there to play gwent :D

Caves or Ruins?

Ruins. I don't like caves. It's dark there and I will always get lost somewhere. Ruins are at least pretty.

High or low difficulty?

Low, because I like to invade the middle of the mess and swing the sword blindly. I don’t plan fights and I don’t bother with preparations, so I would die on high difficulty every 5 minutes.

Going back to old save: yay or nay?

Nay.

Mods: yay or nay?

I would say yay, but I don't know shit about mods and I don't know how to install them so I'll say nay. But I would love to play with mods someday.

Mini-map or no mini-map?

Mini-map, Mini-map is good because my level of terrain orientation is zero. I’m a total noob.

Roach or Fast travel?

I love Roach with all my heart, but I travel fast.

Roads or Boats?

Roads.

Specters or Relics?

Relics are interesting, Specters are irritating.

Beasts or Hybrids?

Hybrids are interesting, Beasts are boring. 

Necrophages or Vampires?

Necrophages are disgusting, Vampires are cool.

Orgroids or Elementa?

Orgroids are stupid, Elementa are dignified.

Dracanoids or Cursed Ones?

Dracanoids are awesome, Cursed Ones are creepy.

The Caretaker or the Crones?

"If I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all." But Crones were disturbing, while when I saw Caretaker I just shit myself.

Botchlings or spotted Wights?

Spotted Wights.

Godlings or Trolls?

Godlings

Sirens or Harpies?

Sirens are badass.

Killing or sparing?

Sparing.

Dijkstra or Roche?

I really like Dijkstra and I even think he was right. But Roche is my Bro. It was one of the hardest choices for me, but I couldn't betray Roche. It is impossible. I can only betray Roche to Iorveth.

Vesemir or Crach an Craite?

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm not a fan of Vesemir, I don't really like him. So Crach an Craite, he is cool dude and good bro.

Eskel or Lambert?

Eskel is a sweetheart and I love him, but Lambert is my favorite witcher and one of my favorite characters in general.

Keira or Philippa?

I really loved Philippa in The Witcher 2, I think she was one of the best characters there, but in The Witcher 3 they ruined her. So Keira, Keira's a cool gal.

Cerys or Hjalmar?

Hjalmar is ok, but Cerys is awesome.

Syanna or Anarietta?

Syanna is more interesting. Don't get me wrong, I think she did wrong, but she is more complex than Anarietta.

Yen or Triss?

Yennefer is my queen. I used to dislike Triss very much. Now I don't think so bad about her anymore, but I always choose Yen without hesitation.

Ciri or Geralt?

Geralt. I'm not a Ciri fan.

Regis or Dettlaff?

Regis. Always Regis.

Olgierd von Everec or Gaunter O’Dimm?

Olgierd. I mean, he's a dick, but I pity him after all. And with Gaunter, you never know, he lives because others suffer.

Olgierd von Everec or Iris von Everec?

Iris. Duh.

Shani or Dandelion?

I don't really like book Dandelion or game Dandelion (but I'm truly, madly, deeply in love with Netflix Dandelion/Jaskier!), but I can't imagine any witcher story without him. We can do without Shani, but not without Dandelion.

Johnny or Sarah?

Johnny

Sorceresses or Witchers?

Witchers

Druids or the local holy man?

Druids

Food or Swallow?

Food is enough, I'm not a wimp, it's just a scratch.

Decoctions or Potions?

I have never drunk any decoction in my entire Witcher career. So Potions.

Hunting for diagrams or finding them per chance?

Depends on my mood. Usually it's per chance, but sometimes I will go to find them all at once and then spend all the coins on making them and try them on for an hour, unable to decide which one I look best at. You know, my witcher must be stylish.

Saving coin or spending coin?

Saving to spend.

Looting or buying?

Looting to sell --> Selling to save --> Saving to buy.

Upsetting the guards or following the rules?

I'd love to upset them if they weren't such pain in the ass when they are upset.

Igni or Axii?

Igni

Yrden or Aard?

Aard

Signs or blade oils?

Signs

Crossbow or fists?

Crossbow.  

Settling down or staying on the path?

Settling down is nice but I like to be on the path.

Gwent Cards or Swords?

Both. I’m a collecting bitch.

Beard or no beard?

What about the stubble?

“Puss Peepers” or “Mutant”?

Puss Peepers is cute but ridiculous. I will stay with Mutant.

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#witcher #witcher3 #make me choose #tag meme

[bitchytravelerobservation]

Thanks @tee-aitch-official for tagging 😊♥️

Rules: Only using song titles from one artist/band , cleverly answer the questions and tag 10 people

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Whats your gender : Mrs. Potato head

If you yould go anywhere : Carousel

Your best friend : Mad Hatter

Favourite time of the day : Detention

If your life was a TV show : Pity party

Relationship status : Play date, High school sweetheart, Alphabet boy

And I'm taging @behind-the-sin @bryd-one-brere @johix @icpe @advena87 @evilwitchershitpost @eredins-a-king-aint-he Its Fun! Try it 😁👌

[edenorisshitposting]

Witcher make me choose, but I answer all the questions

Tagged by @evilwitchershitpost, lets go

Skellige isles or the continent?

I like Skellige a lot, but I also really like the small hidden spaces around the continent. Also it has more fun forests.

Velen or Toussaint?

Toussaint is tons of fun and I like it a lot, but again I’ll go with spooky forests and bogs.

Novigrad or Beauclair?

Novigrad is nasty and cool.

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco or meditating under a tree?

To be honest I don’t do much of either. It took me a while to even realise that sleeping at Corvo Bianco has a resting bonus.

Inns or Brothels?

I’m not going to spend my fake game money on fake sex. Inns.

Caves or Ruins?

Elven ruins in caves~

High or low difficulty?

Medium, I’m not very good :(

Going back to old save: yay or nay?

Yay, but not on the first plathrough. First time you must live with your mistakes.

Mods: yay or nay?

I don’t really use any mods, but I saw one that gives Yennefer extra curly hair and I want it.

Mini-map or no mini-map?

Yes minimap because I get lost picking flowers.

Roach or Fast travel?

I like roach but I lose my patience sometimes.

Roads or Boats?

Boats are annoying, roads forever.

Specters or Relics?

Relics have cool leshens and godlings.

Beasts or Hybrids?

Beasts are just regular animals but angry. I choose Hybrids.

Necrophages or Vampires?

Regis is a vampire sooo....

Ogroids or Elementa?

Elemtra although they are a bitch to kill.

Dracanoids or Cursed Ones?

Cursed ones have more interesting lore.

The Caretaker or the Crones?

The caretaker is cool as hell, but the crones are actively evil and menacing. I liked even more than Eredin.

Botchlings or spotted Wights?

The spotted Wight had a more interesting quest.

Sirens or Harpies?

at least harpies have the decency to never attack you at sea.

Killing or sparing?

Depends, I spared most people, but whoreson junior deserved to die.

Dijkstra or Roche?

No question Roche is a nicer person, but I think Djikstra is a more interesting character.

Vesemir or Crach an Craite?

Grandpa wolf forever.

Eskel or Lambert?

Eskel is a friend and a boy.

Keira or Philippa?

Game Keira at least is a funnier character.

Cerys or Hjalmar?

Cerys, Hjalmar is an idiot who thinks with his biceps.

Syanna or Anarietta?

I liked them both :|

Yen or Triss?

Yennefer forever.

Ciri or Geralt?

I don’t know, I like Geralt but no doubt he is a whiny bitch.

Regis or Dettlaff?

Regis, Dettlaff is an overrated sadboy don’t hate me

Olgierd von Everec or Gaunter O’Dimm?

Gaunter is super interesting as a character. Olgierd is kind of a jerk.

Olgierd von Everec or Iris von Everec?

Iris, see above.

Shani or Dandelion?

Lets settle it on book Dandelion and game Shani aight?

Johnny or Sarah?

Can I pick the one who made nekker boots?

Sorceresses or Witchers?

Hang out with the boys, but the girls are for when I feel like having an intellegent conversation.

Druids or the local holy man?

Druids

Food or Swallow?

Be a potion hoarder, Eat ungodly amounts of food mid fight. 

Decoctions or Potions?

Potions, decoctions have too complicated of rules,

Hunting for diagrams or finding them per chance?

Tresure hunt babyyyyyy

Saving coin or spending coin?

HOARD

Looting or buying?

LOOT EVERYTHING I CAN FIND

Upsetting the guards or following the rules?

You only have to appear to follow the law to not upset any guards.

Igni or Axii?

in combat, always igni

Yrden or Aard?

Aard.

Signs or blade oils?

BOTH

Crossbow or fists?

Crossbow.

Settling down or staying on the path?

I think Geralt wouldn’t mind settling down for a while.

Gwent Cards or Swords?

Swords, Gwent is hard :(

Beard or no beard?

It may not be canon friendly, but I like the beard

“Puss Peepers” or “Mutant”?

Puss peepers is too forced, mutant comes out naturally.

I have no one to tag, so I’ll leave it at that.

#thanks for stopping by #witcher shitpost #Eskel is my best friend #I can't really choose between Johnny and Sarah #Not to insult witchers intelligence because they are clever #but you can only handle that many beer burps in a given time

[augmented-beauty]

Lol I kept forgetting

Tagged by @metal-zero-one

Rules:  Go to Random.Org/List, type in 15 characters from anything, hit randomise, and then write them in order below!

Mom/Dad: Jesse McCree 

Your Sibling: Jim Miller (NO FUCKING WAY)

Grandma/Grandpa: Rebecca Crane (OMG I’M WHEEZING) 

Haunts You: Mercy 

Significant other: Adam Jensen (AAAHHH I’M SCREAMING)

Your Ex: Cayde-6 (not gonna say anything more or I’m gonna cry)

Your Best Friend: Lambert (yeah, not bad. I may snap sometimes though) 

Your Boss: Eskel (NO FUCKING WAY, PART TWO)

Proposed to you: Shaun Hasting (OMG I’M CRYING)

Random Person You Drink With At A Bar: Duncan MacReady (some good shit)

Your Rival: Iorveth (oh boy oh boy)

Gave You Your First Kiss: Corvo Attano (OK I’M GONNA DIE, OMG)

Drunk And Sing Karaoke With: Vesemir (OMFG)

Played 7 Minutes In Heaven With: Emiel Regis (NO FUCKING WAY. OMG OK, I-)

Gave You Your Favorite Dessert: Geralt (oh why, thank you)

Holy shit that was fun. Ok so...gonna tag @eviltemplarknight (or @evilwitchershitpost, do that where you think it’s better suiting), @peppercupcake and anyone who wants to do this ‘cause my brain is broken rn. 

#tagged #what was some fun stuff