#Ew- this number

[spitblaze]

Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way

#spitblaze says things #its...not normal or good to look at two gay men living their life and go 'EW GROSS MEN BLEGH DISGUSTING' #being fed up with patriarchal structure and a general 'men' is one thing. i get that shit #disgust and disdain at all who (or DON'T but you think they do) identify as such is uh. worth maybe thinking a lil harder about #doin numbers

[pat-lechem]

#ישראבלר #עברית #this could do numbers on tumblr if the tumblerinas weren't so antisemitic and pro-terrorism #that they call anything hebrew or israeli “zionist propaganda” #putin #<- ew #hehe #hebrew #ישראל

[mogoce-nocoj]

so, in under three days safursey's recording of Šta Bih Ja has managed to surpass Everybody's Waiting's streams on spotify! honestly insane what tiktok's algorithm can accomplish

#joker out #does. does JO even know that this song is blowing up. Has anybody told them #I should also mention that I used EW as a comparison here because it was the last song to be released and not to say that it's bad or sth #just to be clear. what joker out is gonna do with those numbers is their decision #I listened to EW again this morning and I actually do like it so excited to hear it live #I do like šbj more but that's just my music taste lol #šta bih ja

[uncreativeari]

rushed redraw of an old doodle from an au i made around april 1st 2 years ago

here are some old doodles of this au (I'm sorry if the second picture is bad quality, I don't know where my sketchbook is so this is the only picture i have from 2022) (i might edit and delete these two since i hate my old stuff :v)

small summary if you’re curious. i titled it 'number one au.' basically, the Devil shapshifts as the carny from the first season to troll King Dice. He lies to King Dice, claiming he found someone better to be his number one after the last failed attempt to capture Cuphead's soul. So now King Dice meets the carny who is his partner in capturing souls, making King Dice petty over his new competitor. But the carny (the devil) is just messing with King Dice and making him annoyed along this prank of his. (i’m sorry if this explanation was bad, i haven’t slept all night)

tldr: King Dice is in a fake rivalry he is unaware about

#cuphead #cuphead show #cuphead fanart #king dice #cuphead devil #my au #number one au #ew old arts #king dice got pranked on april fools day #i’m tired lol

[vv-julian]

soc fic where the crows get their own season on infinity train

(also: what do y'all think their numbers would be? if not estimating exact numbers, who gets really high/low numbers?)

#soc #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #nina zenik #matthais helvar #grishaverse #infinity train #if i could draw well i'd make fanart of them with their numbers and stuff and post it #instead i'll probably make fanart of it and then go “Ew!” and erase it

[kayjunjay]

Eddsworld #1 homeless man

#eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld tord #ew tord #my art #jk the eddsworld number 1 homeless man is paul

[orphyd]

A man asking me to do OF in the Walmart parking lot….just you’re average Wednesday-

#thank GOD he didn’t ask for my number my #but he gave me his #i deleted that shit so fucking fast bro #godddddddd #I’m so #ew #now i feel itchy #this guy had to be at least 10 years older than me #day continues to get worse #i just wanted some ice cream 😭 #nia.txt #thankfully I’m a decently quick liar

[stripesysheaven]

going to throw up my cousin just texted me. we haven’t talked since i was like 8

#cousin is older than me so she probably remembers me more than i remember her #this is so bzbznxhxhzj oh no im so awkward ew how do i navigate this #i forgot my dad gave my aunt my number because she wanted to get to know me #my dad and his sister weren’t talking for like a decade so #oh this is a nightmare #also can’t figure out what side of myself to show her #bc our family is super conservative and sucks #but i know her and her sister aren’t as bad as our family but idk how much #and. without getting into details like they’re both in the acting world and one of them played a queer character so ??? #im not sure what to take from that #anyway im going to throw up #also in her text she included cowboy emojis. is this because she knows i live in texas or is she just like that #what the fuck do i do #my posts

[chamerionwrites]

🧂 go ooooon

This is not so much crankyposting as puzzled posting, but I’m lowkey fascinated by ASMR. The fact that that weird back-of-the-scalp tingling sensation that’s relaxing in sort of the way that having your hair brushed is relaxing is apparently A Thing that has a name? The fact that it’s apparently a sex thing for a bunch of people who like it (in contrast to the previous hornyposting, I am but a humble sometimes-insomniac who’s been using Bob Ross as a sleep aid since well before I heard of ASMR)? The fact that so many people who dislike it are FURIOUSLY VISCERALLY REPULSED AND CREEPED OUT by it (I don’t have a particularly high tolerance for annoying sounds either and only a fraction of it works for me - typically soft voices reading, or art studio type sounds, or rain/wind/leaves rustling - but frankly I thought it was pretty common for people to find rain or being read to soothing/sleep-inducing? Turns out there sure are some STRONG opinions tho)? The fact that there exists a whole online community which at a distance appears to be the proverbial terrifying iceberg of discourse floating by?????

Wild. O brave new world which has such people in it, etc

#first i learn that getting sleepy from sketching pencil noises is A Thing #then i learn that a surprising number of people for whom it is not a thing are like UGH EW YALL ARE FREAKS #mind blown several times over lol #ask box #my posts

[eddsworld-heritage-and-archive]

413: Stretch

#eddsworld heritage posts #eddsworld #eddsworld archive #ew comics #the sake of numbers

[oscill4te]

rice and beans never fail me.... i love you rice and beans

#number one safe food. it has complete proteins; it has fiber; carbs to keep me going #what more could a girl ask for? #txt #also there is so many ways you can cook rice and so many kinds of beans. if im sick of one kind of rice and beans i can just #switch it up so easily. soft spot rn for taqueria style rice n pinto beans #jasmine white rice n fried black beans (not refried ew)? a classic. my childhood right there

[aluc-art]

THEY HAVE TORD BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#Eddsworld #Ew tord #I am hashtag number 1 tord fan so this is making me nervous

[cerealmonster15]

Jamil is so funny anytime someone mentions octavinelle on purpose. He doesn’t even hide his distaste, he’s just immediately blatantly like 😒ew. why. 😒

#I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched that part of caters union bday story #always had me CRYING laughing #the visual comedy of Jamil politely smiling #then IMMEDIATELY FROWNING the moment caters voiceover says ‘octavinelle’ #he’s so fucking funny #why the fuck us he so annoyed about what dorm CATER would pick dndngngnfjdjfnfng #he’s still got azul trauma #silly behavior. there was no need for him to be like that and yet hsjdjfngjggngjtng #number 1 fish hater Jamil viper #I would say riddle but riddle picked Jade for his birthday brother on purpose. so. #that’s the other union bday scene I’ve watched 900 times #the shock from azul. the shame from riddle immediately. dhdhcbfbfbfbfhyht #second years you are so silly and weird <3 #that first parts funny too #who are you getting gifts fo-OCTAVINELLE? ew. gross. why. #then he adivises you to stop being friends with anyone from that dorm LOL #awful boys lolol

[7roaches]

theres at least one of em

#my art #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #dhmis red guy #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis duck #whats rheir names again #dhmis harry #dhmis doi #dhmis robin #fanart #dhmis tv show #bright colors #i am so normal about them #pleasepleaspelapleasepleasepleease do not let this flop i speant so long on it #15.5 hours and 63 layers #i a ew cold noodle touched my arm #i actually hated this until i pulled it up on tumblr nd was like oh yeah thats gonna do numbers

[famdommcfanface]

See the problem is with stranger things is that pretty much every character should be gay but only like 3 maximum are going to be gay.

#stranger things #usually I would be thrilled with this gay rep but there are like five gay relationships I want to happen that won't #like they're not going to bait and switch us with Nancy in the same way as Robin are they #Mike/Will is looking possible? maybe? but I don't know... #if you saw that post I made yesterday no you didn't #nobody even seems to be talking about Steve/Eddie who I want to be Dustin's gay dads #also Murray should be gay. I feel so so strongly about this. imagine Murray being straight. ew. #oh and I'm still a Max/Eleven truther but that's never going to happen #update: number turned out to be 2 and I'm no longer happy with the rep

[innsjovide]

huge pet peeve of mine is if you kill off a beloved character in fanworks (or like. actual works if its the canon story) or even suggest it, no matter what narrative significance this might have on the story being told, you'll suddenly be flooded by a billion people being like 'NO U CANT KILL THEM THEYRE IMMORTAL THEYLL LIVE FOREVER THIS IS WRONG'

#yes this is about korra yes im still pissy about it #the avatar fandom has such negative media literacy for a fandom of such a well written show #* lok isnt super well written but the original show is #if yall didnt know i used to write an 'earth avatar after korra' fic with some of my ocs #and while it was generally well received (for reasons ill never know the writing was trash) the overwhelming sentiment I got in feedback wa #HOW COULD YOU KILL KORRA SHES IMMORTAL I LOVE HER #like yeah i am number one korra stan too I love her but like. do you not understand the story I'm trying to tell here. #this discourse is coming back since atlas popular again and there was a teaser about canon avatar after korra (which is apparently a man ew #also its ironic bc korra fans all the time say 'lok isnt about aang it's korra's story now'. but yall are hypocrites #anyways LMAO #been thinking about my girl ever hadiyah saeed again #earth avatar extraordinair #it was like legend of genji but gay and i actually wrote 99 percent of it #so take that #innsjotxt #rant over