#Extra Kool

[mhisadj]

Lil Obeah, Time and Extra Kool - Fearless Vampire Killers

Off of Lil Obeah Presents Everyday Is Halloween.

Weirdo electronica, spooky dub madness. Diggin’ it.

#lil obeah #time #extra kool #bandcamp monday #Halloween

[kooldewd123]

And Relic Bun-Bun is finally dead! I decided to exchange some of my Cyber Gals dupes for NP so I had enough to comfortably Talent Gravicci into an anti-Relic unit, and that was the extra boost I needed to finally get over the hill.

#nekoluga is just there for the punchpunchpunchpunch catcombo #i decided to throw him out on the field since i had some extra money and he synergized fairly well with gravicci and the rodeo cats #the battle cats #kool speaks #koolmathgames.com

[autizzysonikko]

Roommate conversation (Summer Stay Edition!)

Roommate 1: okay I'm gonna go run this sugar back to [roommates friend/mutual pal]

Me: okay!

*as the door is closing an audible "shit wait a second" is heard and the door shuts*

*very load groan.*

*knocking repeatedly*

Me: *opens the door* wow that was fast! (/S)

Roommate: suck shit, I will uncure racism

#context: #she made kool aid (as a white person) #and i gave her extra tips to actually make it good (do not measure sugar #and it tasted really good #so i said #“wow ko approved!” #and she said #“yeahhh we cured racism with kool aid” #:3 #ko posting

[doggehquack]

I figured I’d just shove these on here and be done. These are my most favorite personal pieces recently! :D The character to the left is my character Exit. The one to the right is my character Gloria. I’ve also been active on Gaia Online again. (I’m DoggehQuack on there too for reference) I started doing requests on there, but I haven’t really done any recently. I actually didn’t finish shading Exit but that is solely because I don’t know where it went? When I checked my layer file for it, the shading layer was gone??? It was really weird. But oh well, I got a decent amount on there LOL

#dont pay attention to the extra finger bones on exit LOL #DQocs #digital art #angel #gogglebois r kool B)

[rae-writes]

mixer

om brothers x reader

wc : 0.3k

warnings : alcohol consumption, drunk bois

a/n : In light of Karasu telling us there are multiple colors of demonous, I give you this quick, fun little thing (and bc I live by my hc that, to us, it tastes like koolaid jammers)

“Uh…Mc..what’re you doing?” 

“Mixing.”

“Why?” 

You stick your tongue out in concentration, carefully pouring red Demonous into the blue variant until it was purple. “Well, the red tastes like cherry Kool-aid and the blue tastes like blue raspberry, so I figured if I mixed them, it’d taste amazing as shit.” 

Mammon blinked a couple times before shrugging and grinning, hopping up on the counter beside you to watch. “Better have some for me, too!” 

“Some of what?” Asmo pokes his head in the doorway, immediately interested when he sees the demonous bottles, “Ooh!! Me too, me too!” 

You laugh and get down more glasses (and a few extras too. It was just a hunch) and mixed the perfect blend until it was a pretty purple. And, just to be silly, you threw some edible glitter in there too. 

“Alright guys!” Giving Asmo and Mammon their glasses, you grinned and lifted your own, “bottoms up!” 

†

When Lucifer got home two hours later, he was not expecting to hear music blasting all the way from the gate- or to see all of his brothers stumbling around and laughing like maniacs. 

Beel was gnawing on the couch like a dog, Belphie was actually up dancing around with Asmo. Satan was acting out Shakespearean tragedies with Levi and Mammon was curled up on the floor with your jacket in his arms. 

He immediately zeroed in on the second born, but before he could berate the wrong perpetrator, he heard a sheepish laugh from behind him. 

You smile hesitantly, holding out a glass of glittery purple liquid. “My..bad..?” 

Bonus: 

“In my defense though, it did, in fact, taste bomb as fuck.” 

“Mc.” 

You grinned, not even feeling sorry for the six demons laying their heads on the table with hangovers, “I was only the mixer— I didn’t make them drink it.”

#obey me x reader #om x reader #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmo x reader #beel x reader #belphie x reader #om lucifer #om mammon #om levi #om satan #om asmo #om beel #om belphie

[wallflowerimagines]

Howdy dowdy, Partner. It's me, ya boi, Skinny Penis.

How would the Lords react to a selectively mute S/O? Especially their reaction to them talking to them for the first time.

I have this mental image of Heisenberg's S/O saying something really casually (while they're relaxing or something), and he just whips around to look at them and he just shouts "hoLY FUCK!"

Saw the first line of this ask and then it was followed by a cute prompt????---

Warnings: swearing, my typical brand of silly

Alcina Dimitrescu

She's so used to your quiet demeanor it's to the point where she COMPLETELY forgot that your silence is a choice.

Alcina quite honestly never expected you to speak to her, and she was mentally planning for the rest of your relationship to be this way -- all of the servants are learning to sign, just in case, and she has pens and paper in every room if you prefer to write as your form of communication.

When you do finally speak up, she's frozen. What.

Oh. You can. You...can speak?

It's one of the times you've ever seen Alcina baffled, because honestly? She has no idea what to do.

However, you can bet she IMMEDIATELY analyses the situation in order to make sure she can get you to keep talking to her. Whatever made this happen needs to be repeated as much as possible -- Now that she knows you can be made comfortable enough to speak, she needs to hear you speak again.

(It might not have been your intention, but you hit her right in the superiority complex. Her partner spoke to HER. JUST her. Exclusively. Alcina is going to be riding this high for decades)

The Lady Dimitrescu is a big believer in positive reinforcement with her loved ones, so you better believe that every time you speak she is extra affectionate, because she does like to hear your voice!💞

Essentially, you have prompted constant affection DO NOT RESIST---

Donna Beneviento

I mentioned this in my other Donna x Mute reader post, but Donna is able to relate to a mute s/o a lot.

She's pretty nonverbal herself, so often you two have moments of quiet peace, where the two of you are doing your own thing together in the same room, taking breaks only to hold hands, cuddle, and kiss each other sweetly.

Truly dreamy💕💕💕

The first time you speak to her though, she's sewing a new outfit for one of her dolls, while you're reading in the setee beside her.

You peak over her shoulder, clear your throat and say: "You're really talented, Donna".

She drops a stitch.

Her face is burning underneath her veil. The first thing you say to her is a complement??? About a skill she is actually proud of??? That's already enough to get her heart stuttering, but you said her name.

It feels like such a small thing, but it sends Donna into a tizzy. Your lips formed the syllables of her name, and she can't get over it. You said a compliment and her name in the same sentence.

She's swooning. Smitten. Overcome.

Expect some flustered giggling and a compliment in return.

Salvatore Moreau

Salvatore has no chill whatsoever.

He literally drops everything and scuttles across the room to stand in front of you, flitting his hands around you in excitement, not quite touching you but close.

He's! So! Excited!

He didn't process what you even said-- you SPOKE TO HIM!!!! Fireworks are going off in his brain, Kool and the Gang are celebrating the good times, life is beautiful and love is in the air....

Moreau is delighted by this development. You feel safe enough around him a monster to vocalize your thoughts. You trust him. He already knew you did, but this is confirmation he didn't even know he wanted. Moreau almost starts crying he's so relieved.

Meanwhile you're repeatedly trying to warn him about the disaster occurring on the stove.

"... Salvatore, honey, the pancakes are burning."

Honey???? HONEY??? Are you TRYING to kill him????

Salvatore staggers on his feet, unintentionally the most dramatic you've ever seen him.

Sighing, you hide a smile behind your palm and give him a little smooch on the cheek before you go rescue your breakfast.

Moreau flatlines. Better give him some mouth to mouth 💗.

Karl Heisenberg

Absolutely shocked the first time you speak.

He's working on a soldat, fully used to the silence as he solders body parts together to make a deadly monster worthy of murdering Mother Miranda.

"You missed a spot--"

jESUS FUCK

Very softly, you speak up again. "At the shoulder. It's not... It's not fully connected."

Heisenberg whips around to just...stare??? At you for a bit?? His face is totally expressionless, but make no mistake his brain is reeling.

What is he supposed to do here? You feel comfortable enough to talk with him--this is a big deal, right? Is he supposed to comfort you? Praise you?

Still, it's not in Heisenberg's nature to make a big deal of things, and he doesn't want to spook you.

Eventually he nods, grunts in acknowledgement, and gets back to work.

Still, your words ring in his ears. Your voice fits you so well? He never really thought about what you sounded like before, but honestly now it's all he can think about.

Much later, when you almost forget about the whole thing, he'll offhandedly say he's proud of you for finally speaking up for yourself.

It's kinda condescending? But you know Heisenberg pretty well, and the fact he refuses to meet your eyes let's you know he's just being his normal, socially stunted self.

Thank him for the "compliment" and you'll get a pleased grin back, as well as a teasing hair ruffle. He's...happy you're comfortable with him.

It just makes your relationship feel even more right. ❤️

#re8 #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #karl heisenberg #alcina dimitrescu #donna beneviento #salvatore moreau #lady beneviento x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #alcina dimitrescu x reader #donna beneviento x reader #lord moreau x reader #lord heisenburg x reader #salvatore moreau x reader #karl heisenberg x reader #x reader #silly #soft

[fear-is-truth]

𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝑴𝑬 𝑩𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 ⴰ༢ ୧

── being kai anderson’s manipulative girlfriend hc

tags: fem! reader. nsfw + sfw. kai is a warning himself, you aren’t any better though (manipulative behavior.) talks of murder, sex

taglist || masterlist

☪︎ ִ ࣪my friend said that this hc sounds like how she’d imagine my relationship with Kai. kind of a low blow but also the best compliment ever so.. no complaints

your ability to see through his lies and manipulation frustrates him to no end, as Kai was accustomed to everyone doing whatever he told them to

you won’t follow every single order Kai gave you, unless you think it’s feasible. most of the time, you operate on your own terms

your independent activities would annoy Kai, as he prefers to maintain control over all activities in F.I.T

however, once he recognizes how your actions benefit the cult's agenda, his fury would give way to reluctant admiration

as his girlfriend and second in command, you hold a delicate position in the cult - dangerously close to the centre of power and yet somehow the safest, as your connection to him gives you some degree of protection

any cult member who annoys you? good as dead. you’d find a way to frame them or make Kai get suspicious of them

he hates it when you boss the other cult members around, but also secretly thinks it’s kinda hot

Winter would have mixed feelings about you. she thinks you’re cool but she’s also lowkey afraid of you because you remind her of her brother sometimes

you’re the only one who can keep Kai in line (sort of)

but you’re also capable of making him worse. and vice versa (couple goals)

he puts a tracker in your phone, which you found out and dismantled it

pinky power is completely pointless

it’ll be personal contest— who’s the better liar? you two have the best poker faces

you were the first one to drink the “poisoned” kool aid. risky move but worth it

you carry a bottle of Adderall for Kai at all times. he even trusts you enough to let you administer the pill directly into his mouth

ways to manipulate him

kill for him. that’s an instant hard-on

feed that ego. you praise his leadership skills, intelligence and charisma, deepening his belief in his own superiority

mother him. wash his hair when you shower together. assist him with shaving. lay out his clothes for him. make him manwiches

behind the guise of nurturing gestures, every act of practical care serves as a small manipulation, reinforcing his dependency on you while gradually asserting your influence over him

you’ll have him wrapped around your little finger

councilman at day, clown at night

you’d play a crucial role in his election campaigns, acting as the perfect arm candy to bolster his public image

in public settings, you display affection in subtle yet very calculated ways:

holding hands, staring into each others eyes, sharing deep kisses— strategically timed for the cameras to capture

and the media would eat it all up

it’ll enhance Kai's image as a loving and passionate partner

you were the one who came up with the staged assassination stunt

Meadow was getting too close to Kai, and it irked you. so you planted that idea into Kai’s head, and he put it into action

Meadow got laid and then died, Kai got elected councilman, and you have your man all to yourself.. win-win-win situation!

wear a sexy clown outfit that comes with a corset and shows cleavage

it will distract Kai and piss him off because he has to maintain his dignity as a leader while trying to hide his raging boner

violence also turns him on; Kai likes his girls crazy. be the harley quinn to his joker

incorporate deadpan humour. during these fucked up situations, gotta lighten up the mood with disturbing and witty remarks

nsfw headcanons

Kai would ask you to seduce more followers into joining the cult

and the hypocrite would get so jealous, even though it was his idea

sex will be bomb though. he’d put in extra effort to prove that he’s superior

you give each other hickeys, lots

needless to say, you’d be the sub. that’s basically the no.1 rule in your relationship

better to squeeze a few tears during sex. it’ll fuel his ego, big time

if you’re giving him head, gag on purpose

he tells you that once he becomes president of the U.S, you’d be First Lady and he’ll fuck you in every single room in the White House (132 in total)

needless to say that you’re going to be the perfect mother of his messiah baby

a/n: i’m actually a sweetheart, don’t listen to my friend. oh and buzz-cut kai can rail me

TAGLIST @acidbrainstorm @evanpetersmybf @alittlesil @kaiandersonsdevotedwife @ellaaaaa44 @newwavesylviaplath @warrenlipkaswife @slvt4jamesmarch @kaismanwich @maddaline @evpeters87 @lacucarachapisser @howtobesasha @nickrhodeslittledarling @bluerthanvelvet444 @r8ttenapples @nahoyasboyfriend @kai-slut @lak3cityqui3tpills @coentinim @doll3tt33 @taintandviolent @babygorewhore @stveharringtn @violet1737 @sukirosiac @slutforgarlogan @90sbr1descake

 fear-is-truth 2024 — all rights reserved. do not modify, repost, translate, or plagiarise my content.

#american horror story #ahs #kai anderson #evan peters #ahs cult #kai anderson x reader #kai anderson x y/n #kai anderson headcanons #kai anderson smut #james patrick march #tate langdon #kit walker #tate langdon x y/n #kyle spencer #kit walker x y/n #tate langdon x reader #jimmy darling #ahs fandom #kit walker x reader #jpm x reader #ahs kai #ahs season 7

[louroth]

IT IS UPDATE TIME! For those of you who missed the dirty draft in the discord, the original play link has now been updated with 35 thousand words and two chapters sizzling with exposition, and heated rivalry. I'm so excited!

Here's what's new:

Before we start, it took some honest critique for something to click for me, plot wise. I have been meandering with the plot, partly because I had no idea what I was even doing, and part because I really wanted to meander around in this new medium. But, the plot I have planned is very high octane and epic in scale so I don’t want to bore you to death before we get to the good stuff.

So, don’t hunt me for sport when I tell you that (for the time being) I have removed the entire section of RO 101’s. I was so stubborn with shoehorning them in for the better part of a year, leading to writer's block and utter despair since it just wouldn’t fit; it wasn’t how you were supposed to learn about the RO’s. I have put them aside for now and tweaked Lenas scene once more so that it flows better- I am hemming and hawing over Id’s 101 because that one actually makes sense to have there, plotwise. It might go back in where it was, but I am still thinking about it.

Ok, for real this time though:

The scenes where you scream and your RO busts down the door Kool-Aid man style are there now.

A meeting with Oma and a blast from your [origin] past!

A whole chapter of lies and deceit, but it could literally be anyone lying. Careful who to trust.

Is that… [REDACTED]?? Surely not.

Another chapter where you get to choose your weapons and the way the Surge manifests with your hunter.

On topic of the surge, the magic in Ouro, it is now a default for all players; you can choose from 4 different classes. The Battlefrenzied Zealot, The Beastmaster, The Etherweaver or The Vox Psion. I had a terrible time writing the codexes for these classes, so some are partial and others missing, but if you continue you will experience them in actual action-scenes instead, weaponized. Don't forget to save! For now, each class comes with its own weapon, but I will add more whenever extra time strikes, or when the draft is done.  I am going to remind you as I remind myself: This draft will get rougher around the edges, a little bit messy, as I am going to try to just draft the whole thing without even looking back. It will make my life so much easier when it comes to figuring out key scenes and motivations. While I wrote quite slowly as I treated OUROBOROS as a hobby, now I am working on it, which means skipping content I cannot think of on the spot just to keep the ball rolling. If you don't want to read the alpha draft, please wait with reading until the edited twine demo is out. Thank you!!

Now, ENJOY!

#OUROBOROS #ouroboros-if #interactive fiction #demo update #choicescript #dashingdon #I AM THROWING MYSELF ON THE COUCH SUPERMAN STYLE #I DID IT #I am going to make a post on discord asking for some specific feedback tomorrow so if you feel keen on helping me :> come join!

[satoshy12]

Win or Invasion

It all started when they were all summoned to this arena. It seems like a tournament, and if they lose it, A massive alien invasion was shown, and with so many ships, you thought you saw stars on Earth who would attack Earth. True,  they would win with the JL, but seeing how massive the invasion is, it would not be without many people dying.

The Moderator:" The "Champions" were selected by a random principle! And here is Rule 1. All tournament competitors are granted special abilities. In the case of human fighters from Earthrealm, chosen participants gain powers that would be otherwise impossible for normal humans. And all the powers are based on the same level, so a Kryptonian could lose to a human in a 1 vs. 1 box fight. You will get them before you fight. To win, just victory doesn't matter how with no outside help. "

The 13 fighters looked at each other. And few heroes and villains seem to know each other, and few have any idea who the other one was. Like the 2 younger teen ones too it seems. They saw one of the two children say, "Tell me when it's my turn."  Then Danny started to walk away, through the wall in a Kool-aid Guy, out of the arena. He was happy he didn't have to go Phantom and how much his mom trained him and his Dad's DNA. (Yes Niko Style/Qin style for Danny)

+ Batman:" I thought we don't have powers?" Moderator:" You don'T have power or similiar, that is a technique he is using that everyone could learn."

Respawn:" Where can I watch the best? And summon my Dad, a bit training would do good."

+ Extra:" Gotham Falcone family "Hey he is doing what Jack is always doing!"" "Give him a call maybe that fighter is Big Jack's son! HE told so much."

Jack Fenton is related to the Falcone family. And as they learned about it's really Jacks child! They did go fans of him! And waited for finally his turn.

+ Extra Deathstroke and Ra not together already knew that Respawn would win, I mean it's in his blood! So they just made themself ready with popcorn and a drink.

But Ra is angry he isn't even summoned to help him train, Talia… to but she won't say it.

#danny phantom #Deathstroke #Alien Invasion #danny fenton #Talia al Ghul #Batman #Respawn #Ra's al Ghul #dc comics #dcau #dc #dp + dc #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #tournament #jack Fenton #Jack Falcone Fenton #Maddie fenton #Gotham #13 vs 13 fighters #just 7 wins #Rule And all the powers are based on the same level #so a Kryptonian could lose to a human in a 1 vs. 1 box fight. #made by Magic that way #Youtube

[mono-dot-jpeg]

tank moment - mauga

summary; title slightly irrelevant, i wanted to be funny. iykyk

genre/extra tags; headcanons/bullet fic, i talk about mauga hcs i thought of on the fly, reader is implied to be a support character, reader is also part of talon group, fluff, i only know the bare minimum about him and that's all i need baby, is this platonic or romantic idk

[gender neutral reader] [canon typical violence mentioned]

a/n; im back on my overwatch era. it never really ended but, i want to write about him, mauga, the beloved. typing this on my phone and finishing on my computer if anything seems wonky shhh dont tell me i'll relive that mistake for days

also this is a somewhat lightly reseached- aka not fully accurate/detailed work. i briefly mention samoan culture and if it offends or if it's a mistake, please tell me and i will erase those parts asap.

[support me and buy a kofi]

🗣 ALRIGHT SO ‼️

i've been watching and playing with/against mauga since the trial to play him came out and god i love him

but he's kind of easy to counter (im an ana main, nade is fucking broken but that's just anti heal things) and his ult is annoying

anyways

every tank needs their heal bot to keep em up

you just happen to be mauga's heal bot KDJSJSJ

(baptiste is too probably but not really)

he's a really smug guy

no one really knows that bc he sounds so upbeat and nice

but he loves to tease you, poke at you bc he knows that you will answer to him most of the time and entertain him in conversation

you and him are probably in your world even when you're both in talon tbh

he does his own thing and you just happen to join in

(he totally baits you to join his plans and you both know it)

he's a chaotic and cunning man and you're his enabler

(sounds like me and my bestie tbh)

"a hero would sacrifice you to save the world but a villain would sacrifice the world to save you" type beat

he's lowkey possessive but we dont talk about that

jk we do talk abt it

he's your scary guard dog privileges

like that man is tall tall ‼️‼️

idk why but i dont really imagine him being like an openly sweet person

he keeps it private even with how loud he is

anyways

you know how he's on a yacht for his origin story and there's like a bunch of people who got destroyed by him?

yeah he would totally do that shit for u if you asked.

he would give you the best home but

"thanks for the new place and all but did you have to kill someone for it?"

"i mean come on! this place is nice! let's enjoy it!"

he's very "i'll do the dirty work, just sit back and look pretty." and then you're like, "yeah i could. but i won't."

dps support vibes for you ✨️

but also he's charging in most of the time so, there's not much time to dps support KDHDJDJJD

he's like the kool aid man bursting in through the walls /j

cough

back to the hcs here...

he's so tall and big, he would totally let you hang off his back like nunu and wilump (from league, yeah i play league dont remind me totally gonna write for heartsteel soon tm)

also he's literally the greatest heated blanket (ahead of roadhog)

he's so stronk and wowowowow im so gay i love him

when you're surrounded by some enemies, he's charging in, slamming the ground and carrying you with ease as he keeps you safe while destroying any enemies who even tried to touch you

ugh

despite his lack of pda, he's a very actions over words.

he's so silly

chivalry isn't dead when he breaks into a jewelry store for u 😍😍

if you ever have those crazy thoughts about crime, he's totally gonna enable you and let you reign havoc on god knows what.

love language is actions and gift giving. enough said.

when he gives you a hug, he's so fucking warm omg

i said it before and i'll say it again, he's the best heated blanket, literal furnace

bad for the people who sweat easily though (ahem me lowkey)

one the off-days where it's just a day off and relaxing, he's taking care of you well !!

when you're on talon missions, since he can't run around as easily unless he gets the okay but you do keep him company until then

he likes to protect but he loves destroying people

he knows you're able to care for yourself, so he can go crazy whenever, and he loves that.

he also loves watching you get mad or angrily passionate

"yes go, la'u ma’asoama!" (my rock/stone, get it? bc his name means mountain)

he is a really good hype man. even if you're the one in the wrong.

god I WISH I LOOKED UP MORE ABOUT HIM ARGBHYKFJ

soon (tm)

someday i'll write more.

#overwatch x reader #overwatch 2 x reader #overwatch mauga #mauga x reader #overwatch mauga x reader #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch fluff #overwatch headcanons

[lastoneout]

I do want to chime re: that last post, as someone who lives in a place where it's like 100F+ for like half the year, when things are bad enough it literally doesn't matter what you drink as long as you are consuming liquids. Yes, you should try to drink as much water as you can, but if you literally cannot stand the taste of it literally drink fucking anything. Coffee, tea, soda, and gatorade is better than not drinking any liquids at all. The ONLY drink doesn't hydrate you is alcohol, everything else is fair game.

Legit every time I see someone say "only drink water, everything else is bad for you" especially in regards to a disaster situation I want to scream bcs trust me anything is better than not drinking!! And, in fact, just water alone WILL NOT FULLY HYDRATE YOU. If you're eating enough stuff with salt and sugar in it you should be fine but there is a reason that hospitals use a saline solution to hydrate patients, and it's bcs if you don't have enough electrolytes in your system your body just straight up will not absorb the water!! Trust me, I have been super dehydrated before due to the heat despite drinking tons of water and it wasn't until I drank a gatorade that I actually started to feel better bcs I needed the sugars and salts in it to get my body to absorb the water I was drinking!! (Bcs contrary to popular diet culture opinion your body actually needs sugar, salt, and fat to function properly.)

I also know what it's like to try to force yourself to eat or drink something you can't stand and how a lot of the time our bodies just will not let us consume something if we don't like it, so trust me if you hate water to the degree that you will not drink it, DRINK SODA OR COFFEE OR TEA OR GATORADE FFS. You NEED liquids!! You are not hurting yourself, your body WILL hydrate itself with those drinks!! You should ofc again try to ALSO drink water, but if you hate water or don't have safe water just drink a fucking soda.

Add kool-aid or lemonade powder or mio drops or something like that to your water bottles, buy gatorade or pedialyte or another sports drink and drink a cup of water along with them, eat jello and watermelon and cucumbers, make iced tea or coffee and put extra ice in it, freeze juice in an ice-cube tray and put it in your water, have soda or hawaiian punch or sunny d or chocolate milk or whatever, eat popsicles, have soup, literally please just get liquids into you in any way that you can. Every single year summer gets harder and harder and we do not have the luxury of succumbing to "water or nothing" culture, so please just drink SOMETHING bcs nothing kills faster than dehydration and these things WILL hydrate you. Some might not do it as well as others, but they will do it, and that's enough to keep you alive.

TL;DR: Try to drink as much water as you can, but if you can't for whatever reason don't feel bad and pls just drink something, bcs when push comes to shove it's far more important to get liquids into your body than it is to worry about which ones, and drinking soda/juice/a sports drink WITH your water can actually help you stay hydrated BETTER than drinking nothing but water can. As long as you're avoiding alcohol you're fine, so please, just drink something.

#this has been your yearly I s2g just drink something for fucks sake psa #and pls stop telling people that water is the only 'good' drink #as long as it's not fucking booze you're good #stay safe and hydrated my lovelies

[thekitchenspider]

I’m hearing conga music, so it’s headcanon time (Ft. my boyfriend and a friend)

Random TF2 Mercenaries HEADCANONS (Ft. maybe other characters.)

Some are NSFW

Boyfriend, Me, Friend

Scout

- Never graduated high school, but has a GED.

- Does graffiti and is amazing at it.

- Unironically likes kool-aid pickles.

Soldier

- Can’t count above 10.

- Collects shiny objects he finds on the battlefield, mainly bullet casings, like a crow.

- Bisexual.

Pyro

- They just sound like that, it’s not the mask.

- Really into bugs and stuff like that, they love the creepy crawlers.

- Has a basement war reenactment but its 2fort.

Demo

- Highly intelligent, like engineer and medic level, but he just doesn’t care. (Too drunk)

- Absolutely a musical theatre dork, I don’t have anything to prove this, it just speaks to me.

- Has horses.

Heavy

- Can’t keep a secret for his life, he may be quiet but he is a huge gossip, tell him and everyone will know.

- Cat person, he sees a cat he WILL pet it.

- Secretly enjoys anime, only medic and spy know.

Engineer

- Was somehow involved with the Three Mile Island accident.

- Absolutely would be a sugar daddy. Like sugar daddy spy? Nah sugar daddy engineer.

- Makes the best brisket but makes his gravy with the boxed stuff.

Medic

- During the years 1939-1945, the minions (yellow ones) were helping him.

- Legs man. Thighs, calves, all of it, dudes FERAL for it.

- Has alot of birds that each have their own names and backstories.

Sniper

- Fills the bowl.

- piss kink this, piss kink that, while I do agree with this- HE HAS A SPIT KINK: on you, on on him, yes yes YES.

- Had medic install 7 extra kidneys because his old ones look like raisins.

Spy

- Fucked the administrator.

- Isn’t actually French, he’s lying about that.

- Secretly enjoys fried chicken and swipes scouts when no one is looking.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 shitpost #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 solly #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 engie #sniper tf2 #tf2 sniper #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #medic tf2 #engie tf2 #engineer tf2 #heavy tf2 #demo tf2 #i love men who are old enough to be my father #demoman tf2 #pyro tf2 #soldier tf2 #scout tf2

[space-blue]

Na'vi anatomy meta post

For almost as long as I was in it, fandom was under the impression that Avatar and Recombinant characters have their tswin, or neural queue, attached lower than Na'vi, right above the neck, when Na'vi have it from the top of the head.

I drunk that kool-aid and defended it myself. However, further inspection proves it's wrong.

Firstly : Metkayina very clearly have their tswin starting at the back of their skull, on a low point. It's most evident with kids :

But we can also see it in these two, especially the bully, who has his tswin literally sticking out :

Shots of the Ta'unui completely nail the coffin :

The top of his head is braided but there is no sign of a bulge and the tswin sits under the bulk of the hair, and is gripped near the neck.

This of course takes the cake :

So it seems the tswin comes from the back of the head for them. Could the Omatikaya be different? I don't think so.

Neytiri clearly doesn't have the very low placement we see in other, but there is also no indication that her tswin comes from the top of her head. No bulge to accomodate this.

This shot of her after dismouting her ikran is the best view of it poking out and the attachment point is clearly bellow the back of the cranium.

Looking at Omatikaya fashion in general...

I feel like it's pretty clear that they favour heavy braiding with shaved sides. The men in those shots have very thick braids at the base, from gathering hair all the way from the top of their heads. I think this provides extra protection for the weak base of the tswin that we know has brainy bits...

But my conclusion is that this is a fashion style!

Na'vi, recoms and avatars all have tswin origination from the back/lower back of their head and the differences aren't great, and obfuscated by hairstyles.

The more you know.

#avatar #na'vi #omatikaya #metkayina #atwow #avatar 2 #jc avatar #avatar meta #na'vi anatomy #recombinant #recoms #anatomy #tswin

[may-moskowitz]

Could u do smtg with Hawk were chubby reader gets stood up on a date and she's like his BFF and he is really angry about it bc he's secretly n love with her and thinks she can do way better than the guy that stood her up? She/her for reader and happy ending for her and Hawk?

Awh I fucking love this concept🥹

Warnings: self belittling, crying, hawk doing that stupid nostril flare + jaw clench combo

(Unedited!)

Eli barely heard the knock at the door over the heavy rain that had been falling for the last hour. He lazily pulled himself out of bed, rubbing his eyes as he made his way down the stairs while the knocking continued.

“Jesus… hold your fucking horses I’m coming”

Eli whipped the door open, gaze softening when he realized who was behind the door. Eli’s best friend was stood in front of him, dress soaked and mascara running down her face as she continued to let out quick sobs.

“Aw fuck, c’mere babe.” Eli pulled her inside before closing the door, she immediately pulled him into a hug. He could care less that he was slowly becoming drenched, he’d never seen her this upset so his main concern was who or what did this to her. She cried into his bare chest as he brushed his fingers over her hair doing his best to console her.

“K… c’mon,” he took her hand and led her upstairs to his room to find her something dry to wear, she followed quickly behind him holding tightly onto his fingers.

He opened up his closet and rifled around through his clothes, looking for something for her to throw on. “Here, these should be pretty warm. There’s towels in the bathroom too if you wanna dry off first… shit dude, what the hell happened?” Eli passed her one of his long sleeves and a pair of his pyjama pants.

Reader looked up at him with a pout, taking the clothes from his hands before heading into the bathroom to change. Eli would never pressure her to tell him anything, but something awful happened to her and he was growing more irritated over it by the minute.

While he waited for her to return Eli went back downstairs to grab her a glass of water with extra ice, and two squeezes of kool-aid water enhancer, a very specific combination that she’s been drinking at his house for years. He made his way back upstairs at the sound of the bathroom door opening, meeting her halfway to hand her the glass and gently guide her back to his room by placing his hand on the small of her back. The two sat down on the edge of his bed, Eli waited patiently for some kind of explanation as she took a sip from the cold glass.

Eli just stared at her.

“So… are you ok? I mean, I’ve never seen you this upset and you came into my house drenched with rain so obviously something happened…” Eli began,

“Do you maybe feel like telling me what it was?”

Reader removed the glass from her lips, taking a second to collect herself before telling Eli why she was so hurt.

“You remember how I was supposed to go on that date? With that one really nice guy I told you about?”

He nodded his head,

“He um… well, he stood me up…” Reader began to cry before Eli quickly took hold of her hands.

He ran his fingers over her knuckles as he listened to her quick sobs yet again, tears began to hit the gaps in between their hands.

“Reader,” Eli pulled her against him hoping to comfort her better, “shhhh… shit, I’m so sorry…” Eli kept his arms around her as she completely broke down in his arms, he rested his head against hers as he softly ran his arm up and down her back.

“I- I just don’t understand, Eli,” reader spoke through her broken sobs, “I don’t understand, why can’t I just f-fucking… just be pretty??”

“Hey-” he tried to intervene her self belittling,

“I just want to be pretty Eli! I don’t want to look the way I look, it’s… it’s just not fucking fair!”

Reader was screaming into him now, Eli couldn’t help the way his jaw clenched at her words, with each one his nostrils would flare angrily. He pulled her head from his chest, his hands holding each side carefully.

“Reader, listen to me for Christ sake.” A few sobs still escaped from her lips, Eli gently wiped her tears away with his thumbs.

“The way you look has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you got stood up tonight, you were stood up because some asshole took you for granted and fucked himself big time by skipping out on a girl like you,”

Hawk wasn’t angry with her, he was hurt that she’d say such things about herself. He’s had a crush on her since they were like 10, he’s always seen her for the gorgeous girl that she is. How could anyone ditch reader?

“You, are so beautiful, and I really want you to see that. That asshole doesn’t deserve you, and you? You deserve the whole fucking world, reader…”

Her arms were instantly thrown around him, holding him as close to her as she possibly could. Eli held the back of her head as he gently kissed the side of her head, “and I will always be here to give that to you if nobody else can.” She continued to sob lightly into his shoulder as he began to rock her side to side in his arms. She lifted her head to his ear to quickly whisper the words she felt he’d want to hear,

“I love you so much, Eli Moskowitz… thank you for always being here with me.” He just smiled lightly against her, hoping she meant the same “love” he meant.

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#cobra kai #eli hawk moskowitz #hawk moskowitz #eli moskowitz #hawk cobra kai #jacob bertrand #eli moskowitz x reader #Eli Moskowitz x chubby reader #fluff

[neep-neep-neep]

the air up bottle is blasphemy to me

you couldn't torture "i'm sorry water just doesn't taste GOOD to me!" out of me. you couldn't torture "your brain gets tricked into thinking it's flavored but it's still got no sweeteners or chemicals!" out of me. every sponsorship is wild but you're selling an inhaler shaped crock of shit with little overpriced plastic urinal cake inserts while claiming it's eco-friendly.

water tastes like kissing God. water IS a chemical. drinkable water is becoming scarcer and scarcer in many communities worldwide. clean water is a luxury to so many people due to everything from colonial violence to bitches who didn't tell anyone about the lead pipes to devil companies monopolizing it for export or crops (looking at you Nestle and Pom Wonderful) to ecological disasters brought on by said colonial violence. i was so thirsty growing up sometimes i went to bed thirsty because the water wasn't clean from the tap and we didn't have money for the clean water we needed to buy in large jugs.

don't get me started on videos of people buying crates of single-serve plastic bottles from BJ's on tiktok when they have clean water at their house on demand. i understand many think plastic is recyclable due to much propaganda (it isn't). but air up?? buying little febreze rings for a bottle that isn't even airtight so you can confuse your brain into liking water?? they have you so subscriptionpilled they have you adding extra steps to get something worse i used to buy little vicks scent cartridges for my humidifier and i feel stupid even admitting that but. just buy one of those Kool-Aid flavored football mouthguards and drink water while biting down on it the flavor lasts for years and is just as gross! marketing can't be getting you this easily. they are laughing at you all the way to the bank

#flavored water #air up #marketing #let me snort some eau d'fruitpunch while sipping from my flaccid water bottle

[strle]

Halloween 2023, NYC.

Life was great as Kool-Aid Man, but things took a dark turn at the end.

Before I suited up I had wondered aloud whether anyone under the age of 30 would even know who Kool-Aid Man is.

Turns out EVERYONE knows who Kool-Aid Man is. In Chinatown? OH YEAH Kool-Aid man is a star. In the parade? Kool-Aid man is stopping traffic because people want to take pictures and maybe hug.

I have never felt more beloved than I felt as Kool-Aid Man. I realized that this experience was the culmination of billions and billions of dollars of global advertising directed towards impressionable children over the course of decades. It felt great. Money well spent, both for my personal experience on halloween and I'm sure for selling Kool-Aid. The people love Kool-Aid man. OH YEAH!!!!! I am yelling OH YEAH all night long like a broken promotional record. I delivered priceless brand value for somebody at Kraft, if only there were a way to measure and surface all the photos and count the impressions.

Apparently Kool-Aid Man also made some notable cameo experiences on the family guy? A lot of people were yelling OH NOOOOOOO!!!! in a type of call and response. No matter what anyone said to me there was only one thing to say. OH YEAHHHHH!!!

Anyway, there are probably thousands of pics of Kool-Aid Man from halloween parade. I got so many hugs, so many high fives, and probably a few low grade assaults (born of love and longing and good humor I am sure) that I couldn’t really see or understand as they were happening bc the costume was so big. At some point a small child ran up to me and beconned me back to take a picture with his family. We walked pretty far to get back to them. I walked along the fence, and gave a long line of high fives. Even when people got up close, I had a lot of personal space in my joyous red bubble. I felt safe and delighted to bring joy to so many. It felt like a very fun obstacle course inside a balloon. No one could see me through the suit, but as Kool-Aid Man, I felt SEEN. OH YEAH!!!

After the parade, we stopped to take a lot more pictures and after a few blocks I was feeling ready to get out of the suit. I stepped over towards a sort of doorway to take a picture w some girls, but also get out of the flow of traffic, which was a bit chaotic as all the costumes people get out of the street and onto the sidewalk.

All of the sudden, some guy ran through yelling and laughing and grabbed me and sort of pummeled the suit and it popped. Suddenly I am very alarmed and swimming in red nylon. The joyous bubble had been rather forcefully burst. Had someone stabbed Kool-Aid Man in the face??? The beautiful and kind ladies who I had just taken a picture with when it happened were yelling at the guy with "Hey that is not cool! that's a girl in there!!!" or something like that, and definitely implied a certain deliberately extra untowardness from the assailant. It happened really fast and my halloween companion in a dragon mask doesn't really have great visibility either, but he said it was a fully grown man in a white hoodie who ran off into the night. It was quite shocking to me and everyone around me, and I think people were rattled that somebody would do that. I definitely was. Even though I got out of the suit fast, it was obvious that fixing Kool-Aid Man would not be a straightforward tape job- the seam had blown out around the plastic that forms his nose. It was hard to go from feeling like "wow this is the best halloween ever!! this might be a top 10 greatest night of my whole life lol! OH YEAHHHH!!!" to wondering whether I had just gotten stabbed in the face.

I really, really, really wanted it to be dumb hijinxx not deliberately destructive violence. I loved being Kool-Aid Man! Everyone loves Kool-Aid Man! I got so many high fives! And then some random jerk ruined everything in an instant. We took off our costumes and started the long,quiet walk home through manhattan. I don't think either of us knew what to say really. (oh no)

Looking at the tear in the morning, I've concluded it’s pretty likely that the explosion was an accident. I've had to mend inflatable costumes before and I think if it had gotten deliberately pierced with a sharp object, it would have destructed differently. The nose is blown out on one side and then it's a straight cut extending from top and the bottom of the nose. Like maybe the guy came in for a bear hug and just squeezed just too hard? Or a joke punch for the camera and the suit didn't have enough surface area for the air to escape because i was up against the door? Maybe he was wearing an unseen ring that hit the seem just right when he popped kool aid man in his nose, and then he was so embarrassed he ran off into the night?

Thats’s what I have decided to believe anyway. I refuse to let it spoil the experience because up to that moment it was extremely joyous and fun. a+++ would Kool Aid Man again, I was very much looking forward to it, in fact!

In the end, I remind myself that it's just an inflatable halloween costume, and that people do go too hard sometimes on this day. (and every day! people learn how to act right challenge ugh!!!) I am fine, just got a bit of a nasty shock after all that awe.

Can't cry too hard over spilled Kool-Aid though, especially not with Lil Nas X dressed like a giant used tampon. That really did cheer me up.

Unfortunately this particular Kool-Aid Man costume is discontinued, so I'm looking into tent tape and kite tape to patch up my guy. He's gonna have a face scar like Michael K Williams, and next time I Kool-Aid Man I will do so in his honor. Oh yeah. Resilience Baby.

#kool aid man #halloween #nyc #lil nas x #michael k williams