#Extract asks

[simply-ask-games]

I am constrained only by the amount of possible vote options

#polls for the masses! #poll #polls #iconic tumblr post themed #ask’s ask games! #tw death joke #tw undertale #do I want to know why that’s a tag? #you know what idc #vanilla extract #tbh creature #blorbo from my shows #goncharov #live slug reaction #its me boy im the ps5 #horse plinko #too lazy to tag all of them lol

[mlpoutofcontext]

#this would have been much funnier a few months ago #vanilla extract #mlp #My Little Pony #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #season 7 #Not Asking for Trouble #Pinkie Pie

[bdoubleowo]

sorry i don't have a fun caption or anything. felt like drawing flower husbands what more do u want from me

#3L flavor because. its the original prime fh. good basic flavor for most scenarios. its like vanilla. .........extract. #its been so long... since i've drawn mcyt art #last one was like. november #why did i return? mind your business. i'm kidding it was just on my mind. because of that ask/shipping poll and that. uh. clip. #og post #my art #trafficshipping #flower husbands #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #3rd life smp #3lsmp

[bet-on-me-13]

Jazz joins the Suicide Squad to save Danny

So! Danny got caught by the GIW. And it was Public too.

Jazz can see absolutely no way to save Danny. The GIW Base is heavily fortified, she has no help aside from Tucker and Sam, and public opinion is against Ghosts, so nobody would want to help her protest his Capture. Maybe a few teenagers from the high school, but absolutely none of the adults would help.

So she does the one thing she can. She contacts Amanda Waller.

Waller had previously approached her Parents about buying some of their tech off them, for her "Specializes Task Force" to use in case they ever came up against a Ghost.

From the short interaction Jazz had with Waller, she knew one thing.

That Woman would do ANYTHING, to protect the Government she worked for.

All Jazz needed to do, was offer her something that outweighed the value of capturing Danny. Information. The Infinite Realms, the True Biology of Ghosts, the Psychology of Ghosts, the Power Structure of the Realms, and so much more. Waller needed to know everything she could about the Realms to feel secure, to feel like her Country was safe. She needed Information.

And Jazz had that in spades.

As the daughter of the Leaders on Ectology, and a friend to multiple Saptient Ghosts, including the Kings and Queens of various Realms, she was uniquely qualified to provide all this information.

And Waller was impressed. But she still felt like she needed a little more, and seeing as Jazz was a highly trained Martial Artist due to her Mom, and had been taught enough about mechanical engineering by her Dad to constitute a Major in in, she saw potential.

She saw a Pawn. Perfect for placement on Task Force X. Her Suicide Squad had been missing an extra member recently, and Jazz was the perfect fit.

So they made a Deal.

Danny Fenton, also known as The Phantom, would he released from Government Detainment, alongside any other Sentient/Sapient Ghost in their possession. They would he protected from further Detainment until further Notice, and the Town of Amity Park would be left alone by the GIW Indefinitely.

In return, Jazzmine Fenton would be hired on as Amanda Wallers On-Call Consultant for anything related to Ghosts and the Realms. Additionally, she would be employed as a Part Time Member of Task Force X, answering the call of Duty whenever is is directed as her, No Questions Asked. (Or the deal would be null and void)

But she would Endure it. Because she and Waller had one thing in common.

She would do Anything, to protect her little brother.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Jazz Fenton joins the Suicide Squad #Jazz joins the Suicide Squad #Unlike the others she does it completely willingly for the sake of her little brother #Waller saw an opportunity #Jazz was able to figure out how to contact her and was able to manipulate her way into extracting a deal that would protect her brother #And her Town from the GIW in a Legal Manner #All from a single 5 second long interaction they had had over a year ago #She had potential #Jazz is willing to do anything to protect her brother #(Waller also sweetened the deal by offering to fund her College Classes) #Jazz is mostly free from the Suicide Squad #But if she is called in she WILL come in #No Questions Asked

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

im curious, do you have a favourite tumblr sexy man?

……what if I told you that I somehow missed that entire Tumblr sexy man poll phenomenon and that the only one I saw anyone talk about was the fucking onceler so idk who was even in the running

I think I accidentally disappeared from Tumblr while that whole thing was happening….. oops?

#I came back in time for vanilla extract #but missed that #i’m really not all that sad about it though lol #ask #anonymous #the hellsite answers #tumblr sexyman #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit

[the-moon-files]

So I have tried to request this prompt from someone else but I don't think their blog is that active anymore. If your willing I'd love to request the following.

Prompt: Reader is bisexual and gender neutral.

Reader is considered fairly attractive and gets flirted with pretty often by basically whoever gender wise. And maybe reader and Zelda even end up flirting a little bit. Reader would have a similar lackadaisical flirty personality as Warriors has.

I wanted to see how each of The Chain would react to this with the context of them having secret feelings for the reader.

2nd official request, woo look at me go 🏃💨

Sun: Gender-neutral Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: Zelda (Assuming they meant BOTW), + the classic Chain of Links <3

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, mild typical loz violence, Mildly Suggestive, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

so i like to think that modern flirting is radically different than their medieval flirting,

like mayyybbeee Wild can handle it, but even then, they have royalty/knights still, so hes still gettin flustered lol

and i like to think u learned that difference the first time Wars complimented ur new/strange modern fit, and u returned the energy?? except 10x stronger (to them)??

youve played the player, and beat him at his own game, the Captain of the knights is sputtering and shit LMAO

(he said smth like, “their beauty is god-like in this otherworldly clothing“ and YOU said smth like he’d “thank you, youd look better in my bed than in armor 👉 😎 👉 ” lmao)

funniest part is, bc its so natural, i can see u immediately shooting off smth and forgetting it instantly, much to the Links collective shock 😭

u go to towns and notice theres always 1 hero around to steer u away from shopkeepers, townsppl, etc so u wont flirt w/them LMAO

(when u finally notice, u just, “ohh i get it now, so im only allowed to flirt with someone named Link, ohhh, okayy” and they just, “NO we didnt say that-!” “No its just their bold flirtations are not for the weak of heart-!” “Yes.” “CAPTAIN-”)

the only one who they cant steer u away from is Zelda.

afterall, they kinda have to inform the Princess/now Queen of the kingdom, whats going on w/them traveling with Link (Wild) around time and space

the sheikah tablet had been disconnecting + reconnecting to Purah’s both fascination and worry

so as theyre invited to eat dinner and explain in the rebuilding castle, everyone’s absorbed in shadow talk or smth, and u can see Zelda’s struggling to follow along, u just casually bring it back to her, as she’s also trying to write notes and theyve moved on too quickly w/o her

“wowww, all these men and not a single one’s gonna offer the lady any, ‘hi, hello, how is the most beautiful girl in the world today?’ “

and the gapingggg from the links shut them right up, while Zelda goes all pink and coughs, and agrees that they should move on to more chill topics lol

and u can crack anybody tbh, Zelda giggles at ur compliments all the time, even in work mode, u can deffo get Wars to blush to his ears, and even Time to look away first in a flirty + staring contest lol

Legend might actually put his hands up like he’s prepared to fight u anytime u try to flirt at him when its just you two, before he realizes what hes doing and stops LMAO

oh and u absolutely get a lot of mileage out of that one lol

the best reactions have gotta be, in order of most to least extreme: Hyrule, Sky, Wild, Four, Legend, Twilight, Wars, Time

Rulie, Sky, Wild and Four fall into that classic, shocked-heart-eyes, full blush up to their pointy ears, etc category when u get them,

they are also very easy to get lmao

Four is the best at recovery, or ducking away, but if its the Colors, its this type of obvious lol, w/the obvious ones like Red and Blue, Green takes a little more to break, and tbh Vio could go toe-to-toe w/u better than Wars tbh before he crumbles under the pressure lol

Legend, Twi, Wars, and Time faces may not change a lot, bc theyre trying to save it lmao, but the way their cheeks go pink and ears twitch is how u know ur gettting to them (along w/legend’s defensive reaction to getting cornered LMAO)

Twi has caved and covered his face w/his hands before lmao

one day youll get Time to break more than an ear twitch, and looking away, One Day.

(Wind is in fact, having the time of his life, watching you absolutely hilariously wreck these otherwise v serious heroes, hes glad u got them to finally relax a little, but also its hilarious seeing Wars and Legend red faces, and occasionally stealing Wild’s tablet to take funny pics of them all to blackmail later lol)

☆

idk how good that was, as im kinda bust at flirty banter between characters, so i hope this suffices ur need to flirt w/everyone lol

also i feel i should apologize for not rlly including pronouns? it just kinda comes w/writing reader stories to put them in 2nd person to both make intimacy for readers w/their little avatar im controlling for them, and to purposefully remove the need for gendered pronouns :/

so im sorry i couldnt quite figure out how to make it where “they/them” got used much, i promise i love all pronouns, its just a skill issue tbh lmao

btw

send any prayers, blessings, or good vibes u got my way tomorrow bc im getting wisdom teeth surgery and i am intimidated✨

ill post more asks (i have multiple asks!! <33) after im lying in bed lamenting my painful fate,

mostly just worried ill react badly to the drugs, also the idea of being knocked out during surgery is a little scary so what can i say

have a great weekend guys!! thanks for reading if u did :)

Peace out,

🌙

#lu x reader #linked universe x reader #link x reader #loz link x reader #linked universe reader #lu x gender neutral reader #linked universe gn reader #gn reader #gn reader imagines #moon asks #tags are so hard #send good vibes u guys surgery is scary #ive acc been awake the last time i got a tooth extracted which is why this is extra weird for me #also i got it late in life im 23 lmao #uknow maybe u flirting w/the boys would automatically up their game so then they start getting better at beatin u at it lmao #omfg can u imagine tho #medieval looking wars that usually speaks shakespeare level flirts just says now #'so if i offered u enough shiny trinkets- would u be interesting in dating me?' #lmao

[hellsite-detective]

Left beef

a rather simple request for a pretty iconic post...

i would've gone down to the Search Bar, but no. i knew exactly who had this post. instead i went uptown to the museum of post-based oddities, the Hellsite Hall of Fame. i entered that labyrinthine art gallery, its hallways constantly shifting and changing as the non-Euclidean structure morphed around me. this was a place that seemed to be designed to get you trapped in it's never-ending halls, but i had no problem moving through it. i knew the Void's tricks, and i knew how to outsmart it. i was quickly able to find that iconic food order laid out before me, framed like the Mona Lisa itself. i snapped a picture of it, not wanting to steal the actual art, and left the museum...

here you are! now, i'm not sure if this really was a request, but it gave me an excuse to visit my dear Madame Curator's establishment, so i'm not complainin'! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#ive actually asked madame curator several times to eat this pizza with me #shes turned me down every time #i even suggested having the vanilla extract cake with it too! #and maybe a creme brulee (but thats just the wataoshi fan in me talking) #none pizza with left beef #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

[gootube]

idk if ill color this but posting during science class #win

here's carmie, mother of abnormalities, inspired by miss falin from dunmeshi

#traditional #digital #(extracted lineart n effects) #lobotomy corporation #carmen #ask to tag

[kedreeva]

my partner is in the kitchen LOUDLY stabbing a knife into the sugar bin and I asked him why and he told me "because I need sugar" like an asshole and I said yes but WHY do you need sugar at 10am on a thursday, and he says "because I'm making syrup" and i told him carry on, and he returned to stabbing the sugar and then stopped and said "In a few minutes I'm going to ask you how much vanilla extract this needs, are you going to be able to handle that"

sir, no, absolutely not

#i belong to the vanilla extract enthusiasts website apparently #don't ask me to do this #stories about ked's life #needsmoresark #he doesn't even go here

[animentality]

#polls #vanilla extract #hahahaha #ahhh #go ahead #keep asking #i like it when you beg

[karkatbug]

sorry ur au is so aborable i was vary happy reading all the posts u made about it :)

aww what the heck thank you ; w;

the grub is at that stage in his growth where he wants to eat everything, even the dolphin finger puppet.

#humans have 'teething' and wigglers have 'bite everything and c o n s u m e' #his stomach is very strong dont worry the lil bugs were born in harsh conditions and survived for a reason right? #my hc is that they can eat a variety of things in their larval stage to extract the nutrients and water needed to pupate #anything that would make a human sick is easily filtered and excreted by a troll in their primary stage #or something #anyways #homestuck #karkat vantas #wriggler karkat #hsfanart #dave strider #ask bug #my art

[comradekatara]

have you seen the netflix atla trailer?

i’ve seen some gifs of it and i must say, words cannot describe how little i care about this. i am so fundamentally against this kind of capitalist nostalgia bait that even when i am the target audience for one of these soulless “live action reimaginings of your childhood! give us money!” schemes, i am simply not interested in giving that paradigm any attention whatsoever, even as i do tangentially care about some aspects of it (such as casting danny pudi and ken leung, two actors i really admire). i will say that if their costuming looked better i might be slightly more intrigued, but zuko’s itty bitty scar, whatever is going on with suki’s eye makeup (i was really hoping for peking opera makeup ngl), the all-around disaster that is sokka, and every other vaguely goofy choice being made here, just aesthetically, has already turned me off this hollow netflix investment if the initial premise hadn’t already. hopefully it generates the same response as the disney live action movies do, which is to say that only children and the terminally online actually give a shit about it upon its release. maybe if they had instead made a kyoshi or yangchen live action series based off the novels i would care more…. but then again, that would signify that their primary concern isn’t simply profit, and since it so evidently is, i shall not let it concern me.

#ganseyssilentvoice #asks #housekeeping #natla #similarly apprehensive abt ‘avatar studios’ btw #stop trying to extract profit from a show that ended in 2008!!!! you’ve already proven that you’re bad at it!!!!! #i hate capitalism so much it’s unreal

[tracfone]

#submission #portal #if you ask me if the vanilla extract is in the fighting ring glados and chell will team up to kick its ass. it's just what they do

[chrollohearttags]

OOOOUUUU CHERRY! Ok ok Reiner HC (inspired by my boyfriend) :

We enter deep into sub space when we call Reiner “papa” while he’s giving us them backstrokes. And he knows how good and how gone we are when we switch from daddy to papa.

Rei fucking his baby(ie us ofc😩) so good like always. We always call him daddy when he got us a deeeeeep mating press and he loves it! . But when this man gets us on our knees, holding our wrists behind our back, face pushed into the pillow (esp after a day of being a fucking brat to him), we can’t help but to cry out “papaaaa” in the most sultriest sluttiest voice 🥵🥵🥵

…bestie, I’m bout to go collapse. 😵‍💫🫠🫠 the thoughts this invoked in me—i will most certainly be circling back to this.

#cherry’s moots 🍒 #till the room REEKS!! #cherry’s asks 🍒 #aot x black reader #reiner brainrot #till his stomach caves like quicksand #every fluid extracted from his body like a tick

[mod2amaryllis]

yesterday we spayed a cat and at check in i asked if she was in heat, owner said she ended her heat cycle 5 days ago, i said ok just so you know their cycle lasts for weeks so she could still internally be in heat and he was like no no she's out of heat. surgeon cuts, she's in heat. all goes fine. there's a small additional charge for when they're in heat to account for the extra ligation needed, complications, etc. this was on his estimate. when i check out, the owner starts to grill me about his cat not being in heat, but the way he tried to nail me for "lying," like we're car dealers padding the bill, was to ask how we knew. it's engorged, i explain, they're swollen with extra blood supply. he then asks if i had a picture of the uterus. no sir I'm sorry i didn't take a picture of your cat's uterus. then he asks, did i save the uterus... no... sorry i didn't save the uterus, it's been discarded.. then can i find the uterus in the trash. ....... what i did not say at this point, against every throbbing instinct, was "sir. do you know what a cat uterus is even supposed to look like."

#this goes in line with people who ask for their animals' teeth to prove we didn't need to extract them #it's like. hi. respectfully. you would have no fucking clue what you're looking at. #a body part without the context of THE BODY will rarely give you a full picture.... also... #m2a #work stuff

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the void is empty, meaningless. all that is left is contemplate the chaos an pointlessness of life.

oh wait never mind i see vanilla extract life has purpose again

the most important thing I got from this is - vanilla extract is life

I agree, thank you

#I loved that time on tumblr #vanilla extract #ask #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit