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cozyrecords · 6 months

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Volleying Love

Here's another post for one of my favourite characters, Kuroo Tetsurou <3

I hope you guys enjoy reading this and any suggestions are welcome!

Kuroo is an all-time famous volleyball player and there is no denying that but so is the fact that he has been your best friend ever since you moved to Nekoma. You guys have seen each other's most vulnerable sides to the most embarrassing moments. Not to mention also the times when you guys have been in a really heated argument once but thankfully made up just in time.

Of course, you guys were nothing more than just best buddies, right? Or so you thought...

"Y/N, my beloved...I have missed you a ton!" Kuroo dramatically clutches his heart, entering the class.

"I think you guys met yesterday?" Lev questions, showing the recent post on Kuroo's social media where he took your picture while playing claw machine at an amusement park.

You rolled your eyes, shook your head, and released an annoyed sigh. "I miSSeD yoU ToO."

"Anyways, you know the drill, right? Match at 6 pm today." Kuroo winks at you and puckers his lower lip when he sees you gagging at his gesture.

"Kuroo, I will f*cking bury you alive if you do that again." You slightly smack his arm.

Kenma snickers without diverting his attention away from the game. Meanwhile, Lev and Kenma go to their classes and your homeroom teacher enters the class and asks you guys to open the textbooks.

"Heyy..psst!"

You feel your chair being kicked by someone and turn sideways to come face-to-face with Kuroo.

"What do you want, idiot?"

"You." He smirks.

Your eyes widen and your body goes into a defensive mode but even before you realize what's happening, you feel your hair being ruffled by him.

"Looks like someone fell for that." He cackles and it immediately makes your eyes all watery so you blink rapidly and turn around to get a pencil.

"F*ck off, Kuroo. I- I almost threw up at your words." You slightly quivered, throwing the pencil at him.

"Oww, what did I even do?" He whisper-shouted at you.

Kuroo felt a paper ball hit his shoulder and he looked back to Yaku who signed to that paper ball to be opened.

'You are dumb as fuck'

"Yaku-san! Come on..not you too?"

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After classes, you go to the canteen to buy snacks for the game. You contemplated whether to buy Kuroo's favourite drink because he will be getting tons from his fans.

"OMGG! I CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE THIS TO KUROO."

"NOO...I WILL BE THE ONE TO GIVE HIM BEFORE THE MATCH."

You sighed in annoyance after hearing a few girls from your school competing about who would hand him the drinks first.

"Getting jealous much, are we?"

You whip your head towards the owner of the voice to see Lev standing behind you. He cackles as he takes a glance at your serious face.

"Hahaha...why would I be jealous? And that too because of those girls??? Over Kuroo???? Please." You said averting your eyes away from his.

"Y/N, who are you even kidding? Don't you think its time you tell him about how you feel?"

"Lev, I think you misunderstood the whole dynamic we both have. He is just my best friend and nothing much. Stop having these unrealistic ideas." You were calming yourself from becoming agitated.

"Are you telling that to me or to comfort yourself? Y/N, you don't have to be honest with me but be honest with yourself at least." You noticed his face being stoic, void of any hint of playfulness.

"Let's go. I think you are getting late too." You tried breaking the conversation.

Lev gasped looking at the time on his phone and stormed to the gym before yelling a 'see you after the match.'

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You arrive at the volleyball court to get a spot on the bleachers and just to your liking, you get to have a good view from there. Letting your eyes wander all over the room, they take a pause at your best friend, who is engaged in a serious conversation with the coach along with other members.

Taking a glance at his body, you pay attention to his strong physique consisting of his sharp jawline, strong biceps, and relaxed yet fit posture. Has he always been this manly? Or am I just going crazy?

All of a sudden your thoughts were interrupted by the whistle indicating that the match started and you scrunched your face in disgust for even thinking about Kuroo in this way.

Everyone started screaming as the members jogged up to the middle of the court to greet the other team. You noticed Kuroo spotting you in the crowd and smiled in acknowledgement, waving his hand slightly at you. The most unexpected thing happens as you shoot a tight-lipped smile in response, your heart races slightly at this interaction.

The match started and as usual, you saw the other team get beaten into a pulp by the ruthless Nekoma and more so

"We see our reliable middle blockers block the ball with ease and have it tossed with an unimaginable speed to the other side...aandd one point to Nekoma!" The commentator excitedly screams as Nekoma scores a point.

As the match goes on, you become engrossed in the game as usual but you start noticing something. This match was filled with energy, determination and the zeal to play more and win however you also observe a change in Kuroo. He seems bold and draws more attention than usual which captivates you even more. His spikes and blocks are intense, and he is leading the team with unparalleled intensity.

That is when it clicks so you realize that it is not just his playing but also his attitude and the way he looks at you amidst the crowd. His gaze keeps finding you, and every time he scores or gives an incredible block, he flashes a smile filled with fondness which you have only seen once or twice. It's as if every point he scores is a message meant for you. Having said that, he is revealing a side of himself that you have never seen before. Am I being delusional? Why would he do that? You think to yourself.

As the match reaches its final state, you are torn between admiring Kuroo's exceptional performance and the confusion regarding his behaviour. Nonetheless, you shake your head to remove any other thoughts just to focus on the game.

The crowd finally breaks into cheers as Kuroo and Kenma team up for the last point to make a spectacular play, attaining the victory. Your eyes moistened as you smiled and made tiny jumps in excitement. Similarly, Kuroo was being thrown in the air and caught by his teammates in joy but all he cared was about you.

You watched as Kuroo squeezed himself in between the ecstatic crowd and made his way towards you, his face glistening under the bright lights and a smile that reached his eyes. And that is when the realization hits you like a ton of bricks and you are left in shock. Kuroo is in love with you as much as you are in love with him.

But even before you can move, your peripheral vision registers a frenzied fan making her way towards Kuroo, who seems to be oblivious to the surroundings, keeping his focus solely on you. In an attempt to prevent her from running towards him, you blocked the way but what happened next made the gym fall into a horrified silence.

The scene unfolds to the fan slapping you hard enough to be shoved to the ground as you try to protect your best friend. Cheers have been ceased and the atmosphere shifts from celebration to disbelief.

Your cheek aches with a stinging sensation, gradually swelling and the force of your head hitting the ground makes you slightly dizzy. His face fades as your vision becomes blurry both from the tears and dizziness, so you try your best to not fall unconscious.

Kuroo's movements slow down but his pace increases as his jaws set in a tight line, fists clenched and his face reddens with wrath clouding his eyes. It was obviously unacceptable and his hiking frustration was just as threatening as him.

However, as soon as he looks at you, trying to withhold the pain, he rushes towards you without any care for his anger. He takes a deep breath not wasting another moment, and picks you up in an instant carrying you to the infirmary. You could only listen to a few of the team members asking Kuroo to take care of you while they deal with that fan.

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"Hey, hey...Look at me. Don't worry, I am here, here with you. I've got you so you're going to be okay." His voice was laced with concern along with a subtle tremble in his voice due to the exhaustion.

"Kuroo...I am- I am alright..." You wince lightly trying to stay awake.

"Let's talk later okay? We need to get you a first aid."

He took a turn to the medical room and the doctor quickly takes you to the room. She asks him to stay out for a while and you could make out his reluctance, so you smiled fondly at him. You nodded a bit, raising your thumbs to subtly indicate that you will be alright.

"Thankfully you didn't have any concussion but I would still advise you to get a checkup done at the main hospital." The doctor smiled at you, giving you an ice pack for your cheek.

"Thanks, doc." You peeped through the door, looking at Kuroo who is fidgeting his legs and hands, taking ragged breaths.

"I will let your friend come in so you keep the ice pack for now."

He got up from his seat and dashed through the door. His eyes softened at the sight of you and you signaled him to sit on the chair by the bed.

"Hey, precious...how are you feeling right now?" His gentle touch on your hair made you almost cry because this soft side of him is genuinely making you feel emotional.

"My cheek stings justttt a bit." You snickered to ignore another nickname he used, stressing on 'just' in an attempt to lighten up the mood.

His hand slowly dropped to the swollen cheek, grazing it so delicately as if it's made up of glass. But his face was painted with a stoic expression. "I am gonna make sure she is suspended from all our games."

You couldn't help but be moved by Kuroo's protectiveness, though you might have been grateful if it was anyone else instead of Kuroo but it's just different. After being friends for so long, your newfound feelings towards him made your chest tighten in fear. What if you were wrong about Kuroo? What if he just put an extra amount of dedication to the game and did not convey something to you- but you felt a rush of emotions as a consequence of his undeniable tenderness in his actions.

The words spilled out of your mouth before you could stop them.

"Tetsu, there is something I need to tell you," you began, ignoring the mini shock you got from using his first name. He turned to you, in an instant as it was rare of you to use his first name unless you have a favour to ask him or when you mess up things. His eyes showed you the assurance you needed. So you took a deep breath and uttered the words which have been tugging your heart ever since.

"I...I like you. And not as a friend."

Pretending to not observe how his eyes bulged out and jaw wide open in astonishment, you continued. "Seeing you play and the way you looked at me today, it...it gave me the benefit of the doubt that you might be having a tiny....really a tiny bit of feelings towards me. I love you, Tetsu. 'Like' is just a small word in comparison to the amount of love I have towards you."

You mentally prepared yourself to be laughed at but had a small hope of being on the side where your love is reciprocated. But what is giving you a hard time is that the room fell into a brief silence making you anxious, so you look at Kuroo for an answer.

His face had long been void of the surprised expression and all you could see was his warm and genuine smile before he screamed in excitement. "OH...my god, Y/N! I have been waiting for you to say that! I was- I was gonna say that after the game because you took a long time to respond to my hints."

"I love you too, Y/N." He cupped your uninjured cheek and the moment felt like a dream, the pain in your cheek long forgotten as Kuroo leaned in, his lips softly meeting yours in a gentle, sweet kiss. Your arms made their way, one to his neck while the other to his hair, drawing him closer to deepen the kiss, and he didn't waste any further and tugged at your lips.

You both pulled away from each other, faces flushed at the mini-makeout session, giggling a bit.

"Your bed-hair just got worse." You grinned, smoothening out his spikes while Kuroo just sat like an obedient love-sick puppy with his body all relaxed at the familiar feeling of you.

#kuroo tetsurō #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo tetsuro x y/n #kuroo tetsuro fluff #kuroo tetsuro oneshot #kuroo tetsuro imagine #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro x you #hq kuroo #haikyu x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu fic #friends to lovers #hq fanfic

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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 10 months

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~FTM gang (Texas, Loui, Mass, and Gov) quotes and sh*t cuz why tf not?~

@simpyfrog

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Mass: *laying on his bed face down in a bundle of blankets and sobbing*

Loui: *comforting him* There there…. it’s gonna be aight sha 😅

Texas: *walks into Mass’s room* Ay Mass have you seen my- Oh my god what’s happening?! Why is Mass crying?! Who did it I swear to god-

Loui: Shh quiet down sha, he’s still a bit sensitive.

Mass: Dùin am f*ck suas Texas….(Shut the f*ck up Texas....)

Texas: *sits down next to them* Pfft- Well it seems like you’re fine enough to insult me in Gaelic. But what happened?

Loui: *whispers* Can I tell him?

Mass: Fine….but pls do it quickly….

Loui: Aight. How do I put this lightly….*sigh* Mass was reading a romance story and two of the characters didn’t end up together.

Mass, still crying: They were meant to be 😭 And then he just left her!!!

Texas: *tears up slightly* Omg that happened to me too which one was it-

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Gov: You need to stop swearing so much.  

Mass: Shut the f(speaks Boston)k up.  

Gov: Yeah, that's not how you do it.  

Mass: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.  

Gov: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.  

Mass: Sh*t the beep up.  

Gov:  

Mass: SHUT, D*MMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Texas: I was put on this earth to do one thing.  

Texas: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. *proceeds to give Kentucky a heart attack while trickriding*

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Gov: Mass is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shake him!  

Texas: I think that was him ignoring you.

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Loui: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Gov: Aight that’s it I’m calling CDC-

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Mass: *trying to drag Gov out of his office* You need a hobby. 

Gov: *trying to keep himself from getting dragged* I have a hobby!  

Mass: Overworking yourself when you’re on your period and in pain isn’t a hobby, nor is overworking yourself in general!! Now, C’MON-

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Mass: You disgust me.  

Texas: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care :)

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(Back when the two of them were in college)

Texas: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)  

Mass: I forgot I was doing a test.  

Texas: Mass.  

Mass: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....  

Texas: Mass-

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Mass, grinning: I have a knife!  

Gov: Put it down, Mass.  

Mass: Make me! *sprints away*

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Gov: *on his period and hunched over his desk whilst crying*

Mass: Oi Fed- What’s up with you?

Gov: *choking back a sob* Everything hurts Mass….

Mass: *walks over to him with a sympathetic look on his face (wow Mass has sympathy for someone 😮✨)* Do you want a hug?

Gov: Yes please 🥹

Mass: *hugs him close* There there…. You’re alright…. If you want we can go to a rage room later?

Gov: *happy pained noises*

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Texas: You’re one of my best friends, I would do anything for you.  

Mass: I want ya to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.  

Texas: Absolutely not. Plus, it’s not like you have any room to talk b*tch.

Mass: Touché.

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Mass: Who hurt you?  

Texas: *snorting* What, do you want a list?  

Mass: ...Yes, actually.

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Loui: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!  

Texas: Lou, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Loui: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!  

Gov: ...It was a bug.

Mass:Yea… 

Loui: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!  

Texas: ...  

Gov: ...

Mass: … 

Loui: Stop looking at me like that!

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Gov: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

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*Loui crying after his ex bf broke up with him*

Mass, comforting Loui with Gov: Where are you going?  

Texas: *grabs his gun* To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Texas: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.  

Mass: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.  

Texas: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

Mass: You are just as much of a nerd as I am.

Texas: Oh yea? Prove it.

Mass: Ok, I will. What’re the names of all parts of the brain?

Texas: Oh um- the forebrain, the midbrain, and the hindbrain. The hindbrain includes the upper part of the spinal cord, the brain stem, and a wrinkled ball of tissue called the cerebellum :D

Mass: 😏

Texas: *realizes* Shut the fu-

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Loui: I'm very scary.  

Gov: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.  

Loui: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.  

Gov: And small.  

Loui:  

Loui: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Loui: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...  

Loui: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.  

Gov: ...That took an unexpected turn.  

Mass and Texas at the same time: So did their neck :)

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#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt louisiana #wttt texas #wttt massachusetts #wttt gov #wttt #they are the trans squad 🏳️‍⚧️🧡✨

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harveyb-wabbit92 · 4 days

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{Spark doll au: R/n is in labor and is cussing up a storm.]

R/n, groaning in pain: Tregear, Oh...F*ck me sideways!

Tregear: I already did, that’s the whole reason we’re here today.

{Oh the look R/n gave him could flash freeze the sun.]

Taro, who was filming: Welp, It's been a good run Tregear, I promise to send flowers to your grave every two months.

[Needless to say. Tregear and R/n laugh about it now, but at the time. He legit thought she was gonna murder him.]

#tw childbirth #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman taro #ultraman tregear #ultraman tregear x reader #afab reader

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h4nn4hra · 1 year

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Incorrect quotes

Mostly cralt

P1?

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Crowley: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

Halt: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Crowley: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Halt: I SAID F*CK YOU B*TCH

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Crowley: I have a knife

Halt: Put it down Crowley"

Crowley: Make me *sprints away*

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Halt: We're getting married mfs.

Crowley: And we're about to make it everyone's problem.

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Crowley : Hello Halt, made anyone cry today?

Halt: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30

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Crowley: What are you eating?

Halt: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Crowley: I like you, don't I?

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Halt: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Crowley: Forty five seconds?!?

Halt: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Crowley, hugging Halt: Too late.

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Will : Fight me!

Halt, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Halt : Sure

Halt: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Gilan : Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Will:

Will: Why are you eating dirt?

Gilan : Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Crowley: Can I bother you for a second?

Halt: You're always bothering me but go ahead.

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Will: I'm very scary.

Halt: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Will : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Halt: And small.

Will :

Will: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Halt: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Crowley : You mean you stabbed them?

Halt: They ran into my knife.

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Halt: Bro-

Crowley : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Crowley : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Crowley: You disgust me.

Halt: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Halt : Well Gilan, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

Gilan: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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Will: If I run and leap at Gilan , they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

Will, running towards gilan : Coming in!

Gilan: No! I’m holding coffee!

Gilan: *Drops coffee and catches Will*

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Crowley : You need to be more careful!

Halt, who was dragged into Crowley 's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Crowley : Hand me the people opener.

Halt: ...

Halt: Pardon?

Crowley , annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!

Halt: WHAT THE F*CK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Crowley : How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Halt: Knife. It's called a knife.

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Crowley: Bottling up emotions is bad for your health.

Halt: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions both positive and negative so it cancels each other out.

Crowley: That's not how that works.

#cralt #halt o'carrick #crowley meratyn #will treaty #gilan davidson #ranger apprentice #ranger's apprentice #ra #john flanagan

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 1 year

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Can you tell me about you favorite episode of a tv show?

I do have a favorite episode, actually!

(In fact, I'm in this whole "have a TV list" thing partly for the purpose of figuring out which episodes I have already seen, so if I have to tell you about any show it will be one I've seen)

My favorite episode of The Big Bang Theory is "Pinky, Weener, and Brain." It is a perfect sitcom episode that contains very little of the sort of comedy that I like – it has some really excellent physical comedy (mostly with the Sheldon character), there are some really great lines, but mostly the episode doesn't rely on anything as dumb and un-funny as "jokes."

It's a good episode that doesn't make me laugh too hard at how unfunny it is, the kind of thing that you're supposed to watch over and over again when you're having your own "weener," and which you have to get into to fully appreciate the greatness of the final sequence at the end, in which Penny tells him to get the f*ck off.

I like that kind of episode. They're rarely this good.

In "The Hamptons Affair" of The Big Bang Theory season 8, we get what may be my favorite non-comedic example of the episode concept I was talking about last week.

This episode is the story of Leonard, who, when he first starts his new job at The Cheesecake Factory, gets roped into dating a woman in the restaurant who is dating someone else.

At first it's awkward but he feels he has to put up with it (to preserve the sanctity of his no-dating rule, if that's his problem), but he then realizes that she is just about the most irritating person he has ever met.

She's very controlling, and puts him down, and is constantly in a "drama queen" persona, and just keeps talking as if Leonard should be having feelings toward her – but then, when she realizes what a miserable mess he is, she turns all cute and makes him feel guilty when he's being controlling, and suddenly things have gone completely sideways.

There is a final climax to the episode, wherein Leonard takes the girl to the Cheesecake Factory at night and he reveals to her how terrible she is at being a girlfriend, by the standards he has been using. Then she reveals to him that she does have feelings for him!

Except she does this by putting Leonard in the position of having to admit that he loves her! And then he can't – or rather, he is too nice to admit it to her – and ends up having to awkwardly deny her feelings and let her go.

But she can't go! She's been tricked! She has a "Pinky" for the man she is dating, and now there's no going back for Leonard because he's been exposed as the worst person he knows, which is her own boyfriend! It was a trap – she was forced into doing this by the very concept of this episode, and she can never be the same again.

And I love that. I love stories like that. Where there is no room for mistakes. Where things could not possibly go wrong.

It is not necessarily an episode that I would recommend to anyone, I don't think. It is the sort of thing that could make me hate someone – it doesn't seem like the sort of thing I should be watching again and again! But I do. I don't think I would be able to say "this is the best episode of TV ever" about any other episode.

(I know, I know – I'm just complaining that I like that kind of episode, but that is an actual problem I have. I like some TV, some TV is just bad, and TV is mostly bad.)

#tv tag #weeabraist #cordyceps-sapiens

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bulletproof-korean · 2 years

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j-hope - 방화 (Arson) [lyrics+vocab]

Let's burn 내 열정에, burn 내 염원에, burn 내 삶 속을, burn Everyday I ran 멈출 수 없던 그때 그 시절 I burned it all And I wanted it all 명예는, first 돈? Of course (Get it up) 인기까지도 내 스스로가 과열이 될 수밖에 없던 뭣도 모른 무식한 내 야망의 원동력

➼ 열정 - passion ➼ 염원 - desire ➼ 멈추다 - to stop ➼ 시절 - those times ➼ 명예 - fame ➼ 돈 - money ➼ 인기 - popularity ➼ 스스로 - by oneself ➼ 과열 - overheating ➼ 무식하다 - to be ignorant ➼ 야망 - ambition ➼ 원동력 - driving force

기름 샤워해 불을 지필 수 있게 On my feet, on my legs 더 뜨겁게, run my way 달아오르는 성적 또 인기는 정점 비례하는, born hater 매번 울리는 경적 이마저 좋아 'Cause with my fans With my label, with my fellas 같이 함께 타오르기에, all day 합리적인 공범 방화범 was fun 무서울 건 없어 한 치 앞 f*ck off

➼ 기름 - oil / petrol ➼ 샤워하다 - to shower ➼ 불을 지피다 - to light a fire ➼ 뜨겁다 - to be hot ➼ 달아오르다 - to become hot ➼ 성적 - result, grade ➼ 정점 - peak, the top ➼ 비례하다 - be proportional to ➼ 경적 - a (warning) horn, honk ➼ 타오르다 - to go up in flames, burn ➼ 합리적이다 - ➼ 공범 - accomplice ➼ 방화범 - arsonist ➼ 무섭다 - to be scary ➼ 한 치 앞 - right ahead

If anyone asks me "Right, 내가 바로 불을 지폈지" 이젠 나에게 물어, choose what? 그 불을 끌지 더 타오를지, yah, yah, yah, yah

➼ 묻다 - to ask ➼ 불을 끄다 - to put out a fire

It's done 나의 꿈도, done 큰 성과도, done 내 할 몫도, done 더 이상은, none 과유불급이야 박수 칠 때 떠나는 게 곧, 멋 내가 불을 켰던 건 나를 위함이었어 세상이 타오를 줄 누가 알았겠어 잠시 식힐 때쯤 보니 내 흔적들이 보여 끄기엔 너무 큰불, 심한 방화였단 걸 Oh, sh*t

➼ 성과 - result, outcome ➼ 몫 - share, portion ➼ 더 이상 - anymore ➼ 과유불급 (過猶不及) - too much is as bad as too little ➼ 박수를 치다 - to clap (one’s hands) ➼ 떠나다 - to leave ➼ 멋 - 세련되고 아름다움, from 멋있다 - to be cool ➼ 불을 키다 - to light a fire ➼ 식히다 - to cool down ➼ 흔적 - trace ➼ 큰불 - a big fire, a blaze ➼ 심하다 - to be serious ➼ 방화 - arson

뜨거워 안돼 괴로워 잠 깨 내 이면과, contact 무서운 상태 Nobody can't, nobody stop, shit 그 불을 끄기엔 오직 나만이 가능해 혼돈의, fireman Oh, 진압해도 재처럼 어둠의 길일 거라고 Tell myself 한 치 앞 큰 관문, 필요한 나의 수 돌을 던질 판도 비껴가는 한 수

➼ 괴롭다 - to be distressed ➼ 잠을 깨다 - to wake up ➼ 이면 - the other side, the dark side ➼ 상태 - state, status ➼ 가능하다 - to be possible, to be able to ➼ 혼돈 - chaos, confusion ➼ 진압하다 - to suppress ➼ 재 - ashes ➼ 관문 - hurdle ➼ 수 - a move (strategic) ➼ 돌을 던지다 - to throw a stone ➼ 판 - a game (a round of) ➼ 비껴가다 - to cross sideways, sidestep

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queencherryberry · 1 year

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Lord please give me strength to get through ‘F*ck me in the ass sideways Saturday’ I don’t have the energy to fight back. I have a respiratory infection that’s knocked my energy down to 10%, it’s cold as balls outside and the room I’m cleaning is a disaster and the couple’s crotch goblin shredded my $1 tip. I repeat, Lord almighty help me.

#personal #today is just not it

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chickensarentcheap · 1 year

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“He still has his Tyler hair. F*ck me sideways.”

I’m so sorry, @munstysmind that you have to put up with me and my bullsh*t

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finnismyoriginalsin · 2 years

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I really want to do an edit...but I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO BED BECAUSE ARGH WORK TOMORROW BC IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO FINISH ANYTHING

Le f*ck me sideways Finn

I'm a little mad I don't get to do it... immediately when I think of the idea

#personal #yes it will involve originals/elena

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halloweeneveryday · 6 months

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Shadow in the hall

I've been reading this thread with great interest and I now want to tell my story. Before all this happened, I would have been a complete sceptic, dismissive of anyone who believed in ghosts. I'm still not sure if what I saw, heard and experienced was paranormal but it has certainly changed me somewhat and has made me much more open minded.

This is going back to 2009. I was a single guy and I bought a house, it was a nice little cottage, lovely place, with nice neighbours the whole lot. I did shift work, so it was nights and days, days and nights. At the time I thought it was because of maybe a lack of sleep and working nights, but things started to happen within the house that I couldn't explain. For instance, one night I was doing some ironing. I put a towel on the railing in the bathroom and went back into the kitchen to get some more clothes to hang and put away. I came back up and the towel that I'd put on the bathroom railing was strewn across my bedroom floor. I panicked thinking there was an intruder so I ran back into the kitchen and grabbed the frying pan. It was a small house so there was nowhere for someone to hide. I figured it couldn't have been an intruder because the door was locked and all the windows were shut. It scared the life out of me, but I convinced myself that I wasn't paying attention and that I might have actually left the towel in my room, even though I knew I didn't.

But things got worse as time went on and couldn't be dismissed so easily. It got to the stage where I was actually afraid of being in my own home. For instance, coming in from work particularly at night time, there was a light switch on the wall by the doorway, I'd have to switch that on before I'd even open the door fully. I was so terrified that I wouldn't even look into the darkness. Sometimes when I'd open the door at night time, I'd get a gust of wind coming out from the house to greet me.

But it eventually got to the stage where I was beginning to wonder if I was loosing my mind. This went on for months , things going missing, curtains being closed when I left a room and being partially/wide open when I came back in 15 minutes later. The final straw was when I actually saw something. I arrived home one night at around 3am in the morning after being at work. I opened the hall door and switched on the light. If you can just picture this: it was a small little house, like a house in Cabra, one of those tenement houses. There was a hallway and down the end of the hallway was a doorway to a bathroom that was out the back and the kitchen was to the left. So this night in particular, I switched on the light and opened the door fully to be greeted by what all I can say was a big man's shadow. And he/it was standing at the end of the hallway. Now how it was a shadow is beyond me because there were 3 spotlights running down the hall and they lit up everywhere. But this 'shadow' stood within the light and it was facing me. The hairs on my body stood on edge, the fright I got, the fear and panic was so intense. I roared out, ''leave me the f*ck alone, just leave me alone''. And with, that whatever it was, it turned sideways and I could see the whole profile of his face. Then there was a massive bang and a chair was sent flying up the hallway towards me. I legged it out of the house, got back into my car and travelled back up to my parent's house. I was so distraught, I'd a brother living in our parent's house at the time and he thought that I'd been in an accident. I tried to explain to him as best I could what had happened. Now I hadn't said anything to anyone about the going's on in the house, I'd been living in it 6 months and it had been going on all that time. Almost every day something happened. Being terrified in your own home is a horrible feeling.

My brother and I drove back down to the house the following day and we found the chair that had been thrown at me in the hallway, on top of the kitchen table. I had a bottle of water in the fridge and I took it out and placed it on the kitchen table right beside the chair, I think it was a half litre bottle. As I was talking to my brother the bottle just burst, it was if like someone had shook a coke can and opened it, it went everywhere. Literally every single part of the kitchen that you could think of(it was a small kitchen) had water on it.

I sold the house about 6 months later. During the 6 month period between putting the house up for sale and eventually selling it, the strange going's on continued although I never actually saw something again(thankfully). Things went missing, curtains being closed when I left a room and being slightly open and sometimes wide open when I came back some time later. One night I was lying in bed, it was about one in the morning and coming from the back of the house I heard a woman's voice say, ''no doctor please, help me''. I got the fright of my life and leapt out of bed, turned on all the lights. I searched everywhere, checked that the door was locked-it was and the windows were all shut. The television was plugged out as that was prone to turning on by itself. The radio was plugged out as well. I'll never forget the sadness in her voice and the way she said it. It wasn't 'no doctor, please help me', it was ''no doctor please.. help me''. I was so glad to be out of that house when I finally sold it.

When I was living there I asked a neighbour and he told me that the couple who I'd bought the house off, the wife had been complaining about hearing things in the house. I don't know what I saw or heard but I do know that whatever it was, it was definitely something that was within in the house because I haven't experienced anything like that since then. I don't know weather the couple who bought the house off me experienced anything, I couldn't say. I don't talk about it now because I know that people wouldn't believe me. I don't know what happened to me but it has certainly opened my mind to the idea of an afterlife and the other side. Anyway I just wanted to share my experience, thanks for reading.

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#halloween everyday #halloweeneveryday #haunting #ghost #mylifeiscreepy #my life is creepy #paranormal #haunted #ghosts #supernatural

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m58 · 1 year

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two from John Grey

THE UNTHINKABLE

I’m all alone,

in my apartment,

and thinking the unthinkable.

It’s

XV&* young couple xv&*re kissing

x#3@ xv&* sight for older eyes,

X#3@ nothing incidentxv&*l. x#3@ remember times

long xv&*go x#3@ ooo!y found ooo!mselves

x#3@ your midnight visitor x#3@ your skin is xv&*s cold xv&*s stone…

xv&*rrived xv&*t such moments,

xv&*s xv&* drop in temperxv&*ture

xv&*s bloodstxv&*in xv&*ppexv&*rs

xv&*t ooo! behest F() his own pxv&*st devilry.

bexv&*ring ooo! pxv&*st’s iniquities,

becxv&*use xv&* kiss, becxv&*use even within hxv&*s visions,

brexv&*thless shxv&*pe, but welcome phenomenon

deep cxv&*ve F() xv&* mouth, exv&*ger to be ooo!re.

even xv&* thought cxv&*n get xv&*t you for his nightmxv&*res exist

from ordinxv&*ry life, glides towxv&*rd ooo! bed-bound cripple,

hollow eyes, If svelte impervious to wexv&*ooo!r, In ooo! xv&*bsence

in ooo! icy drizzle, inspiring, inimitxv&*ble,

is xv&*n experience xv&*pxv&*rt

is fxv&*r more thxv&*n is style's first commx#3@ment

No xv&*ttendxv&*nt fxv&*ults or fissures.

No closing his eyes, no drifting into sleep,

F() you being here with me. F() your nxv&*me x#3@ fxv&*ce

old hexv&*rts, to reminisce Old mxv&*n, on your bxv&*ck,

performs xv&*n xv&*utopsy on his memories.

plxv&*stered everywhere Sheer white is coming,

so vulnerxv&*ble, hxv&*t would even survive

ooo! one clench, ooo! one mouth-lock,

ooo! wxv&*y you conserve spxv&*ce.

ooo! wildest blizzxv&*rd ooo! wires to ooo! crexv&*ture you were

ooo!n you obey. Ooo!re's something xv&*bout

ooo!y remxv&*in visible

to be xv&*dored. tremble in dxv&*rk wind…

turns ooo! sky to flxv&*kes F() snow,

we hxv&*ve this strxv&*nge whxv&*t you’ve been thinking.

when ooo!ir lives when young, where xv&* hexv&*rt should be,

yet, even xv&*s ooo! xv&*ir fills,

You contxv&*in everything necessxv&*ry your fxv&*ce is twisted.

That just about covers it.

FROM MY TIME IN KANSAS

My heart strains like a shoehorn,

fitting love the size of number 15 feet

into the narrow gauge of your penny loafers.

I was born weird like Chagall’s violets –

the skin around my mouth had a mauve tinge –

and I made sounds…

green sounds

blue sounds.

And in a backwater,

over the tracks,

in the farmers’ ghetto,

hammered and bruised

until the wires in my neck almost snapped –

the wretched shack,

the dead cat by the fire

the railway carriage frozen in rust,

all the feelings departed for some better world

except, that is, for despair.

Houselights scorch with sulfur heat,

randomness sips wine,

salutes the fading stars,

predicts the past with total accuracy.

I ramble through my works –

I am a haunted house in which all the ghosts are afraid of me –

my chair is a pipe that my skinny ass smokes –

I fall asleep in a river of mirrors –

posing dramatically,

surrounded by fish vomit –

bad nights sit like a stone on my brow.

My demons defeat me in drunken battles,

their sideways glances versus my belly of dread,

my stars are spilled peas on tarmac.

my pain is a magnetic field,

and I drink whiskey from the horn of a goat

(one that’s still attached)

but forgive my uncontrolled mumbling –

it’s merely rain on a dry river bed.

John Grey is an Australian poet, US resident, recently published in Sheepshead Review, Stand, Poetry Salzburg Review and Red Weather. Latest books, “Covert” “Memory Outside The Head” and “Guest Of Myself” are available through Amazon. Work upcoming in the McNeese Review, Rathalla Review and Open Ceilings.

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smokeybrandreviews · 2 years

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NBA Rant: The Mighty Have Fallen

The NBA Free Agency has just tarted and sh*t is already going sideways! I literally didn’t give a sh*t about hoop last season because i knew we, the LAkers, weren’t going to be sh*t after trading for that god awful contract Rusty got t this season? By, sh*t is getting nuts! Jokic got paid. Book got paid. Beal got paid. More than that, there have been substantial trade rumors in the mix. I'm not going to gt into those because, holy sh*t, but i AM going to get into the fall of the once favored Brooklyn Nets. Yo, what the f*ck is going on out in New York right now??

Run It Back!

Yo, KD AND Kyrie are trying to force their way out of Brooklyn? Word?? Listen, Kyrie is out of his f*cking mind but he is the best pure Point Guard in the game. You’ be stupid not to go after this did and it looks like A LOT of teams are stupid. Not the LAkers, thought! There have been reports that Irving was LA bound for some time, reports i welcomed wholeheartedly, but then he signed that extension. Dead in the water, i guess? Not so much! the LAkers are his preferred destination and rumor has it that he’s going to force his way to South Beach. This means that LA HAS to send Rusty Westbrick to Brooklyn. They have no choice. That is a gorgeous look for me because Irving literally fixes everything Westbrook broke, and frees loot for later, AND is still on an expiring contract! Bro, if he can make this happen, we’d put Kyrie, LeBron and AD on the floor together. More than that, if we can resign Kyrie, AD would have a substantial running mate going into the future. That sh*t is going to be fun to watch.

Again?

As far as KD, i hear he wants Miami or Phoenix. That’s never going to happen. Brooklyn just extended this dude and, whole they will definitely send he somewhere to avoid the drama this season, they can wait actual years to trade this due, wherever they want, for the best deal. KD has NO leverage at this point. That said, Brooklyn is taking calls and two of those were, reportedly, Phoenix and Miami. Those talks stalled because, in order to secure Durant from the Nets, they demanded Brooklyn in a Phoenix deal or Bam in a Miami one, neither of which is really practical for their respective teams. Bam is a huge piece for the Heat and i imagine they scoffed at the counter but Phoenix would have whole ass belly laughed. Devin Booker for KD? Are you kidding me? here’s no way the Suns even load that into the chamber, let alone pull the trigger. There’s no way Durant ends up on either of those teams unless Brooklyn settles for substantially less than dude’s worth and you’d be a fool to do that. Half the goddamn league called New York when Shams broke the news so i think we’ll See Durant in a completely different jersey than the ones he wants.

#NBA Rant #Brooklyn Nets #Kyrie Irving #Kevin Durant

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smokeybrand · 2 years

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NBA Rant: The Mighty Have Fallen

Run It Back!

Again?

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