#FALLS OVER LAUGHING

[redsray]

Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam au #dick: look he's even got the dark hair and blue eyes #jason: he fits the pattern. you gotta #dick to tim: you are ours now #tim who just wanted to spend time with his heroes: oh #they declare him as theirs so he is theirs #bruce does not get a choice #he is THEIR little stalker #when jason finds out that tim follows them as vigilantes too he falls over laughing #dick wiping a tear away: he's perfect

[egophiliac]

I've had a beast of a cold for the last few days, but I wanted to get this out before the new year! while I've sort of made my peace with my first take on Lilia's UM poster, I really wanted to do a version with the new context that chapter 6 gave us. because. c'mon.

(don't worry, Lilia can carry ALL HIS KIDS AT ONCE)

#art #twisted wonderland #unique magic posters #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #the dragon cradle does make me laugh #no look i understand it's a ~visual metaphor~ for malleus' isolation #(and also lets lilia run up a bunch of steps all dramatically later) #but the image of this enormous ten-story cradle with the teeny tiny little egg in the middle of it is pretty hilarious #the draconias are SO extra about everything #now if you'll excuse me i have to go fall over for what remains of the year #happy 2024! #(i apologize to the poor person who asked a cute question about meleanor and got a giant cold medicine-induced essay in response :') #(i have been incapable of coherent thought for...a while now)

[kittykalliarts]

For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #neuvillette #visions #wriolette #wriollette #neuvithesley #myart #sorry for the short drabble? #kasndkansd i have emotions over a simple thought i had #the tragedy for someone eternal to fall for someone who's here for only a brief moment eats away at me hhhh #it started with a funny thought of IF neuvillette needs to carry a fake vision for some reason after laughing at the archons for it #and then i remembered how people like kazuha would hold onto their loved one's masterless vision after they died #one thing led to another and now we have some wriolette angst with neuvillette cherishing wrio's masterless vision #after his inevitable passing #and idk if its just the traveller or if its even canon #but i like to think that neuv being a sovereign he would be able to hear the ambition of one's vision and maybe just maybe #he can use wrio's masterless vision to listen to his voice albeit ever so softly

[forget-me-ghost]

I rewatched epsiode 7 (I'm obsessed, sue me) and I noticed for the first time how sincerely Alastor is smiling with Rosie around.

Like, look at him. His eyes are smiling, he almost never does that, that's how we know his smile is fake most of the time.

Rosie actually manhandled Alastor, she dusted off his jacket and just grabbed him to move him around. Alastor didn't even bat an eye, he just let her do whatever she wanted. (There was also that honk sound and it was so cute)

I used this once in another post, but fuck it. Rosie knows that Al is asexual. Even Alastor doesn't know that he is, there wasn't a name for it in his times. They were spending time together and she was like "this man is asexual", I love it.

Alastor and Rosie's friendship is so special to me, I need more of them in next seasons. I bet my right hand that they have sleepovers and talk shit about other overlords.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #rosie hazbin hotel #I am so sure that Alastor is comfortable with Rosie #they dance in her living room and laugh like children when they fall #I may be delulu about this but I feel like Rosie cares for Alastor and he does for her #fight me over this I dare you

[thapunqueen]

SKIBIDI, MY FRIEND !

#based on a twitter post that made me laugh harder than i should #william afton #spring bonnie #springtrap #purple guy #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #fnaf memes #five nights at freddy's #needless to say i adored this movie and im becoming crazy #didnt know id fall head over heels over peepaw...but here i am..

[ryllen]

their confession dynamic of all time

#fshfsdhsdhdj TREYY SANN NOOOOO............!!!! me everytime this is what fanartists chose it to happen fhsdshd #BUT THEN WHEN THEY PUT JADE IN TURMOIL & DESPAIR over THIS IT'S TOO FUNNY FSHDSHDH #twisted wonderland #twst #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart #they gave me good laugh everytime fshd #that one strip when floyd goes huhu TT TT trey be like oh no what's wrong (actually caring) #and when jade goes huhu TT TT trey be lik e what is i t this time ? ? (ABSOLUTELY WON'T FALL ON HIS CROCODILE TEARS FSHDHSDFSHDSH) #HE KNOWS THEM TOO WELL (yes we know azul gave him hints already fhsdh) #this is why all jades who get to go out with trey are so HAPPY #THEY PASS HIS TRUST TEST FSHDSHDSH #BIG WALL RIGHT THERE

[alonetogether]

"whatever you say honey" vibes

#peterick #patrick stump #pete wentz #fall out boy #fobedit #my edits #gifset #had this in my drafts but dani posting her gifset is making me brave glad im not the only one Still So Here #also never over how it feels like patrick Punches a laugh out of pete with that silly joke. he is Delighted

[beanghostprincess]

thinking about zoro kissing luffy's cheeks. like. just that. luffy being all silly and zoro violently and loudly kissing his cheek in the wettest, and most aggressive way ever because his captain is just too cute. and then the dude goes away to sleep or smth because he just had the urge to kiss luffy all of a sudden.

#then luffy laughs and goes to cuddle with him #and he falls asleep in his arms #and zoro wakes up with the guy hugging him and dreaming about meat so he has a huge grin on his face #and zoro just has to kiss him again #and he kisses him all over his face while he sleeps #because zoro is a fucking simp and a sappy swordsman who loves his captain too much to handle #plot twist luffy is a little shit and when he wakes up he pretends to be asleep so zoro continues kissing him #another plot twist zoro knows he's awake he just doesn't give a fuck #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #one piece

[satans-knitwear]

Actual OTP. Most iconic couple in the galaxy.

Gido x Gulu

#Queer representation at its finest! Bitter old men judging the galaxy together bc they can't stand anyone else #And also no one else can stand them #A beautiful and powerful relationship. A romance for the ages. Your OTP could never #Gido x Gulu #These kings deserve recognition for their simple existence #jedi survivor #Bitchy gay uncles who only go out so they can laugh at other ppl fall over in public

[ilovereading5252]

Dpxdc promt

The Everlasting Trio meets their alternative self from a different dimension.

While Sam and Tucker are trilled to hear all about Ivy’s and Selina’s careers Danny is horrified!

He can’t believe that his alternative self not only got their powers on purpose, but that they got them from Alternative!Vlad!!

Who is even more of a fruitloop here!!!

Not to mention the dating thing!!!!!!!

Danny is really glad Harley came to her senses and has no problem with him working some perfectly understandable feelings out on her ex.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #funny #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc #dcxdp #dpxdc prompt #tucker foley #sam manson #the joker is going to spend the next few months in and out of various hospital beds #every time he is recovered something else happens to him #from falling down the stairs because he slipped on a banana peel #over accidentally setting himself on fire #to a piano falling on him #every accident is funnier than the last #he is becoming a joke #people are laughing #he has never been this infuriated #the bats leading theory is that he has been cursed #Batman is mildly worried about potential damage to bystanders #but after months of the situation showing no sign of escalating #or civilians getting hurt it has become a minor concern #ideally he would have someone of the justice league dark look into the situation #but considering just how busy they all are at the moment trying to manage a natural #Convergence with a magical dimension of literal ghosts he suppose it can wait #this decision has of course absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he actually managed to get a full nights sleep this week #or that Jason has actually smiled at him yesterday #anyway the sirens have been seen drinking in unknown company… better check it out just to be sure

[nalyra-dreaming]

"I brought props"

#jam reiderson everyone #falling over themselves laughing #lol #look at them #the sucking sounds in the video #jacob brought props #lmao #jacob anderson #sam reid #iwtv cast #iwtv recap #amc iwtv #iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire amc #iwtv amc #iwtv 2022 #interview with the vampire

[kafkaguy]

moments in cinema that changed my life forever.

#he laughs and roars and cackles and whoops and is in all ways quite cheery! #until he falls over dead!!!!!!!! #the princess bride

[saltpepperbeard]

waiting for the day where ed and stede get to be as giggly as taika and rhys in the lie detector video

#OFMD #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet #revenge rambles #taika waititi #rhys darby #…can y’all tell I’m listening to the lie detector video PFFFF #for the umpteenth time #it brings me such joy #and makes me yearn for stede wheezing that hard #and ed just GIGGLING #and the both of them leaning over/falling into each other from laughter like please #PLEASE #I know we already got little snippets of them giggling but like #HARDCORE LAUGHING #ALL THE TIME #HAPPINESS ALL THE TIME

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yall would not Believe the level of 'just ate the floor' i achieved today

#so im packing right. and the room im storing the packed boxes in is at the end of the hall #so i just push the boxes down the hall at light speed and sprint over the threshold into the room #BUT. but. #i. forgot to tape the bottom of the box #the very heavy box. thankfully full of blankets #so im sprinting this box down the hall #it hits the threshold #And Stops In Place #so naturally i trip over the box - my knee goes through it #i kinda flip over it so that my upper half hits the floor #my hip is hooked over the side of the overturned box #my legs are up in the air like im doing a cartwheel #absolutely unprompted #IT WAS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY OKAY #it didnt hurt at all which is a huge plus - i didnt even get a bruise! #luckily im Very good at breaking my own falls on the very rare occasion they happen #but man. i just laid there laughing my ass off #total waste of a box but yk whatever #ill try to recreate it in Scribble Form later #had to do a lil somersault thing to get off the box i was lowkey stuck.... #i mean i can only imagine what happened. i went down so quickly...

[robert-deniro]

#my last two brain cells

#tedlassoedit #tedlassogif #tvedit #userrobin #ledtasso #richiecrispie #userconstance #userlenny #usersydney #usersugar #usertom #userbbelcher #ted lasso #coach beard #ted lasso tv #sakshi does a thing #no but this is me every day when i wake up :( #friendship with *robert de niro voice* it is what it is over #now *coach beard voice* yeah it is what it is is my new best friend #also the way he falls never fails to make me laugh jshgdfkhg i'm sorry coach beard

[itwoodbeprefect]

i gotta say, going to your first day of school in a new town, bravely taking a seat in an overwhelmingly busy classroom, being confronted with a girl SO pretty you almost tumblr off the chair you're sitting on completely normally (but don't, because she catches you) and then fainting, waking up on top of a table surrounded by classmates staring at you, and eventually fleeing because the girl is STILL so pretty she makes you hiccup and you accidentally said that out loud, is, like. both a minor nightmare and something for legends only. ongsa, i see you going places, and i don't just mean the bathroom to hide and scream!!

#jkfdf. i'm only one and a half parts into this first episode but so far it's VERY toothache inducingly sweet and i love that for everyone #and it DID make me laugh that so many of the gmmtv boys have spontaneously lost their balance when confronted with a love interest #but the girls. oh the girls! they're very skilled. they can fall over even while sitting <3 #* #23.5 degrees #23.5 the series