if I were doctor who showrunner I would instigate a policy that every season should have one episode where the stakes are so low. like the worst possible outcome is our characters are incredibly embarrassed, just some good low stakes shenanigans (pranks, good-natured competition, etc) however I would also instigate a policy wherein every season should have one episode that lacks violence entirely but is still so wildly fucked up and unsettling that you are afraid to go to sleep that night and haunted by it for years to come. these two episodes CAN be back to back.
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Me, going through the romance options: Lae'zel is hot, I'll try it out. Ooh, Karlach has a great personality I love her. Shadowheart's got some issues but she's grown on me. Wyll is interesting because I feel like I don't see characters like him that often. Astarion's got plenty of angst, I like it. I'm curious as to how Halsin's bear form would work...ugh how do I choose.
Gale, eating my boots and infodumping about his cat: Do you have a good place where I can die so that I won't murder innocents I'd appreciate it
Me: I want that one
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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?
Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason* So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.
Jason: Thanks.
Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.
Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*
Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.
Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*
Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*
Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*
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Soldier, poet, king.
For @cinnacrafts, happy holidays!!! You had an epic list of prompts, and it was a bit of a struggle trying to pick just one idea. (Or, technically, three😅) But I had a lot of fun working on this project, and I hope you like!
For @hermbi-discord's yearly gift exchange:D
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