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#FORCE OLI INTO BECOMING A DIRECTIONER
thecosmicsen · 4 years
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☏ bonjour id like one disaster pls
send me ‘☏’ for a voicemail my muse would leave yours. +  ALWAYS ACCEPTING   //   @infernoath​
📞   PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .               4 AM.  WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN.  
“  Oliver . . .  Oliver . . .   Oliver . . .   [  cue faked static noises and an exceedingly raspy tone  ]   I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts.  if a person takes care of themself,  I will go up even higher.  to some people,  I will fool them.  to others,  I am a mystery.  some people might want to try and hide me but I will show.  no matter how hard people try,  I will never go down.  ”
📞  PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .              4:15 AM.  WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN.  
“  counted all my mistakes and there's only one standing out from the list of the things I've done.  all the rest of my crimes don't come close to the look on your face when I let you go.  so I built you a house from a broken home and I wrote you a song with the words you spoke.  yeah, it took me some time but I figured out how to fix up a heart that I let down.  now I'm searching every lonely place,  every corner calling out your name,  tryna find you but I just don't know . . .  WHERE DO BROKENNNN HEARTS GOOOO  ?!?!  WHERE DO BROKEN HEARTSSSS GOOOO  ?!?!  ”
📞  PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .           4:35 AM.  WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN.  
“  Oliver . . .  it can't be seen,  can't be felt,  can't be heard,  and can't be smelt.  it lies behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills.  it comes first and follows after,  ends life and kills laughter.  what is it  ??   what is coming  ??  ”
📞   PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .               9 AM.  WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN.  
“  Oli what the hell are you seriously not going to call me back after hearing all of that  ?!  I taught you how you should check your voicemail in case there is an emergency  !!  what if I was in dire need of your help or there was BIG BIG money to make but your unreliable airhead ass doesn’t show up like who else is going to be threatening the others and going berserk on them for some real answers  ?!  I’m SO disappointed right now,  is your fucking ringtone on  ?!  I told you to keep it on full volume for me  !!  if I end up EXORCISED or making billions without you,  you know it was because you didn’t check your voicemail  !!  anyway I love you so much call me back before I come over to see you without warning.  by the way,  what do you think of my singing  ??  maybe we should go for karaoke sometime soon as a celebration of you being the world’s biggest idiot  !!  at least you still got your looks even though you refuse to take a decent selfie with me which is depriving us of more money but you do you Oli.  to come to think of it,  I have never heard you sing.  come on let’s do karaoke tonight.  maybe if we go viral online for our amazing vocals we can start charging customers more,  hmm.  can you listen to my other voicemails please  ??  I sing in one of them and I need you to rate me on a scale on 0 to 10,  10 being that I was destined to be a vocalist of a top idol boy group  !!  anyway,  soooo if you don’t call me back soon,  you know what’s coming  !!  your favourite ghost boy  !!   [ insert a long cacophony of mischievous cackling till the line cuts his voice off ]  ———  ”
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