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transjudas · 1 year
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Frank Iero + fake blood
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Tourist Trapped: Smallest Emo Rythym Guitarist Falls Into World's Largest Bong Roadside Attraction, Fans in Uproar
41-year-old rythym guitarist and father, Frank Iero, was found this Tuesday morning, miraculously uninjured but inexplicably stuck at the bottom of one of America's lesser known tourist attractions, the World's Largest Semi-Smokable Bong.
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While bandmates and friends seem somewhat desperate to save their guitarist, fans seem content to pose at the scene for selfies and autographs - the latter being understandably more difficult to accomplish.
"He was small enough to get in this mess, you'd figure he'd be small enough to get out of it," frontman Gerard Way told the press at the scene of the incident. "Ah, well. He's got air, he'll be fine."
To ensure the guitarist does not go hungry, the remaining members of alternative emo rock band My Chemical Romance have come together to provide sustenance.
"See here," said Ray Toro, lead guitarist and cupcake connoisseur, "We've got all these chip bags, right? He loves these - but the trick is getting them in there. So we're kind of just chucking them in the air the best we can and hoping they'll make it in."
As he said this, bassist Mikey Way demonstrated for the assembled crowd, while his ever-supportive brother cheered him on in the background.
"That was a ten-pointer!" the frontman declared, the lucky bag of Doritos making its landing on the head of the presumably disgruntled Iero.
"Yeah," Way continued, squinting against the sun as he observed the scene. He took a long, contemplative sip of his Starbucks latte, then nodded. "He's alright in there."
While Way seems mostly unconcerned, rumors are circulating that a petition is in place to attempt to smoke the man if it receives 420 signatures in a 69 hour time frame.
In the meantime, a small gang of fans have posed the idea of assembling a crane outside the bong - not to rescue Iero, but to deliver his guitar to him so he can perform for the crowd, even in his time of distress.
Although this is certainly a trying time for the guitarist, some have expressed doubts as to what exactly the man was doing in order to have fallen into the monstrously oversized vessel in the first place.
"He went, 'I'm gonna blaze it!' and just fuckin' bolted," Way said to the press. "I've never seen him climb like that for anything. He was really goin' for it."
Foul play is not suspected.
Iero could not be reached for comment.
More to come as events unfold.
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earrlysnsets · 2 years
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Frank ranting about paper straws
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saintxgerard · 1 year
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Frank Iero lyrics // Pete Wentz lyrics
When will Frank Iero and Pete Wentz maximise their lyrical slay and collab to create the most heart wrenching album imaginable?
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lactosegremlin · 2 months
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all touched up!!
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iero · 2 months
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Have some Frank vinyl for sale for anyone interested!
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mychemicalimages · 1 year
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Finally found this picture of Frank, Evan and I from June 2019 when The Future Violents played. I’ve been looking for it forever. Enjoy.
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meliorn · 2 years
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👻 HALLOWEEN 2022 👻 day fifteen • frank iero
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meat-wentz · 2 years
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literally frank makes music for the messy, for all of us caught desperately and breathlessly in needing to pour it all out somewhere anywhere to someone anyone through something anything. he makes music that bleeds, music that cuts you open and spills you out on the pavement, it’s so fucking dedicated, passionate, heart and wound and healing through giving that heart and wound voice no matter how desperate, angry, hateful, mournful, regretful, full of love or despair. it’s music that thrashes you about, it’s music that makes your heart scream, it’s music that says if you need to bleed then bleed. it’s for all of us who toss ourselves recklessly against the walls of our own bodies, for all of us that need to get it out get it out get it out get it out, for all of us that need to just. fucking. do. something. even if it means wringing ourselves out of everything we’ve got. it is heart and wound heart and wound heart and wound heart and wound heart and wound heart and wound and it’s the most fucking healing thing i’ve ever heard.
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frank iero may be straight but the demon possessing him is definitely gay
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transjudas · 1 year
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The members of MCR in their careers away from the band and new MCR music + writing about how life can be difficult but we are strong and not alone and there is hope. (x, x, x, x, x)
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frnkiebby · 3 months
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fuck~🎃
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earrlysnsets · 1 year
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*typical bike bell sound*
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mellow-killjoy · 11 months
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They don't make men like this any more 😭
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girlandherfandom · 1 year
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the sight of his bare knees corrupts
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iero · 2 years
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Is it me, is it me that brings you down? 
GREAT PARTY by Frank Iero and the Future Violents
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