#FREAKING THE FUCK OUT HELLO

[vampstel]

The official CN Genshin Twitter just posted art of all the Fatui Harbingers and oh my god.

Look at these fellas specifically. I believe the first one is Pierro, second Pantalone(?), and third is Dottore

They look so damn cool I can’t wait to see them in game. Pierro seems to be from Khaenri’ah, not very surprising. Honestly he looks like Kaeya’s dad??? We love a dilf 😳

Pantalone is so pretty he reminds me of a certain OC…*coughs* Rei. He better be playable I’ll c6 him immediately.

Dottore looks completely different now and I actually love it?? He looks so gay SKSHJSJS

#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱ #• about: genshin impact #FREAKING THE FUCK OUT HELLO #WE FINALLY GOT TO SEE ALL THE HARBINGERS AND IM SO HYPED ABOUT IT #But signora…I miss her :(

[blueskittlesart]

no one on this site knows what the word butch means

#you people will call anything butch if it's not skinny huh #hello tumblr user. in front of you is a drawing of a fat woman. you have two hours to write a series of tags about her that are normal. #dead serious i think if some of you freaks met a real bulldyke irl you would fucking pass out from shock. #christ. #personal

[theladyyavilee]

you all know the drill, corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures 🤣🤣🤣

#9-1-1 #911 spoilers #eddie diaz #buddie #(yes this goes in the tag because I am OBSESSED with the way eddie's entire body language changes at the revelation that buck is single #again like HELLO AND WHAT THE FUCK I know everyone has been freaking out over it but I am very much still stuck in this single frame) #because funstuff #I'm sorry this is not my best work but I couldn't stop thinking about this every since I first saw eddie's face like that last night and #this meme immediately popped into my head #I just had to wait until now to actually grab screenshots xD

[ashyslashyy]

im just gonna say anyone whos like "all/most horror sucks theres no meaning its outdated its just people getting killed/tortured with no meaning etc etc" im just gonna assume youve only seen like 2 horror movies ever or your only exposure to horror is in other movies/shows where people are like "every horror movie is just a bunch of horny teenagers getting stabbed" and you took their word for it completely

#yes a few are just 'horny teenagers getting stabbed' #but by saying shit like this you dismissing and ENTIRE genre. and a very important one at that #i dont care if you dont watch horror bc it freaks you out thats fine. #but dismissing all of it on the basis of it being shallow???? come the fuck on #oh and even the 'horny teenagers being stabbed' is important bc it reflects fears of the time about sexuality. hello can anyone hear me #horror

[vivelarevolution13]

tbh I still think Brock Rumlow was an interesting character and upon further examination way more unsettling a villain than most to me because like. Let’s be real, the second you lay eyes on Robert Redford as Pierce monologuing in his pristine suit and glass office high up in the sky he just screams Evil Politician! at you. You can see it coming a mile away. Meanwhile Rumlow is….Just Some Guy. On the surface, he’s just some side dude. He’s not enhanced, he’s not in some major position of power, he’s just someone who’s really good at what he does and seems dedicated enough to the work and functions well with his team. He respects Steve, might admire him even, but not so much that he gets starry eyed like everybody else. He’s lighthearted but focused, he’s no nonsense, he’s the everyman Steve can relate to way more than spooks like Natasha or Fury.

And okay, maybe what Rumlow does for a living is beat intimidate and kill people, but it’s not like that’s the primary objective, right, because SHIELD are the good guys and this is what Steve does now, too, anyway; except that Steve doesn’t really use any weapons other than the shield, he holds back, he doesn’t carry a gun anymore which is usually fine since he’s dangerous enough without it. But when that leaves him vulnerable, he’s covered: Rumlow’s got his six, and he does it well, and he earns some of his trust. This is familiar to Steve.

And maybe Rumlow’s a little too good, fine, maybe he shoots a guy in the head within the first fifteen minutes of the movie when he doesn’t necessarily have to and then cracks jokes immediately after but that’s alright too, because that guy had Steve at gunpoint and that guy was Bad whereas Rumlow is One of the Good Guys just doing his job, right. Rumlow’s joking around because he’s used to the violence, they’re all used to it, and this is just how it works. They’re just soldiers doing the grunt work and following orders, and this is familiar, too.

Except that they’re not soldiers and this isn’t a war, except that the work is for an intelligence agency whose job it is to hoard and steal information and monitor civilians and orchestrate and sabotage and meddle in internal and external state affairs. Except that the Good Guys, in reality, are extremely grey at best. Except that many of the Good Guys turn out to be Nazis on top of everything else, and it’s not that far of a stretch.

But when it’s all starting to unravel, you’re still thinking well maybe some of these guys didn’t know. Maybe they didn’t do it out of individual belief, and if faced with the right choice, they can be redeemed.

That is until you realize that Rumlow maybe didn’t respect Steve and what he did so much as what Steve could do if only Steve weren’t “weak” in other ways, if Steve had chosen the right side. That it not being personal is less a cop out and more a taunt the same way just following orders has always been, for Rumlow and many many men that came before him and will continue to come after. Until the vault when, by the most charitable of interpretations, Rumlow looks at the Winter Soldier letting himself be smacked around and crying and getting shocked like he’s maybe a little unnerved (if not just downright fascinated) by the whole thing, but not enough that it really changes anything for him, because the end justifies the means and it’s not really his problem, anyway.

Until Sam shows up and Rumlow looks at him like a bird of prey and says This is gonna hurt with a fucking smile on his face, and then you think: shit, man, obviously. How was it not clear from the start.

To me, what makes someone like Rumlow a good villain, even a side one, is not that he’s straight up Insane & Evil™️ or suffering from Tragic Backstory Syndrome or all hopped up on magic superstrength juice or whatever, but precisely the fact that he’s Just Some Guy with a cockroach survival mentality who operates well within the established system and just so happens to be really good at his job - a job that he might’ve even joined thinking it was for a good cause, or because he had something to prove, or simply because it gave him one hell of an excuse to be a bully. Because he either wholeheartedly believes in HYDRA or he just doesn’t give much of a shit either way so long as he gets his due in the end, and both are just as bad.

Because when you strip away all the grand scale superhero theatrics, you’ve seen this before. You’ve seen Rumlows in your school and in your neighborhood and in the military and the cop car patrolling your street. They’re the ones who sometimes say or do somewhat offputting shit but you figure it’s fine because they’re otherwise real nice or charismatic or normal looking, or maybe they work a job that’s framed as helpful or protective or inherently good despite the power dynamics at play, or they share your background and interests and you chat about the weather being crap this time of year.

And every time one of them turns out to be a violent, hateful piece of shit, you’re still somehow surprised then, too, when you really shouldn’t be.

#apologies for the extra long post but I’ve been thinking about why he freaks me out as much as he does #the world is full of brock rumlows is all i’m saying. #and that to me is way more terrifying than evil crazy russians in underground labs or deranged aliens could ever be #brock rumlow #ca: tws #brock rumlow meta #I guess???? hello how the fuck did I get here at 5 pm on a tuesday jesus christ #mcu meta #max.txt

[hisbutler-problematic]

what i really love about black butler is they said what if there was one little boy and for some unknown reason absolutely unhinged occult stuff ALWAYS happened around him

they try to play it off by being like “oh he’s a phantomhive, they deal w all kinds of stuff” but then they make it very clear that this little boy is the only one who has to deal with shit like demons and shinigami and werewolves and zombies, etc

like no one is super surprised when he’s like “oh just another day dismantling the zombie factory” but there’s also a distinct “wtf do you mean zombie factory” air to it

queen: there’s witches and werewolves in germany that you have to deal with ciel: why the fuck do i have to go to germany (his only problem w that sentence)

and then the little boy has the audacity to be like “tbh don’t really believe this witch and werewolf thing :/“ to his DEMON butler

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #our ciel #im obsessed w this little dude ngl #remember that time he said ‘i’m not interested in the occult’ right in front of his demon butler with whom he holds a demon contract #hes so fucking funny #the overall attitude towards his everyday is hilarious honestly #imagine rolling up to buckingham palace and being like. hello your majesty it turns out the problem was zombies #completely straight faced #and then the queen just goes ‘oh zombies? alright’ #and it’s not just ciel it’s not just the queen #lizzie heard ‘corpses’ and freaked out but got over that FINE. #there are bigger problems to deal with than moving corpses. how will i stay CUTE through all this!! #shes right tho #also shout out to her family for hearing ‘you need to go for their heads’ and questioning nothing and just being like ‘cool tnx 4 the info’ #like. what the fuck were the phantomhives involved in BEFORE ciel ever brought a demon into all this #sky posting

[gomzdrawfr]

I may have uhhh discover a new artstyle

#gummmyart #doodle #ITS THE BRUSH I SWEAR #no idea how the fuck I did these #cod mw2 #cod mw2 fanart #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #konig #konig cod #IM FREAKING OUT #like I love them but im also scARED #CUZ WHAT IF I CANT DRAW LIKE THIS AGAIN #HELLO??? #FINDING NEW ARTSTYLE CRISIS?

[activelyinpain]

HELLO????????

#brb freaking the fuck out rn #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairuma #naberius kalego #balam shichirou #mairuma ch 319 #HELLO????? #OH MYGODOHMYGOD OHYMGOD

[frostbite-the-bat]

WE DID THIS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#IM ACTUALLY FREAKING OUT #NO BUT IF YU DONT KNOW PETZ SPAMTON FIRST STARTED **ON MY FUCKING DISCORD SERVER** #JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ? ?? ? #TOBY?? #HELLO???????? #PETZ #PETZ SPAMTON #IM ACTUALLY SHAKING

[azumasoroshi]

WHAT

HI @subarashiihibi GUESS WHAT I JUST LISTENED TO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DAWG?????????

BRO????????????????

!?!@?!!?@!??!@?rhfwkgdshsJdgkgfdss<GSNM

dude i dont even have to analyze those lyrics like with subarashii hibi (although i do see a common motif of sleeping between the two of them hmmm). this is literally everything all out in the open what the FUCK

fucking crying i cant do this today shizaya you won i give up. i have a project due in like 5 hours and i was like just going to add katte ni shiyagare to my playlist of shizaya-related videos that i was going to make posts on sometime in the future. but i decided to scroll down to see the lyrics real quick and WHAT????????? so now my project is definitely doomed

here's the link btw

and yes the translation at the top is being accurate bskjghsd i just double checked and that is definitely the ai kanji in the last sentence

#shizaya #literally freaking the fuck out #like fucking. HELLO??? #i was not prepared #i thought itd be some poorly translated vague thing again that id have to run through like 3 diff translators to understand but NOPE #LIKE ALRIGHT. JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE HIM FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR #OKAY IZAYA #CASUALLY DESTROY MY ENTIRE NIGHT #shizuo heiwajima #izaya orihara #durarara #Youtube

[chronic-monachopsis]

i just interrupted an attempted robbery

#hello hello help im so fucking freaking out

[prettyflyshyguy]

Oh my God day 1 of Kaicon was amazing.

HUGE shoutout to the person who said "is it Leon" when I told them the trail cam art was of an AU

Lost my mind. Infected Leon fans just KNOW.

If you see this: you made my fuckin week. You are a LEGEND!!! was giddy all day

I met so many lovely people, I'm so hyped up to make more cool stuff and especially more scp merch

#shy talks #not art #got me yelling and freaking out like #HELLO INFECTED LEON FANS IRL #LAST THING I EXPECTED BUT HOLY SHIT THATS SO FUCKING SICK

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#hello to anyone who happens to b interested in the saga of my life... also maybe the irl person i gave my url to... hopefully my blog #didnt freak her out too much lol. anyway so its been a busy week? 2 weeks? month? year? life? its been a lot. my parents helped me move #across the country from the desert to somewhere that's beautiful and green. my dad is so jealous of me lol its so so so pretty and theres s #so much to do. will i do any of it? that remains to be seen but im gonna try to be better about that sort of thing. try to get some help #with the thoughts in my head that keep me from doing and enjoying most things. its weird like im decorating my new room which i love. the #location and living situation seem ideal and i really hope i can stay here all 5 years of my program but i was picking a lot of bright #colors and now it feel uncomfortable. like if i wear things that r too bright or my room is too bright without dark contrast it feel weird #like if im wearing it it kinda makes me feel sick. idk what thats abt. anyway. ill try to heal my brain and im just so happy to b out of the #southwest. i was so so so excited when we were leaving thr city and even more so when we left the state. i cant believe im here. in December #it felt like a million years away and i really truely could not fathom how i was gonna survive that long. my thoughts were so distorted. but #i did and here i am. and in like a month i should b starting my phd program and my parents were telling me how excited ppl r for me and #jealous of where im living and im glad. im glad they're excited. i think i am too but its under a layer of: if i get excited it wont happen #im not allowed to b excited or it wont happen. which is irrational but ya kno. anyway so that's yeah. im so happy to have a fresh start and #the town seems super cool. a liberal blip in a sea of... not that so theyre very visibly pride forward haha and i think itll b way easier #for me to get around without driving. and im gonna try to make friends. i need someone to tell me where to get tattoos haha. so yea im happy #but exhausted and i dont wanna go back to work and so so greatful to my parents for being wonderful ppl idk how bc both of them had fucked #up childhoods. like my mum will say the saddest shit and im like bro this is y i don't wanna talk to my grandma fuck her and my dads parents #r so fucked. like my nana is the reason im so fucking control freaked out but i kno i have issues and she has no insight and thinks shes #better than everyone. anyway hopefully i can get back to drawing a posting more now. ive been drawing it its been in a sketch book #like an actual sketch book for sketching big ideas thst r gonna take fucking forever to draw 😭 #so that's all. just uprooted my whole life. thats all. but in a good way :-] #unrelated

[chosososo]

the amount of love i have for meows morales has to be concerning…

#he’s so cute i cant😭 #i love him a normal amount #y’all know that tiktok sound that goes like ‘hello everynyah!’ #i think about every time i see him <3 #give whoever thought of this the key to the city bruh #i need 1610 miles to meet cat miles in the next movie now #like imagine miles freaking the fuck out about the tiny jordan’s meows morales have on😭 #spiderman #spider man #meows morales #miles morales #spider man: across the spider verse #spider man: into the spider verse #he has my heart

[we-are-the-graves]

Wait, did I ever tell you guys about the time I was at a conference for booksellers, and someone randomly hopped into my and my friend's conversation about TLT, and I was like "yesss, more friends" and then I look at eir ID tag and it was Maia Kobabe, author of the graphic novel "Gender Queer."

It was a fairly brief interaction, but it still feels like a fever dream.

#it was wild i was like OH. HELLO. #and internally i was like 'do not freak out do not freak out' #and later at eir signing e was like 'hey it's you again!' and i was like DON'T FREAK OUT #e was super super nice and i was just so fucking shocked e jumped in on our convo about tlt lmao #maia kobabe #gender queer #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

hi spoiler alert there was no espave in the new idw issue (they didn’t even interact ONCE i am so mad) but they gave us this unreasonably curvy drawing of wave sitting so

idk is this a win? do i take the L and just be gay abt it???

#sonic idw #sonic idw spoilers #wave the swallow #i’m not exaggerating when i say i freaked the fuck out seeing this #‘​‘oh but perspective’’ THEY CHOSE TO MAKE HER SIT LIKE THAT #HELLO??? #SONIC CHARACTERS ALWAYS GET TWIG LEGS WHY IS HER ASS SO FAT LOL IM LOSING MY MIND #anyways it gets a 2/10 from me <- wanted espio and wave to exchange dialogue once