#FRED DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE
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First of all, this is a burner account so, rage all you want I'm not gonna respond, but i had to get this off my chest, either that or I'll just leave this fandom
Alexis
Let's break it down
1.Alexis is not that important to have eachother by the throat over
This discourse is pointless, and petty as fuck, we don't care if you love her or you want to fuck her keep it to yourself
2.you don't know SHIT about Alexis to do all of this
Unless erik gave you and only you private audios where Alexis has a listener and you know her like you know the characters with playlists and audios, you ain't got no fucking right to decide for us if she's redeemed or deserves to die by garlic poisoning
Assume for yourself, leave everyone else
If you're gonna bring up that we would understand her if we know her side of the story, well guess what? We don't know that yet, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it
3.don't compare Alexis to other villains in the story
Before you come and say "oh but yall simp/don't trash talk vega/blake/quinn/ivan like you do her" count with me
Vega has: a playlist, 2 listeners, a mention and a voice in the imperium and is an important plot point + a main character in the plot
Blake has: a playlist, a listener (two if you will), and is an important plot point + a main character in the plot
Ivan has: a playlist, 2 listeners, a mention and a voice in the imperium + a main character in his story
Quinn has: a mention in the imperium and is a plot point of which a whole playlist was built by (without counting fred's taken down playlist)
What does Alexis have to be worthy enough of comparing to any of those villains?, all she has is 5 minutes in the imperium (while torturing milo,i should add), and she gets killed right after
Next time you wanna compare her to someone else make sure they are
-a side character
-only mentioned in prime
-only voiced in the imperium
-portrait as a villain
Anything else it's invalid
4.why Alexis
Out of ALL the side characters we've seen that has been mentioned/voiced/talked about yall chose to care for her? What makes her so goddamn special????
Miguel is around, brooks is too, christian, ansel exist in that universe, no one seems to care? Why? Why did we never have a discourse over if christian got better or not? We heard about/from him way more then we ever did Alexis
If you like her voice that much, go to "love boldly voice acting asmr", healer is over there, go simp for her
But if your argument includes
-because she's a woman
-because she's a POC
I have news for you, you're sexist and racist, putting a woman above all the other male characters and putting someone with a darker skin shade above all (assumed) white people
if you can't see christian becoming better and still see him as an asshole, but also see Alexis for the better side of her, it's not fucking fair
5.All around Alexis
This is the actual reason i didnt post this on my actual account but fuck it
Yall are insane about Alexis because yall are afraid and brain-washed to think that POC and woman do no wrong, let alone a mix of two
Yall think that
POC/woman = saints
Which as i said racist against any other race yall are putting down for it( in this case white,because somehow having a whole cast of black people≠having a whole cast of white people,and the former is better while the latter is cancel worthy) and sexist because yall cherish her over all other male characters
And that is not your fault, not really, it's what the media made you think, but i wish you realize it before it's too late
I say this as a black person, racism can be against any and all race
6.a reminder
If you think we'll understand Alexis if we hear her side of turning sam
I hope to remind you that:
Sam still hasn't bitten darling not only because he was turned against his will by Alexis
But he has a bad past with biting because of her even before he was turned
:)
That is all i have to offer of now, shall we meet at another discourse,if i didntget banned till then:)
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potterhead marie lu stans
I was rereading Warcross and I was at that scene where Emika gets whisked off to the airport.
The bodyguard’s name was George.
The car called himself Fred.
MARIE LU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
#honestlyyy i miss the hp fred and george#FRED DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE#god#warcross#fred and george#marie lu#emika chen
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working on another smut fic rn 😍 <3
#at least he didnt get killed in the war i mean that's gotta be a plus right?#rip fred#i'd love to die that way too tbh#its what he deserved#alexa play what a heavenly way to die by troye sivan#alexa play dying is a beautiful thing to do by EASHA#alexa play what a wonderful way to die by jonny polovsky or whatever he's called#anyway how is everyone doing? good? bad? let me know :))#n*fw#n sfw#smut#harry potter smut#hp smut#fred smut#fred weasley#fred weasley smut
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ok my dudes i just finished watching all 8 movies of harry potter and i feel so sad. this is gonna haunt me for days
#this is bad i have exams#etc#ANYWAY I REALLY LOVE FRED HE DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE#AND SIRIUS#AND REMUS#AND TONKS#AHHHHH#I EVEN CRIED WHEN HEDWIG DIED#GOD I HAVE TO READ THE ENTIRE SERIES AGAIN#THIS ISN'T GOOD
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/29128368
In. Out.
Summary: It was the day of the funeral. Sometimes it’s hard to forget when you have a good memory. Hard to breathe when reality sets in.
This is Percy Weasley Centric with some George Weasley. Slight Molly and Arthur bashing but nothing bad
In. Out. In. Out.
In. Out. In. Out.
The sound of his breathing was the only thing he heard in his room. That and the creaking of the hold house. His room was almost exactly how he left it when he left. Except the stuff he brought over. It was dark. The only light coming from outside. He was sitting with his back in the corner of the wall and his headboard.
In. Out. In. Out.
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His Mom begged him to stay. He was terrified of breaking her heart all over again. It hasn’t been easy. Most of his family are awkward around him or not happy with him. He was planning to leave after the funeral tomorrow. He looked to the suit hanging off the chair. Even in the dim light he could see the black colour of it. Fred would have hated the dark colour. He always used to joke he didn’t want anyone wearing black at his funeral. Mom never found it funny.
In. Out. In. Out.
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He didnt want to think about it. About anything.
To bad that wasn’t a very controllable thing.
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His first memory was of them. It was very rarely just the one of them. But of the two. They were so small sleeping in their crib and the morning sun was shining thru. Her was reaching his small arm thru the hole. His hand in between them, their tiny hands holding onto his pinky and thumb. He remembered standing for hours like that. Watching them sleep till Fred started fussing and his mom came in.
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Bill and Charlie were so much older compared to him for so long they were his companions. He used to tell his mom that they were his babies. Anywhere they were. He had to be. He cried whenever she took them to a check up without him. He read to them and helped them talk. George’s first word was Fred’s name. Second was Percy. Fred’s was George. Second was Percy. His parents were flabbergasted but thought it was sweet.
In. Out. In. Out.
Eventually Mom was so busy with two babies that their formative years was spent with him. And his with them. Wherever he went they wanted to bed. He didn’t mind. Without them it was so quiet.
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He can’t remember when that changed. He was so excited to go to hogwarts. He forget he couldn’t bring them with him. They begged him not to go. Fred cried and George started throwing his stuff. He remembered feeling lost. Not knowing what to do to help them not be upset. He remembered how his Mom came in and started scolding George. It got worse when she called him Fred. They cried when he got on the train and begged him to write. He promised to never mix them up.
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As time passed and they joined Hogwarts. The bond they had was not the same. He wanted to make his parents proud. He put studying over everything. He didn’t want to be forgotten. It was fine till he became prefect. They took it out on him. They hated how proud she was. How happy she was with it. How she never struggled to remember him like she does them.
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He remembered how bitter he felt. Every joke. Every taunt. Every time they made him feel less. The bond cracking at the corners. He thinks back and wishes to change out much pain they were in. He realized they did it cause they felt like they were less then, but in the moment it hurt how they all laughed. How he was mocked. How even his own parents laughed under their breath when he was mocked. He tried to pretend not to notice. He tried not to think about how Fred and George got what they wanted. He realized later. When all alone with no one on his side. That it was none of their fault. The three of them were hurt by expectations and the pressure thrown. He wished he knew that then.
In. Out.
He got the job she wanted him to. Did exactly what he was told to do. He worked for a man that barely remembered his name and when he got sick and he had to run it by himself. He will never forget the fear and panic that entire year. He was just 18. He felt way over his. Terrified for Harry and Ron’s safety. Worried his boss will never get better. Only for it all to be fake.
In. Out.
His boss was dead the entire time. Fudge wanted to blame it all on him. He remembered the fear. He was scared of his future. His dads future. He was so excited to get the job offer. Not cause he believed the ministry over his family but they weren’t getting fired over his mistake. Only for everyone to get mad. That they only wanted to hire him to spy on them. As if he was nothing. As if his hard work was nothing. He didn’t want to believe that You know who was back. Who would. Especially since Scabbers… he didn’t want to even begin to think of how his beloved Scabbers that he gave to his brother was a grown man. Who would want to believe that. He knows deep down he accepted the truth but in that moment he was angry.
In. Out.
So angry. After doing everything right. No one believed in him. Obviously they were wrong. He stayed with that job for years. They choose him cause he followed orders and did a good job. His family told him he was wrong. He didn’t believe them. He wishes he believed them. To go back in time. To rewind. To forget forever. But he never forgets. No matter how hard he tries. He can’t.
In.
It felt like the world crumbled so fast. It was true he was back from the dead. Scabbers was real. The war was real. And he was too scared to face his family. He stayed at his job. Worked hard. He stopped knowing why he did. To awkward to say a word when they threw peas at him.
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Terrified when the war kicked off. Watched his boss killed. Prayed to god he didn’t believe in to keep his family safe. Saw so many horrible and unjust things in the ministries halls. Tried to keep alive. Stayed only cause that is where he will hear news first of his family. Wished he went back. Wished he never did as he was told. If only he was more like them. He didn’t feel like a Weasley. He felt like a failure. If only he knew how worse it would get.
In
He went to war. They were all alive. Holding his family close mended something in him he didn’t even realize ripped. Only for it to be torn apart with a joke. He tries to remember. But only remembers his face. Stuck forever in a laugh. A laugh he caused.
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It felt like the world ended. Instead the war did. They won but did they really. He didn’t even want to go home but Mom wouldn’t let go. No one really spoke to him. Bills said a few words. Charlie a hug. Dads avoiding him and Ron and Ginny glare. They blame him. He heard them. They wished it was him instead.
In
He wished that to
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“He doesn’t feel like he should be here”
In
“Or be alive when Fred’s not”
Out
“He knows they all think it”
In
“He doesn’t blame them”
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“It’s not fair he got to live when Fred didn’t”
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He barely noticed his breathing pick up. How it’s getting harder to breathe
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“How was he supposed to go on? To live. While his precious brother doesn’t”
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“He doesn’t even feel like he deserves to mourn”
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“He can’t breath”
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“He wondered if he would die if lack of air”
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He doesn’t notice when the door opens
Or when someone sits next to him
He does notice when someone pulls him against them. Whispering. He couldn’t hear them the blood was rushing past his hears like tidal waves about to drown him
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The feel of them holding him helps ground him to his surroundings. He knows what they're saying.
“In. Out. It’s okay. Breath slowly”
In. Out.
He took a deep breath and realized who it was that held him. George. No one has really seen him leave his room and here he was.
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“It’s okay. Just breathe. Your okay” George whispered against his shoulder. His voice cracking and body shaking as if he didn’t calm down George would start.
In. Out.
He forced himself to calm down. His words stuck in his throat. He held onto George for dear life.
“ it wasn’t your fault you know. Fred wouldn’t blame you. He would be glad you lived. He forgave you years ago. Even wanted to apologize”
He pulled back from George as his breath shuddered. He starred with watery eyes at George’s own. He realized he was talking out loud earlier. George must have heard him.
“I’m so sorry” his voice sounded tiny even to his own ears.
George’s face crumbled. He pulled Percy back to him “ just don’t leave again” they both knew he wasn’t just apologizing for leaving. Both too exhausted and in pain to go back and forth on whether or not it was Percy's fault.
In. Out. In. Out.
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By the time they were both breathing normally the sun was higher. They could hear their mother downstairs and their great aunt speaking to her.
They moved away from each other. That’s when Percy realized George was already dressed. He snorted his hand over the black fabric and frowned. “ he would have hated all the dark colours. “
George looked up at him with that look in his eye as if he was planning something.
An hour later they were both headed downstairs in their suits with bright colours. The colours were mix matched. The pocket on Percys was purple. The shirt orange. The jacket Green. George’s was reversed.
When they got downstairs and the ones downstairs started. George paid them no mind and went to go sit. Percy felt his anxiety spike and breathing falter. George grabbed his hand and dragged him behind him. Daring anyone to say anything.
Their mom saw them and her own breath hitched. She rushed forward and hugged them.
It felt like things would be okay.
After today.
In. Out. In. Out.
In. Out. In. Out.
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Do u think fps willingness to let his son bring senior into his life was complicated by the feelings of guilt he maybe has about being a bad father to j*ghead and it's making him second guess if he's in the wrong and/or if he doesn't deserve this shit happening to him as retribution for all the ways he fucked up and it all comes back to his self loathing again...
i think its bad lazy inconsistent writing
but if i HAVE to make sense of it.... i do believe theres a part of fp that feels guilty for depriving jughead of having a grandfather bc theres also that bit of information where like... senior was sending jughead books every year for his birthday but fp either like didnt say who they were from or .... something i dont remember and i dont care to look it up lmfao but even if all of that is wrong i still think fp would carry guilt for not having a better relationship with his father even if senior was the one who left and senior was the one who caused all the problems to begin with. i think fp desperately wanted his kids to have a different, better upbringing than he did and when he couldnt give that to them it put all the blame on his shoulders
and hes still so scared of his dad like when jugheads talking about bringing him around it is plain as day on fps face he does not want to do that! so the fact that he says “well i cant go anywhere even if he does come” is like.... thats some shit. idk it was giving me vibes like flashing back to all the times fp could never say no to senior as a kid. like that man still has power over him its fucked up....
OH AND (ok im getting away from the message but i have to get this off my chest lmfao) JUGHEAD IS SITTING THERE LIKE “HE SAYS HES SORRY FOR WHAT HE DID TO YOU AND GRANDMA AND HE KNOWS IT WAS WRONG AND HES CHANGED” LIKE BITCH ???? YOU THINK THAT ABSOLVES HIM FROM PHYSICAL FUCKING ABUSE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?????? JUGHEAD DIE CHALLENGE (like i know realistically jughead probably doesnt even know the full extent of what senior did but to have him say that shit right after archie was right there and left has me LIVID fp couldve been having a good time yelling at his dumbass (affectionate) child for street fighting after he told him not to and then archie crying about fred and they can cry together instead hes suffering psychological damage from his dumbass (derogatory) son i hate it here)
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god im watching someone play harry potter 1 for the ps1 bc he he nostalgia, and the guy was talking to fred nd george and he went ‘wow sucks one of you is gonna die eventually huh’ and as someone who repressed/forgot that, THAT was a punch to the gut OOF
#god.....one of the most invalid things jkr did tbh#god now that i think abt it so many people died fuck#lupin too ndsirius nd tonks in particular were absolute bastard moves on jkrs part#like...i GET people die esp in that sitation but STILL#CMON#fred got me the msot tho oof he and george are my fave hp characters#nd i got so into the nostalgia of those ps1/ps2 games for the first few films#where they had their lil shop nd you could buy things from them with beans..oof#emma rambles#hp#fred didnt deserve that op!!! dude was like 20-21 at the most what the FUCK#he was like my age jesus#i still cant believe she did that i still dont think its set in like...after 12 or so years hdjkfhkdfj
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also hp 🥺
send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…
the first character i ever fell in love with: hermione !! i really identified w her (not bc she's smart... but bc of her hair + the fact that everyone thought she was annoying lmao)
a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: snape and dumbledore. i used to like them, but after reconsidering the story..... snape can die again idc & dumbledore... not a fave but he's ok
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: dramione oops dont kill me, we didnt have a lot of french fanfictions that werent dramione i did what i had to do
my ultimate favorite character™: draco. a lot of my irl friends hate him so every time there's a hp discourse im like.... DRACO STAN DRACO STAN and they usually stop talking lmao
prettiest character: im sorry but harry doesnt know what he's talking abt: the slytherins are Hot. dont tell me blaise & pansy aren't gods.......... also fleur delacour ofc & cedric diggory.
my most hated character: snape. i hate him so much. sO MUCH
my OTP: uh idk to be honest ? im not super invested in hp ships anymore. i kinda like the idea of harry & hermione, or ginny & pansy.
my NOTP: all the weird ships man... all of them
favorite book: idk its been a while. i kinda liked the last ones bc the vibes were sad and angst's my jam
saddest death: fred & dobby.......... fred & dobby oof
favorite scenes: uh?? no idea, the quidditch scenes were cool. also every time hermione was a badass know - it - all <3
least favorite scenes: snape being snape
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: sNAPE. do i need to say it again......
my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: i know next to nothing abt cc.......... but delphi owns me
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: luna !! she's so sweet i love her sm
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: drarry op... if its done right
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: uh hermione & ron ? neville & luna ? ginny & harry ?
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(in no particular order) things i h8 about hp and will never forgive jkr for (spoilers,,,obviously)
theres literally no way remus would believe that sirius killed jily. theres. no. way.
the prank. this seems so out of character jkr what were you thinking sirius would never do that to remus they were BROTHERS
the idea that snape deserved a redemption arc but draco didnt
slytherins werent allowed to fight in the final battle
harry & ginny's 2nd child's name
harry wth do you mean he was the braveST MAN YOU EVER KNEW WHATTHEFUCK
literally just snapes entire existence bUT SPECIFICALLY THE DOUBLE AGENT THING HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ON DUMBLEDORES SIDE BUT THAT DOESNT EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS HE'S STILL A SHITTY GUY
WHY DIDNT SIRIUS GET A TRIAL
remus x tonks
freds death
CEDRICS DEATH
regulus black did NOT deserve to die
cedric was such a good guy wtf im ugly crying again
dumbledore
i fkn hate that guy
he is manipulative and NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT
fuck dumbledore
anyways
snape did not in any way deserve a redemption arc (see number 3 of this list)
in conclusion jkr i dont like u
thank u for ur time
#potter#harrypotter#jkrolwing#anti jkr#severus snape#im mad about it#im so angry#hp marauders#marauders era#sirius and regulus
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the pics are wip but ive had this post in my drafts long enough hglhfdlgk
ng+ doodles and notes: dark yes man
There's a ghost in my home, but it’s better than being alone
Reading read receipts with no replyin
Yes, my house is haunted- that’s just what I wanted
Read receipts with no replyin
#is someone going to kill romeo #also this mans fell off the tightrope a LONG time ago lmao #lor what are u doing to this poor red man
=)
so i had two thots as i was watching mcsm for the first time n the first seeds of ng+ were sprouting in mine mind, namely:
- fred didnt get enough screentime, but how could their story/character be given screentime without flashbacks?
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- you call THAT being sorry? a single tree in a tiny pocket of an area hidden away behind 600 stages of mobs and several layers of bedrock? you call that remorse for killing your best friend? why should he get to run and hide from what he did? does he think he deserves to?? like, maybe canon romeo does, but i dont know him.
that was the out-of-universe thought process. in-universe, his creation went like this:
1. the admins, after a long while of interacting only with villagers, decided to try giving humans a go.
2. fred created steve; xara, alex; and romeo the third. these were the first attempts so they were closer to admins than humans.
3. that’s all fine and dandy, but romeo was incredibly lonely and wanted someone to talk to who would share all his opinions no matter what.
4. romeo can create “npcs” (different from humans and villagers- theyre basically just robots).
5. thus was born red, or “reasoning efficiency determinator”!
6. the third human sees “red” and is like “cool, free empty vessel. i sort of hate being me so i’m sure he won’t mind if i borrow this guy, i’ll even keep pretending to be his confidant.”
7. this was great until romeo got back from killing fred and, upon telling him what he’d just done, red changed his skin to look like fred and romeo took this as proper ‘atonement’. after all, why change the behaviour that led to you killing your best friend when you could just have basically their ghost follow you around for eternity in a self-flagellatory mockery of their memory? that sounds good, right?
some notes:
- does not generally open his eyes, as he can never get those right
- all his mannerisms- voice, body, and personality- read like an already oversimplified portrait of fred (oh, kind and gentle and all-loving) that underwent a heavy amount of water damage (though he may sound like them and have their speech patterns down pat, he says and does things fred would be horrified by).
part of it is that he's superficially very soft and gentle with romeo, up until he suddenly isnt- and then goes back to being soft and gentle- and then says something absolutely vile- etc etc. he likes to mock romeo for still being in love with fred and occasionally forgetting that he is not fred; sometimes romeo wants to use red to pretend fred is still alive and red plays along with it just long enough for it to really sting when he pulls the rug out from under him. ouch
- lives in terminal space; jesse meets him there if they become champion, and in the sunshine institute if not
- acts as romeo’s alarm clock by standing over him in a cloak every morning and going “you sleep rather soundly for a murderer” (or did so before romeo realized the nightmares were never going to stop and he gave up on sleeping)
- all of romeo’s problems but like, bassboosted (I WANT NOTHING BUT PAIN AND MEANINGLESS DESTRUCTION. I DO NOT WANT TO GET BETTER. I WANT TO BURN AND TAKE YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME. I AM INHERENTLY BETTER THAN YOU. I AM DISGUSTING AND WORTHLESS. I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ALIVE AND I, RIGHTEOUS AND VENGEFUL, AM TAKING OUT MY RESENTMENT ON EVERYONE ELSE. I PUNISH EVERYONE ELSE FOR WHAT I HATE IN MYSELF. IT ISN'T WORTH IT TO LET OTHERS GET CLOSE IF SOMEDAY THEYLL BE GONE AND I’LL HURT. I DESERVE TO HURT. I DON’T WANT TO BE HURT. I DON'T WANT TO BE DOING THIS. I WANT TO GET BETTER. I WANT TO BE FREE. I WANT ALL OF US TO BE FREE. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE. I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO LOVE YOU. I WISH I WEREN'T AFRAID OF LOVE. I WISH I WEREN'T AFRAID. I HATE THIS. I HATE ALL OF THIS. I HATE YOU I HATE THIS MISERABLE UNIVERSE AND MOST OF ALL I HATE MYSELF.)
- kind of like this post
- if fred was benvolio red is tybalt
- final boss in ng+; when jesse is coming close to taking the admin’s powers away red finally drops the act, because herobrine doesn’t know how to exist without hating the admin anymore and if the admin gets better he doesn’t know what he’ll do. it can’t happen. they have to stay in this miserable place together, forever. he can’t get better.
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the handmaid’s tale s3ep12 thoughts
under the cut because spoilers
as soon as eleanor came into june’s room i had a bad feeling for her. I just knew
when june took the tea or whatever into the conference room part of me was hoping nick would be standing there like earlier in the season
it was great to see june be happy even if it was just for a few seconds
okay fred sucks but he’s right about serena
she’s selfish, it’s always about her, etc
she is so fucking delusional too... “my daughter needs me”
bitch... she’s fine
she’s a baby
she doesn’t remember you
she’s happy with luke and moira
what about your meeting with her months ago gave you the idea she needs you??
GOD BLESS MOIRA
MY QUEEN
She said everything that needed to be said and MORE
honestly did not care for Tuello telling moira it was uncalled for but her “fuck you” made up for it
I want Moira yelling at Serena to be projected on my tomb stone
Again in this episode we have two weird tuello kind of flirting with serena moments? I still stand by my prediction that an affair will happen or that something similar will. But I also think tuello could be playing the long game with serena and plans to stab her in the back after gaining her trust. Because in s2 he was literally like “that’s not your baby” and now he’s getting her contraband so and the only thing that really adds up is him playing the good cop role.
Luke punching fred was so goddamn satisfying but DID LUKE GET HIS NOTEBOOK (idk what was in it but seems important)
the social worker telling serena that holly had stranger anxiety bless up. Yvonne’s acting was so good though it’s like she had the desperation for everything to fill into place but because she’s delusional her love for holly was idealized and not actually real. And then the social worker called her out again for calling herself holly’s mom. I could see serena regretting turning fred in when her time with holly ends up not being what she expected
I honestly don’t have a lot of thoughts about eleanor dying or june letting her die.... character wise i feel like eleanor probably would have committed suicide in canada because she wouldnt be able to have the life she wanted. Even though she was the sweetest soul and didnt deserve to die
As for june... I kind of interpreted her kissing eleanor’s head as her actually caring for eleanor and having that thought the she was too fragile to move to canada and death would be kinder to her. But I do think a big part of it was because she felt eleanor was a danger to the plan
just had this thought... but june is kind of treating the plan as a hyperfixation to keep her mind off of everything. I think shes a boss and is doing the plan for the right reasons and that she genuinely does want to get the kids out. But I think she is still slightly suicidal and does not care if she dies. And I think this season has really isolated june especially from nick where nick was normally her emotional crutch and outlet and since she doesn’t have that everything is going to the plan
plus the fact she doesn’t know where hannah is has isolated her as well and taken away a lot of her hope
im not surprised lawrence seems to be moving forward with the plan but i didn’t really understand that sinister look he gave june or the subtitles even said “sinister music” like why did it have to go dark
#the handmaid's tale#the handmaid's tale spoilers#elisabeth moss#june osborne#nick blaine#max minghella#serena joy waterford#yvonne strahovski#fred waterford#joseph fiennes#luke bankole#o-t fagbenle#samira wiley#mark tuello#bradley whitford#commander lawrence#thtspoilers#tht#handmaid's tale#mine
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My comments while watching Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Holy holy holy holy shiiitttt
HarryYYYY POTAHH
Dumbldore you sneaky old man 😏
PROFESOR SLUGHORN !!! Not a big fan of him but I do love the actor
Regulus…………….LOVE HIM ❤
I FORGOT THE WEASLEY TWINS ARE NOT IN HOGWARTS 😭😭😭
They’re still so hot and cute and I love them and i want to hug them and never let go because FRED 😭❤
Snape, snape, SEVERUS SNAPE and his amazing performance to be faithful to the dark lord 👌
Tf is Draco going…I forgot about this part
Draco is so cute…I love Tom Felton❤
Fucking commercial are taking longer than the movie…
CU CUU BITCHES TROUBAAALS COMING BACK TO HOGWARTSSS
shit I love Luna so much
BECAUSE HE IS A DEATHEATER BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF HIS FATHER! HARRY STOP ACCUSING PEOPLE !YOU STUPID!
Pansy………….
Draco smart Draco PUNCH KICK PUNCH… Thats for eavesdropping Harry..Stupid
‘Nice face Potter!“ ohh Draco and your insults…fucking gotta love him
I wish I had as big as apetite as Ron…oh wait…i do….
Its so funny that Tom Riddle is translated into Mark Neelstin in my language and Voldemort into Mrlakenstein….
SHIT MCGONNGAL I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCHHH “Pottah, take Weasley with you, he looks far to happy over there.” yasss my fav line
FELIX FELICIS…really why do they even translate it..the translation is terrible
Hermoine is so confused that Harry’s better than her…i love her…poor Hermoine..you’re smart Hermoine
Dumbldore you sneaky old man 😏😏
Dumbldore with short hair…MAKE A MAN BUN!! I WANT A MAN BUN ON DUMBLDORE!!!
The time Dumbldore told Tom Riddle he’s a wizard and fucked up the whole world 👏👏
DRACO AGAIN❤❤ i just want to give him a hug..he doesnt deserve this
FUCK COMMERCIALS…ALWAYS WHEN DRACO COMES ON….
NOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT…thats for going to the bathroom to pee…fuck…
GO RON YOU GOT THIS…PROTECT THAT HOOP RONALD
“The binding is fragile.” Harry has the best excuses in the world…Great liar might I say 👌👌
Shit thats creepy…HAGRID TO SAVE THE DAY… i always imagined Katie Bell as a blonde….
How can you translate Severus to Rebeus
STOP BLAMING DRACO HARRY! God if you have no proof than dont do it.
“She’s got nice skin.” LMAO HARRY 😂😂
Harry is so funny at the scene where Hermoine says her parents are dentist and Harry is like all smiley and stuff just so adorable
“I’m sorry sir. Forgive me. He killed my parents.” aren’t you just a smooth talker Harry…seriously…
GO GINNY !!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST QUIDDITCH MATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN!
Its time to be a big brother now Harry..Hermoine needs you
I see you Draco Malfoy 😉😉
Im so happy Harry thinks Luna is a cool person BECAUSE SHE IS
I cringe at the translation *facepalm*
I bet youre proud Harry for making Cormac puke on Snape…I saw your smug face 😂😂
Draco is so cute when hes angry…so adorable.
All he wants to do is make Lucious proud pleaseeeee dont make him suffer
Co co co mercialssss
FRED AND GEORGE
Shiiiiiiiittt MOOOOOONNNNNNYYYYYY YAIAAIAIIAIAIAIAIAIA 🙌🙌🙌🙌
TONKS ❤❤❤❤
No mom..the movie is still not over
BELATRIX is so wicked…bad…but wicked
HARRY YOU ARE SO STUPID SHE WANTS YOU TO RUN AFTER HER!!!
Run remus run!
Kill the bitch who killed your boyfriend
NOOOOOO THE BURROWWWW 😭molly
What happened to the guy who played Tom Riddle in Chamber of Secrets…i prefered him
Dumbldore you sneaky old man 😏
Snape translated to Raws..just…oh god
Yes he did and Harry you are a terrible spy..cant believe Slughorn didnt find out this sooner
Oh the awkwardnes and Dumbledores comments to break the awkward silence
HOTIE HERE HOTIE THERE DRACO MALFOY EVERYWHERE 🙌🙌
He looks sooo good in a vest 😏
No harry! NO! LEAVE HIM ALONE! DONT YOU DARE HARRY! NO! Fuck you harry! Good thing i’ll know he’ll survive or i would kill you myself…fuck Voldemort I would just throw a rock in your face
Thank you snape for saving my baby…honestly Harry I love you but you’re just so stupid
Why did my dad come home..im still in my pijamas….
This is where the awkward kiss happens…shit..shit…i hate those cringey scenes
lmaoo my dad brought an empty bowl of cookies ..moving on to the movie
NO MOM THE MOVIE IS STILL NO OVER!”
lmaooo Harry being high on Felix Felicis and Slughorn taking Aragorg poison while Hagrid is grieving is so funny…I love this movie
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LILLY GAVE HIM FRANCIS THE FISH OH MY LORD ITS SO SADDD
Not so sneaky now are we Dumbldore 😏😏 Didn’t see that coming
Dumbldore he’s 17 can’t you take Snape or McGonngal … Honestly..
But like….just before you die…can’t you make a man bun…just…my dying wish is to see you in a man bun Dumby
Dumbldore is dead….no man bun for me
I hate the last three parts cuz they are soo saaadddd
Okay I’m done..im going to cry now bc its not fair.
R.A.B- Regulus Arcturus Black….im gonna name my son that
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riverdale episode thoughts
WARNING: SPOILERS (obvi)
- FP deserves technically to go to jail BUT ALSO NO HE CAN’T
- from ep 1 ive said Fred Andrews deserves better and he still does!!!
- “he’s your father veronica, not the Godfather”
- AW LOOK BETTY ARCHIE FRIENDSHIP SO CUTE
- VARCHIE BETTER SURVIVE THIS EPISODE!!!
- DON’T NOT LEAVE MY PAL JUGHEAD HE DID THE MOST WITH THIS FUCKING INVESTIGATION
- “why are people so afraid of the truth” YAS BETTY
- AW BETTY IS HAPPY FOR THEM YAY
- but also why did archie play it down like that like my pal ronnie isnt just a few kisses
- cheryl deserves better but she’s also a bitch so idk how to feel
- ARCHIE BETTER NOT START DEVELOPING FEELINGS FOR BETTY NOW BC I WILL FLIP MY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE - HERMIONE YOU CAN’T SOLVE EVERYTHING WITH MOMEY!!! YOU LITERALLY CANT JUST BUY OUT HIS BUSINESS HIS LIFE I S2G - SO THERE IS GONNA BE A JUMP HERE BC I DIDNT SAVE SOME STUFF AND IM NOT GOING BACK TO IT - - CHERYL IS BEING NICE BUT SHE CANT GIVE AWAY THE RIVERVIXENS!!!! - AW POLLY I LOVE HER - how can you hide going to school you literally can’t do that. - JUGHEAD CAN’T LEAVE ARCHIE’S HOUSE!!! my heart hurts - NO DIFFERENT SCHOOL - MY HEART HURTS - OKAY BUT WHY ISN’T ANYBODY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS ACTUALLY DOING THE DEAL!!!! like FP says they are innocent but nobody seems to care or believe him - JUGHEAD EATING A BURGER!!! - aw i need ronnie and jughead needed more scenes - um idc about betty rn what about what cheryl was saying - NVM WHO THE HELL DOES THAT - HOW CAN YOU THREATEN A HIGH SCHOOLER WITH PIG BLOOD - AW ARCHIE JUST WANTS TO SUPPORT HIS FRIENDS - aw jughead!!!! I WANT TO HUG HIM MAKING INFERENCES ABOUT SUICIDE!! - im still curious to what cheryl was gonna say - HERMIONE DONT PUT RONNIE TO DO YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS STFU - why is Fred Andrews the only real good parent. - Alice shut up. - YAS BETTY PREACH - i always forget betty’s full name is elizabeth lmao - i forgot about that omg now i want to know alice spill. - OH SHIT BETTY ROAST HER!!! - cheryl is honestly about to crack rn i feel like she is going to harm herself - ALICE ACTUALLY SPILLS - BROTHER. - WHAT THE FUCK ALICE - GET THEM BACK!!!! - i love veronicas reaction aww - real talk is why do they have a payphone in school - WHY THE RUNNING MONTAGE IM CRYING - if this school is so bad how did people not notice them wtf - WOW JUGHEAD MADE FRIENDS - how is riverdale even big enough for two school districts - I KNEW SHE WAS ATTEMPTING I KNEW IT!!!!! - ALSO VARCHIE ISNT GOING TO LAST AND IM CRYING - IM SCREAMING NO OMG - OMG ARCHIES BLEEDING - THATS A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD TF - COME ON CHERYL DONT DIE ON ME - okay but how did they just leave school - OMG YAY SHES ALIVE - BUT I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO TRY - random but i love veronicas dress - HERMIONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. - OKAY BUT WHO ARE THEY RUINING THIS EP JUGHEAD OR VARCHIE BC NOW IM CONFUSED - archie has such a big head compared to ronnie - AW VARCHIE BETTER LIVE ON I SWEAR - JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS + ARCHIE IS WHAT I WILL LIVE FOR - ALSO RONNIE IS STILL SINGING WITH THE PUSSYCATS YAS - Jughead Jones deserves the world. - the guy who plays FP is such a good actor like he is so underrated - i already know she is going to make this speech super about jughead and FP - kevin needed to be in this episode more - I KNEW IT!! I CALLED IT!! - how has the mayor not stopped her speech yet tho - kevins clapping was adorable - again a skip bc my stupid mother fucking phone keeps crashing - - looks like jughead isn't asexual lol thats gonna be controversial - also the serpents are such cockblocks - and i love the song playing in the background - and i live for Jughead the serpent tbh - i love varchie so much - ARCHIE IS HAPPY HE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY - OMF WHAT WHO CAN HURT POP TATE - DONT SHOOT FRED - IM GOING TO CRY!!! - "it was anything but random" THEORY: THE LODGES HIRED THEM TO SHOOT FRED!!!!!!!!
#riverdale#riverdale theories#riverdale season 1#episode thoughts with gigi#betty cooper#veronica lodge#archie andrews#jughead jones#fp jones#cheryl blossom#alice cooper#polly cooper#bughead#varchie#southside serpents
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sometimes when fp's dad was really angry/drunk he'd throw him out of the house or fp would just have to leave to avoid getting wailed on even worse and that was okay in the summer even at night because he had friends and he could just walk around but in WINTER... whoo boy it got so cold and if fred wasnt home or he wasnt willing to admit to fred what had happened hed end up sitting somewhere in the snow, back against a brick wall in a too thin jacket flicking his lighter on and off to keep warm
and he'd do that for hours.. sometimes if he was lucky he'd find somewhere out of the wind (sometimes it was a phone booth and sometimes he'd stand in there talking to fred for hours and hours late at night im stealing this from a bruce springsteen sermon but its FACTS) but sometimes he couldnt and he came real close to freezing to death.. sometimes his fingers would get so cold he couldnt turn the lighter back on and hed laugh thinking of him dying of cold with a lighter in his hand
sometimes he'd HOPE that hypothermia would get him just so he'd never have to go back to that house and his dad. sometimes his hands got so numb that he'd be burning the skin off with the lighter and wouldn't even feel it until he realized his hand was smoking. the lighter was tiny and didnt really help but it was something. fp's so sick of the cold sometimes he feels like he's been cold his whole life.
most of the time it'd get unbearable and he'd end up knocking on freds door/window anyway, whatever his commitment to keeping him out of this. but the space of time between him being thrown out and him finally getting cold enough to go to fred got bigger and bigger each time. one day it was five hours in the freezing cold. then six. fred opens his door at 3am on the darkest night of winter and fps standing out there with ice in his eyelashes and cold blisters on his fingers. hes been out since 9
there's no heat left in fps body, ice is crusted in his hair and his fingernails are purple. fred reaches out to touch him and his skin is just so cold. fred asks how long he's been out there and fp shrugs and says "a couple of hours" its been more but he doesnt want to worry him. fred gets him inside so fast, lights a fire, bundles him up in blankets. he knows fps avoiding his dad but he doesnt say anything. just says he should have come to him earlier, and fp shrugs.
it takes ages for fp's skin to go back to its normal colour. at one point fred picks up his hands and breathes on them to make them warmer and kisses his fingers
and fred knows that fp stayed out until he couldnt stand it anymore, asks him gently why he didnt come sooner, stroking the cold skin of fps hand with his thumb, but he already knows the answer, already knows fp's proud, and hurt, and embarrassed, and doesn't want to impose, but ore than anything that fp is always doing everything he can to keep fred separate from all the hurt in his world, to keep fred soft and safe and away from all the dark things but fred loves all of fp even the bad stuff
and he wants to be involved in fps life so desperately, no matter how dark it is but fp!!! would rather die than let harm come to fred and thats why he feels so helpless 25 years later when he leans freds been shot: hes spent his whole life trying to keep fred from being involved, trying to keep his dirty hands off, trying to keep the dark stuff away from him and none of it mattered and it just solidifies for him that fred deserves better that hes always been no good for fred
fp knows that no matter how much he pretended he wouldnt or fred INSISTED he wouldnt that fps still dragging fred down into trouble, and he knows that whenever he slipped up as a kid and showed up at freds door and got him involved, got him dirty, that it was because he wanted him, greedily, agonizingly, and that hes been lying to himself all this time because he wanted him so bad he wanted to believe him when he said fp was good for him but hes NOT
i...am SHOOK to my very core. i am CRYING !!
fp feeling like hes been cold his whole life ?? fp feeling helpless over fred being shot?? FP TRYING TO KEEP FRED PURE AND NOT TAINT HIM ??? WOW ???? 10/10 really fucked me up thanks
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So my friend @elianadiana1106 is known to say some weird things. Here are 200 of them:
1. Snow be gonner
2. Cars are weird. Its like a room full of couches that moves.
3. Ok. But what are mailboxes. Its like. A mailbox is a box that humans that dont know you will send you stuff. And its socially unacceptable to open someone elses box but why?WHY WHY IS THAT? WHY IS IT UNACCEPTABLE TO OPEN SOMEONE ELSES BOX?
4. Names. Are a random selection of words. Like hannah. Ellie. Alicia. Why alicia. Why.
5. When i was little i was scared of fences.
6. One time isa was chasing me with a toad i named him fred and she made me hold him and if i didnt shed make him pee on me.
7. Lockers are tiny closets
8. Why arent electronic library cards a thing yet
9. Sometimes i wonder what life would be like without cupcakes and i cry
10. Scary guys scare me
11. You know what should be illegal? Pinapple on pizza.
12. What are houses. Theyre like caves but not.
13. Bears are scary. Theyre like giant dogs with teeth and claws.
14. It was a car except it wasnt a car.
15. Not that i know what a crying cat sounds like
16. *puts glasses in mouth* *bites down* ow
17. Whats a brain tho. Its like a box but its not a box. Its an oval. And it has all of your memories and your conscience in it and if you hit it too hard you do.
18. What is the purpose of eyebrows. I dont see an actual use for them except making sure they are on fleek.
19. I was in my living room and then my brother came in and punched me.
20. Why do people have hair. Does it protect them from being cold or something
21. What if there are aliens on earth but they look just like look just like humans so we cant differentiate
22. Why do colors clash. Why do some colors look good together and others dont. What if my red is your blue.
23. What happens if someone eats a phone
24. *sings veggie tales song* that reminds me of swedish men
25. Is that a trampoline?? Oh wait no thats my reflection nevermind
26. Glasses are like hey whats up i cant see anything so let me just put up this piece of glass in front of my eye so i can see. And tadaah the glasses were born
27. *looks out the window* Oh hey such niceness
28. *hits her head on the window* im a mess *hits her head on bus seat* owwwwww
29. Someone is calling my name *looks up* is it you god??
30. Look its my favorite emoji because it reminds me of a gorilla (shes talking about this one>😤)
31. Bushes are like baby trees except they dont grow up
32. Speaking of scarring, The lion king made me cry
33. Why do people wear bright colored bookbags
34. Windows are like eyes into the home
35. Im twelve. Oh wait i lied no im thirteen.
36. I know how to Karate
37. Look im wearing fuzzy. Theyre the best of all pants. No other pants can compare
38. *is talking to Isa through a door* Well if yuh wanna talk to me, just pick the lock. Cuz apparently, you can do that
39. Mom wants me and mom is above you
40. I like busses. Theyre like catterpillars. Theyre long and they roll along
41. What if my chin had eyes
42. What id your eyes were your nostrils and your nostrils were your eyes
43. Im short. Kinda like a pudgy cupcake
44. Pigs are like cows except they give out milk.
45. Shut up and pretend im smart
46. Shut up and let me talk
47. *discusses the possibilities of rainbow snow* rain snow. Its like rainbow but its. Its smart appreciate it.
48. Help i need life alert
49. I rip out my hair for fun sometimes
50. Im pretty sure shes austrian. I dont know why. Just. Austrian.
51. Is this cold. *touches it* Oh yes very cold.
52. I know everything
53. Have you ever been a murder gorilla before?
54. Blue raspberry isnt even a thing. What are they feeding us?!
55. One time i ate a cat. But i didnt like it very much
56. I need to think of something funny to say. Becuase i like to make things funny.
57. So garbage cans are like portable dumpsters
58. What if theres a dimension where instead of there being people and it snowing, theres snow people and it rains flesh
59. Dying wasnt on my bucket list
60. so YOURE the one who ate MY pudding cup
61. Why are they called mason jars. Did mason design them? WHOS MASON? They should be called ellie jars. We all know that ellie is way better than mason
62. Where was the lightbulb invented
63. BEFORE you say anything. Do you remember Pinky Dinky Doo
64. Its like a freakin blueberry with a face
65. Dont bite your friends *sings* “Dont. Dont. Dont bite your friends”
66. I should be doing homework but instead im watching Yo Gabbah Gabbah
67. *sings the backyardigans theme song*
68. *sings the veggie tales theme song*
69. Do you remember junior the asparagus *starts singing moana*
70. So if i owned a pinetree, could i call it minetree
71. Red pandas are better than dolphins
72. *lydia starts talking* IS THAT YOU GOD
73. What if the firemen start the fires to keep them employed
74. Tic tac toe, pick one. One of them have to die.
75. Does derp and snerp rhyme
76. *touches nose to my phone* nose phone
77. Singing. Its just like stairs. I get out of breath.
78. One time i had a dream that i had to slay a dragon. It killed me.
79. One time i was walking my grandmas dog and a cat attacked me.
80. Are hearing aids glasses for the ears
81. Whats the difference between right twix and left twix
82. HEY LOOK THERES A DUCKY
83. Morgan is a russian spy?
84. What if you could take your eye out and see into someones soul?
85. Can fish drown? Like can they drown on air?
86. I had a dream where Logan got stabbed last night?
87. FIRE HYDRANT!
88. lions? I dont have any lions
89. Cinderella can go dig a hole and die in it
90. Thats sooooo ugly. Cinderella can wear it
91. I dont even like orange soda but i drink it because its sugar and i LOVEEEEEEE sugar
92. Oh no sweety those shoes do not go with that dress, unless youre Cinderella
93. I have a burning hatred for Cinderella
94. WHAT THE HECK IS– oh its me
95. Its time to listen to MY songs. Buckle up buddy.
96. If i was an animal i would be an irrawaddy dolphin. I am. An iraqaddy dolphin
97. Im DONE with this long hair. Im cutting it off.
98. Have you heard me sing? Thats not the sound of potential. Thats the sound of death
99. If you had a girl child what would you name her (i say i dont know). Youre right. Lily is a great name
100. HANDSTAND. No wait i cant do it i will break my neck
101. *makes the verbal sound for: “GAHSBXICIWOEBDKDIQ” *
102. Did someone say bork
103. What if four wasnt a number
104. *sings*: NOW YOU KNOWWWW WITH ELLIE YOUR DAILY INFORMATIONAL THING. YEAH.
105. Some people. Theyre like walls.
106. I didnt know its body fell off. Somebody shouldve given me a heads up.
107. *reads: I like trees* he better stay away from minetre
108. It feels like a worm entering my ear
109. I give up
110. You know how carter has 753 pens in his sock? That really SOCKS for him. Ha. Ha. Ha.
111. MAKE ME. oh wait you cant cuz youre on the other side of a locked door
112. SENTIENT TACOS ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY WATCH YOU.
113. SENTIENT WALLS. I HAVE FOUR OF THEM.
114. I had a dream that i killed a man
115. Its just a wallet. His name is walley. NO ITS A SENTIENT WALLET. that makes cents HA HA ha. Ha. That was good
116. I look like a naked mole rat
117. How did different kinds of birds come to be different
118. Hes a manager. Hes really good at managing things. And apparently hes a certified scuba diver
119. I kill at wii baseball ‘kay
120. The Miis creep me out like hey im the mini you living in the screen
121. Im single and i know it
122. The next dude who comes near me i will punch him in yhe throat. I will conventiently make sure its seamus
123. NO. THERES BUBBLE WRAP BUT ITS TAPED TO THE INSIDE SO I CANT POP IT EFFICIENTLY
124. Its like waves… but its not but it is
125. *phone buzzes* SHUT UP
126. A stylis. Its like a pencil for you phone
127. SO MANY SCREEN PROTECTORS
128. Go buy some new jeans. You dont need SCISSORS SARAH.
129. My friends say im weird. But i dont really think im weird you know.
130. Hes so tall. Hes like a freakin giraffe. Hows the air up there buddy?
131. Why the heck and i cutting holes in perfectly good jeans. I dont even like jeans.
132. I have 67 cats at home
133. What did cave people paint with? Their blood?
134. dude it’s the perfect weather to play tornado in
135. MIKE WAZOWSKI
136. Grass. Its like tini miniature trees. Im not wrong. Broccoli is a mini forrest
137. Seamus has an empty cardboard box in his room and i stole it and made it into a spaceship
138. That girl looks like me. She just want “agh” and just. Same.
139. The blankies name is dora. Dont ask why. Not my blankie tho. My blankies name is blue. I slipped on dora when i had my laptop in my lap.
140. Cinderella deserves nothing.
141. Morgan is a russian spy
142. LOOK ITS AN OLD GUY. i bet he has three dead bodies in his basement
143. A flute. You can shove it down their neck. And when their wheezing for breath beautiful melodies come out
144. The ninjas house is a bit further down.
145. Its like somewhere over the rainbow
146. I was just singing the entire soundtrack because why not.
147. Why do cars come in different colors? But the same inside colors?
148. Is it spelled nartz or narts
149. These people on my street painted their house mustard yellow and I don’t like it
150. How dis clowning start. Like hey lets paint our faces paint and put on red noses and see if children cry. I cried. I cried very hard.
151. Reich rhymes with branch
152. Cinderella deserves nothig but death
153. What if george washington IS THE WALLS?
154. The bus driver starts the bus before i sat down and i almost fell on my face. Lets face it that wasnt very nice of him. HA ha ha…
155. Jail backwards is laij
156. Do i confuse you more than math because nothing confuses me more than math
157. *rants about lotion* *cries*
158. The pogo is a no-go
159. I forget that i tell people things and im suprised when they already know, like how. Did you read my mind?
160. OH I HAD THIS DREAM. It was an animal apocalypse and they broke my glasses and I woke up mad and confused as to why I couldn’t see.
161. I think that in the alphabetical world, that c and s are rivals
162. Is a sticker still a sticker if it loses its stick
163. Stickers can go a die in a hole with Cinderella
164. Do you think the ocean is just salty because the beach never waves back?
165. Hey look its Mr. Testa. Dont testa me. HA. ha..haha
166. I want to go to sweden to see if they have swedish fish factories
167. Doesnt Switzerland make pretzels? Or is that Germany?
168. What if the sky is purple…
169. Me: *sends ellie a photo of an owl saying hello friend* ellie: WHOO ME?! haha get it… I’m making owl puns? What a hoot!
170. Ha ha… man i made this *send photo of hawk* Hawkward…
171. i see you are not *send photo of emu* EMUSED.
172. I get it, my puns are…fowl. Fowl. Did that send twice? Oh whale, i did it on porpoise.
173. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved. Did you sea what i did there? Im shore you did.
174. I almost ran into my wood bed. That woodn’t be fun now wood it
175. Im eating a bagel. Bagels? More like Bae Goals
176. Shea broke and 'unbreakable bowl’. Its unbowlievable
177. I just made up an 'under the sea’ parody about chocolate milk. Help me.
178. What did the grape say when he got stepped on? Nothing. He just let out a little wine
179. I think there is a monster under my bed
180. *draws a cherry* I thought it was a berry good drawing
181. I think of eyebrows as two countries. Unibrows unite them.
182. Im hanging out with sally right now (her imaginary friend who is homicidal)
183. I WILL WALK THERE WITH DETERMINATION AND GET TO MY DESTINATION TO FINISH YOUR EXTERMINATION. I WILL GO TO MURDER NATION
184. Ya know when spies do a little camp thing to catch the bad dude
185. Newspaper is so confusing. Its like a thousand tiny paper books. Im trying to read it but is not helping me
186. *talking about the origin of pretzels*but whose the mother country that was like “hey lets make some dough wrap like this then sprinkle some salt then how bout some mustard”. Like who did that. it couldn’t been a collaboration of countries. did they hold a world meeting to think of new foods
187. Where the heck did cake come from. Apparently the Greeks invented cake, but according to food historians the ancient Egyptians invented cake
188. Hey my family just decided that our new safe word is 'Oklahoma’
189. I am certain that food historian is a real job
190. So apparently not all Catholic Churches have their sermons in Spanish
191. But apparently the actual Purple Heart is in Orlando
192. Apparently my friend Amanda almost pet a manatee today
193. THE PIZZA PLACE STOLE OUR PIZZA. I THINK. WE ORDERED PIZZA MUCH TIME AGO AND IT ISNT HERE YET
194. I was watching a show called Room on the Broom but it wasn’t very good
195. AND ARE STORES CALLED STORES BC YOU STORE FOOD THERE? OR IS IT CALLED A STORE BC YOU GET FOOD FROM THERE TO TAKE HOME AND STORE YOURSELF??
196. aRGG I JUST GOT TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE
197. I hate snow white almost as much as i hate cinderella
198. I should get a star on the hollywood floor
199. There’s a ladder on your roof, you should get that checked out
200. I have ice cream. aaaand I walked into a wall
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yesssss i totally agree with u about riverdale and yeah who are your favourite characters and which ships do u like etc.??
omfg ok i’m just gonna go off abt everyone
-veronica is hot and bisexual and powerful and i love her and i want her to step on me
-betty and veronica are endgame
-betty stresses me out but like im rooting for her and she cute
-archie is pretty i just dont care enough about his relationships and his music tbh dhdhdhshfgdsf
-jughead is tiresome #edgy
-josie and val and melody own my ass and deserve everything good i hope josie and val don’t fight any more and i want the pussycats to succeed in everything they do #pwr
-i didnt like cheryl at first and she’s rly dramatic but ive come around to her and she has a lot of potential as a character + she’s pretty but also the twincest vibes i keep getting make me wanna die
-kevin could be……… so much more than the stereotypical gay character……… i want 2 like him so bad but i cant……… except when he was w/ joaquin THAT WAS HIS GOOD EPISODE anyway i’d like him more if he wasn’t just The Gay Best Friend. bring back joaquin wtf
-i’m intruiged by hermione but i don’t trust her
-REGGIE my man!!!!!!! pls develop his character more and let him lead the football team to victory
-all of the parents need 2 chill jesus christ
-betty and veronica are endgame and bughead makes me uncomfortable and ms grundy should be arrested for having a relationship with archie and moose deserves a better boy than garbage kevin telling him to get back in the closet and hermione and fred need to stop (FUCK im thinking about hp now wtf) and archie and val are nice i think but i guess i wouldnt mind archieronnie eventually if that’s what they’re pushing or even ronniereggie but like……. what if no one was straight
#why do i ramble so so much jesus christ#come tell me about your opinions!!! and dont be intimidated by me im a baby#answered#anonymous
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