group projects are the worst but at least i can scream sing The Universe is Against Me while i crank out this huge amount of writing that half of our group just decided to do nothing for less than 4 hours before its due
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gonna be home soon will be watching nov 16 vods alongside doing my history precis thats college life bitch
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Professors really be assigning group projects, watching everything catch on fire and walk away with the fire extinguisher.
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liveblogging (the downfall of) my group project presentation, I don't think you're allowed to call someone a "renowned piece of shit" in an academic setting
oh, now she's calling the teacher by her first name 💀 do you think we'll get points taken off for our groupmate sassing the class
"before we start the kahoot, does anyone wanna see the example I had in mind?" THIS WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!!! we're gonna go over the allotted time 😭 I've never wanted to leave a class meeting so badly
She keeps coughing and hacking and mispronouncing words, I am physically cringing
she just... skipped the kahoot... she's yelling at everyone now....
"content warning: mentions of zoophilia" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!!! STOP!!!!!
the teacher just let out this *deep sigh*
I turned off sound and screamed into my pillow
DMing the teacher frantically trying to explain that we did NOT plan this and i have no idea what my groupmate is doing and teacher said it won't affect my grade thank FUCK
I need to go shower now, I feel icky
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logically i know why we do group projects but like i still don't see the fucking point of them because never not once in my whole academic career have i been in a group where more than 2 people contribute to the work
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Me asf after doing a long presentation (1 minute) all on my own and no one claps
(They clapped and said they loved it like ten seconds later)
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my prof cockblocked me so hard in class today i am depresso
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Being an academic achiever is not for the weak bro like I wouldn't say our curriculum is difficult or are the tasks that hard or the deadlines crunching, I'm only abover average as well. But like my body gets so sick often, losing sleep, delaying periods for months, hair falling off, and the mental state? The time management? Drives me nuts. I hate groupworks. I fucking hate groupworks like I try to work well with people, what I don't understand is why they can't extend a hand even just a little bit more, give that bit more effort so life could be easier for the both of us. It wouldn't hurt to try to go that bit further, do more than just what you're supposed to do like this is supposed to b fun TT now im shouldering all the stress and when i go radio silent everyone does the same thing?? It's groupwork yall can function w/o me j bc i get good grades doesnt mean im good at anything and everything, i have too many flaws. And like my body is giving up i cant respond bro djhekm
Sjsjsjk if u can give then why shouldn't you right? I gave my all so why...I'm genuinely so sad that this is how I end up, I don't feel happy anymore, rarely am I ever happy anymore. I don't want to keep sacrificing what little I have left, I don't think I'm the right person for this. I know others can do this job much better than me and it's an easy task to them. I wonder, if i can overcome so many things then why not this one? It has been haunting me for so long, a constant problem. I'm so scrosjsjsns
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I hate group projects so fucking much
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i shared my screen and pulled up chrome and the tab was a fanfic i’m gonna kms
i specifically had set it up to avoid that but noooo
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reg: I'm so jealous of people that have little dainty sneezes. Mine could send a whole neighborhood into lockdown
james, who has never seen him sneeze: your sneezes are adorable.
sirius, remus, pandora, dorcas, barty, evan: *all snort or snigger*
*a few weeks later*
reg: *sneezes*
james jumps: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
everyone: told you so!!!!
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google dot com how to give formal research presentation on complex biochemistry/neuroscience topic while seething with barely contained anger and resentment
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