#FUCK OKAY I GOTTA SHUT UP I HAVE TO

[lightbulb-warning]

this is getting ridiculous there's so much stuff i wanna draw i need to clone myself immediately

#what do you mean i can barely stand up??? no that was me an hour ago im completely fine now and also am capable of drawing 70 things rn #<- I WISH #genuinely just talking at myself here #okay!! plan time: homework is 7 pages +dialogue. i sketched the rough layouts out already and i my teacher gave me the okay to do it digita #i don't think she realized she gave me the okay tbh? but i asked her twice and she said yes so no takebacksies!!! #i have a timer that only does 55 minutes. in 55 minutes can i rough out at least 3 better pencils? ill find out! #i should start with the ending because that's 1 birds eye view like three times and a car that explodes and a bunch of close ups so ez pz #i just gotta figure out one car perspective im giving myself 55 minutes for the car #lineart is gonna be a pain but when isnt it :') #hey did you know there's an entire ship month prompt list??? im seething that's such a dumb idea i wanna do it so baaaaad #whatever #ill figure it out #that's part one of getting boring shit i need to do done!! part two should be easier bc its just hospitals and the draft is already p detai #ok ok ok i can do this #the essay is an essay and the essay is getting fucked i will do it at GUNPOINT #aaaaa #shut up maiora #p.s. edit: i did some of it and ended up doing a completely different plan. sigh sigh oh well im doing my best

[nyxofdemons]

okay okay. now that ive got the complaining out of my system i do need to say. i recognize that expecting this show to be brilliant all the time is unfair and it IS important to recognize that its really fundamentally a small dark comedy spin off show. in fact i think one of the main reasons this show GETS so much hate is because the long wait between episodes builds up high expectations and fans want it to be amazing and groundbreaking the whole time (ive actually briefly mentioned this before. there's a whole essay in my drafts abt this rn)

all of that said. i WAS deeply disappointed by the episode unhappy campers, but i also recognize this is an episodic situational comedy show, and i'm not gonna hold it against the show or anything. this is very rambly i just. i think its very good and useful to be able to recognize that this show really can be hit or miss and you can be disappointed with it without having to devolve into critic and anti territory (i previously said i still thought it was a good episode, just not for me, but i have since changed my mind. i do think it was a bad episode actually. there were... crumbs? of it? that i thought were really good? but barely and even at this episode's best, NONE of it feels on par with the rest of the show. but again, expecting this show's best to be the STANDARD is not fair.)

i really don't know where i'm going with this i just want to point this out i guess bc i have never REALLY complained about this show before and i don't wanna come across as pessimistic or anti. but i don't think this was a good episode at all and that's alright

#mine #helluva boss #this makes no sense sorry #desire to express negative opinions vs fear of being grouped in with antis #i am still hbs biggest defender ofc i just have media literacy and critical analysis skills #yeah this episode sucked ass compared to the rest of the show that doesnt mean the show itself is bad or actively devolving #i DO really think the next episode will be better and i AM excited for more. i just wish a lot had been way different abt this ep #okay like. at risk of sounding really annoying. i am worried about criticizing this show because it gets SO MUCH criticism thats #really not fair at all and the last thing i WANT is to sound like that #esp bc so much of the fandom has a knee jerk defensive reaction to ANY criticism bc of. you know. our show getting so #much hate for stupid reasons (or no reason) #and i feel like maybe some other people might also be nervous to express negative opinions or disappointment #(me though? i am incapable of shutting the fuck up. so perhaps this might be some small reassurance to anyone else<3) #being in this fandom is like being in a war trench but someones gotta pull the pin #e: unhappy campers #helluva boss unhappy campers #nyx crit tag

[arsonist-chicken]

Do you ever like.. get a sudden surge of love and admiration and just general happiness because of a friend, so much so that it's almost overwhelming, and you are just so, so glad you met them and hope you'll never have to let them go and get to keep them in your life forever? Yeah ❤️💖🐗🧚‍♂️🦄

#i should go to sleep #but these are the moments i wonder again if i know what a crush feels like and if i can tell the difference between periodical very strong #but platonic affection for a friend and having a tiny crush on them #oh well. in the end does it matter? #but it would still be nice to be able to tell the difference. if nothing else then to know when i actually have a crush on someone i'm not #that close to like that friend or that fond of #fucking hell god please never let me have to let them go. i don't think i've ever met someone i'm that comfortable around and around whom #it's so easy to just be myself #or rarely. maybe with two other friends i don't feel the need to hold back myself from blurting stuff out and interrupting them and #apologising and asking them to continue or just like.. say whatever comes to mind or touch electric pasture fences to see if it still stings #(it does btw but in a sensorally really nice way 10/10 would recommend) #why do amazing people often live so damn far away? last time i met a bunch of people i really got to love was almost lifesaving and #definitely mental health saving. we used to talk every day and now i barely know what any of them are up to :( covid really fucked us over #with everyone just trying to survive and stay sane. we really lost touch and now it #*it's hard to get that back because we're strewn across europe and brasil and the us and everyone's an adult with responsibilities now #i miss them :( gotta try harder to rekindle that #anyway @the universe or whatever fuckers listening: if you put me in circumstances that make me lose touch with her like with them #i'll set the world on fire. she's become far too important to me to let that happen #okay as always i couldn't damn shut up in the tags alright bye bye good night whatever my cat's purring now instead of snoring #scientists of tumblr invent a teleportation machine now. i want to lie in a park and watch dogs and read side by side and remember how good #life can be #mine

[cryptidyork]

.

#shut up spencer #brought casper to my vet clinic this morning #gotta stay there a few hours while they run tests #i work this evening and he might still be there #but god i am so not okay #and so not prepared at all #if we have to make the call #we came back home and it feels so fucking wrong that hes not here #what if hes never coming home

[ronnyraygun]

I can make GK sooooooo much sadder than it has to be.

[Check the Tags]

#Gotham knights #Ronny’s cat tofu #shut in the fuck up ron #the timeline GK has given us that aligns with things that HAVE to happen in every universe is great #Jack Drake’s canonically alive in GK… #Bruce is not… #which mean a list of things are gonna happen without Bruce being there… #like a) Jack horrifically finds out his kid’s robin and more than likely is gonna pull a gun out on Dick which is…admittedly kinda funny— #but b) Identity Crisis…is Gonna end up happening with one of the other knights rather than Bruce… #so…one of these guys are gonna have to witness the absolutely heartbreaking scene of Tim frantically trying to “save” his father while near #hysterics. they’re also gonna be there for his inevitable depressive episode AFTER Jack dies #now the weird thing about GK is that Kon’s in his t-Shirt Phase but they aren’t in the Teen Titans #it’s actually implied they’re still Young Justice… #so idk if he’s actually gonna die (we don’t know if infinite crisis is something that ends up happening because we got a Lazarus pit Jason) #but…there’s still a couple other things that are eventually gonna happen… #one less sad one that still is…angsty? is meeting Duke (I have an entire thingy for this actually. thoughts going cRAZY.) #and Cass which is just sad in general because now she’s gotta go through the rest of her training as a *bat* without her dad :( (I also made #and entire thingy for her as well.) but it’s okay because she has Babs. :) #however the subject of Stephanie… 😀😄😀 #oh these poor kids. 😭 #anyway GK can be 10x as heartbreaking when you realize that there are some things that are just…bound to happen… #haha! #imagine Jason getting stuck with Tim during identity crisis. oof. #or worse dick (this man is gonna have a break down FOR his baby brother). #Babs getting stuck with him for it might actually tear me apart. :((((

[togaki-kun]

In this draft, I affectionately (murderously) call Izuna a little bitch.

Read Part 1 here.

Part 2 will be posted on February 19, Tobirama’s birthday.

#tobiizu #senju tobirama #uchiha izuna #female tobirama senju #canon divergence #there /will/ be a happy ending I assure you #izuna is just a little dumb and doesn’t realize he can ask for help #tobi is simply confused the entire time #hashirama is one good shove away from breaking down and destroying the entire world #mito’s chill #touka gives no fucks #as always #bless her #i swear only the women in this series have any brain cells #and also decent mental health #okay I gotta shut up now I’ve already entered spoiler territory #just go read #bye!

[southislandwren]

i was talking to my coworker and we were joking about how much the school farm sucked and i was like yeah lol sometimes i'd be drivign and think like lol what if i just crashed my car right now.... anyway someone tell me if that was too much for my very normal coworker. she thought it was funny though

#its nice commiserating about that place. i have like tons of trauma from there #and i can be like yeah i used to cry for 15 minutes before every shift and she goes lmaooo same #i am once again remembering the time i was standing in west wing sobbing full on contemplating drinking the bleach. #i remember looking at that bucket of sanitizer water and doing the whole ok whos going to find my body? whos going to take care of al? #i remember getting texted asking to pick up someones shift when i wasnt even in SD yet. i was literally a 15 hour drive away #i remember being told i was picking up someones shift and me being like no im literally busy??? and then getting yelled at for it. #i remember getting fucking stomped on and NO ONE EVEN ASKED IF I WAS OKAY !!!!!!! crying and my arm dangling limply at my side!!!!!!!! #i remember THROWING UP AT WORK!!!! AND FINISHING THE SHIFT!!!!!! #and all that for fucking TEN DOLLARS AN HOUR ! #its crazy to me i survived 2019 like if sam wasnt dead that would easily be the worst year of my life. #i survived the tea bell incident i survived green mountain college shutting down i survived my minecraft world disappearing #i survived the school dairy farm i survived moving 15 hours away from my parents at the age of 17 i survived being stranded in minneapolis #TRAIINNNNNNNN #god i love this town i think the train horns are awesome. #anyway i gotta go to bed i have to get up at fucking 4:25 am. #but i made 500 bucks in one week so maybe im okay getting up that early #anyway if you read this far thats cool if you want to know about my other trauma its not like i have qualms about oversharing. goodnight #diary post

[piplupod]

thank god i don't have to have my camera on for this class very often bc i am absolutely fuming and literally tearing up bc i am so upset and angry at these education resources for this stupid fucking class, it's about "self management" and "office etiquette" and theyre just so fucking shitty and stupid and awful. like. really fucking ableist and i know that's obvious but jesus christ. it's all such bullshit. i hate offices so much.

#let me just strip you of every ounce of personality and individuality so you become our perfect little drone!!! #no need for emotions here! if someone is being negative to you - just ignore it! don't be upset about it :) #make sure you make eye contact and read nonverbal cues! everyone can do that sooooo easily! shouldnt be a problem for our drones! #any body modifications relevant to your culture! cover those up! once again - zero individuality is allowed here! #you have to be the human personification of the colour white :) no no not beige. that's too racially significant! we must ALL be white :) #but we LOOOOVE diversity here and celebrate it! just as long as you are NT cishet white and boring :) #i'm so . fucking angry fhsdgdsgjkl nothing makes me upset faster than office etiquette bullshit fsdjgjkl #i want to leave class for the day so bad so i can go cry #i've already gotten today's assignment done anyways lol i finished it off before class even started #but. gotta keep up appearances. im trying to stay a day head #*a day ahead #but fhsdgjkl tomorrow's is the really shitty ableist assignments so fuck me i guess #i need to just dissociate hardcore and let my brain go into society drone-mode but god. it is very upsetting to do that #but this work needs to be done fhsdghsdghjkl fucking hell it is literally upsetting and potentially triggering to do this shit #because this like. relates back to some specific trauma and abuse i've gone through lmfao. #i wish i'd stayed dormant longer jsdjfkl #Nine would've hated this and Cal would've been upset but i think they'd be able to do it better than i can #especially Nine because he gets so angry JFSDFJKL he just powers through it so it gets done faster #okay im being embarrassing now sorry fsdfkl i will shut up and go attempt to work on this bullshit #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[mmyneonlights]

i think i need to eat a fucking bullet

#was sad and my boy assumed it was because he didnt want to fuck me #now. to be fair. its something i get insecure about and i was coming on to him. but it kind of hurt that he saw me upset and jumped to #not only it being about that but also that i was angry at him for it. and he got defensive and seemed so pissed at me #and saying 'its not *my* fault im just tired' #which is true but like. dude. i know. its nice but idc if we fuck. #it just really hurt my feelings he assumed that. #and i just got kinda quiet so he asked what was wrong and i #was struggling to talk about it because it takes me forever to process my feelings on things #and i said i had to go to the bathroom so i could go have a think #but he stopped me and said 'please talk to me' so i was like okay. i gotta say something #and i started and stopped a couple times trying to figure it out and he just said 'nevermind' and went to sleep. #he sounded so fucking disgusted with me. #and i started bawling and said sorry and weny to the bathroom. #and he just stayed in bed #hes asleep now. #im shut in the bathroom trying so hard to calm down but i cant stop sobbing and i feel like im going to throw up #i get that hes tired #but id been saying we should go to bed for hours and he wanted to stay up and watch a movie #and no matter how tired he is acting like that isnt fucking okay #im so angry and hurt and sad and scared and i dont know what to do #and hes fucking sleeping #i literally dont know what to do i cant sleep by him but im too upset to be safe going anywhere else i will crash my fucking car if i try to #drive somewhere. and i dont have anybody else. i dont have anyone except him #i dont have anyone except him to turn to #and he saw that i was hurt and got mad at me then went to sleep

[scarletanpan]

God the stupidity is so strong in me I fully thought my big family event that’s been a year in the making was happening this weekend and took time off and convinced my new job to give me the weekend off just for it to be next weekend. Even after multiple talks w family members confused me bc they implied it was happening next week and it just didn’t click in my dumb fucking brain until now. Ik I can just tell my old job I can come in Sunday and they’ll be happy but now I have to re-order my explanation for this new job and they’re so chill I could probably figure it out but I’m convinced they’ll fire me on the spot for this

#text #God I wanna rip the skin off my face talking to people is so painful #good news i have more time than i thought. bad news everyone i inconvenienced for this probabaly wants me Fucking Dead #if i tell them and work all next week im probably okay. but i can’t take the idea of even annoying someone #i gotta shut up soon i am just Stressed i wish i wasn’t so goddamned stupid sometimes

[hecksupremechips]

I just like. Don’t love my parents

#whyyyyy cant i just be alone #christmas is shit cuz its like you gotta be around family and its ass i just feel nothing positive about any of these people #i hate it i hate everything about it i wanna rip my skin off when im around these people #i cant stand this anymore i cant stand that i cant do anything without my parents having to perceive it and make commentary #i want them to just fucking explode #nothing is mine anymore and i dont even do what makes me happy anymore i just modify my entire life #to fit around their needs cuz if i existed in a way that made me happy itd have to be seen by them #and ruined by them #im nothing but a damn baby i just wanna breathe i cant get out #im literally just gonna be here forever i think im too childish and incompetent to get a job #im so tired of being here and being here and wasting my life on these people i cant do this anymore i cant i cant i cant #can someone please free me just bust me out of here i never wanna be here again okay i cant do this anymore #im just gonna shut my eyes and when i wake up i wanna be somewhere else #okayyyyyyy okay

[localdorkincombatboots]

I had to walk Too Many miles today and I'm in So Much pain

#someone pls take me out of my misery #why do spines and hips and knees have to be like that #okay yeah mine are extra fucked but still #im only 25 and i gotta get shit done i cant afford to be taken out like this but now im hobbling around the kitchen trying to finish up #other shit that also needs to get done for my family and then theres still the rest of finishing the night and getting the boys to sleep #i am not having a fun time and being dead dirt broke poor only makes it worse #jaye shut up

[toastsnaffler]

nvm im too tired and overstimulated for this shit

#.vent #i only slept a couple hours last night man. i cant do short notice evening socials on an empty tank let alone resist unexpected rsd #if they had let me know earlier then i wouldve taken a nap and worked out beforehand to get my energy back up #idk just. if u rly want my company then maybe u should actually invite me next time. its not like they didnt plan it #even if they just forgot its not particularly pleasant to be the one person insignificant enough to forget abt. theres only 5 of us #they rly remembered to ask the one guy who isnt even here before me yknow. ugh u see the stupid thoughts i have to battle!! #like on a rational level ik it was probably genuinely accidental. but the way i instinctively react is not always rational #so regardless someone has to deal with the emotional fallout and thats me. regulating this shit is hard work even when im NOT tired asf #i really really dont want to be an asshole and spoil anyones fun bc its no-ones fault + as real as it feels to me rn ik im overreacting #but i cant voluntarily expose myself to personal triggers when im already exhausted + more vulnerable than usual #so just gotta shut myself in my room and deal with it in my own super healthy ways as per usual. may they never fucking find out #trying my best not to be an asshole i hope to fucking god they dont think im being an asshole i just told them i was tired + i meant it #this wouldnt be so much of a problem if it hadnt happened to me before. and also ik its bc one rsd trigger makes me more sensitive- #to picking up unrelated cues but there ARE other things they do that i find ostracising which rly dont fucking help. but- #theyre not things i can actually confront them abt so usually i just gotta deal w it which is fine but it lowers my general tolerance #its ok. its ok i like them all a lot theyre lovely ppl and it doesnt matter if there is a some grain of truth in the things im thinking #bc the risk of me believing + acting on a bad faith irrational thought leads to outcomes that are far worse than those from #misidentifying someones malicious behaviour towards me as neutral by accident/in good faith. okay im done now i think #just ignore me spewing out the old brain gunk on main again eurgh anyway im gonna go calm myself and read and SLEEP #ill be normal by tomorrow morning farewell comrades #honestly i dont mind dealing w shit this way bc its the best option for everyone but man. sometimes its so fucking lonely #like there are sides of me ppl will never engage with and for good reason but without them being acknowledged i find it rly hard to feel- #any real emotional intimacy or closeness with another person. but what other option is there #i sure as hell dont miss the fights i used to constantly get into when i wasnt able to regulate myself i lost so many friends that way #it is what it is. on we go for now

[bunnyb34r]

Always feel so bad when I get irritated at having to show NewLady how to do something (usually for the 2nd... or 3rd.. or 5th time) bc I understand not grasping it the first time and we dont have formal training but like write it down man 😭 like that's what several of us have done when we started out until we got the hang of it

And it's like I know she wont learn if I keep just doing it for her but sometimes by god is it just so much less painful for me to do it myself and have her go do something else bc holy shit

#like shoes im glad i did em bc she would... not have gotten it... and it's not even hard! she just doesnt get it and it's like okay sure #everyone struggles sometimes but you kept bragging when you started (and continously shut everyone down that tried to help you #but ME bc im patient) that you used to work clothing at target so like we kinda expected SOME type of understanding and #experience like 😭 why are you in this dept... why not cafe or cashier?? that seems less difficult? i mean any job can be challenging but #those are the 'easy' jobs besides clothing which like lmao no its not but okay #like we're doing inventory so we have to label pallets different when we put them up and i knew shed need to be taught that and re-taught #how to wrap and locate a pallet but i just could not fucking set aside the brain capacity and patience needed to do that so i had #[relative coworker] do it and she was like 😑🖕 sure. dggdgdhd #meanwhile im doing shoes condensing and stocking AND wrapping and counting 2 pallets of shoes AND doing it for #a pallet of shorts and shes like head empty no thoughts down in womens like 🤗 #i had to show her how to make a specific sign the other day and i just did it myself and wrote down the instructions bc i did not #have the patience and was dealing with endo pain so i was not having it but she was like omg thank you!! ill put this in my locker so i #have it for next time!! :D and im like yup :) but inside i was very much 😑😩 dhhfhffh #marquilla #work talk #i always try to be extra patient with people and i have a lot of experience bc of teaching Sunday school and doing safety town #and especially with my cousin whos autistic and loooooooooooooves to talk ab her special interests and im like the only one who #doesnt just dismiss her ill either lean into it or be like uh huh :) oh yeah? wow- bc like even if it annoys you the least you can do #is engage in active listening even if youre not ACTIVELY listening sggdgdgd but anyway i have a lot of experince and i just try to be #understanding but good god some days my tolerance is so low that in order to be polite i gotta pass it off onto someone sggdgdgdgd

[pixiesndberries]

𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 —

a small series of Jujutsu Kaisen men as your husband !

☆ OUR STARS : Gojo Satoru, Nanami Kento, Geto Suguru, Choso Kamo, Aoi Todo, Toji Fushiguro, and more !

━ REQUESTED BY : none

━⁠ WARNINGS : none

ෆ PIXIE'S NOTE ! : were back again at daily posting 🙏🏻 to my pookies who supported me, y'all made me giggle and kickin' my feet in my bed last night 👉🏻👈🏻 love lots!

GOJO SATORU, as your husband !

• Gojo being your husband is no different from being your boyfriend — he still gotta be that same person you dated few years ago, though he became more serious about situations and decisions because you guys are married but his goofy, annoying, clingy side is still there — I mean when he met you and been with you for like two weeks your caller name is already set as 'wifey'.

Gojo who totally acts like a mom when you leave for work, he is like a freaking HOUSEWIFE —

"honey!" he sings as he walks into the living room seeing you brush your hair Infront of the mirror, getting ready for work. "hmm?" you responded and quickly turns your head at him — he's wearing a this is what an awesome husband looks like apron which made you too stunned to speak, "I created a bento for you." he smiles as he hands out a nicely wrapped bento box which was really new to you because it's always you who keep creating bentos for him, usually when he leaves for a mission.

"thank you, honey." you say softly with a warm smile as you accept his bento that he specially created for you, he can't help but to feel like a love sick teenager seeing you smile like that. He officially takes the position of being a housewife 🫡

Gojo who couldn't stop talking about the future he wants with you like nonstop — this man would talk about having three million carbon copy of him with you and would name them after megumi, yuji, nanami and basically all of his friends, students, and dead relatives 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 — I FEEL LIKE HE GOTTA BE THAT TYPE OF PERSON.

Gojo always flexes you everyday and YOU are his hyper fixation — argue with the wall, he gotta be the type of man to say "she's my wife." randomly when he's talking to an old friend he haven't seen for a long time. HE WILL BE THE HUSBAND WHO YOU WILL SEE WEARING "I LOVE MY WIFE" TYPE OF SHIRT WITH THE UGLIEST FONT AND PHOTO TEMPLATE EVER. Once a person mentions your name he ain't gonna shut the fuck up.

I just know this marriage go'n be like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's relationship 🙏🏻 ABSOLUTELY RANDOM TEXTS FROM HIM, UPDATING YOU TOO MUCH.

2:32 pm

gojo : shitting at the mall cuz i don't have anywhere to shit on.

gojo : [sent an attachment]

gojo : i miss you my wife, my beautiful wife.

gojo : [sent an attachment]

gojo : [sent an attachment]

gojo : your very handsome husband ❤️

2:40 pm

you : stop spamming me messages love, im at work 🙏🏻

gojo : why? is it turning you on 😏

you : that's a photo of your feet.

Gojo who became a seriously hands on person when you told him that you're pregnant — when he has missions with yuji, megumi, or maybe nobara and you told him that you're very tired to do anything today he will be like,"okay kids, I got to go I have important things to do." and dashed away before they could say something and mf arrived at yalls house within a second.

Gojo who cried when he carry his baby for the first time, he was sobbing like hell — girl dad? boy dad? BRO HE IS BOTH ‼️ "okay we'll name this one suguru and this one-" he is going to come up with the most ridiculous names, probably the worst one was his dead ancestor.

okay seriously, Gojo would be a full time dad after his children were born — he will always stay at home as much as he can, having twins isn't easy plus he's trying to help you with his full power and make sure you don't feel alone through this.

"gojo.." you grumble as you felt his presence disappearing next to you at bed, you open your eyes and sees he wasn't there which led you to stand up and start looking for him — you walk out of the bedroom and noticed that the twin's bedroom door was open so you check it out.

in your suprise, gojo was in the rocking chair with the twin's in his arms peacefully sleeping and he is snoring like hell. You can't help but smile seeing this moment, it warms you heart. You quickly grabbed your phone and took a quick photo, this is what you exactly wished for.

Gojo who couldn't stop posting you and his little angels and his fans are absolutely living for it, it's like his day wouldn't complete without posting cute photos of his angels and of course, you as well. Gojo is indeed a Facebook mom —

; gojosatoru

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[ccsainzleclerc5516]

Try Me

Pairing: Lando Norris x reader

Warnings: suggestive

"Lan, c'mon..please don't go." You whined tightening your grip on Lando's shirt. "Stay with me"

"Baby, I want to, believe me, I do, but I told you I promised your brother to go out with him tonight. Why don't you come along with us?" He asked holding your cheeks between his hands and leaving a kiss on the tip of your nose.

"Because I want to spend some time alone with you. Why can't he go out with Charles or anyone else?"

"Charles is not feeling well, and besides, it will be suspicious if I turn him down for the second time today." He explained trying to get some sense into you, but you just decided to be a brat today because, well, you just felt like it. You wanted his attention. You needed his attention.

"Fine. Go with him then. I don't care." You pouted crossing your arms and turning your gaze away from him.

"Y/n.." He sighed turning your chin with his finger making you look at him. "I'm trying my best to spend as much time as possible with you here. If Carlos knew I spent the whole day with his sister in her hotel room I'd probably be a dead man right now. So if you want me alive, you gotta let me go now okay?"

Everything Lando said made sense. It's true that Carlos would haunt Lando for the rest of his life if he knew that he had been seeing his 5 years younger sister for over 6 months now. It's also true that Lando is a bit torn between the two of you. He doesn't want any trouble with his best friend, but he also doesn't want to even think about having to stop seeing you.

Lando and you were not in a relationship, well, not officially, you didn't call it a relationship because you were forbidden to him. You had been seeing each other for half a year and both of you knew that there was something more between you, more than just sex although you never put a label on it. The more time passed the more you liked each other and wanted to spend more time together so it got harder to keep it a secret.

"Give me a kiss" He said leaning down to your lips. You hesitate for a second, but give in rolling your eyes which Lando doesn't take very well. "No, no, don't do that."

You ignore him and head towards the bathroom not wanting to wait until he leaves your room. You just wanted to show your dissatisfaction with all your might.

"I'll talk to you later okay?"

"Whatever" You muttered before slamming the bathroom door shut.

Later that night, Lando was texting you just to check up on you, to see what you're doing, to see how you're spending your time without him and you decided to continue being a brat for the rest of the night. Because you just felt like it today.

'Just took a shower. Think I'm gonna go check up on Charles since he's not feeling well'

You replied smirking knowing that you mentioning Charles would completely push his buttons with you tonight. Ever since Carlos introduced you to them, both Charles and Lando have been trying to flirt with you. Only Charles has been doing it directly and Lando was more subtle with it. Lando was always more mysterious about it, that's probably the reason why you were attracted to him and not Charles.

So ever since he got his eyes on you, he hated that Charles was trying to get your attention. He hated that he was still doing it and yet he couldn't do anything about it because you two were a well kept secret.

'Oh really? Carlos and I saw him. He's just fine so you don't have to do that.'

He was replying back to your messages within seconds. You knew he was going crazy about it.

'Well, I'm gonna go check anyway'

Of course you weren't gonna go. You were all ready for bed, but since you didn't get what you wanted tonight, you decided to play with his head a little.

'Y/n..You have nothing to look for in his room'

'I mean it's not like I have a boyfriend if you really think about it. So..I don't think it would be inappropriate, no? '

'I can hear the attitude through the text. Fix it, before I fuck it out of you.'

His text sent shivers through your body. You threw your head back against your pillow sighing and reminiscing the way this morning the bed was squeaking beneath you two.

'I don't think you're gonna do anything about it'

'Oh, try me then'

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