HELP i bought the Fuck You Baltimore print and forgot i’d sandwiched it between some things to flatten it out before putting it up, and my apartment flooded over the holidays due to cold weather so it got moldy despite airing things out. My renter’s insurance lets me submit photos of damaged things for reimbursement, but like… How do I explain this to the claims adjuster 🥲
(it actually looks super cool like this, that mold just looks… dangerous)
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SAGFSHGFKSGFKSDHK OH MY GOD
thats so fucking funny but it gives it SUCH an energy
i haven't promo'd my store in weeks but these are still totally available for like twenty bucks (gold's hand-done)
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"fuck you, baltimore!" blinkies (from "big bill hells", autoplay warning)
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bug bo ocs. No way
named Rolypo and Dr. Flyman respectively
Rolypo is friends with the main cast but is not a part of it as they prefer to do their own thing most of the time. A rather quiet fellow, but can be kind.
Flyman is evil and dies horribly in a terrible accident
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from the meme relics, because @mortifiedandawesome
tbh it is so real me, having grown up in Baltimore ✌️
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I HAVE TRANSPORTATION!!!
2007 Toyota Avalon, huge sedan, lots of leg room in the front and back, lots of cargo space, full size spare, all new tires, fresh oil change, sun roof, 22-25mpg, and it has a tape deck (I'll test it tomorrow)
Took me almost 2 years of saving and searching, but I finally have a car! My first car I ever bought. It's a 16 year old piece of shit, but it's MY 16 year old piece of shit. It has every disease, and I'm taking it in to get looked at on Thursday. Hopefully it's not a lost cause, because it has decent mileage for its age and I could get another 150k to 200k if I took really good care of it.
She needs a name. I'm open to any suggestions.
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Fuck yeah commissions!
Pay what you feel it's worth!
We've got portraits, full bodies, custom emoji, fully shaded, just sketches, for whatever you feel it's worth and you can afford.
I do nudes, I do sex. I might request a certain minimum for psychic damage. Furry is preferred, but I'm willing to do human-like. Absolutely no gore, scat, or cub though, for no price. Other than that, most anything goes so
Inquire within!
The pieces shown here went for $50 each, but who knows? Proceeds go to supporting my gf.
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Jacky : FUCK YOU STARR PARK
Carl : If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend...
Jacky : you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Carl Hell's cars!
Carl : bad deals
Jacky : cars that break down
Carl : Thieves
Carl :If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Carl, you can kiss my ass!
Jacky: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit!
Carl : Guaranteed!
Carl: If you find a better deal...
Jacky: shove it up your ugly ass!
Carl: You heard us right!
Both: shove it up you’re ugly ass!
Jacky : Bring your trade, bring your title,
Carl : bring your wife! We'll fuck her!
Jacky: That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
Carl : Because at Big Carl Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Carl :Take a hike to Big Carl Hell's, home of challenge pissing!
Jacky : That's right, challenge pissing!
Carl: How does it work?
Jacky : If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Carl: Don't wait, don't delay.
Jacky: DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off!
Carl: Only at Big Carl Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off!
Jacky: Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check.
Carl: and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Jacky: Go to hell!
Carl : Big carl Hell's Cars: starr park's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the supercell games.
Jacky : Guaranteed!
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