#FUCKIN AAAAAAHHHHH

[darthvaderofmiddle-earth]

*with the same enthusiasm as spaceship guy from the Lego movie*

S N O W! !! ! ! !!!! ! !

#ITS FUCKIN SNOWING YALL HOLY FUCKING SHIT #I HAVENT SEEN SNOW IN YEARS AAAAAHHHHH #IM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY AAAAAAHHHHH

[mini-uzzy]

Modern Warfare III - Makarov Reveal Trailer

LET'S GOOOOO!!!!

#call of duty #makarov #he looks fuckin awesome tho!!!! #i see they're bringing back some OG missions... if im not forgetting... #oop do i see a throwback of a major death from the OG MW??? aaaaaahhhhh FUCK-- #Youtube

[ml-nolan]

Just saw your reblog of that Bruce & Clarence post. Your tags say "If I could get just one of you into Bruce Springsteen it's fuckin OVER" My friend, it is possible that you are a bigger Bruce fan than I, but it is not probable. Come and scream at me any time!

I believe you 100%, but also AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Honestly, one of the best shows I’ve been to ever ever ever!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[polyghostfacehours]

It is literally so unfair that skeet ulrich looks like that I’m obsessed but in the way that it transforms all my thoughts into “he’s so hot I hate him How dare he look SO FUCKING HOT” 😭😂 I’m like transforming my thirst into Yelling

Skeet Ulrich could sell his bath water and toe sweat and I'd beg him to take my money.

#He is so hot #the only man over 40 I simp for #He is so gorgeous aaaaaahhhhh #And the way he has ABS now??? fuckin nut

[blujayonthewing]

me: I keep hearing increasingly bad shit about kraken dice, like I really don’t care for the logo on their exclusive sets and there’s lots of not-shitty dice shops that resell so there’s literally no reason I’d ever need to buy dice from them

kraken: check out these brand new sets we’re introducing at a discount for the first couple days

my dumb goblin brain: ooOooHHOOGHOo ohohghh sh I NI E S .. 

#me the second I saw those lavender ones: MEL DICE MEL DICE MEL DICE MEL DICE #rational me: you don't... need Mel dice the DM for that campaign lives in fuckin california you will never need real dice for it #*deep breath* I'll just wait until I have the extra money and can buy them from dark elf dice. I am a grown adult I can WAIT #hhhhhh so pretty though aaaaaahhhhh #about me #dice #wishlist #melliwyk insp

[areader95]

GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING HORRIBLE

LIKE LITERALLY HORRIBLE

WHAT!!!!!?!??!

WHY??????!!!!

Loooooook at this fuckin picture of the baby!!

THIS IS AWFULLLL

I couldn’t find the information of who made it, cause I don’t think Mattel would make this monstrosity!!

Whoever made this, your crops should die, your house and eyes should be filled with termites, and I hope you know you’ve disturbed me to the core.

I hate it!!

#barbie #mattel #horrible #i hate this fuckin thing #AAAAAAHHHHH

[moonlit-solace]

Cant believe its today!!! Leaving for Mexico!!! This trip has been a lifeline!!!

#count wordulas #srsly though every rough moment was like #gotta make it to mexico #also le guy said he would miss me and my heart went AAAAAAHHHHH #he a good egg #hopefully he hasnt lost interest by the time i get back bc im very uwu now #jeez i hope i dont lose interest!! #fortunately i dont have goldfish attention span #god hes sweet and funny and just so fuckin smart #but anyway!! no gushing while im in mexico!! #i cant wait to be on a beach #at a pool #drinking all day long!! #i want a cocktail in my hand as im getting out of bed lmao #not that im gonna constantly be drunk #but mildly tipsy might be ok LMAO #man and im going with such good friends and omg i feel blessed

[harknesstm]

;;it's tantrum hour in my house and i just want to SLEEP 🙄

#;;ooc #;;im fuckin deliriously tired #;;aaaaaahhhhh

[waters-and-the-wilde]

me, wailing: THE ONE WITH THE BIG HEAVY SECRET SURVIVES AND GATHERS THE COURAGE TO SHARE IT WITH THEIR LOVED ONE AND THEIR LOVED ONE SAYS 'I KNEW I WAS JUST HOPING YOU WOULD TELL ME IN YOUR OWN TIME'

#AAAAAAHHHHH #the penumbra podcast #god this is why I stick around #stories that are actually fuckin rewarding #what a concept

[t-1207novasanchez-blog]

(OMG I had the idea to make Nova being Glasses and just...)

@glassesrick-z2-505

#novas art #look at her lil ponytail AAAAAAHHHHH #DAT IS FUCKIN CUTE

[scribbledghost]

Smutty alpha whiskey getting all cocky while you’re on his knot, just dirty talking about how good you are for him, how good you feel around him and then he starts circling his finger around your clit, asking if you can come on his knot again. (Also the heat after care? Jack would be SO GOOD and SO TENDER)

AAAAAAHHHHH YES PLEASE

“How does it feel, sugar? Feel good, havin’ me fill you up like this?” he asks in a raw tone, nipping his teeth at the juncture of your neck and shoulder, “So good for me, baby. So fuckin’ good for your alpha, sittin’ all pretty on my knot like this...”

The only response you can form is a quiet whine, your hands digging into his hair as your walls contract around him at his praise. The two of you are far from done, you can tell by Jack’s tone. And you’re proven right when one of his hands slides down your front, two fingers circling your clit as you jolt against him.

“Can you cum again, sweetheart?” he rasps, “Think you can cum on my knot?”

All you can do is exhale a shaky breath before nodding shortly, pleasure beginning to build within you again. You know he’ll draw several more orgasms from you, and likely give you several more of his own as well. Once those are over, he’ll gently clean you with a warm cloth before tucking you into bed by his side. He’ll scent you for as long as he sees fit to, giving you as many calming waves of his smell as he can give. But for now, he’s got you right where he wants you - completely seated on him, whining for his touch that he is more than willing and ready to give you.

#alpha whiskey #asked and answered #anon #I'M IN LOVE

[milkscafe-moved]

AAAAAAHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOIS 🥺🥺💖💖💖

I am sending lots of kisses and cupcakes ✨💖

❝ Hehe, thank you so much precious ! Although, I have to disagree with you on the ‘baby boy’, I think we both know that you are the baby in my eyes... Do I have to teach you again? ... Nonetheless, truly I am thankful for your sweet wishes to us, for I am happy to spend this day with a sweet customer of ours. ❞

❝ ... I would like the cupcakes very much... and maybe the kisses behind the scenes as a plus. ❞ 

❝ I don’t need none of that, thanks. Usually I’d shun out exuberant, annoying people like you... but I’ll let it slide this once, I am tired. So... please get out of my way, you’re blocking the general path. ❞ 

❝ Jesus... twenty seven already, you can drop the baby, I am as old as the fuckin’ dirt on Strawberry’s shoes. I’m not that far away from being a vampire at this point, to think I - oh, sorry for the small rant. I really don’t like thinking about my birthday, let alone my age, but it’s still pretty nice of you to tell me. Ten points to the brat, it seems ~ ❞

#milk #strawberry #coffee #poisoned #ask #milk:og #milk:strawberry #milk:coffee #milk:poisoned #dei

[andy-deer]

Me, just finished Danganronpa 1 and playing Danganronpa 2 : Hey how all y'all-

Nagito Komaeda in the first trial: *Says anything*

Me: AAAAAAHHHHH GET YO FUCKIN DOG BI-

The fandom: it don't bite!

Me: YE S IT DO GET Y-

#everyone is obsessed with him and i don't think i get it... he's super creepy #I'm curious but what the fuck keep him tied up #danganronpa 2 commentary

[hwentai-kun]

AAAAAAHHHHH

I’M SO MAD BXKSBSJDB

one of my favourite lawlu fics updated right (it’s called how to date my daddy, 10/10 recommend) and fuckin- I’M GOING TO BUTCHER LAW 💀💀

IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER, IT WAS NAMI’S BDAY SO SHE INVITED ALL HER FRIENDS AND LAW AND THINGS WAS GOIN ALL GOOD THEN THEY DECIDED TO PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER. SOME BITCH CAME UP TO LAW AND STARTED FLIRTING WITH HIM AND LUFFY WAS LIKE “TCH, I’M OUTTA HERE.” SO HE GOT SHIT FACED DRUNK AND STARTED BEING LUFFY BUT LIKE- ON CRACK. HIS GANG WAS LIKE “OH DAMN, LUFFY I THINK YOU SHOULD GO LAY DOWN.” LUFFY SAID “Y E E T” AND TRIED JUMPING IN THE POOL SHIDDHJSHSISJD LAW DIDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN AND THEN SUGGESTED HE TAKE HIM HOME. EVERYONE WAS LIKE “OKAY THANKS DUDE. WINK WINK.” WINK WINK CUZ ITS OBVIOUS THESE DUMBASSES LIKE EACH OTHER.

BLAH BLAH, LUFFY CLIMBES A TREE BLAH BLAH STUFF. HE FUCKING CONFESSES TO LAW AND THEN WHEN HE WAS DONE HE SAID “SSSHHH. DON’T TELL LAW.” 💀

Ima just get to why i’m mad instead of trying to summarise the whole chapter 🗿

-when law called luffy to check up on him, he told him most of the things he did but left the confession part out. Luffy was like “let me get you a coffee tomorrow as an apology.” And then law said “no it’s fine. Plus I don’t think I have time tomorrow”

now here’s what fucking pissed me off to the max (ʘ‿ʘ✿) he got a text from Bonney WAY BEFORE CALLING LUFFY and she up in his dms like “haha what’s good sexy~ miss that bod of yours (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) should come over yeah? 🌚”

AND HIS FUCKING BITCH ASS RESPONDED WITH “sure. HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?”

MOTHERFUCKER

(ノꐦ ಠ皿ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[sporadicsprinkles]

u asked for anons here u go: UR ART IS FUCKIN, C U T E

aaAaAAhHHhH you’re gonna make me cry ;----; thank you. I try very hard to make my art look niceee. ;----;

#ask

[aslongasimhereyoureinvincible]

Some Kenma HCs because I love him:

Kuroo: we’re like the blood that- Kenma: AAAAHHHHH Kuroo: ...We’re like the blood th- Kenma: *AAAAAAHHHHH*

Yaku is saved as ‘shortass’ in his phone

Inuoka jokingly asks ‘what team?’ and Kenma screams ‘WILDCATS’ on instinct

Yamamoto: /breaths/ Kenma, who hasn’t slept in 4 days and not eaten in 3: god do you ever *shut up?*

he unironically thinks Fukunaga is hilarious, if Kuroo is unavailable Fukunaga is the official ‘Kenma Cheer-er Upper’

refuses to go near Lev if he’s sitting down because what if he puts Kenma on his shoulders again

saw Kai drop a pizza and cry about it for 35 minuets, may or may not have taken a video

whenever his kouhais ask him for school advice he just wheezes.

He hasn’t handed in homework since the 2nd month of 1st year

Kenma voice: Daily reminder that Tamahiko is my favourite person here and that yallre crackheads who I hate, Shibayama I like you too but you’re friend with the knuckleheads squad so you’re on thin fucking ice

sometimes when the team asks him for a strategy he just deadpans them and says ‘don’t loose’

beat Breath Of The Wild in a 2 day binge and hasn’t been the same since

definitely fucking needs to go to an optician but refuses to because he *knows* that Kuroo would steal his glasses at every opportunity

Sometimes says incredibly scientifically incorrect things to piss of Kuroo

Kenma: hey Kuro, chlorine is that green thing in plants right? Kuroo, vibrating: you’re killing me Kenma, you’re killing your captain

He’s that kid who brings a knife to a fist fight

Drinks orange juice right after brushing his teeth, zero fucks given

Kenma, talking to Tora: man Lev can be so annoying sometimes he’s constantly asking me for extra spiking practice Some other 2nd year: yeah I know right Haiba’s so annoying and weird haha like who even taught to interact with other people? Kenma, rolling up his sleeves: the fuck did you just say?

Listen,, he cares A Lot about his friends he’s just awful at showing it

He loses all of his filter when he’s tired and also all of his braincells

Kenma, sleeplily: I could.. totally beat you up Yaku, trying not to laugh: sure you could Kenma

Speaking of braincells, he & Tamahiko are the only people on the team who actually have any

Kai is Kenma’s favourite 3rd year because unlike some Certain Other People he actually knows how to hold a civil conversation

There’s a ‘hitting your head off a doorframe’ jar in the club room and no one but Kuroo knows that Kenma put it there

The team empty out the money each month and use it to buy the fancy icecream they can’t get from the combini

Kenma is lactose intolerant, does this stop him from eating said fancy icecream? No

(He’s probably anaemic too seeing with how many times he straight up fuckin collapses at the end of matches)

(Also the fevers)

mains Toon Link in smash bros

he WILL rant for 5 hours about how fortnite is a PUBG rip off if you let him get started

Akaashi’s nickname for him is ‘Even-Bigger-Pain-In-The-Ass Kenma-san’ and he has no idea

Steals everyone’s hoodies like the gremlin he is

Has acne and flat out refuses to use cream for it. ‘It stings!!’ he argues, ‘it does that sometimes!’ says Kuroo who went through the worst of his acne phase in middle school. Kenma still won’t use it tho

His steam username is Xx_apple_314_xX because ‘applepi’ was already taken

He’s read homestuck and Kuroo will literally never let him live it down

#haikyuu!! #kozume kenma #haikyuu!! headcanons #nekoma #haikyuu!! manga #og post //