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Looks... bland. This layout will be familiar to anyone who's ever been on a social media platform before. It was definitely not created by the Fae, nor does it express the inner hells that exist on this lovely website.
4.5/10, usable but would not recommend.
A screenshot so you can see what I see:
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puppetmaster13u · 3 months
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Prompt 166
So Danny is going to blame this on Vlad. Everything was going great, his parents had accepted him, Ellie is home for a while as was Jazz, Vlad was going to ghost-therapy along with Jordan to both get over apparently very bad obsession-sickness, and it was finally summer break! Which meant camping, and no ghost stuff for the first time in forever. 
He should have known everything was going too well, because that’s just the Fenton luck isn’t it? So he was going to blame this entire thing on Vlad, even if it might maybe be his own fault just a little bit. But how was he supposed to know the glowing rock formation that looked sort of like a portal was actually going to do something?! 
Urgh, he’s not going to deal with dimension travel, he already has to deal with time bullshit thanks to his peepaw! At least they’re all in this together and haven’t gotten separated? Ugh. This is going to be annoying. 
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jaw-bones · 9 months
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🌿🗡️✨
—ft. yves~
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blizzardream · 4 months
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Alriiiight so some art I put on Flight Rising is refusing to show for some reason? so I'm going to move it all in this one post so I can grab the image links again. I think the previous host (Google fucking hangouts apparently) died on me T-T
Pretty sure most of these are my own dragons but I'm going to double check!
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^Moonflight, my Shadow Flight Representative and clan healer!
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^my friend flakethecat's Altair!
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^Flintfire and Rasa, my clan messenger and his (although he won't admit it) adopted son!
oh apparently it was just these three lol everything else is fine.. for now
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pandorastower · 5 months
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Art by ぼんこ
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talesfromsiteredacted · 10 months
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Dealing With Fae Entities, a Helpful Guide To Managing Elves, Faeries, Pictsies, and Other Annoyances
Hi, kids! This is Dr. Snow here, your friendly neighborhood Fae expert, as of this afternoon. After several very irritating encounters with the Fae, Dr. Clef and I agreed I should record some tips for dealing with them.
First thing first, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE, NO MATTER HOW FRIENDLY A FAE MAY SEEM AT FIRST ENCOUNTER, GIVE THEM YOUR TRUE GIVEN NAME. Names have power, give them yours and you are screwed.
Second, never enter any contract without reading it three or four times and running it through both Legal and Ethics first. Dr. Venser failed this crucial test, and had to give up her first born child. Don't be like Venser. Fae contracts are almost as hard as Hell contracts to break.
If cornered, bonk the bastard relentlessly with cold iron. Burns them worse than a bloody flamethrower, plus the added hilarity and embarrassment of being nearly clubbed to death by cookware. Skillets are the best option, but never underestimate the humble fireplace poker.
Do not, no matter how hungry you are, or how good the food or drink look, accept "free" gifts from the Fae. That's how you wind up in their debt. Plus, the Fae are worse cooks than Clef, which is saying a lot. THERE IS NOTHING FREE WITH THE "FAIR FOLK"! Bunch of scheming, cheating arseholes. Again, remember Dr. Venser!
Never believe a word they say. They lie more than Clef.
If a Fae raiding party approaches, throw candy at them then call in the MTFs. They're distracted by sweets, much like children. Plus, they are compelled to pick up every single piece of thrown sugar. Candies that shatter against hard surfaces, like jawbreakers, are ideal.
If captured, AGREE TO NOTHING, EVEN THE ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS. Agreeing with the Fae on anything is practically giving them consent to torture you.
Carry silver on your person at all times. To think, Dr. Harrigan laughed at me over my silver snowflake Scranton pendant. She's not laughing now, seeing as she's now the Fae King's newest plaything. Silver burns Fae like cold iron, plus it renders their unicorns too weak to do much.
Trust nothing in the presence of the Fae. They bend reality just by being here. Cold iron jacketed hollow point magazines will be distributed by Munitions. Treat them like your average Bixby, aim for their head once distracted.
To ward against the Fae, salt the entryways and windows. While this works on vampires due to the purity of salt, the elvish arseholes will be compelled to pick up every last grain of salt spilled. You may then headshot them to your heart's delight.
If attacked by six inch tall blue pitcsies with red hair and a tendency to fight, steal, or drink anything they come across, offer copious amounts of alcohol, and hide. The Nac Mac Feegle may be tiny compared to him, but those scunners managed to kill SCP 076-2 with minimal effort. One of them even climbed in his loincloth. Look, if even ABEL is afraid of these guys, don't try to take them on. Abel barely lasted ten minutes.
Refuse ANY item offered. We do not need another "Anomalous Ring Of Inconsistent Waterbreathing" incident. Poor Dr. Mariner needs a tank now, and that damned thing is fused to his finger.
Unicorns, while beautiful, are... not very nice. How not nice? They'll gore you as soon as look at you.
Do not look at the Queen of the Fae. Two reasons: one, she's incredibly vain and will pester you to no end on how beautiful she is, and then... she'll try to get you into bed with her. Bad decision. She's got a higher (dead) body count than a black widow spider, and like a preying mantis, bites her victims heads off. Two, the King is hella jealous and you may not even live to accept that invite to the Queen's bed. Bigger dick than the Scarlet King.
Glitter also distracts the Fae long enough to dome them easily. Especially if 035 coats his junk in it. Wasn't ever expecting Disco Dong Dyo to be helpful, but the bastards were so confused killing them was easy.
If all else fails to repell the elvish dickheads, threaten to summon Dr. Clef. Not even their King wants to hear his ukulele.
If, for some reason you are tired of life, you decide to really annoy the Queen, insult her appearance. Again, she's extremely vain. She'll be so busy trying to become your version of the "perfect" woman it's easy to distract and kill her. Use their weaknesses against them.
Those perfect, 7 foot tall walls of elvish muscle in the invading forces? That is not at all how they really look. The average Fae's no taller than 5 feet tall, max. And uglier than a Hollywood divorce. It's a glamour, pretty convincing one too. Distract them enough, and it crumbles.
Speaking of distractions, these dickheads are compelled to dance whenever they hear music. You can thank Dr. Myriad for this one, they had the entire army grooving along to the "Safety Dance". Yes, there is video footage. No, the Fae do not have rhythm. It was like watching the most awkward mass dry heave set to '80's pop.
Grimhounds, much like Wu-Tang Clan and the Ethics Committee, ain't nothing to fuck with. Think hellhounds on massive doses of steroids, pcp, with the most advanced and aggressive case of rabies, with teeth sharper than Abel's swords. They are fast, relentless, and the only sure way to get them off your arse is to blow them off the map with high explosives.
While it is possible to bribe the Fae... they're not trustworthy. Just don't bother.
Mousetraps work well against smaller entities. As do cats; Liam caught one last night. Was really funny to see my fluffy boy dragging this cursing little sod all around my kitchen like my cat was doing a victory lap. Theiving bastards won't raid my pantry again anytime soon, heh heh.
Clef discovered if you use enough rocks, you can weigh them down enough to drown them. It might have helped that the portal opened upon the Red Pool instead of the ocean as I intended. Oopsie. Mea Culpa if the Ethics Committee are reading this. I know, three months Keter Duty. Still worth it.
If you're thinking of poisoning the Fae... don't bother. It simply doesn't work. No one knows why. They can, however, succumb to the zombie prion disease, but then... you have to deal with feral, infectious, and above all quite undead Fae.
For once, those damned bloody Tesla Gates are useful. Fae and electricity do not react favorably, for the Fae. They explode. Bone shrapnel is an issue, but if you get far enough back it's minimal. Still, wear your goggles kids!
073 is immune to the Fae glamour. He confirmed the Fae being unattractive, and I think it was the first time I ever heard him drop the "mf" bomb. Dr. Gears dropped his Foundation issue mug so hard it shattered. You know you're hideous if CAIN, the nicest guy in the Foundation, calls you "one ugly motherfucker" to your face. Dr. Clef and Dr. Cimmerian nearly hyperventilated laughing in shock.
In need of a quick distraction, but trapped in your office? Simply scatter whatever is on top of your desk, book it out of your door, and flag down the fine friendly folks in the MTF. While the Fae reorganizes your desktop, the MTF can shoot them. Even if you don't believe Clef on this... we had one in his office last month, he scattered his massive pile of paperwork on the floor, by the time we got the clear to go back in, his desk had never been better organized. Aside from the blood splotch on his Shooter's Bible.
Fun fact: Fae are highly flammable. A raiding party caught the backblast from one of 682's Volcano Chili farts, there was nothing but ash in seconds after the flame hit them. Must ask if we can weaponize the big lizard's flatulence, that stuff burns hotter than even thermite! Pity R&D could never quite replicate it, even if it reeks worse than a zombie skunk in a manure pile.
By all means, allow 049 access to the Fae should they attempt another invasion. With his skills and knowledge, we'll soon know exactly how these bastards operate on a physical level. For once, Ethics Committee has authorized 049's request for live test subjects, provided they're Fae. No, Agent Dennis does not count, he's just short, not an evil magical arsehole.
One last thing: I cannot stress this enough. NEVER TELL THE FAE YOUR TRUE GIVEN NAME, AGREE TO ANYTHING THEY ASK, OR THINK OF TRUSTING THEM FOR A SECOND. I realize this sounds incredibly species-ist of me, however, it's truth. The Fae cannot be trusted, even less so than you'd first suspect. They will trick you, use you, then drop you harder than the atom bombs. Shoot them first, don't bother with asking questions.
Okay, I think that's everything. Oh, wait... never mentioned how to spot one before it spots you. Grimhounds are obvious. Hellhounds on steroids with rabies. The Nac Mac Feegle, once you meet them you're either broke or dead. The others? People who seem way too perfect, too good to be real, you meet in life? Those could be Fae. The hot chicks in the bar everyone is flocking around despite them being mean vapid idiots? Fae. The super smoking but arrogant dickhead every straight girl in 10 miles is lining up to be rejected by? Either Lucifer Morningstar post marriage or Fae. The guy in Soho offering unbelievable deals on top line stuff like PS5s or suchlike? Fae. And shimmering lights where no such lights could possibly be, Fae. They can be anywhere. Stay alert, stay aware, trust your instincts. Keep on, carry cold iron and silver, and Secure, Contain, Protect on.
Hugs,
Dr. "Rabbit" Snow and Dr. Alto Clef
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zal-cryptid · 2 years
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SCP canons - From 120's Archives 🇵🇱
As the world becomes more and more magical and wondrous, the Foundation must change its ways towards acceptance and collaboration. Unless it wants to let the world surrender to the fallout of the Three Great Diasporas, the possibly resurgent Fae Empire, and its god-like ruler, Queen Mab, it must finally make a move, in a collaborative effort to change the world for the better.
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izzieislandheart · 10 months
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OH MAI GAWD you guys, the new Crystal Shop scene from the Achievements update is PERFECT for my progen, Hermaphroditus. <3 I freaking love this update and everything in it. <3
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puffl3m0n · 2 months
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Puffle, Truffle, and Fluffle(Old, may update soon, but for those that wanna see the changes I do in the future)
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callum-librrry · 1 year
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JANK 2 rewrite
JANK is a project I have with me and some of my friends. I have decided to rewrite and finish one of our dead stories.
This post will act as a sort of master post for the time being, since i plan to post it here in chapters.
Chapter 1: You Don’t Belong Here
Chapter 2: Crime and Punishment
Chapter 3: What’s Love Without Fighting?
Chapter 4: The Lair
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xeneric-shrooms · 19 days
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🍓fr ask game!
🍓Biggest dragon in your lair (based on in-game sizes) and biggest dragon in your lair (based on lore sizes
In terms of ON-SITE size Cassette here would be my largest with a Length of 30.99m and a Wingspan of 18.52m
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But for lore/headcanon my dragon PlanetaryFizzANYWAYS
In lore PlanetaryFizz (name given to it by the head scientist) is the largest
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It's a transdimensional entity that infiltrated the Aether Orbiter and assumed the appearance of the Aethers inside. It's not malignant, but it's not overly friendly. You could approach it but it's very dangerous to, it could kill you in an instant.
It's held in some sort of cell in the laboratory and is being studied. The head scientist, Hollunuo, has appointed himself the task of understanding this... Thing.
It's driving him mad though. At first he thought the cell actually contained the entity, but he quickly realized that no. The entity is staying in there willingly. It can leave whenever it wants to.
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(↑↑This guy right here↑↑)
PlanetaryFizz' true size is unknown, but after the Orbiter returned to Sornieth and the entity was taken to the lab it grew in size. Significantly. It's about the size of a 3–4 story house currently.
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alinatron · 8 months
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PREORDERED FASHION DREAMER PHYSICALLY YEA BOOOOOOOOY!! smyths had this bad boy after all...... maybe marvelous arent so bad after all (thats a lie. no sign of rune factory 3 special💔💔)..... its €45 (and smyths usually has v low prices, so chances are this is the lowest its going lol). also i only found it bc i noticed they have a preorder section, bc get this... the games mislabelled as "fashion designer". i emailed their customer service to correct it so hopefully they fix it soon (...but its midnight on a friday so uh. hrm.)
still though im probs gna be playing it before most japanese people lets gooooo!! the 2nd of november cant come fast enough
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necrofae · 8 months
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all 45~ people who bought one of these stolen pins owe me $100 in reprimands for the psychic damage ive been dealt
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doyamoyee · 11 months
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ive never donated to ao3 but just curious why is it bad? this is the first im hearing of this and i want to be educated lol
1) they don't need it.
2) a lot of people actually do need it.
3) they host a bunch of wack shit (actual c/p, r/pe fics, racist fics etc etc) and have bs excuses about why it's being kept up. people also defend this. and it's like. up. still.
4) they do not need it they overshoot their goal by literal tens of thousands of dollars every single time & don't have transparency about where the money is going.
5) the people who donate by and large Have to be a dick about it & doubling down on their fucked up morals by going out of their way to be racist/classist/shitty etc esp to people who have donation posts up and are vocal abt being against ao3
5) literally sm more but its almost 2 am and I am very tired.
6) i cannot strwss this enough. they. do. not. need. it.
also like. why is it bad? see above reasons but i have a question to ask in return..
why would it be good? like? even if u didnt know about this which ok.... uhm thats on u lol. they overshoot their goal every goddamn donation drive.....why tbe FUCK would anyone donate to something that clearly and evidently doesnt need it? and importantly.... what does ao3 really DO? like. successfully? quickly.
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sunveiledrp · 9 months
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Fae
In a land much unlike our own dwell the fae, a mythical, metaphysical race of purely magical beings that have lived among legends of the folk for generations. Attuned to the natural world and its otherworldly creatures, they have kept largely to themselves for centuries, venturing only into the mortal realm as fancy suits them. And even then, it is rarely to interact with mortals. Instead, they keep to their courts in the Feywild, attuned to their world, keeping company in their own society. For mankind is confounding, with their lives infinitesimally small and their desires even smaller. What confounds them most about mortalkind is a simple lie, for a fae must always tell the truth. But lifetimes of honesty have made them tricky—for they are master wordsmiths and cunning linguists. You may always trust a fae at her word, for it is always the truth. Yet how much of that truth remains to be seen until it is far too late. Still, it may be worth it to make a deal with the fae. But be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. Abilities: allure, self-sustenance, glamour, misdirecction, puppet enchantment Weaknesses: overexertion, technology, honesty, iron, homesickness
Species Upgrade: Aos Si
Particularly old and powerful fae are able to harness the very essences of magic itself. They are called the aos si, and are the most revered members of the Feywild. More in tune with the natural world than their simple fae counterparts, they receive the following additional skills: magical energy manipulation, magical teleportation, magic aura, magic manifestation
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peculiarpixie · 1 year
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GUIDEBOOK | HOME | DISCORD SHOW ME YOUR TEETH is a slice-of-life modern fantasy in that you can build a character in a safe and open community and not feel left out. We welcome all walks of life and encourage community growth amongst each other. Have a fun idea? Throw it at us! We'd love to see what everyone brings to the table.
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