#Fahc geoff

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Geoff Ramsey and Jack Pattillo from the Fake AH Crew are moirails!

#fahc geoff #fahc jack #fake ah crew #fahc #moirails #jackeoff #rage happy #mod lollie #lollies requests #cw homestuck #ragehappy

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Geoff Ramsey from Fake AH Crew / Achievement Hunter

#geoff ramsey #fahc geoff #fake ah crew #fahc #Achievement Hunter #transparent #free to use

[basic-bamboo]

FAHC AU where Geoff retires from the formal crew business after passing the lead on to Trevor and now runs a farm where there are mostly chickens, but also pigs so they can bring bodies to get eaten

#FAHC #achievement hunter #simple farmer Geoff

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okay so I have a new fahc au where everyone is from California bc I started getting ideas and I couldn’t stop. these are based on living in California for the last five years and being in a relationship with a Californian; I’m sorry if I’m insulting where you’re from but know it’s with love lol 🫶🏽

Jeremy: the Antelope Valley. during poppy season the ground everywhere is Rimmy Tim colors so it just makes sense [also my gf said he gives off big “dropped out of AVC vibes” and like. iykyk they’re SO right]

Alfredo: San Francisco. duh

Gavin: LA. if you don’t think the Golden Boy thrived in WeHo what are you doing

Trevor: Sacramento. boy starts out so buttoned up ofc he grew up in the capitol

Matt: Humboldt County. it’s like the South Carolina of California

Michael: Bakersfield. you don’t get that fighty without some kinda complex

BK: San Diego. idk she just gives me beach girl vibes

Lindsay: Marin County. woodsy; isolated rich people; it’s close to SF so proximity to gay but it’s very insular so it fits the characterization I have for them

Ky: Palo Alto. it’s cute, a little stuck up (not that Ky is but I think it’s a fun background for her), but not as soulless and soul sucking as Mountain View

Joe: Irvine. it gets shit on but it’s still a big university town so it’s easy to get a complex about it and get really defensive of it, and I think it would be really funny if he got teased to shit about it by everyone else

#fahc #this was genuinely just for fun but I cracked myself up doing it #and I ran it past my Californian gf who doesn’t really know a lot about fahc but they agreed w me based on what they do know #jeremy #michael #gavin #alfredo #trevor #matt #Joe #bk #Ky #Lindsay #and yes I didn’t include Geoff or Jack bc they’re no longer part of my fahc sorry #bonus points though: Weems is from Mountain View Larry is from Dublin Shelby is from Daly City Ash is from Union City #also I feel like bk ky or fredo could be from Oakland as well but idk I like what I went with #original

[sorcererinthestars]

I've been doing some thinking about classic FAHC and I've been binging Leverage and I just wanted to sort of share my redefined ideas about the roles people have on the crew. It's much more blended than the original fahc where everyone had distinct roles. In the "new" FAHC: Geoff has sort of taken a back seat. He's around and still 100% has his fingers in the pie but Trevor is now the Mastermind of the organization. It's him who really plans the heists and really sits down to work them out. Trevor is also partially a frontman and mainly (in my head), their Thief. I see him in a pair of leather gloves to cover his (metaphorically) sticky fingers, smoothly talking to someone or stealing a keycard from their pockets. He's just as comfortable in the vents as he is directing the crew. Ky is also a huge protege with Trevor, working hard in the background to learn the job of the mastermind and producing a heist from start to finish.

Jack is still in the crew, of course, but has sort of taken a bit of a step back with Geoff. She's there to drive the getaway car but has left the more dangerous pieces with the younger crew, although she's still on hand to patch them up when they get themselves into Situations. She's the Getaway Driver and the Medic.

Michael is sort of the Head Dog in the Hitter pack, which encompasses Joe and Alfredo as well. Michael's a hands-on Brawler, down to fight, but also enjoys teaching the other two. Joe is also a Brawler, just gets in there, but Alfredo is sort adjacent as their Sniper. He's better from a distance, a sharp-shooter, although with Michael's influence he can get a bit fighty up front (where Trevor has to drag him back to the plan). What surprises them is how much Ky gets involved in the physical parts of the crew and how she ain't afraid to throw a punch. Of course, when needed, they can always count on Lil J to throw up and wreck shop when he's in town.

Gavin is their frontman and is their Grifter. He's the one that runs the longer cons, the one who can wear a million hats and pivot on a dime to charm even the most reluctant of Marks. He's left the hacking mainly to Matt, who acts as the main crew Hacker. He not only manages the basic hacking but is good with gadgets. BK also focuses mainly on being a secondary Grifter, providing the feminine energy to Gavin. The two can make a very deadly pair when set on crews together. BK is also a pretty powerful sharpshooter when she needs to be.

The thing about Lindsay is that they are truly still, as always, the Wildcard. Lindsay will brawl when they need to, they will grift and be incredible at it, putting on any voice and nailing it. They are very good at planning heists (especially when they need the element of surprise) and really can fit in any role. Ace of Spades, they are.

Thoughts?

#fahc #i haven't written an update post for fahc in a long time #but honestly #i will die on this hill

[somegrumpynerd]

Imagine fahc Geoff trying to scare the younger members of the crew by telling them a scary story he remembers about a couple whose car breaks down and the guy leaves for help and the woman hears scratching-

And then Geoff is the one who gets scared when they almost all blurt out “man door hand hook car door” in unison

#AH #Fahc #I feel like he would know that story but not the meme

[uy8hg-art]

A Shoulder to Lean On

It’s been a minute but it’s time for @rtwritingcommunity secret springfairy! Happy Springfairy, @shadeofazmeinya​ !

Prompt: Recovering from an injury (nothing drastic). And of course the best medicine is cuddles and comfort food in bed. Could be an injury from an accident, a fight (like in fahc au), or in protecting one another.

Summary: When a heist fails in a big way, no one is exactly pleased. But Michael notices that Gavin is even less pleased than the others, and decides to investigate what's got his friend down.

Preview:

To say the heist didn’t go well would be an understatement. The Fake AH Crew had had their fair share of chaotic heists, but this was a new record just for how poorly things could go. It hadn’t even happened in a fun way that they could laugh about later, but in a just downright Not Good way. Somehow, the cops had gotten tipped off about their plan, so the crew aborted Plan A in favor of Plan B before they’d even started. This normally would have been fine, as none of them could remember a time that something hadn’t gone wrong, except this time, they’d been on a time crunch. Plan B was nowhere near as well researched or planned as Plan A had been, and thus, a whole bunch of their information was just plain wrong. This would also normally be fine, since improv was what they did best, except the universe was extra not in their favor that day. Their comms system hadn’t been stable, and every warning they tried to yell at each other sounded like they were going through the world’s longest tunnel that was also somehow underwater. To add to this, no one felt at the top of their game physically, which could most likely be blamed on the intense Wii Sports competition the night prior.

So yes. The heist had ended before they’d even made it to their prize. Not the finest day for the Fake AH Crew.

“That sucked,” Michael declared to the silent car for the fifth or sixth time as they drove lazily around the upper hills of Los Santos. They didn’t know if anyone was following them, and as much as everyone wanted to get to the penthouse and sleep for the next year, they needed to make sure they weren’t leading the cops right to them. Jack had taken half the crew in her minivan for a tour down by the water, while Geoff had taken the other half and squeezed them into a small hybrid car to venture into the hills. “How did that go so bad?”

Read the rest on AO3!

#uy8hg writes #ah fanfic #ah fanfiction #rtwriting

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disclaimer: very old au

tw ryan is still in this au since this was created and worked on in like 2019 subject to edits

Info: Mostly based around an au of the fake ah crew and some of their minecraft series.

fahc gems:

Geoff- Rhodonite Jack- Larimar Ryan- Bloodstone Michael- Tourmaline Gavin- Yellow Pearl Jeremy- Overcooked Ametrine Ray- Ametrine Lindsey- Sunstone Meg- Cherry pearl Matt- iolite Alfredo green jade Trevor orange jade Fiona: Boulder Opal

#fahc gems #fahc au

[shyafwriter]

Lil' Last Line Investigation

I was tagged by @fornhaus. Should be interesting; let’s do this.

Rules: List the LAST lines of the last ten (10) stories you published. Look to see any patterns you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any. Then tag some friends.

Ok so I don’t have 10 stories published, but I’ll do my most recent 5.

1) The Prince and the Pauper (Alfreyco, T, historical royalty AU)

Alfredo squeezes his hand, and in that moment, he’s never felt surer of anything in his life. “He’s my choice.”

2) To Shelter You (co-written with @fornhaus; WIP, Alfreyco (and later Jackeoff), M, RT hybrid AU)

Their hands reach out to squeeze Michael and Alfredo’s, and then they lead them obediently back out into the lab.

3) Red as the Dawn (WIP, Gen, M, superpower AU inspired by the book Red Queen)

“I just dropped by to give you a warning myself. Ramsey will lead you to where you need to be. And if you’re done admiring yourself in that mirror, I think they’re waiting for you.”

4) One Dumb Joke Away (Gen, squint and you might see Alfreyco, M, Halloween FAHC AU)

They bolt out to the car, leaving Lindsay blinking at the door they left thrown open. “I… what?!”

5) Spooky Scary AU: New Beginnings (Gen, M, halloween supernatural monsters AU)

He sips his coffee again, sighs and says: “I’m going to play some Peggle.”

Of the three here that are completely finished, all of them end on speech, and on reflection that might be too common in my work. The prevalence of Alfredo in these final scenes (four out of five) is hardly surprising since he’s at least a major character in most of my fics, but I guess I like finishing on Geoff and Lindsay more than I realise since three of these scenes feature Geoff and two Lindsay. Geoff I understand as a grounding figure, but Lindsay is a real surprise, although they were definitely the right person to close out the chaos that was the One Dumb Joke Away fic.

And most of these end on one syllable words, with the only outlier being Peggle. Huh.

#I think everyone that I would tag is already tagged elsewhere #but y'all should do it this was fun

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For writing ideas, what about fahc geoff first meeting jack when she helps him get out of a botched robbery and that’s how they form a team?

So I finally got around to finishing this. It's probably not my greatest work but it's something.

Rating: Teen and up.

Warnings: Mention of blood and Knives.

Word Count: 1,100.

Jack wasn't entirely sure how she ended up working as a maid, but she did. Cleaning up after rich people was unbearable, her feet and back would ache after the long days spent working. The rich clientele were insufferable, these people obviously had never had to do anything for themselves, they would leave the biggest messes imaginable. On top of it all, they were assholes through and through, plus they didn't even pay well. Despite it all, a job is a job, and when you're in a city like Los Santos living ain't cheap, so any money Jack could get was greatly needed.

Jack woke up to the sound of her phone buzzing on the nightstand, checking the time her clock read 4:00 A.M. Groaning she reached over to see who it was. The contact photo for one of the houses she worked at greeted her on the screen.

"What now?" Jack sighed, not only was it early but it was supposed to be her day off.

Answering the phone Jack listened as the Lady prattled on about how they had a big party last night and were supposed to be heading for the airport soon so someone needed to clean the house, and if Jack would oh so kindly do it they'd pay her double the normal amount. Putting on a happy voice Jack agreed and asked when they'd like her to come in.

At 7 o'clock Jack got out of bed and by 8 she was at the house. Entering Jack was met with an unsurprising mess, the place was trashed and of course, it was her job to clean it. Starting in Jack began picking up and throwing away all the trash, she hadn't been at it very long when the sound of movement upstairs caught her attention. She was sure the lady had said no one was going to be home. Despite her better judgment, Jack proceeded up the stairs to the second floor in search of the source of the noise. Jack's first clue that something was horribly wrong was the sight of blood leading from one of the bedrooms to a bathroom. The sound of water soon drifted out from behind the almost but not quite closed door. Now Jack is not one to frighten easily and living in Los Santos had left her a bit desensitized to certain things, this shouldn't have been one of them but somehow Jack retained a calm composure and proceeded towards the door. Pushing it open Jack was met with a sight she hadn't expected. Leaning over the sink was a heavily tattooed man holding a towel against some sort of wound on his upper right arm. The man's head shot up at the sound of the opening door, his eyes were wild yet sunken, and his face seemed pale, overall the man looked rough. The man dropped the towel as he backed up away from Jack. Fishing a knife out of his pocket he slid it open and pointed it at her.

"Stay back, I don't wanna hurt you."

Jack threw her hands up and took a step back.

"Alright, I'm not gonna try anything."

The two of them stood there a moment in silence, the man seemed shaky, Jack wasn't sure if it was nerves or blood loss but either way, Jack knew that the situation was tense.

"Can I ask what you're doing here?" Jack spoke softly.

"I could ask you the same, wasn't supposed to be anyone here."

"I'm a maid, I got a call asking for me to come in today, supposed to be my day off but they offered double my usual fee. Now, you?"

The man let a breath out through his nose, the man's shoulders sank a bit as he seemed to relax. He still held the knife, but he brought it down to his side.

"It was supposed to be a quick job, in and out in less than an hour, grab whatever we could and bolt. Unfortunately, my partners had other plans. They shot me and left me here. No honor among thieves they say." The man looked at the gunshot wound. "It's just a flesh wound, so I guess I'm lucky in that regard."

Jack had lowered her hands and was playing with the bottom of her shirt nervously. She thought carefully about her words.

"Maybe you should sit down, you're not looking too good."

The man looked back up at her.

"What do you care?"

The question was more confused than suspicious.

"Fair question, I'd just hate to see you faint or something."

The man laughed lightly and nodded his head. He made his way over to the tub and sat down on the edge, Jack stepped forward into the bathroom more to keep eye contact with him.

"What's your name?" He asked.

"Jack, Jack Pattillo. You?"

The man waited a moment, thinking, before finally answering.

"Geoff Ramsey."

Jack nodded leaning against the sink.

"It's nice to meet you, unexpected, but nice."

Geoff laughed and finally put away the knife.

"Likewise. So, how's this gonna go? I take it you'll have to call the cops, and to be honest I'm not in shape to be making a run for it. You just want to talk until the cops get here?"

Jack gave a confused look and laughed.

"Who said anything about calling the cops? Honestly, I don't give a damn about you being here, the people who live here are fucking assholes and in my opinion, I'd find it very funny for them to get robbed."

"Really?" Geoff was surprised.

"Really. I don't see too much difference between you and me. We might have different ways of making money, but I'd bet we're in the same boat when it comes down to it."

"You are something special, you know that?" Geoff grinned.

"Thanks. Now, if you're still interested in getting something out of this, I know where they keep a bunch of expensive family heirlooms. He'll I'll drive ya where ever you wanna go too."

"You're serious?" Geoff was hesitant.

"Look, I'm not gonna turn ya in, and I'll probably get in trouble for that, so if I'm getting in trouble might as well go the whole mile."

Geoff stood up and threw his arm around Jack.

"Why don't you join me? I feel like I can trust ya, and I'm definitely in the market for a new partner. I got a feeling we could go far together."

Jack laughed and threw her arm around Geoff in return.

"Why not? I'm sick of being a maid."

#fahc #fahc geoff #fahc jack #achievement hunter #my writing

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im doing a lazy animation of the fahc for art class and this is my fav bit yet :))

#achievement hunter #fahc geoff #yea i forgot to add this is geoffs presentation sequence #i tried to make it into a gif but the quality droped SO MUCH

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Immortal

Fakes through the decades

1921-2021

#achievement hunter sims #fake ah sims #fake ah crew #fahc #fahc sims #ah sims #achievement hunter #immortal fahc #immortal!fahc #fahc geoff #fahc jack #fahc gavin #fahc michael #fahc lindsay #fahc jeremy #rimmy tim #fahc matt #fahc trevor #fahc alfredo #fahc ky #the sims 4 #ts4

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For the AH asks!! 5, 6, 8, 22, 37, 38 and 49!

AAHHH thank you erin!!!!!

5: Favorite team? oh team short temper obviously. if I could be known for one thing in the fandom I want it to be my deep and abiding love for team short temper lmao. honorary mentions to team little britain/tea party and elden bros though; some dynamics I can't get enough of.

6: Favorite ship? ...I mean obviously it's jeremichael sdkfjsd. alfreyco, jeremavin, and the stream team are my other favorites though!

8: Favorite AU? FAHC BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! FAHC!!! I have such severe FAHC brainrot that my main original fiction I'm working on is inspired by FAHC lol. I also have an R6 Siege AU I keep meaning to write though and that's my other favorite!

22: What series got you into their content? my friend that got me into them showed me all the Offense/Defense GTA videos and that's what got me hooked, and then GO! is what really solidified their hold on me lol.

37: Favorite Minecraft mini-series? sky factory!!!!!!!!! I miss sky factory SO MUCH I used to rewatch it all the time. does it get any better than blood magic, Gavin and Michael getting engaged, Geoff's chicken farm, and the nuclear heat death of the universe?

38: Favorite GTA mini-series? CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS BABY. I genuinely really hope they redo crimmies at some point (hopefully w Jeremy still!) because they were so fun and good and I love it so much. honorary mention to cunning stunts though, those are the ones I rewatch the most I think.

49: What's your favorite RT production outside of AH? you know I gotta say Red Web. or Lazer Team actually; that was the first movie I ever watched with my girlfriend before we started dating and we're still together 5 years later lol. it used to be Camp Camp but uhhhhh yeah. Red Web though!!! I recommend it to people all the time!

(original post here)

#about #fornhaus #thank you for all the asks i had so much fun answering them!!!!! #also i'm sorry i didn't have asks turned on lmfao thank you for letting me know so i could fix it!! #asks and answers

[sorcererinthestars]

For the AH asks!! 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 17, 38, 44 and 51 (hope that's not too many to answer 😅)

Hahaha, love, no problem at all. It's like 2013 tumblr where I'm just doing all these ask games again.

How did you get into AH? I'm boring and got into AH through Rage Quit, like all of them! My current (kind of) partner had never really heard of AH and I was going back through with him last weekend, which made me remember the first ever AH video I ever watched was The Impossible Game Part Two. Swiss-fucking-cheese-god-damn-it was the phrase that hooked me lol. Went through all the rage quits and then into the minecrafts and then to the GTAs and now here we are.

Who was your favorite when you started? Immediately, Michael and Gavin as I was introduced to AH via Rage Quit and I loved their dynamic, like everyone!

Who’s your favorite now? Favorite is such a tricky word because I love them all for all sorts of different ways. My partner asked me the same question and I didn't really have an answer. Of course still Michael (and Gav, when he's around). I adore Matt. I really love Ky and BK and their interactions. I am obsessed with Dad Michael and Kid Joe dynamic. Last but certainly not least I love the Red Web boyos. I really do think Treh has the softest spot in my heart right now though.

Favorite ship? I am a ride or die OG OT5 girlie (Michael/Jack/Geoff/Gavin/Jeremy) even if it doesn't make sense with the current layout. FAHC isn't AH really, so it doesn't matter lol.

For new crew? I am a hardcore Alfreyo shipper and BK/Ky (what is their ship name...?)

Favorite AU?

I'm still such a slut for the FAHC, honestly. Although the new outlaw AU is super cute. I also have a huge thing for 7 Days, its one of my favorite games, and there's not a lot of 7 Days AU out there so a girlies gotta take what she can get.

Favorite experience meeting any of the crew?

This will be my 5th RTX, but one of the best experiences was meeting Michael after Theater Mode in like 2018. He was obviously stupidly tired and just wanted to go home but he stayed and chatted with everyone who lined up to take pictures with him. Me and my friend were one of the last ones and I was like "we don't have to get a photo, go home" and he was like "nah come here" and it was super sweet.

Also pulling Treh over for a photo and getting to say hi was awesome.

Poor Joe at RTX last year was just still so flabbergasted anyone ever wanted to meet him, he is such a sweet boy.

Double hugs from Ky and BK <3 <3 <3

Matt gives one of the best hugs I've ever had.

Jeremy was so happy I was shorter than him.

Not AH, but I met Greg Miller at PAX once and he came running over to ME to take a pic because I was in an AH hat and signed it huge so the real AH guys had to fight for the premium real estate lollllll

Favorite GTA mini-series?

Gotta say Criminal Masterminds despite the fact that I don't really feel comfy going back and rewatching it. Only series I've ever watched that I was literally on the edge of my seat. They gotta do something like that again.

Has AH ever inspired you?

AH inspired me to make the videos that I had on YouTube and because of them I have like 300 subs. I don't make them anymore but it was a really great time in my life. I haven't updated them though, so proceed with caution.

Any videos, series, podcasts, etc. You’d recommend to new fans?

My partner that I mentioned is just getting into AH so I'm trying my best to compile a good watch list for him. Survive Block Island is incredible. The 7 Days series is top notch. Weird Place. Haunter, if you don't mind a certain someone being in it. Red Web has my heart.

There's so much incredible content, even from 2021 onward. Binge. Enjoy. Smile. Laugh! <3

#achievement hunter #ah #ah ask box game

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, One genuine Geoff laugh!

#achievement hunter #ah #rooster teeth #rt #achievement hunter art #rooster teeth art #attic salts #geoff ramsey #christmas art #christmas #12 days of christmas #fahc geoff

[somegrumpynerd]

Sometimes fahc Jeremy draws when they’re feeling stressed or bored and Geoff insists on putting every one of their drawings up on the fridge (no matter how much it embarrasses Jeremy)

#AH #Fahc #Fahc Jeremy #Fahc Geoff #He's just like ''look how talented my child is!!! They're an amazing artist'' #While Jeremy's practically hiding behind their sleeves like Geoff please it's just a cartoon of a bird #The thought is very much appreciated but it embarrasses them #Until somebody tries to call them out on something or make fun of them #Then it's ''oh I'm sorry is YOUR art on the fridge?? That's what I thought''