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killmebythebeach · 2 years

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Oli is in a snivily cage, imprisoned for his crimes of afterlife.

Love that trope of "Oh my gosh [horrific event]" "wait, does that mean [selfish arbitrary thing that happens to come out of it]?" Anyway Oli won afterlife I will hear nothing of it

It pained my heart that he terrorized Gem's village. Just a little.

I'm SO PISSED he didn't make more afterlife vids fucker got the VAMPIRE origin and that was the ONE original I wanted to see make a reappearance (maybe he streamed it though idk)

HE GOT STUCK ON LIZZIE'S ENIGMA MACHINE THAT TRAPPED JOEL SGJKVD.

Is he an angel when he's trying to bring Sausage back? If so: what the hell is that skin. Also he's lonely :( Oli plays off desperate loneliness well (edit: he's birb)

PEARL HAS HER DOOR NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN SGKNDSJK also WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!

I also love that this probably means Pearl was a god this whole time or she became god after dying. So a) Xornoth seeing god and going "Yeah ill terrorize that" or b) Pearl becoming god and deciding to go to Scott's perfect little afterlife to cause havoc

FIGHTING FARMER QUEEN SHE STILL IS A FIGHTER WE WIN THEEEEESE anyway fucked up god "just sleeeeeping" Pearl my beloved hope she makes more appearances. She really went "No <3" and then iseakied him.

Very glad afterlife Oli is empires Oli btw. I want him to join the stratosphere war so bad. "I don't know how many lives I've got left!" Ooooh

Glad he used the actual empires map I think. Also is he always in a Hawaiian shirt or is that new?

. Did he refer to himself as goated with the sauce.

THE EVERMOORE?! DOESNT LIKE HIM?! Like I know everyone is warned of the fog but a FROG?!

Oli gets the monster hunter achievement when he kills that pillaged at spawn. How is this man alive.

Is Oli like. Well?

Skrunkly.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RAVINE IS THAT?! WHY DOES IT GO ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE DEEP DARK?!

Once again. Is Oli okay? Like.

I'm pretty sure while he's talking about people drawing him he's taking jab at Joel, which is always welcome.

WHY IS THERE THERE A MUSIC NUMBER LIKE ITSLL PROBABLY BE AMAZING BUT OLI.

Everyone: oh my gosh! What happened to the dragon?!

Oli: *speed running music*

^ this is what I've gathered from this part so part

Idk who Zeuz is but he's funky. I want to make a cool guardian design of him and Oli. I feel like I'm watching the sage in an 80s fantasy movie with puppets watch an anime protag.

... I like the strider.

"I've pearled before-" everybody! Enderrail.... ENDERRAIL... ENDERRAIL!!!

"I'm gonna take you to BED. BATH. AND! BEYOND!" I have to encorperate that into my daily phrases. Oh yeah, the egg.

Friendly reminder: the first episode was a whole server event where everyone went to the end and saw the egg and dragon gone. Oli is gonna lore something... I feel it in my bones.

PIX'S BRIDGE!!!

Hc that Oli was in the credits for hundreds of years and that's why he never ran into anyone (ignore that he ran into spawn campfire before killing the dragon)

Oli on his racoon Tommy arc. This makes Gem Techno and I find that hilarious she should kill people. Wisps for the Wisp god or something idk haven't been here in a while

I don't know why I didn't notice Oli had a good voice? Also Gem walking up the stairs during that is peak comedy

Probably nothing (maybe it's like a setting or smth to turn off achievements) but Gem didn't get the achievement for picking up the egg

Also ??? Did Gem break that block under him?! Is he in Fwhip's place or elsewhere or ???

Okay question answered however Fwhip what the fuck. Really hoped Gem and Fwhip teamed up for that one. Also is the Sheriff just. Taking prisoners?

Idk I don't do live blogging but this was a special occasion.

#empires smp #empires smp s2 #theorionsound #empires liveblogging

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rywritten · 2 years

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🖋- Headcanon about a dream smp character

🎤 hello, thoughts on ur version of techno. Do u have cool back story?? 👁️👁️

—rin

thanks for the ask rin!

as for my version of c!techno, i do have some headcanons that i wanna share :D

(me: this is going to be a very fun and brief overview, nothing too fancy.

narrator voice: she ends up taking this way too seriously and ends up creating an entire backstory for c!techno, full of angst and dark themes)

In terms of appearance:

i use etceteraart's version of techno as inspo in all of my fics. i really like the pushed back fringes and undercut on him and find it a lot more attractive than the usually favored long haired techno design.

In terms of canon lore:

im actually very fascinated with techno and 'the voices' since it gives off deadpool vibes. it's something i tend to give a lot of consideration when writing canon-verse fics because i like being able to explore the amount of power the voices have towards techno when it comes to making decisions. personally, i like to think that techno, while he tends to find the voices annoyingly loud, would still hear them out if their opinions clash and give them the opportunity to reason out why they want to do things differently. but i wouldn't really say he'd be the type to listen much, techno tends to do whatever he wants regardless of what the voices say.

In terms of a cool back story:

so this got out of hand way too fast and ended up being way too long. initially i was just planning to mess around with techno's lore, but then my lizard brain went: what if we add some depth and angst? and who was i to ignore that? so here i am with a very detailed and elaborate backstory for my beloved c!techno

cw: blood, disturbing images of corpses, and mentions of suicide

make sure to take those warnings into consideration before proceeding, but aside from that i hope you enjoyed this sort of c!techno origin story!! i had way too much fun typing this as i go. (fun fact: the entire backstory was something i actually came up on the fly bc it's only now after receiving this ask did i take the time to properly plan out my ver of techno's past)

so yeah, without further ado, here's c!techno's very cool and very detailed backstory:

so, ive always had this headcanon that techno was forced into the role of being the "blood god"

it wasn't his choice, but rather something he had to become in order to survive.

see, i pictured his childhood was something quiet and peaceful, where he lived in a small secluded village located in a land unknown to most, where his people are mostly farmers and miners. (or so he's lead to believe)

their land is bountiful with rich minerals and their harvests are always plentiful. the children would play in the fields until sunset and everything, in techno's eyes, was perfect.

the only thing they were ever told not to do was cross the boundary.

but one day, out of curiosity, techno went a little too far from his village when he followed a strange looking animal that further lead him throughout the forest that surrounded his village, until he finds himself at the very end of the boundary.

the boundary is a thick red rope that expands throughout the forest, encaging their village in a protective circle (from what, techno does not know for certain). there are paper talismans hanging every few feet on the red rope and a small golden bell hangs right at the very center.

the wind blows, causing the bell to jingle ominously, reminding techno once again of the village elder's warning. but before he could step back and make his way home, the strange animal that he's been following decided to appear once again, but this time it was on the other side of the boundary.

it stood quietly, with its head tilted to the side as if it was waiting for techno to catch it. and as a child, techno's curiosity and fascination got the better of him. he steps out of the rope and the moment he does, everything that transpired afterwards happened far too fast for him to comprehend immediately.

the sound of the bell began to increase in volume, almost deafening him, and the next thing he knew, the red rope was cut in half while the talismans have started to burn one by one on each side. techno frantically tried to tie the rope together, but as soon as he grabbed onto it, the rope began to burn from his touch, leaving nothing but ashes.

fear struck him then, causing techno to run back to his village as fast as he could.

the sun had set moments ago, causing techno to stumble and fall a couple of times in his haste to get home and as soon as he reaches the meadow overlooking his village, he begins to wonder why the sky still looked so bright from where he stood.

it's only once he's reached the bottom of the meadow did he realize that the bright sky was from the fire surrounding the village.

around him, he could hear the screams of dying men and women. there are strangers amongst his people, all of them riding horses wearing metal and the strangers riding them were dressed the same way. they speak a language techno cant understand, but he saw the way they used their swords to pierce through the flesh of his own people and techno immediately runs towards his house in search of his family.

his mother and brother are nowhere to be seen inside their small hut, but as soon as he reaches the back of his house he's met with the sight of his family, both of them dead with their eyes gouged out.

techno screams until his throat is sore and he could taste the blood in his mouth.

he is left powerless in his grief, but the invaders wastes no time in capturing him. Suddenly, there are hands wrapping around him, holding him tight and bounding his arms and legs. techno struggles to break free, but his captors are stronger and many in numbers. it didn't take long until he's pressed to the ground and knocked unconscious.

the last image that he sees is his village burning to the ground, it's only later that he finds out that he's the only survivor.

he's taken to an arena the morning after, they hand him a rusted sword and a wooden shield before sending him off to the very center of the stadium where he meets a hundred or so like him, all of them trapped with weapons, most of them kids around his age.

an announcer was saying something, but techno doesn't understand the language he was speaking, though it seemed that most of the people trapped there with him did. their hold on their weapon tightened and they were all looking at him with something close to panic and desperation, but the intent to kill was unmistakable.

a horn blares from a distance and all at once everyone was charging at him with a cry.

while techno knew nothing about fighting or welding a weapon, survival was his top priority for now. he wasn't going to die here, he vowed to himself. and once his resolve was solidified, he felt something possess him for a moment. it was only for a short time where everything blurred to a sea of red and once he's finally come to, techno is met with an arena full of dead bodies.

he was the only one left standing. the crowd cheers from their seats and the announcer was saying something again, but techno doesn't register anything except for the slight shake in his grip and the blood soaking his hands and clothes.

he's ushered inside a small cell right below the coliseum along with a few dozen others that would sneer or shout at him when they passed their own cells, and its there that techno starts to learn the different languages his captors and fellow prisoners spoke.

it's on his second fight that he finds out more about his people and the attack that had changed his life forever.

the announcer's cheerful voice spoke rapidly, telling the audience a story about an ancient deity that had given a certain village blessings and a treasure unlike anything anyone could ever imagine.

they call his people, children of the blood god, for they have been blessed with wine red eyes and hair as beautiful as a rose. they say their eyes are worth all the riches of the world and techno's suddenly reminded of his mother and brother's corpses and the two identical holes left on their eyes.

for years his captors have been searching for them, but had no luck given the blood god's protection, it was only that one cursed day where they were able to locate the secret village and techno felt his stomach churn from the realization that it was all his fault.

they raided his village and left nothing behind. the announcer finally points to him, telling the crowd that he was the last of his kind, referring to him as a rare and valuable item that cannot be replaced. he says that the only reason why they're so lenient to let techno participate in the fight is due to the blessings the blood god had given his people: natural fighting instincts and the desire to win.

it doesn't take long for the fighting to start after that, and in the end, techno comes back the victor.

years have past and nothing has changed. he is still the crowned victor, earning the favor of the audience time and time again, and yet he is still treated like livestock by his captors.

he is still kept inside his small prison cell where he is only ever taken out to compete and kill his opponents.

the blood staining his hands have become useless to wash off and each night, despite his new victory, techno feels more and more defeated.

he has not been sleeping well for the past week, plagued by nightmares of the past and memories that haunt him even during his waking moments. in his exhaustion, voices have started to talk inside his head without his promoting.

at first it had just been his mother and brother, soon they were followed by the people of his village, all of them voicing their sorrows and pain. but then the voices shift to those he has killed, all of them angry and accusatory. they mock him and wish for his death, and as the day keeps going, the voices have increased in numbers and in volume.

techno thinks he's finally lost it, that his sanity has finally snapped, when the voices have been plaguing his mind for weeks without end.

it's on his 68th victory that he manages to swipe a knife from one of the guards before he's locked once again inside his cell.

one sleepless night, he takes the knife he'd stolen from under his pillow. he passes it on each hands and tests the sharpness of the tip with his pointer.

a small cut emerges and a bead of blood trickles down from it that techno watches silently. the voices are all shouting but it sounded distorted to him from so many of them talking at the same time.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" He screams, shaking his head vigorously.

"Stop talking." he whispers for no one else to hear.

techno breathes in slowly and closes his eyes and thinks about ending it all. once he opens them, he makes peace with his decision and aims the knife directly at this throat.

he's exhausted and tired to the bone, there is nothing to gain from his countless of victories but nightmares and vengeful ghosts that haunt him whenever he closes his eyes. his desire for everything to stop now outweighs his desire to avenge his people.

he wishes he was stronger, but now he's just so incredibly tired.

slowly, he pulls the knife back and readies himself to take aim. but before he could strike the final blow, the voices have stopped talking altogether, surprising techno momentarily.

"What do you think you're doing?" One voice, unfamiliar to techno, spoke.

the voice sounded gravelly, not entirely human. it sounded all knowing, ancient, as if it was as old as time itself.

"Who are you?" techno asked instead of answering.

"I go by many names." the voice spoke, almost sounding amused. "but i believe most have started to refer to me as the blood god."

"What do you want from me?"

"Isn't it obvious?" the blood god spoke, quietly. "A god needs a vessel, and you are the last of my children."

"Why me?" techno pushed on, unable to hide the pain and anger in his tone. "You could've had so many other options if you had saved everyone on that day. I was the one who ended up getting them killed."

"My child, what you had done was indeed a mistake that bore quite the horrible burden." the blood god spoke without the accusation techno had expected. "but a child should never be condemned for their curiosity, no matter the outcome. you have learned from your actions and have grown from it. You have proven yourself worthy to me."

"I haven't proven anything." techno nearly shouted.

"then continue to live." the blood god spoke evenly. "killing yourself will not solve your problems nor will it avenge your people."

techno thinks about it for a moment. he pictures his mother and brother, the smiles on their faces on a summer afternoon, the beautiful lush forest, and the colorful wildflowers growing in the meadow. then he remembers his village burning and the horrible sound of skin and bones breaking, and the unmistakable stench of death. he looks at this hands and pictures them soaked in blood, making his decision, he drops the knife and stares at the darkness surrounding his room.

"Alright." he says, making up his mind. "what do you want me to do?"

the blood god laughs, sounding delighted by his answer. "Become my blade and i will bless you with one more gift."

"What kind of gift?"

"Blood calls for blood." the voice spoke eagerly. "If you demand for blood to be shed, I will grant you the power to spill it with your own hands."

"And what does becoming your blade entail?"

The blood god thought for a moment before answering techno with "You are to be my vessel. The blade is its master's extension and when I call for you, you will do as I say."

"does agreeing to this deal get rid of the other voices too?" techno asks, hopeful.

the blood god laughs again, "im afraid the other voices will remain. they wish to continue their stay until they are put to rest."

techno sighs, resigned. he thinks about the offer one final time before making his decision.

in this world, there is no coming back from death. but the blood god has given him a second chance despite techno's shortcomings. and this time, techno doesn't plan on wasting it.

"A blade, huh." techno thought to himself. "i guess it's not a fate worse than death. You got yourself a deal."

The blood god doesn't say anything else after that, but a strange looking mark manifests on his palm during the god's sudden absence.

Techno looked at the small red mark at the very center of his left palm curiously. It was one word, written in his own native language that read: BLADE

The blood god may think he's helping techno along, becoming the god's vessel used for vengeance and retribution-

But the blood god knows nothing about Techno's wrath, and fundamentally once unleashed, it tends to lack control.

Closing his palm and letting the mark sink in, Techno decides that for once, he is finally ready to carry the burden of his entire village's need for vengeance.

tonight, he sheds the title of survivor and puts on a new one. he is now a weapon, a raging calamity ready to cause havoc whenever he goes.

he will be the victor, no matter the cost.

the voices are back now, and they all chant one thing in unison as if they've sensed techno's new resolve.

"Blood for the blood god!"

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💌 DSMP Analysist ask game!

#ry does ask games #technoblade #c!technoblade #when you answer an ask and you end up writing an entire origin story at 4 AM #yeah this is my life #@ c!techno i hope you appreciate this amount of effort and world building i made just for you

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dsmpkinfessions · 1 year

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Hey it's sure been a while hasn't it?

Currently I'm in an area where I'm the legal age to drink and that has been throwing me for a loop. I've kept a pretty good restraint so far, I've only had a sip of a strawberry and lime cider ( it was so delicious holy prime).

Reminds me of home, but our drinks weren't very tasty and were stored in potion bottles. Except for one bottle that Schlatt had, it was in a pretty glass bottle, the drink was brown (bourbon? Whiskey? Certainly not beer I wouldn't have drank it if it was. Actually. I would have. I never really cared what the taste was so long as it got the job done)

Ive always been in and out of drinking. I started before lmanberg and then stopped during, and then started again during pogtopia/manberg. I think when I became president I was sober for like a month! Which didn't last long as responibilites piled up, and then it got worse when the whole tommy thing happened, and then the techno thing, and then all the other things.

Prime, drinking is cringe though. Truly it is. I vaguely recall a time when I was drunk in front of my dearly beloved minutes man. I think he was the only person who ever cared whether I was drunk or not..

He was sweet like that. He always took care of me in the aftermath, giving me water and looks filled with pity. I couldn't even find it in myself to hate his pity, I couldn't hate anything from him.

Uhh since last time I talked on this blog I've gotten a few more memories, memories past new l'manberg which is... Fun.

I fucking love snowchester and I remember my wedding with boo! (Micheal was the ring bearer, he looked very handsome in his outfit! At the time he hated pants so he had a cute tux with a skirt outfit :3) oh oh! I keep getting off topic. Drinking. I need a sip of water (and so do you dear reader!) During snowchester I didn't drink a lot. I was a father and a builder and a farmer! I was doing science learning about the world that kept moving. The world that kept moving as I built a grave for my best friend. It wasn't the first time I had done it. I made a grave for him quietly during new lmanberg, it was right next to wil's. I didn't drink during the first time, just poured one out fir the homies.

The second time was a struggle, I hid bottles in the basement next to my workshop. Every time I was down there it was an internal debate whether to lose myself in work or in the sauce. I lost the debate just once. After that I ... Don't really remember ;/ I want to say that things got better after tommy was back, but its a bit blurry.

I kind of remember hitting on 16 (and I remember the aftermath, the yelling match when he respawned)

Wow. I cannot stay on topic. I should get out of bed and get dressed.

I could use a drink.

This juice will have to do.

~T🍪🌠 ( long post :D)

#posts that are - Mod Tubbo #why do we have similar memories #dsmpkin #dsmp kin #dreamsmpkin #dreamsmp kin #dream smp kin #tubbo kin #alcohol mention #alcohol cw #T🍪🌠#(<- totally didnt forget that)#🍪🌠

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dreamsmpimagnes · 2 years

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I had an idea and i thought youd be prefect to make it happen: au where during technoblades retirement arc the potato war with squidkid is happening and his s/o is just like 'my man, what are you trying to prove?💀'

i'm in love with you/hj

if anyone doesn't know what's going on, look up "Skyblock: The Potato War' on Techno's channel, it'll all make sense then

c!Technoblade Going Through The Potato Wars W/ His Partner

You and Technoblade had been in a healthy, steady relationship for a while now, the two of you taking up residence in a quaint cabin in a snowy biome with your two dogs, Hades and Persephone

His life reached a new level of calm that he had never experienced before to the point where the voices in his head had subsided significantly and, while it was all very lovely, it was stressful

Before this, he was constantly on his feet, either fighting, defending, planning or collecting resources for wars, so now that there was nothing but tranquility, he barely knew what to do with himself

That's when he decided to take up a few little hobbies to pass the time

Of course he spent time with you and your beloved pets, but you had your own things to do, so he had to find a way to occupy himself when you were off doing your own thing

After trying a few different options out, one of the things he found himself enjoying was farming

It started off simple enough with a few planters around the house that held plants for food and potion making ingredients. before he realized how helpful and sustainable farming was

With your help, he built a small greenhouse where he started farming more food; carrots, wheat, beet roots, and potatoes

You absolutely encouraged it

He found something that made him happy and you didn't have to take long trips to the nearest town and spend money on food (your boyfriend was at home growing and preparing it for you!) so really, it was a win-win

That was, until the catalyst

One day, when the two of you were in town together, mainly to buy more building materials and thick blankets to whether a particularly harsh winter, he looked at the news board in the town square

Sometimes he would check it to see if there were any ransoms he could fulfill (he had so much nice armor and weapons just sitting on mannequins and plaques, waiting to be used after all)

It didn't show anything like that thought, rather it expressed that a man "Squid Kid", as it were, was officially the number one potato farmer within hundreds of miles, and possibly even the world, for the 10th year in a row

While he didn't tell you, evidently, Techno found the stillness in his life absolutely dreadful, as he decided then to take it upon himself to start his own little war and usurp this man from his starchy throne

You, unaware of his new goal, noticed that he was gone for hours at a time

It's not that you didn't trust him, it's just that it was abnormal for him to be preoccupied for such a long time without telling you, so when you asked him about it, he brought you to the farm while explaining to you about why he decided to start in the first place

It was just a relatively large plot of land a way aways from your cabin, where he created a few golems to help with the cultivating nothing but potatoes

While you thought it was odd, you didn't think very much of it

You supported him in his little race and helped fuel his ambitions by dropping off materials he needed and, every now and again, helping him with farming by hand

Each time you did, he would tell you more and more about his plans on how he would achieve the title of 'Number One Potato Farmer'

After months, his presence was becoming more scarce at your shared home to the point of your dogs even noticing

Then you really realized the extent of his 'little' race (which was now two sided, as Squid Kid recognized him as a serious threat to his title)

It was no longer just a plot of land, instead thousands of miles of fertile soil and over 30 golems, just to farm nothing but potatoes

While you were usually incredibly supportive of his hobbies, you figure that maybe he was going just a tab bit too far with this one

Techno now had spread sheets and schedules covering the walls of his personal office and had several workers and a few spies on call, he, save for asking you about your day, exclusively talked about his efforts

You were very concerned

This thing that he had created for himself, this war, was ingulfing his life and became the focal point for all of his actions

Everything he did was for this hyper fixation he had on winning this thing

Half way through month nine of twelve, he was running on only about an hour of sleep each day (he insisted that anymore and he'd "practically be handing Squid the trophy"), so to make it up, he was drinking gallons of caffeine a week just to stay upright on his hooves

He was jittery and his speech would sometimes come out as messy strings of words that made perfect sense to no one but him

He monitored Squid Kids every move, economic and otherwise, even if it had nothing to due with the Potato War

He could write an entire ethnography about this man with how much research he'd done on him

Then, finally, after an entire year of it all, he won

He loudly cheered before rubbing it into his foe's face, even doing a strange little victory dance

Once he was finally recognized as the Number One Potato Farmer in the world (which he made damn sure of), he kind of just kind of threw the title to the side, basically forgetting about it

The pretty, gold encrusted crown he received as an award was put in his study and forgotten shortly there after too

Then he just moved onto something else

He economically devastated several cities, caused ramped economic inflation, ruined a man's livelihood, and created several golems that would ultimately fall into disrepair, just because he was bored

And he moved on, behaving completely normal once again

It was certainly a weird year, but really, what else did you expect from your boyfriend?

This meme took longer to make than I'm willing to admit

#dream smp #dream smp imagines #dream smp x reader #dream smp x you #c!technoblade #c!technoblade imagines #c!technoblade x reader #c!technoblade x you #the great potato war #thank you anon #i owe you my life tbh

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hollenka99 · 3 years

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October Fic Recs

Multi-Chapter Fics

Wasting Your Time by shutupanakin - T, 20k, ongoing

Planning to use a late night train to end his life, Tommy meets Wilbur who challenges him to stay alive for one more week. They meet again and again on the same train at the same time each week for a routine trip where they catch up. But Wilbur seems awfully guarded about his own life for someone who is so eager to get Tommy to open up to his loved ones. Obvious warnings for suicide. I could tell that something was up with Wilbur and it felt great to learn I was right, though how right hasn’t been revealed yet. The foreshadowing is great and as a story about a friendship formed from trying to remind a stranger why life can be worth living, it’s quite sweet. Also shout out to Jack with his pins and late closing hours.

thus always by emmellohi - T, 21k, ongoing

When the Antarctic Empire conquers Newfoundland, Wilbur resents them for the propaganda he is made to write as a journalist. Out of spite, he creates an underground publication where he can combat the lies and help others navigate their new way of living. When I got to the end of chapter 1, I just sat there thinking “Oh, when they get Wikipedia or an equivalent, this moment is definitely going to get a few sentences on the pages about the rebellion and their respective lives”. It has a lot of promise and absolutely deserves way more hits than its current low count. Warnings for themes of oppression and abuse of power.

One Big Human Heart (Gently Beeping) by grasstastic - T, 22k, ongoing

Wilbur discovers Stick Boy, the main character of an arcade game from work, has more to him than it first appears. The more he gets to know Tommy, the more he learns about the sinister truth about why he acts so alive. Warnings for body horror and kidnapping. Tommy’s habit of shocking disrespectful players is great and I love his past with Techno. This fic is also to blame for me listening to Cabinet Man and Redesign Your Logo exclusively for over a week in August.

One Foot in the Grave by Raisans_Grapeon - T, 17k, completed

A trip to get Tommy a music disc for his birthday goes disastrously wrong for Techno and Wilbur, the consequences of which are devastating for the family. It also leads to new information coming to light. Warnings for major character injury, (temporary) death and grief. The part with Phil trying to get Techno to listen to him while Techno insists on giving Wilbur the potions still destroys me. The same with Wilbur trying to work out what happened to him.

Two Villages and a City Away From Salvation by Anonymous - NR, 46k, ongoing

SBI are 18th century farmers who suffer a terrible harvest year. However, as winter rolls around, a poor harvest is arguably the least they have to worry about with the looming presence of soldiers in their village. Warnings for character death and themes of oppression. A couple moments that stick in my mind are the argument about Henry and Techno finding Tubbo in bed.

One Shots

amethyst and flowers on the table (is it real or is it fable?) by bonesandthebees - T, 10k

Tommy is not loved by the locals but he still helps them out if it means he gets food in his stomach. He meets a faerie upon accidentally stumbling across a clearing. The two of them soon become friends with Tommy visiting Faebur pretty much everyday. Both this and its inspiration (wildflower by sailingthenightsea) are quite enjoyable and I really liked how their spins on fae myths. Warnings for mistreatment of a child and violence.

is this what being vulnerable feels like? by call_me_steve - M, 10k

While running from Punz and the others hunting them down at Schlatt’s command following their election loss, Wilbur takes an arrow for Tommy. It hits him in the neck and even when they get him stable, he still requires treatment Tommy can’t handle on his own. I liked how Wilbur kept going back to the fact he has something in his neck because that would certainly be difficult to ignore. I loved Phil’s attempts to comfort him through the whole procedure too. Warnings for major character injury, blood and (temporary) character death.

Look Alive, Sunshine by hallmarked_error - T, 20k

A Fabulous Killjoys au that you don’t need to know anything about the source material to enjoy, given that I have never listened to the album or seen the comics before. Tommy is taken in by the other members of SBI after being found half dead in the desert. He becomes an honorary killjoy but his past in Battery City causes conflict as he struggles to leave those ideals and experiences completely behind him. Warnings for major character injury and dystopian authorities.

not great, not terrible by Zylina - T, 8k

SBI Rust fic where Wilbur and Tommy run low on supplies and it is Wilbur who risks his health to try get them some more. This does not have great consequences for either of them. Warnings for radiation poisoning and self sacrificial tendencies. The part with Wilbur in the trolley and their different interpretations of Tommy’s laughter, my beloved. I also loved the detail about 99.9 rads.

You Wonder What Happened by Cheeto_the_Cat - G, 2k

A story about a newcomer attempting to learn about the true Wilbur Soot from the locals they bump into. I enjoyed the exploration of everyone’s perspective of Wilbur and how the person whose pov this is would react to the conflicting accounts. I should have seen the ending coming but only caught on right before it was laid out explicitly.

#dream smp #mcyt #dsmp fic rec #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #technoblade #philza #long post

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nocturnal-dreams · 3 years

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Tell Phil?

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Pairing: Technoblade x GN!Reader

Warnings: fluff

Note: this also has a lot of father Phil and son Techno because I honestly love their duo

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Technoblade had walked down the larger table where his family ate to sit next to you. He cleared his throat as he placed his hand discreetly behind your back.Your eyes hadn’t met since yours nervously looked around the filled room. Techno’s family were eating and drinking, Tommy and Wilbur arguing with each other across the table while Phil had chuckled to himself. You were a simple friend of Ranboo’s that Technoblade had gotten interested in, nobody except you two knew about the relationship.

“Are you having a good time?” Technoblade asked you as his hand rubbed your back. You bit your lip before looking up at him. His firey red eyes were shining in the latern light in the room.

“Yes, what about you?” you asked as your voice sounded sad which made you clear your throat before giving him a weak smile. His thumb rubbed small circles as he tried to read your expression, something Techno was an expert at. The night was enjoyable but you wished to be able to show your feelings towards Techno openly. You had seen other people check him out and you heard them talking about wanting to go on rides with him. However you could do nothing about that.

“It would’ve been better if my Eros would tell me what is bothering them,” Techno spoke with a low voice as he looked you in the eyes.

“Why don’t you ask them then?” you asked as your eyes left him. A small chuckle left his deep voice as your eyes scanned the room, watching the family happily talk, Tommy occasionally throwing pieces of his food at Wilbur causing Wilbur to do the same back at him.

“What is bothering you?” he asked as he looked at you worryingly. You gave him a small reassuring smile.

“You know what Techno, you’re one of the smartest men I know,” you mumbled back before fidgeting with your fingers. A deep sigh left your lips as he stroked your back. Then his eyes left yours as they looked at his father who was eating at the table with Ranboo on his side. Suddenly he stood up with his cup in his hand before leaving you wondering as he walked over to his father.

“Phil, a word,” Techno whispered in his ear. Phil only nodded as he stood up ready to step aside with his eldest son. Phil quickly looked over at the shy person he had seen Techno speaking to a few times before. Techno took a sip of his drink as he quickly thought out what he would say.

“There’s something or rather someone I need to talk to you about,” Techno said and his father nodded as he looked Techno in the eeys.

“About Ranboo’s friend, Y/N? Over at the end of the table?” Phil said as Techno smiled, a light shade of pink covered his cheeks. He nodded before looking at his father, “a farmer, Techno.” Phil said and Techno nodded once more. He knew Phil probably didn’t one hundred percent like the idea of Techno finding love. Phil didn’t want to see his son betrayed, sad, or used. He didn’t want anyone to take advantage of him being the Blade. To use him just for some kind of ‘protection’.

“I’m well aware Phil but I really love them whether they’re in danger or not,” Techno said and Phil only hummed in response. Phil had sensed something was going on between the young couple for a while. The looks they had given each other and his spotting Techno leaving his room in the middle of the night to join the young woman outside .

A smile spread across Phil’s face when he remembered when he had seen Techno sneak outside to the flower field with Y/N for the first time. How he carefully looked around in his cloak and wool. His words echoed in Phil’s mind as he remembered Techno blaming the chilly winter air when Y/N had opened the door to the outside.

“I thought that you probably needed some extra warmth?” Techno said and a shy smile spread across Y/N’s face as the blush was visible.Y/N had nodded as they stilled smiled before quietly opening the door and the two went outside to enjoy what the night had to offer the two.

“You know I only want you to be happy, son?” Phil spoke and Techno nodded.

“I can’t get any happier than I am when I’m with them, father,” Techno said as he nodded towards you before taking another sip. Phil smiled before rubbing his son’s shoulder. Techno gave his father a smile before engulfing him in a hug, lifting Phil off the ground slightly earning a chuckle from the older man.

“I know that someone would be delighted to meet you, father,” Techno whispered in his ear. As they pulled apart, Phil nodded before giving his son a smile which filled Techno’s chest with happiness.

“I also would be delighted to meet the lucky person,” Phil answered. Techno held out his hand for his father to take. Phil chuckled slightly before hooking his arm with his son’s. Then they walked over to Y/N. You looked up and saw Techno with his father walking towards you. Your eyes widen as you quickly straighten your outfit even if it wouldn’t get any better with some fast fixing. It needed a complete redoing from scratch.

“Father, this is my beloved Eros. Y/N this is my father, Ph1lza,” Techno said and he sounded so proud. You smiled at Phil before giving him a small nod. Techno let go of his father as he stood next to you and placed his hand around your waist. Pulling your body closer to his body.

“Ph1lza, it’s great to get to talk to you,” you said as your eyes met. Phil gave you a big smile as his eyes shifted between you and his son. He saw how Techno’s eyes shined when he looked down at you.

“Please, call me Phil and it’s an honor to meet the person who has stolen my son’s heart, promise me you’ll take care of it,” Phil said and you quickly nodded as your heart beated quickly in your ribcage. It all had happened so fast from being a complete stranger, Phil only knowing you merely as the person who saved Ranboo one day in the rain, to the person who had stolen Techno’s heart.

“I promise Ph1lza- I mean Phil,” you spoke nervously but felt a hand squeeze your waist reassuringly. You noticed more people had gotten interested in your conversation. The large table of the whole family (and Tubbo) looked at you guys but Techno’s hand never left your waist. Instead he grave you a smile before hugging you closely with his arm. A kiss soon placed on the top of your head and a very familiar blush covered your cheeks.

Phil suddenly raised a glass in the air as everyone got quiet. He looked at you and gave you a wink before looking around the room. As Phil began to speak, you sucked in a deep breath quickly.

“Everyone please toast to Techno’s beloved Y/N!” Phil spoke and his family cheered, Tommy the loudest. Your blush grew deeper and Techno only chuckled before he took your chin. Your eyes met and soon your lips did the same. Chills covered your skin as you placed your hand over the hand that was on your hip before giving it a gentle squeeze. The blush on your cheeks didn’t give you any signs it was fading when the kiss deepened and Wilbur whistled.

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saturnsstufff · 3 years

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Awsamdude/Technoblade- Rumor Has It

For my beloved @sugarandspicebutnonice

Warnings: sexual innuendo

Techno was a great Prince. He worked hard to keep his family's name in good graces. All of Phil's boys worked hard to keep their names held high with respect. Tommy was known around for keeping sprits high, any ball or formality with Tommy was always known as the best to attend.

His older brother Wilbur was a skilled artisan with music. Always teaching and making new sounds like it wasn't any struggle. Anyone could find him out in the court yard with a guitar in hand. Humming and singing a casual song.

The eldest, Technoblade was a skilled swordsman and statists. Anytime he was called into a meeting, the others shuddered knowing he would trump them all. He made swinging a sword look like art. Trust me, you would know.

You had a wonderful relationship with techno for a long time. But sadly, you both had parted away from each other. Of course, it was on all good terms, He was more concerned with the kingdom rather than establishing a strong and sturdy relationship.

You, being a knight- fully understood. But you also choose to be a bit selfish about it. You truly wished for him to give you a bit of attention at least when together. He could be such a ladies man when he choose to in public, yet when it came to the two of you he just became closed off and anything but warm. Even behind closed doors it was lacking some spark of passion.

So you both agreed it was best to let things lie.

But what left you with a sour taste was how quickly he moved on.

You would give him the benefit of the doubt of course, he was a well known man. She could have been someone he had met previously, and during your break off she was there to talk it out with him.

She, she ain't real

But something about her screamed fake, her smile and movements seemed too thought through. Her words all laced with a sickening sweet hum, it also didn't help she giggled at basically anything techno said.

Plenty of times you sat with the general and talked about how dense she came off. Respectfully, you had assumed Tech would have went for a well educated woman such as yourself. But after seeing her- you wondered if that type was in short supply.

Anything she did, she would just bat her eyes and he was wrapped around his finger.

It honestly made Sam and you laugh.

She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will

As much as you started to loathe the woman, techno wasn't yours anymore. Thus you started getting closer to Sam. Both of you connecting on how your past relationships had been. Well you were casted aside, Sam was flatly cheated on.

Of course knowing that, your heart ached for him. Sam was a well educated and handsome man with a heart of gold. Respectfully his whole job was centered on protecting and serving the people.

Jumping into a relationship was Sam was like practically nothing. You promised him all the love in the world, and just like you, he promised to give you the same.

And love each other you did.

She is a stranger

Techno did see you grow close to his general, and honestly it didn't set well with him.

He liked the woman he was with, but he also had known you since childhood. You both had played within the court yard plenty of times to claim it as your own.

Sam didn't do that with you. Sam had only started to know you when you joined the ranks.

Techno would often catch himself watching you and Sam spar. His eyes would watch as Sam's hand grabbed at your waist, gripping your hips and using his own to throw you off balance. He hated how close your bodies were.

At one point he couldn't help but pull you aside and ask why you let him touch you. But that conversation drove spikes through his heart. "How can you just let him touch you like that?! He’s practically all over your body! You wouldn't let me touch you like that- and You and I have history" he yelled not believing what he saw.

When your face twisted in front of him into disgust, he thought you were almost joking. "The hell is with you?! I'm not your girlfriend! Or don't you remember!?" You yelled at him. Lightly shoving him back from you. "Don't tell me where he can, and cannot touch me" You sneered. In all his years he never saw you so heated.

Sure, she's got it all

Truthfully you saw techno leave you as a drop to his pride. He dropped a knight for a soft noble girl. A girl babied all her life. You knew as soon as she was exposed to blood she would have fainted like a goat in pasture. But in the end of the day, you weren't sleeping with her so what did it matter?

But, baby, is that really what you want

Arguments between Technoblade and you had become more frequent. Sam let you duke it out, he knew he had no place to tell you to leave it be. Sam also didn't appreciate how fast Techno jumped onto your case about finding someone else.

Although he knew it irked you about Techno moving on, you never got in his face about it like he would. Sam viewed this as your way of showing you were the bigger person.

On one particular day he found the arguments amusing. Techno had started up again when Sam was publicly teasing you. Well techno found your back talking distasteful, Sam relished with how powerful you were.

Listening to techno ramble off on his pathetic reasonings left you a laughing mess, even to the point you cut his argument off. "Bless your soul, you've got you're head in the clouds, she's going to use you like a fool!" You laughed in his face.

His jaw tightened as he spat at your words, pointing at Sam. "You made a fool out of you General. She doesn't even love you- Your wasting your time on a-" at Tech's words you couldn't help but push back even harder for him targeting Sam.

"How dare you say that. Your common penny is getting around more than I- And, boy, she's bringing you down!" You called out. Putting a finger to his chest. "She made your heart melt- But its all a lie!" You didn't stop their, you had more to say to him. "She thinks your all that- a fairy tale prince to save her dreams! But you're cold to the core" you said to him. Causing him to back off.

"Besides. Now rumor has it she ain't got your love anymore"

Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh

You weren't lying. Their were plenty of rumors going around saying she was sleeping with others besides Techno. Although Sam and you had no proof to this. Your hunches seemed right.

On one day, Sam had left for a out of village meeting. You really didn't mind, you trusted him enough and knew he wouldn't do anything behind your back.

But sadly you wished to go with him. Techno had asked for you to join him for a round of chess. Something you both greatly enjoyed when together. But now you knew there was meaning to the game.

Sure enough when you sat with in in the court yard, he brought up Sam.

"You know he is much older than you..." he said as he moved his knight across the board.

"And She is half your age" you said flatly. Picking your pawn up. "But I'm guessing that's the reason that you stayed" you said moving it to where you pleased. His brows drew together in slight anger. But he did try and keep his calm.

"I heard you've been missing me" he said, a small smirk growing on his lips. He found pride within those rumors. Knowing that you still supposedly whined and withered about for him.

Of course, you knew he was gravely mistaken.

"You've been telling people things that you shouldn't be" you said carefully. Knowing he was probably behind the rumors somehow.

Techno took this moment to see if he still had a effect on you. Usually during chess you both would flirt a bit. So naturally, he took the chance. "Like when we creep out and she ain't around" he said bemused, your face twisting into disgust again.

"I sneak out to see Sam... besides Haven't you heard the rumors" you said moving your queen. When he didn't respond you laughed. He didn't even under stand. "Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds" you said, fully amused within the moment.

"C'mon darlin... I know you fell hard for me when we started dating..." he cooed to you. Your eyes darting up like daggers.

"You made a fool out of me" you said to him. Wanting to get your point across. Well he moved his pawns about you took your moment to explain how you felt. "You make me sick to my stomach.. And, boy, you're bringing me down" you said softly. Smiling to yourself slowly. "You made my heart melt, yet I'm cold to the core" You said, moving your queen to take his knight. Your eyes slyly skimmed over his. His lost knight now within your fingers.

"But rumor has it I'm the one you're leaving her for"

After that game, rumors and tensions soared wildly. Sam at one point thought you were back and evolved with Techno again. Of course you explained to him the situation, which thankfully he understood and apologized for trusting second hand mouths.

Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh

All of these words whispered in my ear

But Techno's mood plummeted fast...

Tell a story that I cannot bear to hear

A engagement, specifically Sam and yours. Oh how his blood boiled at the news. He thought his hands all over you was bad, but now... now you would take Sam's name in law. You would he his wife. Not Techno's.

Just 'cause I said it, it don't mean that I meant it

Because of this news he didn't hesitate to run and find you. More than hell-bent on giving you a piece of his mind. He wanted to make it clear you couldn't marry him.

People say crazy things

He didn't care what people would say, he wanted to claim you again. Techno didn't want anyone else touching you. He especially didn't want Him touching you.

Just 'cause I said it, don't mean that I meant it

Even if within the past week he yelled hurtful things to you, he hoped you would understand he just wanted to protect you from unworthy suitors. Sam couldn't provide for you like Techno could. Sam was a general born from a farmer. Technoblade was to be crowned king.

Just 'cause you heard it

So their he stormed. Heading to the stables, knowing full well that's where you were. His anger was fuming. He couldn't wait to shove it in Sam's face that Techno wouldn't let you marry him.

But lets just say Technoblade was the one left speechless in the end.

Rumor has it, ooh, Rumor has it, ooh Rumor has it, ooh,

Especially when he slammed the door open to the stables and saw Sam's body covering yours, your legs around his waist in a tight hold well he was buried deep inside you.

But rumor has it he's the one I'm leaving you for

#technoblade x reader #awsamdude x reader #techno x reader

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