RWBY BUT ITS RANDOM TIKTOKS AUDIOS! (Crossover Ship version)
Satsuki would enter the room and she would see Jaune lying on the floor around a blanket playing video games, He would notice and look at her with a happy expression on his face.
Jaune: Oh there you are! Come here, let's play together!
Satsuki heard and saw Jaune's expression she would blush but at the same time sulk and look at Jaune and speak in a serious tone
Satsuki: No, jaune, today we have training that will help us pass level 4, wait, how did I get here?
Jaune: That is the power of love! And also video games.
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Astolfo would be sitting on a bench drinking water and would look at Jaune taking a walk, After a moment Jaune would join Astolfo and notice that he was looking at nothing and then Jaune would give him a slight nudge which would catch Astolfo's attention
Jaune: Hey, is everything okay?
Astolfo: Ah yes, I just can't think straight these days.
Astolfo(Mind): Balls, Jaune Dick, Hold hands, Kiss him right now. Play with his sword.
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Jaune and Juri had gone on a mission and Jaune would be a little behind while he watched Juri defeat each thief with great violence.
Jaune: My mother taught me that dating crazy women is always a bad idea.
Jaune: Too bad she forgot that I'm a bad listener~
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Hey Astolfo, how’s that Class Change treating you?
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Fate Grand Order Servant Comparisons
Astolfo
Left - FGO
Right - Engraved by Giovanni Britto ca. 1510-1550
Saber Astolfo - Astolfo on the Moon
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Astolfo is a name that only makes sense if you are an old Brazilian grampa.
Valdemar is a middle-aged dad who watches soccer with his friends at the pub.
And I know nothing about those games, I only know these characters. And Saber, because I've watched, like, 3 episodes of the anime.
Credentials: I'm Brazilian and I know a Valdemar.
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