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frownyalfred · 14 hours
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I love all the headcanons about the batkids reaching certain ages and realizing how insane it was that Bruce did (thing) at that age, but I ESPECIALLY love the image of a mid-forties Jason landing a little too hard after his last grappling line and realizing that, holy shit, Bruce’s knees must have been splintering at this point. AND he had a broken back??
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lavender-000 · 3 days
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Remus: for Gotrics sake tell me what crawled up your ass and died, you've been miserable the past week.
Regulus: fuck you
Remus : I'm serious
Regulus: I thought you're Re-
Remus: say one more thing I will shove something up your ass
Regulus: ...
Remus: ...
Regulus: I'm in love with Potter
Remus: ...
Regulus: where are you going?
Remus: to hide all the life threatening objects in our dorm
Regulus : it won't be that bad when Sirius find out...surely
Remus: youre the one that grew up with him
Regulus: ...fuck it is gonna be that bad
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tossawary · 1 day
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I think about "Scum Villain" AUs occasionally, as in "Fan Transmigrates Into The Villain Role" AUs for fandoms that are not SVSSS. I think they're fun because you get a lot of the same joys as "self-insert / OC" fanfiction, plus the other characters being baffled as a villain struggles to turn the entire plot around or escape it.
And I just realized that one of the funniest characters for an AU like this might be Starscream from "Transformers". Any "Transformers" continuity, really.
Some random fan who is genuinely a nice person transmigrates into a TF universe and into the robot body of fucking Starscream. STARSCREAM. Alternatively, if you don't actually want to do transmigration, you could just have a Cybertronian original character (or a canon Cybertronian character) somehow accidentally uploaded / installed into Starscream's body.
Either way, some hapless rando is stuck as one of THE scum villains of all time: Starscream.
And all of the other Decepticons are wondering what the FUCK is going on, because it seems like Starscream is kind of... nice now? Did he take damage from getting punched too hard? People aren't really motivated to do anything about this "good clone" situation because they all kind of like this Starstream more. Megatron can't decide whether or not this friendliness is some new kind of assassination plot, because it's not, but also it looks like it's WAY MORE successful than usual.
Bonus points if whoever is stuck in Starscream also has their own Protagonist Favorite (Luo Binghe) character, so now it looks like Starscream is weirdly into some random Autobot. Optimus Prime would be super funny, but I'm also leaning towards Hot Rod (not yet Rodimus Prime), because that would also be incredibly funny.
Also, Starscream has that ghost thing going on, so the transmigrator here (and everyone else) could end up being haunted by an angry Ghost Starscream.
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Fic idea where Will figures out Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper during one of their sessions, and immediately says "you're the Chesapeake Ripper!" to Hannibal, who freaks out and chokes Will to death. He immediately feels guilty about doing so because at that point he was already starting to fall for Will. Fastforward to the next week during Will's usual appointment time, and Hannibal is wallowing in his office and has a little too much to drink, sitting in the chair across from the one Will usually sat in. He's full blown drunk and looks up, only to see Will in the chair across from him. Will exclaims "You're the Chesapeake Ripper!" Then his eyes widen with fear and he starts choking, fighting with arms and hands that aren't there. As soon as Will "dies" he disappears. Hannibal is freaked out and goes home, thinking it was a hallucination caused by his drinking and guilty conscious. The next week it happens again. And the week after that. Hannibal tries to go home to avoid the specter of Will, but the ghost appears in his dining room across from him and acts out the whole ordeal before disappearing. Hannibal tries different rooms in his house, but Will always shows up. Hannibal tries a hotel, and the specter of Will is so loud that the neighboring room calls a manager to check on Hannibal. He's being haunted and he has no idea how to rid himself of the ghost. Call an exorcist that might figure out his secret? Confess to his crimes and hope the ghost goes away? Join Will in death?
Meanwhile, Will is not a specter, he's just a pissed off ghost who wants to make Hannibal miserable for killing him. After his weekly torment of Hannibal, he goes invisible and messes with all of Hannibal's things to slowly push him to insanity.
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thedemonofcat · 2 days
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When Geralt first heard the news that Jaskier had died, he immediately embarked on a journey to discover the truth and, most importantly, to identify who might have been behind it.
His search took him to Lettenhove, Jaskier's hometown, where the bard was reportedly buried. However, upon reaching the grave, Geralt was taken aback to learn that Jaskier's cause of death was listed as some sort of illness.
This struck Geralt as impossible, knowing that years earlier, Jaskier had taken a potion that made him immune to both aging and illness. The only plausible way for Jaskier to have died would have been through a violent end.
The apparent inconsistency in the story made Geralt wonder: if the cause of death was fabricated, what other lies had been told? His suspicions grew, leading him to dig up Jaskier's grave, where he discovered it to be empty.
This left Geralt with a troubling question: why would anyone go to such lengths to make it seem like Jaskier was dead, and, more importantly, where had the bard gone?
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*slaps table*
Silly idea. Kaiba has a secret Joey fan tumblr he posts to when he is drunk. Sometimes not drunk with very eloquent ramblings of Wheelers's wasted potential on luck cards or something. If there is any joey fan art you will find it on this blog.
No one can know. Not even Mokuba.
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autistic-rizz-king · 2 days
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I want a story where spiderman is found out as peter parker and sent to jail so Deadpool has to basically play his PR team to keep the social media at bay. (probably trying to prevent the spread of rumors) he'd be doing this on the official spider man account and always prefiss his post by saying "Spiderman's good friend here!” or "web head's close pal!" then by the end of week one, he checks in with spidy and says, "ok soooo uh, everyone's figured out that your good pal is Deadpool and that we're also probably dating.
..sorry....?"
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lemoneyshipz · 2 days
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me realizing i love stressing Hob out lmaoooo poor hob not sorry 🤪 i feel like this could be a good fic idea where it’s just hob stuggling between wanting to lock dream up under 3 layers of protection fortress but also wanting to keep dream happy and let dream have autonomy
feel free to take it it might take forever for me go get to it😂😂
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witchofthesouls · 18 hours
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Bayverse squandered their "Earth is Unicron" subplot and so many characters.
It would have been so perfect to delve into the really freaky and disturbing lore that humans created across the world...
And found out it was real.
Not just King Arthur and Merlin, but the faint remains of Atlantis, the echoes of mad laughter from a revelry in ancient forests, the fox messengers of Inari traveling everywhere, strange and terrible shapes twisting beneath the ocean waves or off the coast of the Diego Garcia base, ghost towns filled with decrepit homes and buildings with the odd sense between hope and despair as they wait, national statues or ancient sculptures that are actually once living people and beings but transformed into marble and rock and sleeping until they feel the brush of the Matrix or the Allspark, wide and empty stretches of road with no one else and GPS glitches along with time (minutes that go on forever, every so slowly, painfully) as they pass the same canyon formation or homemade sign over and over and over-
I live and love the Other aus too much to give them up, so-
Give me a Mikaela Banes who has become a Dragon herself with the blessings by a Primordial (the Great Shadow, Carnage Incarnate, Unmaker's Mirror) that devoured worlds and remade them as she's the one that offered herself as tribute upon their altar.
Give me a Sam Witwicky who has seen the universe in all of its terrible and wicked glory, beastly and divine in the transcendent music that the Allspark weaves in its own song in the grand orchestra -he has seen, he has heard, and he cannot help but remember snippets beneath the breeze that rustles the trees and the soft patter of rain upon his bedroom window and haunts all his dreams and every waking moment because, despite his vocal adamance, he can never return to normalcy.
Give me Judy Taylor that tries to outrun the monsters in her family's shadows and the ghosts that howl for vengeance and protection in her childhood home by eloping with a Ron Witwicky with a similar madness in his own bloodline.
Give me a William Lennox whose luck is too uncanny, too fortuitous, especially in hindsight, as he feels the very signs his own grandmother would foretell as she hangs trinkets in the branches and leaves sweets on the porch.
("Long ago, Man made peace with Magic.")
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myblurryreality · 3 days
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I wanna see a fic where Wei Wuxian makes a family link talisman or array and it proves he's not Jiang Fengmian's child but it also unveils that Jiang Wanyin isn't his. I honestly just want to read the drama that would ensue, especially if WWX is related in some way to either of the parents.
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frownyalfred · 11 hours
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I feel like bruce has, in fact, killed the Joker. Many times, actually.
But every time someone resurrects him. And every time, he comes back a little less human and a little stronger.
The problem is that jason thinks bruce is lying just to get him to forgive bruce, but then when jason goes to get some sweet, sweet revenge, just a week later, he sees the joker again, alive.
Oh dang. I love that, anon. It also made me think of some sort of twisted dyad/curse where by killing Jason, Joker tied their souls together. So when Jason comes back, no one can kill the Joker without killing Jason too. Imagine being Jason and still wanting Joker dead after that, too.
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📻Radioapple Funny Fic Idea (feat. Radiostatic and Staticapple) 🍎
Vox thirsting for BOTH Alastor and Lucifer after he found out their together. Alastor and Lucifer are not interested.
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tossawary · 2 days
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I'm curious to hear about people's rarepairs, especially the rarer ones, again. Doesn't have to be from a particular fandom. Can be backed only by vibes. Vibes are valid.
My rarer rarepairs for SVSSS are probably Luo Binghe/Gongyi Xiao and PIDW Mobei-Jun/PIDW Ning Yingying.
The former is because I think it would be funny for Binghe to actually get bogged down in the day-to-day running of Huan Hua Palace and he'd need help with that. The Palace Master making Gongyi Xiao effectively Binghe's secretary sounds awkwardly hilarious to me. Also, I think Gongyi "breaking the rules is fine if it's for moral reasons and you don't get caught" + "maybe we should slow down and try to figure this situation out calmly because that doesn't sound right for Master Shen" Xiao would be good for Binghe.
The latter is because, again, I think it's fun to think about who is actually running Bing-Ge's empire. I'm imagining a workplace comedy featuring other key harem members such as Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan and the Little Palace Mistress more as annoying coworkers. Mobei-Jun is stuck in the incredibly awkward and angsty position of having feelings for another man's wife, and Linguang-Jun is being sooooo petty and mean about it. Also, I think PIDW Ning Yingying deserves a nice divorce or widowing.
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unevenpatterns · 1 day
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Fic idea - Dai Li gets both of them (Jetko)
So what if the Dai Li took a look at 'Lee' saw the very golden eyes and black hair and went; "Huh, that sure doesn't looke like someone from the earth kingdom, does it?" and decide to imprison him. Iroh goes free, since he has less of the identifying features (grey hair, brown-ish eyes).
Iroh lets it happen, as breaking Zuko out of prison is more feasible than fighting a whole team of Dai Li agents in broad day light.
Meanwhile the two idiots get trapped together, while Iroh figures out a plan to get them free. Iroh runs into the Gaang and they team up to rescue Zuko and Appa.
What the two guys get up to in prison... let's leave it up for free interpretation. Maybe they fight (highly likely), maybe they get their frustrations out in other ways. Who knows. Either way, Zuko keeps up the lie about being 'Lee'.
Eventually they are freed. Zuko almost bursts a blood vessel seeing the Avatar, Jet freaks out about Mushi firebending a whole lot to get them out.
Jet, screaming: "I told you he was a firebender!" Zuko: "I know he's a firebender!" * trying to fight off Dai Li* "And so am I!" 🔥🔥🔥 Jet: "You lied to me?! Again?" 😱💀😡
The audacity of lying firebenders.
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thedemonofcat · 11 hours
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Jaskier's last clear memory is being seized by Nilfgaardian soldiers, but everything after that is a blank.
The next thing he knows, he awakens in a grimy back alley. Pain radiates through his body, and he knows something is terribly wrong. A kind of wrong one is not supposed to talk about
When he finally reunites with Geralt, Jaskier keeps quiet about his ordeal, afraid that Geralt might hold him responsible.
Kaer Morhen is meant to be a sanctuary, but Geralt's concern grows as Jaskier, now staying at the fortress, is plagued by nightmares that he refuses to discuss.
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mistress-of-vos · 22 hours
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Jason, Damian and Jean-Paul dressed up as Batman running into each other on their way to Tim's room in the middle of the night:
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(Context/fic idea:
Tim, needy omega, decided to call his three current alpha crushes and invite them to his room. He sent a picture where he's wearing a naughty Robin costume and joked about needing a Batman.
Tim didn't expect any of them to show up. He opens the door to three big, offended and rough alphas who look at him as if they were going to devour Tim.
The result is way better than sleeping.)
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