#Fly Like a Spy

[firenati0n]

wip wednesday <3 :)

hello friends :) happy wednesday, hope you are well! happiest of birthdays to my babygirl Alex Claremont-Diaz, love you endlessly my beautiful big brained bisexual disaster with a heart of gold

thank you to @jellibuns @junebugclaremontdiaz @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @piratefalls @bigassbowlingballhead @leojfitz @ships-to-sail @suseagull04 @dragonflylady77 @kiwiana-writes @onthewaytosomewhere @wordsofhoneydew @priincebutt @magicandarchery @leaves-of-laurelin @eusuntgratie @duchessdepolignaca03 @saturntheday @itsmaybitheway @captainjunglegym @indestructibleheart @oxfordslutphase @tailsbeth-writes for the tags this week and on sunday :)

here's a snip from a tiny spy au coming this week if i can wrangle these men into submission:

“I'm serious, Alex. No theatrics. Certainly no blood. What's the code for trouble?” “Barracuda.” Henry clicks his tongue. “Too many syllables for my taste.” “Your name is too many syllables for my taste, yet you don't see me complaining.” “Touché.” He grasps Alex's shoulder, taking a long look into Alex's eyes. Henry's body is serene, but his eyes are always his tell for Alex. They're cloudy, tense; murky waters. “Be careful, please. We both know how dangerous these men are. Manu is unpredictable, even as the mafia equivalent of a middle manager.” “Aw, worried about me, sweetheart?” Alex grins, but it's a little unsteady, faltering at the edges. “Henry. This is easy. And if I’m lucky, no dicks will have to come out.” He laughs, but there’s no humor in it. He really, really doesn’t want any dicks out this time. “See you in five, okay?” He squeezes Henry's arm, then slips out of the supply closet. Back to work.

xoxo roop

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#fic: sexually charged wrestling #roop writes #i wrote this for shits and gigs #there is no nutritional value #there is no purpose #it is just Vibes #do not look too closely at the plot or the body parts please #i am just a little guppy doing my best in a big ocean #and limbs are so hard to wrangle #i have so much respect for writers of action and smut GODDAMN #how do y'all keep track of bodies bro...they just love to go all over the place willy nilly!!!!! #they're just flying all over the fucking place #how does one keep track of hands and legs #let alone DICKS???????? #granted there are zero dicks out in this fic #but it is not encouraging for my smut journey i gotta be so real #anyway #see y'all on ao3 this week afjsldfjkalsd hope you enjoy #I'm never writing spy or action shit again fajsdlfkjals lemme just go reread nova baby for the 600th time like a normal person #wip wednesday

[teamautismfortress2]

thank you sm for the overwhelming positivity on my last post, you guys sre too nice (*´˘`*) ♥︎

anyways, here's somre more spy art! did something different with this piece, i'm trying to not rely on my line art so much

(also spreading my evil transfem spy agenda)

(repost because the quality keeps getting downgraded to nothing, sorry if it looks bad (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

#team fortress 2 #team fortress #tf2 #tf2 spy #spy tf2 #team fortress 2 spy #spy team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 art #team fortress 2 art #blu spy #spy #team fortress spy #spreading my evil hairy old woman agenda #rubs my hands together like a fly #mwahaha

[ruthytwoshakes]

holy freakshow I tototally forgot to show off my new epic fursona deisgng

bask in her glory whyis this image so large

her name is Ruth becuausde my name is awesome and it stands for ruthless unstoppable terrorizing hellspawn . She’s 16 and wants to kill you but she can’t because she has braces and it hurts to bite. She glows in da dark because she’s really cool and her favorite food is caramel apple lollipops.

#furry art #sfw furry #fursona #Jumpscare to people who follow me for tf2 (everybody) but I didn’t make any art today to share so I thought I should post this #Maybe I should make fursonas for the tf2s #spy would be a sheep with a wolf mask. Fox mask. Whatfere Mayhaps he would be a ram instead. Mayhaps #mayhaps mayhaps #whst the hell das that word even mean #scout is a hare creepy mf. Maybe with horns because spy dad. Jackalope #demo?? I’m getting flamingo for some reason. Maybe those Scottish cows. #soldier is a moose or a griffin. Yeah #heavy is bear. Obviously. #medic is wolf? Maybe one of those freaky tall wolves? Maybe bird of prey hmmmm #engineer is hornet. Maybe a beagle. Or a big cat like a mountain lion. Or a bull. #sniper??? Idk man kiwi? That’s too cute for him. Something fucked up. Like a coyote. Or an alligator. A lanky gator. #Pyroooo hmmmmmmmmmmm I think bug. Fly. Skunk. Cat. Creature. Definitely a creature. Hmmmmmmmm chimera? Pony? So many choices. #pauling is a mouse and administrator is a cougar. saxton is terrifying and bidwell is a cat. Gray man is a vulture and Olivia is a turkey #I could go off on this all day but I have homework goodbye #ruths doodles

[the-goldsmith]

I love that in the spy x family universe supernatural abilities as a result of being experimented on do exist, but yor's hulk-like strength is just something she has always had and isn't even ever questioned

#Girl kicked a moving car so hard it went flying #Spy x family #Sxf #To be fair only Anya knows about her own powers and I think everyone just thought #The dog program was about training them into perfect war dogs not giving them superpowers #But like. She STILL kicked a moving car so hard it went flying lmao

[candy-red-river]

NSFW TEXT WARNING

Yeah I'd jerk him off

#we were all thinking it #I was just the first to say it #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #joke #spy on me baby use satellite #Infrared see me move through the night #Aim #gonna fire shoot me right #I'm gonna like the way you fight #Now you found the secret code I use #To wash away my lonely blues #So i cant deny or lie cause your there #Only want to make me fly #Sex bomb #Sex bom #Youre a sex bomb #And you can give it to me when I need to come along #And baby you can turn me on #Hahaha

[musicalchaos07]

Jancy + Pan Am AU Moodboard

The year is 1963 and the Jet Age is in full swing. Pan Am pilot Jonathan Byers has a new cabin crew, Nancy Wheeler has a new job and Chrissy Cunningham is missing. Amidst the commotion, intrigue and glamor of world wide travel can Nancy keep her secrets, including her marriage, to herself or will she end up caught in the crossfire?

#... they're fooling absolutely NO ONE with the secret marriage btw IF YOU EVEN CARE #Alexa play Come Fly With Me #also like Steve is the copilot Robin and Vickie are also stewardesses and I feel like El is also there maybe #idk #but definitely those 3 #can you tell I've thought about this? #In which the stranger things are a stewardess being a spy for the us government #.. I'm struggling not to write this one tbh #because it's so appealing #jancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #jonathan x nancy #nancy x jonathan #stranger things #Stranger Things AU #au moodboard #st moodboard

[friendlyneighborhoodkinkshamer]

I think chat noir should get a gun

#miraculous ladybug #i just saw spy x miraculous content #anyway i think the first time he fired it he would hit a tree and fly backwards ten feet #and then he would be too scared to fire it again ever #he still keeps it bc ladybug told him it was a stupid idea and he can't admit she was right #pulls it out and says 'ah man i forgot to reload after target practice' #teaches gun safety classes but never actually loads or fires it #it's an accessory and he looks like a tool

[adhd-merlin]

Ah someone else who has discovered the joys of Camelot (1967) a movie that I am completely normal about. Have you watched it? Because the delivery of the lines is everything and if you need someone to talk to about it I am, once again, completely normal about it. The scene where Lancelot and Arthur first meet?? A masterpiece in sharing a single braincell. And don't even get me started on the way Guenevere first treats Lancelot "have you jousted with humility lately". It's unapologetically at the top of my Arthuriana movie rank list and has gotten me to reread The Once and Future King

I have not watched the film yet!

I've been listening to the original cast recording on Spotify but, most importantly, I've read the book of the original Broadway production (1960 libretto) and I love it?? It's a delightful little read on its own, even without having watched the musical. (I want other people to read it please it's very funny I promise)

I guess the 1967 film script won't be identical to the libretto but I assume it's fairly similar.

The scene where Lancelot meets Arthur was hilarious it made me laugh out loud. Lancelot utter puzzlement ("Gone a-Maying, Your Majesty??"). Arthur's sudden self-consciousness.

And don't even get me started on the way Guenevere first treats Lancelot "have you jousted with humility lately"

I know!! Lancelot's grating self-righteousness coupled with his complete lack of self-awareness is so funny.

And I loved the gradual tone shift. It starts out so silly and the tragedy sneaks up on you — I thought Guinevere and Lancelot's affair might be played for laughs with an oblivious Arthur but no, it turns out he's fully aware of what's going on and he's forced to watch it unfold because he's powerless to stop it? and he loves them both and doesn't want any harm to come to them even as they betray him??

(He continues talking, looking from one to the other, feverishly — painfully) — Excuse me??

and King Pellinore is hilarious, he enters the scene wearing a monocle followed by a little mongrel named Horrid and talking like a character from a P. G. Wodehouse's novel. Extremely validating because when I read that chapter in Le Morte d'Arthur in which King Pellinore first makes an appearance my first question was "is he meant to be this funny?" and the answer from this script is a resounding YES.

I think I might perhaps watch the 1968 stage production first, merely because it's available for free on Youtube (at least in the UK).

I might try hunting for a free streaming link to the 1967 film, though I don't mind renting it if I can't find it.

#also the hawk motif got me ok #arthur asking merlyn to be turned into a hawk at the beginning #so he could spy on guinevere #telling merlyn he loved it when he turned him into a hawk that one time #arthur telling guinevere later that merlyn used to teach him lessons by turning him into different animals #and that he was meant to learn something from each one #but he didn't know what he was meant to learn from being a hawk #and then going 'oh no I got it!' #'when I was flying I could see there are no visible borders. why are we even making war to each other #over something that doesn't even exist. that's stupid. we are meant to live in peace' #'that was the lesson. I will create an era of peace' #and then his dream starts to crumble right before his eyes as lance and guinevere fall in love #and then him crying out to merlyn when guinevere was tied at the stake #asking merlyn to turn him into a hawk so he could fly away #like a lost child!! merlyn wasn't even there he hadn't been for years!! #I'm feeling so normal about it #sorry I just thought it was a good script! #regarding the songs – they didn't blow me away but I'm enjoying them! #they might grow on me still. probably more enjoyable when watching the film #I think my fave atm is Then You May Take Me to the Fair #“You'll pierce right through him?” “You'll open-wide him?” #GIRL why are you making it sound like that... #she's never been normal about lance not even for a minute not even at the start #asks #camelot (musical)

[youareinacomawakeup]

I don’t care what you fuckers say. Good Omens 2 was the best thing I’ve seen in years and there needs to be a season 3.

#spoilers: good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #first off i know fuckers always say queerbaiting but there was zero queerbaiting #everything was set up and paid off beautifully #like if you're mad about the final conflict then you weren't paying attention during the whole job subplot #like what did you think that was there for but to show that aziraphale still had growing to do #that he had the capacity for growth but he wasn't THERE yet like crowley was #one's asleep and one's awake just like that last shot of nina and maggie #glorious parallel by the way #also the plot twist with gabriel and beelzebub was beautifully set up too #ANOTHER parallel by the way #like wow an angel and a demon falling in love #wonder what that represents #but i spent the whole damn show like 'WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE FLIES. IS BEELZEBUB SPYING ON THEM?' #but no. much more betterer. that is a love fly. #and then like at the end #when aziraphale cut crowley off and spoke first i was like #'okay so they're not going to say it explicitly #but there's no fucking way to take nina and maggie's intervention besides crowley being in love #so I accept it as confirmed if questionably canon a la the kiss we both did and didn't see in yuri on ice' #'plausible deniability right' #but then NO #no crowley steered the conversation right back around and MADE IT HAPPEN #SUBVERT THAT TROPE #have him get cut off by absolutely heartbreaking news and SAY IT ANYWAY #EMOTIONAL MATURITY THY NAME IS CROWLEY #Aziraphale just needs to wake up #but yeah i was happy stimming the whole damn show #i kept needing to pause and step away because i was overwhelmed with how much i was enjoying myself #which was an experience i didn't have with the first season

[jaspbec]

" your drink is ready . "

#my artwork #digital drawing #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #hes black because i said so #this is engiespy/demospy/sniperspy/really anybody. i ship him with #he doesnt have rizz people just like old men and he attracts them like honey for a fly (soldier tf2) #also his appearance is based on my hcs

[aoral]

Tubbo is snitching.

Oh.

Oh dear prime .

This just further proves the anarchist Tubbo theory - he:

doesnt support the feds, nor the order - or bbh- after whatever sthings happened between them, and now all he got is himself and friends. Man just want to bring his eggs back. And Fred. And Ron.

Watchout, here comes Tubbo with the Tubbochunk

#He is going to lag you ubtil you can't move to kill him at all #qsmp tubbo #anarchy tubbo #it will be fun #and it will be nice if he actually got revenge for his friends and eggs in the end #settling it downwith a bang #perhaps #just like: Fireworks. #Saying of fireworks #he does have a tendency to gain burnt scars. I imagine that he was being lit on fire on the early stages of building #the factory - especiall the toast one - is pretty easy to be lit on cire. and he just got burnt. #and then theres the gun shot when he tries to hide his drill with foolish #now its a permascar on his forhead #And THEN there was the lava pouring from the glass case - uf you think of it it sorta is like amber: #Amber casing a fly. and That also leaves scar on his face #abut that is just feels like a puzzle for his face #the kill in the office. I think thay is also a gunshot. Deathly #and dangerous. Like a coincidence of an spying mission #The scar is at the same posiyion but from the other side. Now it is symmetrical #man we really need the eggs back #he is now breaking more rules without things to restrain him

[21go-gay-today37]

SPOILERS FOR GO2

I loved this season it was great (even the ending that killed me) Muriel and Jim (not Gabriel)I love you sillies

! you don't have to pick a side in their conflict! just admit that from their perspective they are doing the best thing for both of them! that was unusual situation and neither of them actually are good at this (more luck then brains)or talk important shit with the other (you are close but not "share just one braincell with all what both of you know" kind of close)

Anyways¡ here is a drawing that can be put into situations

Like these

1: Rainy season in the tropics.Frederic Edwin Church

2: skeleton burning gif

#good omens fanart #good omens 2 #fanart #let them hold hands more for fuck sake #aziraphale #crowley #I like this fly following Jim from the beginning. that was fun and at first I thought oh no Beelzebub is spying on them #and that it was just fruit salad no straights included #good omens spoilers #i will post something gotham related next i miss this show it sucked :]

[dezwade]

I like that it's canon that Marcus compulsively brings spy equipment everywhere

#lab rats #bcus like. in speed trapped. no part of luring ab&c to his house involves a spy camera #and it couldnt be because of his plan to kill leo bcus he didnt know leo was coming and came up with the self-driving car thing on the fly #so he just. brought a little spy camera to the fro-yo shop for no real reason #mine.

[holdontightspidermonkee]

loid forger when a stranger standing next to him at the bus stop glances at him *ONE* time: hm. that’s interesting. he just blinked 23 times in the last minute. on average, human adults blink 15 to 20 times per minute. that last blink went on for a third of a second too long. could he be communicating in morse code through blinks? who does he work for? sss? i cannot take any chances. i must flee immediately.

loid forger when his “perfectly normal” wife (who he knows basically nothing about) demonstrates impeccable combat skills in a casual setting and sends a stranger flying by kicking him in the gut: holy shit that was so cool

#yor will do some insane combat acrobatics and suddenly his decades of work experience as a spy go flying out of the window #she'll be like UHH YES I LEARNT THAT IN YOGA CLASS!! #ITS CALLED THE KANGAROO MEDITATION KICK!! #and loid will be like hehe nice babe #spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #yor briar

[pristine-starlight]

Hey, USAmerican friends, is a building (esp ones where lots of ppl work, like schools or govt buildings) putting up a black flag when mourning the death of an employee a widespread thing over there?

It is here, but I've never paid attention to it/encountered it in american media, and now googling to make sure isn't turning up plentiful enough results for me to feel certain

#like if i say a building (spy hq) is flying a black flag will ppl get that i mean that someone working there died? #kata's chatter #this is such a random thing to go and google and wonder if its not universal snhdndxnh #CAN PPL DOWN THE STREET STOP SINGING THE PÁLINKA SONG #PLS IM TRYING TO ANGST HERE

[morethanonepage]

started reading a decent ish finnpoe fic that treated them both w respect and was like four chapters in before being walloped by the good old fashioned "poe's friends & co workers chatting & cackling over poe previously being the Republic and/or Resistance bicycle while he asks & then frankly begs them to stop" scene, which is then used as the impetus of finn & poe hooking up 🙃

#hate this fandom for making me seem like im against a character having an active sex life #but why are they SO WEIRD ABOUT IT #HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT #stomping back to my 'poe was frankly too busy FLYING and SPYING and RECRUITING and RESCUING PEOPLE to yknow #have that much sex' camp #(also i got away from this point in these tags but the fact that his FRIENDS SUBORDINATES AND COWORKERS were just out there giggling about #it when he was EXPLICITLY ASKING THEM TO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT #(bc finn was there obviously) #and THEY DIDN'T AND KEPT TALKING ABOUT IT #gross. inappropriate. hated it.)