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nocternalrandomness · 3 months
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misaothewitch · 1 year
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theramblingrooster · 6 months
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The most unrealistic thing about rebels was the lack of Ezra trying to steal the inquisitors’ lightsabers every time they fought. Like yes he’s terrified and fighting for his life but he’s also a blue raccoon with the powers of telekinesis-yoinks. Look me in the eyes and tell me Ezra Bridger wouldn’t try to yoink an inquisitor’s lightsaber right off their belt with the force and run away with it.
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natashatrace · 1 month
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"you look good."
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classic-simpsons · 4 months
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07.22 | RAGING ABE SIMPSON AND HIS GRUMBLING GRANDSON IN "THE CURSE OF THE FLYING HELLFISH"
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eliduck · 3 months
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Aye it's Christmas/Hollowmas a
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dronescapesvideos · 9 days
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US Coast Guard Hall PH-3 flying boat firing a M1919 Browning machine gun in 1943.
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Officer: but Sir, don’t you miss the adrenaline of flying?
Ice, who is married to Mav and has a heart attack every fucking day: …not really
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towering-book-piles · 2 months
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Can you imagine the daggers somehow getting ahold of Mavs service record or file or smth?? They would be either extremely impressed, or devastated at al their dagger dad has gone through and achieved. Maybe both.
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phoenixkaptain · 1 year
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Gotta be honest, the idea that Luke wouldn’t send a child alone in an X-wing with only a droid for company is funny to me.
Like, we’re talking about the same Luke, right? The one who spent years bulls-eyeing womp rats and took the experience from that to then blow up the Death Star? The one who was like “This is a trap… I’m gonna walk right into it.” The one who was like “I will rescue my dear friend by waltzing in without a disguise and being as obnoxious as possible.” “How do we get out of this situation? How about we convince these small bear creatures that our droid is a god, that will probably work.” “I know Darth Vader is a murderer who murdered my Ben and is trying to murder me and all, but he is also my dad and therefore I love him.”
Luke would send a child in an X-wing without even fucking thinking about it! Do you REALLY think LUKE SKYWALKER is a reasonable human being?? Are you honestly trying to tell me that this man who has been driving the same fucking ship for like ten years would understand how dangerous it is to put an unsupervised child in a vehicle??? Do you really honestly truly think that Luke knows how to care for children????
You see, a lot of people like to portray Luke as perfect. And this is the same issue I have with people who portray Obi-Wan as perfect, or Yoda, or Mace, or literally any character in all of Star Wars because the whole point is that the are flawed human beings!
But it’s ESPECIALLY egregrious with Luke because I don’t know where any of you got this idea that Luke is a sweet summer child??? This man has a death count of over one million. This man had Seen Some Shit that it is literally impossible not to be affected by. Why do so many people assume that Luke at the end of the Trilogy is the same as Luke at the beginning of the Trilogy? He’s changed! He’s a different person! That’s what makes the Original Trilogy such a good trilogy!! It’s basic storytelling!!! A character canNOT be at the same place mentally as when they began the story, or else it’s not a good story!
But also, I hate the way this colours shipping fics with Luke. Like, listen. There is no ship where Luke should be the straightman of the relationship. Luke Skywalker just is not normal. He’s weird, he’s deranged, he’s so strange; he cannot be a straightman, it just doesn’t work. It’s so completely out of character it isn’t even funny.
The joy of shipping Luke is that every single thing that you can ship Luke with will come out the other sode looking rational.
Han Solo is a smuggler who hangs out with a Wookiee and who does extremely dangerous, stupid shit, but next to Luke?? Rational. Normal. Someone who uses their brain, Luke, take notes-
Din Djarin is a bounty hunter who decided that he would rather destroy an entire group of highly dangerous men than give up the cute kid he just found. But compared to Luke? At least he has equipment on him!
Mara Jade literally was mind-controlled by the Emperor and was Darth Vader’s coworker and was also a Jedi (something that no rational person would be honestly) and even she comes across as normal compared to Luke Skywalker.
I know this is rambly and disjointed and I know people disagree with me, but like??? Yes, I think Luke is great with kids. Yes, I think Luke is a good teacher. Yes, I think Luke is the type of person to wave goodbye as an infant flies off in his warship. I think Luke is the type of person who would throw a child into the air way too high and then catch them. Where did the idea that he’s the responsible parent come from? Luke is teaching infants how to use laser swords, do you REALLY THINK that’s what a responsible parent would do????
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unlawfulchaos · 11 months
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[After Mav's gotten injured while doing something stupid, and Ice has to be called back from the conference tour he was on]
Mav: I can't believe Ice is coming home after all this time.
Mav: You know what I'm getting tonight.
Slider: You don't seriously thi-
Mav: Yelled at, Slider. I'm getting yelled at.
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nocternalrandomness · 11 months
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thatsrightice · 6 months
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You know what? I get Maverick isn’t used to people taking care of him and shit but you think Iceman is any better? If anything I think he’s insanely worse because he’s way better at hiding it than Mav. Maverick? Open book. Terrible at hiding shit like it’s obnoxiously obvious and he’ll argue with you about not being hurt or anything. When he knows he’s lost he’ll just be all like “Look at the wires and shit coming out of that bird over there! It’s a government agent!” And then sprints away when you look behind you.
Tom “Iceman” Kazansky’s mask is so well built that you’ll literally never know. He’s such an insanely good actor like send him to Juilliard. And if you witness something no you didn’t because this man is the king of all gaslighters. You think he’s sick? No he’s not. He’ll just look at you with a bored expression and an eyebrow raised. He’ll fucking dislocate his shoulder for like the millionth time and pop that bitch back in before anyone is able to say a word. Then he’ll have the audacity to pretend it never happened like what the actual fuck dude! You dislocated your shoulder? And he’ll just be like what are you talking about. It’ll just continue like that until you’re literally having an existential crisis.
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(Ice is meeting with his new Navy doctor) Doctor:...It says here that you've been taking heart medication for a number of years, in varying doses. Iceman: Sounds about right. Doctor: So was there a particular incident that happened, did the heart problems come on gradually...? Iceman(sighs): No, I just met the man I would eventually marry, that's all... Doctor:...And, what, you fell in love at first sight and had heart palpitations? Iceman: No, first he made my blood pressure spike a few times... Doctor: ... Iceman: ...You've never met Maverick Mitchell, have you? Doctor: YOU'RE MARRIED TO MAVERICK?!...My God, Admiral, you ARE a hero...
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themissingmango · 24 days
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jakeseresinisgay · 8 months
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Bradley is good with his hands. (the piano...)
Jake is good with his mouth. (the toothpicks...)
[That's it. Nothing more. I mean... You can think of more but... Yeah.]
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