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atmothart · 11 months

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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

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finleycannotdraw · 10 months

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and here’s the full image :)

tfw your boss is dad shaped, lonely, sweet, and puts in effort to make you feel accepted and understood

alternative caption: YOU’RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

guys just think about it. has she been hugged even ONCE since gloreth?? I kind of doubt it. ballister had better get on top of that YESTERDAY.

oh yeah!! here’s the playlist :) (subject to change)

why is his prosthetic arm easier to draw than his mustache

#nimona and ballister #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona netflix #ballister boldheart #finley cannot draw #nimona fanart #THEYRE SO SWEET YALL. THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME #what do you get when you put two affection-starved queers in an evil lair? snuggles. that’s what. also probably a food fight. and adoption #do I even need to include a ‘do not tag as ship’ disclaimer? I hope not #anyway I WILL be drawing more of them just you fucking wait #and also more ambrosius because he’s my girlfriend

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smittenskitten · 1 year

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(+) Cooking for beloved

Jack o' Frost (2023) My Tooth Your Love (2022) Roommates of Poongduck 304 (2022) Girlfriend Project Day 1 (2022) Sleep With Me (2022) Fukou-kun wa Kiss Suru Shikanai! (2022) Cutie Pie (2022) 30-sai made Dotei Da to Mahotsukai ni Nareru rashii (2020) Kinou Nani Tabeta? (2019) Ossan's Love (2018)

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year

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My girlfriend had a dream that we made this really good chili garlic sauce (she is obsessed with it) and had this cool house with a waterfall going through it, and I got super excited about the sauce and jumped into the waterfall and immediately got sucked down and died.

#dream #text #February 4th 2023 #food #cooking #food mention #girlfriend #sauce #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #death tw #water

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webbythreads · 4 months

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ohhh yeah you know what time it is

solo shots

he was the hardest one to make please appreciate him

BONUS sgt hatred

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betweenblackberrybranches · 1 year

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Y/N being cute making white clover crowns and rings for Sun and themselve

Sun is so smitten

#daycare attendant x y/n #sundrop #fnaf sun #daycare attendant x reader #automaton au #my art #i just wanna do fluff rn #also this is for that one person with the white clover flower ask #fun fact this is how i got my girlfriend: ate all the food at our date picknick made a flower crown for her and then fell aslp on her lap #so flower crowns as a way of flirting is fully approved by me #i also ate half her food and she still liked me so #anyways i think y/n is developing a deep fondness for sun and moon at this point

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smoshidiot · 7 months

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smosh in 2023

#i’ve been loving their sketches so much #also there’s only been 7 so i padded it out with we bought smosh and the food battle announcement hehe #mine #smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #beardier half #not your girlfriend

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toxooz · 1 year

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and in comes Mogak with the steel chair 😳😳 still toying with her battle armor i assume she's got several battle outfits

#mogak #HUFFFFF thank u high me for the most out in left field food #more of her soon probably bc WOOF WOOF WOOOFFF #but also brainstorming how she keeps her massive hair up for battle but also potentially uses it for defense or tactical abilities is so #the beast paw tiddy plate is silly but it was a concept i had to try dammit #my art #oc #original character #monster girl #orc #monster #monster oc #fantasy #mythical #terato #exophilia #monster girlfriend #blood

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2p42m · 1 month

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|| slow down time, in your golden hour 🌻

i had the honor of participating in this year's @aawlwminibang, drawing the adorable faraskye for @smolgirlowo 's equally adorable "snack break:" a fic about teaching your girlfriend to cook! with, well, mixed results. please, please check out her work here, and the accompanying piece by @spiderfriend !

#ace attorney #ema skye #kay faraday #faraskye #aawlwminibang24 #2:42pm #“wow finally a pm piece that doesn't have a gavin brother” nobody look at me and nobody look at that gavinners mug #pretty girlfriends AND food as a love language i was slamming down my money effective immediately you have no idea

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fluffybellyhog99 · 6 days

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@Fatty_Nina_ (Twitter/X) my Beautiful and From me Worshipped Goddess of fat pleasure and Kindness I love this woman more than I ever loved someone before because of her I developed new kinks like Ninarism new pleasure spots and even gained a lot of weight

Thank you babe 🐷🥵❤

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vegan-yums · 1 year

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Avocado boats

Creamy Avocado Banana Green Smoothie

Avocado Pesto Pasta Salad

10-Minute Mushroom Avocado Toast

Avocado toasts

Avocado mango salsa

Avocado fries (use egg replacement)

Easy avocado sushi

#because avocado is everything #my girlfriend makes me avocado pasta all the time because its my fave #vegan #vegetarian #food #avocado #avocado fries #avocado toast #avocado sushi #lunch #dinner #vegan food #healthy food #yum #the word avocado looks weird now because i've been looking at it so long

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year

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I was putting peanut butter and jelly sandwiches into a paper shredder. It was having a hard time shredding them. My girlfriend burst in and yelled,” Don’t, don’t! You’re jamming it!” I replied ,”It’s jelly not jam,” and then I woke up.

#dream #pbj #peanut butter and jelly #sandwich #pbj sandwich #food #girlfriend

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guardian-angle22 · 1 year

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