#Fuck Disney but the way

[inkskinned]

i know people are good because of this: the universe often assigns me side quests. in a circular strangeness; despite my inability to locate my-own-anything, i am almost-always finding someone else's lost things. dogs, coats, phones, cash, laptops. it happens so often it's almost tiring; suddenly being looped into a tiny amount of detective work.

but when i'm with other people who are not used to this: the response is almost invariably delight. yes, maybe they are simply thrilled by the mystery. it's just... they light up so much. i think maybe more... i think they like the opportunity to do something kind.

a few weeks ago, i was at a bar and i found a wallet as soon as we stepped outside. i felt nervous to ask for help, worried i would be holding up the night. i picked it up and said go on without me, i should help this get back to its home.

instead, three people pulled out their phones - to find him on facebook, to help cancel his credit cards. two people went back into the bar to tell the bartender, two others went calling down the street. group texts, facebook posts, instagram stories. people, without even seeing what happened, start offering help to me. fifteen minutes and: someone knows someone who knows the guy. the cheer that went up - just for finding him, just for this small thing. someone gets him on the phone. strangers dance around me, hopping on their feet - are you the girl that found that wallet? good for you, that's a good thing you're doing/same thing happened to me and somebody did what you're doing and i thank god everyday for people like you/i can't believe you found him so fast this is so exciting

i gave it back to him in a parking lot. i watched his shoulders sag with relief. there was cash in it still - he checked the pocket, and then sheepishly held the money out to me. i didn't take it. i held up my hands. "it's no problem, man. i know you'd do the same for me."

i don't know him, to be honest. i don't know if he is the same kind of person i am. but he nodded at me.

and i know people are good. i know people are good, because the way this story ends isn't surprising. we wave goodbye awkwardly. my friend loops their arm around me.

"i can't believe we got it back to him," they said. "i'm going to be riding that high for weeks."

#i lost my wallet in disney world once #and really thought i had beefed it bc i was 19 and alone #and a woman got it back to me within an hour #just like . a mom #i have no idea how she got my number or info #and i do think that since then karmatically god has been like. #ur about to be the same person in someone else's life #btw i like the side quests but they never happen at a good time #once saved 2 lost dogs while on the way to the airport. i already had my 70 pound dog in the back of my car #and had to chase 2 dogs down the street to wrastle into my passenger seat #(she ended up writing me the fucking nicest thank you card and sending me WAY #W A Y too much in target bucks as a thank-you) #i went 2 go see batman the other night and legit like. had already been running late #to go see a friend #and instead was like. sorry i have to step outside and use this person's phone to see if i can find them #i once found 250 dollars in cash lol #MEANWHILE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE #I LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING #adhd will be like #: thou art so observant that it is distracting : #: BUT not observant towards items that are not novel to you : #: die mad about it : #: so it is written. so it must be : #: no nobody saw where you put the fucking car keys :

[swordsandflowercrowns]

charlie bushnell the actor that you ARE. the pain and resentment and horror on his face throughout that scene. his hesitation when he was about to kill percy. the simultaneous regret and determination. the fact that he hated annabeth seeing who he had become but like charlie said in an interview, is willing to do anything. luke is supposed to be an empathetic character. the way he narrated "look, I know you didn't want to be a halfblood" at the beginning of the episode paralleling percy, showing us just how easy it would have been for percy to end up like luke. both percy and the audience are supposed to understand exactly where luke is coming from, to empathise deeply with his disappointment in the gods and the desperation that resulted from it. and my god did charlie bushnell achieve that

#what the actual fuck :) #did he just snort luke straight out of the book like cocaine? #the TEARS in his eyes #the violent angry lighting of the fireworks #the way he was so much taller than percy #I'm STILL not over the luke/percy walker/charlie appearance parallels #charlie bushnell's luke my beloved #charlie bushnell the actor that you are #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo spoilers #charlie bushnell #luke castellan

[parcai]

the little mermaid also KILLED by making it caribbean themed like so true actually eric IS the only white guy who washed up on their shores + survived only bc a mother loved him, and then bc a mermaid did. the dancing + music + colors r all sm better + also makes way more sense rip to everyone who hated black ariel ur ken doll prince is the outsider (+ knows it), not miss bailey

#also makes way more sense 4 his arc. in the og hes like ohhhh i dont wanna b in the castle #yeah bc now hes fucking adopted bc he feels like be didn't deserve any of this really bc he got lucky bc he wants to see the world. #obsessed #halle bailey #jonah hauer king #the little mermaid #disney #k

[genderkoolaid]

tv & movie producers when you tell them to make a movie about fantasy racism that doesn't argue that racism is actually an entirely valid response to the very real evil thing that the fantasy Black/Indigenous people actually did do to the fantasy White people

#was just reminded bright exists #but this is so prevalent and like. how do y'all keep fucking up in this specific way #it's so easy to point out and avoid #EVEN DISNEY'S Z.O.M.B.I.E.S DOES THIS....

[non-un-topo]

Thinking about the sniper duo

#tog #the old guard #siggy draws #quynh #nicolo di genova #the old gays #genuinely they're all i can think about this week #what are they running from / shooting at?? idk they probably fucked up sdfghfds #the headcanon is: when you put these two together they have a lot of fun but they're a DISASTER. #here's a story: some rich man saw quynh and immediately decided she was going to be his wife #and ofc quynh had issues with this and wanted to smack the shit out of this guy right away. #which she did. which escalated into a duel of sorts. nicolo is just there on the side like 'oh shit'. #either quynh was in disguise or she was forced to wear the dress. either way she is Not happy about it. #cue little brother who can lift his own weight and sprint to the rescue #maybe i should make this into a fic omg #can you fucking tell i started this by listening to anime osts ended it with disney songs

[space-bowl]

Last night, after work, the brothers were tipped off about an amazing reveal.

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#chocoart #mouse house au #mickey mouse #oswald the lucky rabbit #epic mickey #epic mickey rebrushed #FUCK YEA #YA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS #EPIC MICKEY WITH MODS #I spent way too much time on this #it was supposed to be a simple doodle but I got way too into it #haha enjoy #tho yea boycott disney

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Gay ships getting screwed over by homophobic producers/writers as soon as they get wind of it is nothing new, but what has been done to stucky really is uniquely cruel. 

I’ve never heard of a gay ship having one member’s importance to the other simply... written out of the show/film? (Has this been done?) 

Never heard of a gay ship having decades of important source material about them deliberately sabotaged just to spite a  gay ship (that wasn’t even canonically gay or ever going to be so, anyway?) 

Or having the (heterosexual-ising) female character literally put into the male character’s canon place, using his gay-inspiring scenes, with any other ship. 

I’ve never heard of an actor’s brilliant performance, which made certain lines iconic; whose skill as an actor is the very reason they’re iconic...  simply being taken away from him and credited to an untalented actress who never said them. 

Just to damage an un-canon gay ship?! 

Imagine they brought out new Trek shows with Kirk and Spock and said ‘anyway, Spock never meant anything to Kirk, every Spirk thing he said was actually said to/about his new wife Spacky (Woman who joined the Hating-Vulcans Society and hired guys to torture Spock) and here’s a flashback to Spacky as Kirk’s Chief Science Officer all those years. Also we will be buying up other media and editing all tie-ins to reflect that they are nOT GAY.’ 

It’s unprecedentedly monstrous.

#fuck disney #mcu critical #antipeggy #antisteggy #homophobia #stucky #mcu meta #meta #steggy is hydra trash party #steve meta #bucky meta #stucky meta #steve rogers #bucky barnes #also I genuinely didn't know I was posting this next to a spirk post #some poor shipper's about to come into the tags telling me 'they did that to my ship!' #I have never heard of a gay ship getting shivved in the specific way stucky has #maybe I've been lucky 🤔 #I BET I know what they're going to do for WhatIf season 2 #I BET YOU they're going to say BUCKY co-founded SHIELD and let the Nazis in #If they're already trying to claim Piggy did all the good things Bucky did... #I BET YOU they're gunna start claiming HE did all the bad things SHE did #they're SO threatened by this ship and SO LAZY and SO CREATIVELY BANKRUPT #and steggy is such a WEAK ASS piece of writing... #look at how they treat ie. loki and thor by comparison #they JUST kill one off #they DON'T go back through all of thor's history to make sure to undo every single thor/loki moment that ever happened and put some heifer i #they didn't go back through TONY's history to make sure it was ALWAYS PEPPER who ever said anything to him ever #they JUST do this to stucky #cynthia glass

[corvidreavenart]

And then they go on to watch Perfect Blue

#disney villains #slashers #maleficent #ghostface #sleeping beauty 1959 #scream #my art #crossover #crossover art #artists on tumblr #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #shitpost #traditional art #I just realized that I drew Maleficent the same way as that sometimes I wonder how I taste meme fucking dammit #anyways they’re sillay #and i drew this while watching Scream for the first time #good shit right there #i want these two to [REDACTED] my [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] until I [RE-]

[cryptvokeeper]

getting so fucked up listening to Kevin Perjurer talking to Adam Conover about how the Disney channel theme documentary was only supposed to be twenty minutes. How it was supposed to be a joke, the punchline being “it’s just four notes, it’s not that deep”. He was just gonna find the guy who did it and do a silly ironic interview, and then the story behind the theme unfolded and hit something true and meaningful.

#Defunctland #when a character is so powerful they completely change the narrative except it was real life with real human beings #I’m so happy to know the Disney channel theme documentary fucked up Kevin perjurer the same way it affected everyone else god bless

[teawithghosts]

Mirrorverse Sally my beloved

#the nightmare before christmas #sally nightmare before christmas #disney mirrorverse #tnbc #tnbc Sally #the game got way too gatcha #and the gameplay is ass #but those designs??? #no shut up they’re fucking fire #but Sally??? #ugh #my middle school heart #fucking adores her

[wierdshenanigans]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SAME STEPHANIE BEATRIZ THAT PLAYS ROSA DIAZ IN BROOKLYN 99 VOICES MIRABEL MADRIGAL IN ENCANTO??

#encanto #stephanie beatriz #rosa diaz #mirabel madrigal #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #what else can i do #what???? #No fucking way #I only started watching Brooklyn 99 recently so you can't blame me for being shocked #disney encanto

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

or as I like to call them: “animated shows that got canceled right as the real linear plot was starting to kick in”

anyways I’m fucking livid rn

EDIT: OKAY UPDATE GOOD NEWS ABOUT LOLIROCK GUYS HOLY SHIT

#netflix idk what exactly it is youre trying to accomplish here but I promise this is not the way #I'm genuinely so upset rn #I thought we'd get at LEAST one more season of inside job #I am distraught #fuck netflix #all my homies hate netflix rn #inside job #infinity train #lolirock #ever after high #eah #animation #cartoons #save infinity train #save inside job #shion takeuchi #owen dennis #netflix #disney #hbo max

[super-sucklet]

my biggest beef with disneys star wars shows is that none of them can ever MEAN anything

disney DID their trilogy! they told their big story!! now any of the shit they churn out will be functionally meaningless because THE STORIES ALREADY BEEN TOLD!!! din having the darksaber doesn't mean anything because it CANT! ahsoka finding ezra wont have any real effect on the GFFW!! thrawn doing whatever, means absolutely nothing!!

thats why we have shit that's so interesting until it fizzles out because they cant go against the canon theyre written

#star wars #apparently the ending of ahsoka sucked and im like 😬 #they only way they can get around it is to make the sequel trilogy non-canon OR do high republic/pre republic shit #the clone wars are DONE the post empire is DONE!!! #but disney will keep beating this fucking horse cause people will keep shoveling the most shallow shit into their mouths #typing this on my phone at work but do you get what i mean???

[pinkmirth]

. . . is it okay if i say something?

#i’ve always loved me some hercules >.< c’mere papa!!! #he’s my type in every single way! brawny redhead himbo!!! someone give him to me nowwww!!!!!!!! #i am THIS close to writing smut for herc . i fucking mean it #another himbo to daydream about #and tarzan!!! #watched both of their movies back to back for the hell of it #and now i have two more rekindled childhood crushes . . . #꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱ #꒰ঌ disney.ᐟ ໒꒱ #ৎ୭ ⨾ hercules.ᐟ #hercules disney

[dixidin]

Sometimes your found family consists of a whore, an alcoholic, a grumpy lesbian, a cheery bisexual who low-key has some hidden rage in them, a child who looks kind but secretly bites ankles, someone who would be prefect as a cooky disney villain, and someone who should be in either jail or a mental institution

#sorry I will not be shutting up about them for a hot minute #“but Niffty is so kind! she's just a bit weird!” as a Niffty fan since the pilot #let her secretly be crazy #and not in the usual disney way where the child character is super cute and then suddenly switches to violence and becomes a rabid dog #let her say the most out of pocket shit to a stranger before skipping away #sorry I had to put in my Niffty praise and Disney slander #half of them look tired as shit in this photo while the others look so filled with life #meanwhile alastor is fucking crazy #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin husk #hazbin niffty #hazbin sir pentious #vivziepop

[amanita-muscaria-lover]

Possible Hot Take: I want Disney take over the Kane Chronicles and turn them into a tv show. Netflix has a bigger chance of ruining the story with a few movies. And I know Netflix typically does alright with their original stuff but still. TKC already doesn't have as big of a following as PJO or HoO. Rick still needs to be part of production and everything, but Netflix should just leave it alone.

#plus that way it's easier to do crossover stories like the son of sobek #my post #pjo #pjo series #tkc #the kane chronicles #rick riordan #sadie kane #carter kane #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #kane chronicles movies #netflix #disney+ #but also fuck netflix