My mom's other favorite line was "Who wants to get slapped first?"
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Ahsoka: Listen, Sabine: we live in a society and we are expected to contribute as productive citizens -
Sabine: No, YOU live in a society! I live in Ezra’s basement.
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Me while reading tog: I’m so confused. I love Dorian so much, but where tf is Rowan??
Me while reading com: I hate Chaol and I still love Dorian… but c’mon! Where is Rowan??
Me while reading hof: FINALLY!
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How do people afford to be teachers in red states if they aren't specifically looking to marry rich or commit crimes?
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There is finally a video for the song that comes to my mind every single time a few specific asshole neighbors are out in the parking lot. Usually late at night.
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Men need to be protected from environmental hazards.
Women need to be protected from other people...namely men.
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