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chainsawlifehacks · 8 months

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#gaming #comedy #funny #memes #dank memes #evil #satan #toontown #breast feeeding community #sexy #smile

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ccerealbowl · 1 year

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Introducing NB! Satan to my cat

#my two boys #Mr.President our beloved #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #satan fanart #doodles #funny haha #cat

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 6 months

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Mc: *laying on a pool chair, unconscious*

Levi, panicking: They're not breathing!

Solomon: I'll give them mouth-to-mouth!

Mc: *opens one eye,* Ew no! Let Mammon do it! *Closes eye*

Lucifer:

Beel:

Solomon:

Satan:

Levi:

Belphie:...

Mammon: GET OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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devildomwriter · 1 month

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The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me video

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authormars · 16 days

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MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #obey me satan #obey me simeon #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #i think i'm funny

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nocreativityfornames · 2 months

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I like the idea that demons and angels don't need water to survive and most of the cast was deeply confused by MC drinking it so often because "it didn't taste good" and they couldn't wrap their heads around why MC was so "obsessed" with it.

And then they found out that water is crucial for a human's health and humans DIE if they go for a few days without it and suddenly a whole new fridge was installed in the kitchen filled with just water bottles, MC started getting "h2o deliveries" completely unprompted throughout the day, texts from all of them reminding them to hydrate, etc

"MC, here's your water."

“Oi, have you had yer life juice yet?”

"Remember to hydrate."

"I still can't believe you humans depend on this to survive. How stupid is that?"

"MC, do you need some water?"

#idk it's just funny to me XD #btw belphie's saying that WHILE bringing you water #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #omnb #omswd #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #☙ no creativity for names ✾

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zephyrchama · 4 months

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Since demons don't have middle or last names, an angry MC resorts to using their titles when they're really mad.

"Did you seriously just turn the router off? After I've been refreshing this page all day? Lucifer, Avatar of Pride, turn it back on now."

"It seems somebody swapped my homework with blank pages. Mammon, Avatar of Greed, do you have anything to say about this?"

"It's 3am. Leviathan, Avatar of Envy, you need to turn that concert DVD off right now and go to bed or I'm snapping it in half."

"Satan, Avatar of Wrath. This is the third time today I've stubbed my toe on one of your cursed books."

"Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. You're a doll. But it has been seven hours. I can't try on any more clothes. I'm exhausted."

"I know my name was on this cup of expensive ice cream. Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony, how are you going to make this up to me?"

"So help me, Belphegor, Avatar of Sloth, if you're late for class again, I'm the one who gets an earful of complaints. You're leaving this house right now."

#i also thought it might be funny to make up middle and last names when MC isnt so serious. “leviathan steve rodriguez you need a bath asap.”#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #obey me!#obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me x mc

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lyrichi · 3 months

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mc, randomly at dinner: how do y'all feel about demon slayer

luci: demon what?

mc, taking a bite of rice: slayer

asmo: slay

levi: I wanna be a demon slayer :(

satan: levi, you are a demon

levi: owee :((

#I find it kinda funny #that uh #some of my fav media is centered around demons :/#um #levi goin oweh is suppose to be like the sad but deranged noise ppl make #how the fuck do you make that into letters #UH #ok #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #yeah

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natstablook29 · 1 year

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#obey me #obey me nightbringer #om! nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #i couldn't help myself #it was too funny #i know you all agree with me #has this been done before?

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atlasofsalt · 1 year

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*everyone having fun building a pillow fort*

luke: oh no! we’re out of pillows- i’ll go grab more.

luke: *opens the closet and past! solomon falls out. mouth duct tapped and hands tied*

past! solomon: *muffled screaming*

future! solomon: oh shit i forgot to feed him

everyone: 🧍

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apoorhuman · 1 year

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Mc: don't you just hate the fact that you already graduated and finished school, have a good and decent job, but suddenly you got sucked into hell and forced to go to school with most of the subjects you never even learned in your FUCKING ENTIRE LIFE?!

Lucifer: mc, we said we're sorry

Mc: I AM NOT GOING TO JUST LET MYSELF GET YELLED BY YOU JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET GOOD FUCKING GRADE IN A SUBJECT CALLED "BASIC STANDARD MAGIC"

Belphegor and Satan watching from afar: *snickers*

#seriously #imagine if the mc is already done with school and just so grateful that their suffering has ended #but then suddenly some demon that they don't even know exist told and forced you to go to school #even though they absolutely hated school #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me fluff #obey me satan #obey me headcanons #obey me funny #obey me shitpost #obey me belphegor

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 8 months

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Mc: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.

Mc: One, two, three.

Lucifer:

Satan:

Mc: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.