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dazaily · 4 years

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reasons why nishinoya is kewlest boi in hq :)

nishinoya is literally the coolest boy in haikyuu and i’m about to tell u why. (p.s. my fav character is currently akaashi and i would just like to tell him i still love him but i need to give ma manz noya some luv.)

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ok, so listen up hoes, y’all abt 2 get educated.

first and foremost, he was bEST libero in middle school????? why are we ignoring this?? i don’t hear ppl talking abt this enough.

bEST LIBERO IN MIYAGI AS A MIDDLE SCHOOLER! y’all wish u were on his lvl.

and even though he was a talented fucker, he still decided to go to karasuno just for the uNIFORMS!!

this just shows he knows that getting into a powerhouse school doesn’t mean anything!! umm if that ain’t some big brain idk what is.

he has priorities and getting into a powerhouse school wasn’t one of them cuz he knew he would strive on any playing ground 😤

but uniforms were one of his priorities and i will not comment about that.

also can we talk abt how he was introduced into the series

like the gR8 GUARDIAN DEITY OF KARASUNO!!

and he turns out to be a precious 160cm bby who gets soft af when u call him senpai.

if that doesn’t make u 🥺, ur heartless.

and also loyalty??? can we talk abt how loyal his ass is like ???

he was abt to give up his entire volleyball career cz asahi was being a pussy abt to give up hIS career :((

and the fact he only would play when the ace is there, my heart cant 🥺

manz got suspended for his manz. if that ain’t true love idk what is.

also we can never forget..

roRINGUUU SANDAA (again!!)

jUsT tAKE mY mOnEY aNd leAVE mY hEaRt aLonE

also, also!! when we first saw his hair down!!!! omg sinsdjdjjdj

like us clowns thought it was a ghost or some shiz like that

but it just turns out to be the cutest form of noya!!! like that was uwu galour

i uwued so hard when i saw him with his hair down like adjdjdjdj

also can we talk abt noya fangirling over yaku during their practice match with nekoma, hes so pure 🥰

moving on, i will never, and i mean nEVER, stop talking abt noya in karasuno vs. dateko

season 1 episode 18,, i will never forget you

if u don’t know what i’m talking abt, first of all ur an uncultured swine.

i’m talking abt that leGENDARY feet receive

like uGHH, i busted a pHat nut just thinking abt that scene

and his “aSAHI-SAN” in that scene makes me cry like an lil bitch

omg and also, i think we all can agree noya and bokuto wouldve been bestest of friends if he went to the 3rd gym 😤

kinda mad hq didn’t give us that interaction, but i digress.

adding on, he caN SET???

like he’s already the best libero in the prefecture and now he abt to be the best seTTER

kags better watch out cuz nishinoya abt to come for his ass

also, i have a headcanon of noya in johzenji.. like for some reason i think he would fit in johzenji perfectly???

ok, let’s start talking abt s3 cuz this list is alr getting wayyy too long. although it should be longer cuz noya’s perfections are endless.

ok imo, in the battle with shiratorizawa and karasuno, noya and tsukki were the mfing mVPs

no i do not take construtive criticism.

like hoes, u don’t understand, we got the beST noya quotes in that match.

“Alright! There's nothing to be scared of! You guys just keep looking straight ahead. I'll guard your backs with my life if I have to!”

ok wait a minute as i cry in the corner of my trash can.

aNd ALSO THAT DOUBLE RECEIVE

tHAT LEGENDARY DOUBLE RECEIVE

oML THAT DOUBLE RECEIVE

i WILL NOT STFU ABOUT THAT DOUBLE RECEIVE—

also he got everyone to acknowledge, he’s the only one on the same lvl as ushiwaka???

why tf are y’alls not tALKING abt this

that should be an official conversation starter.

ok imma stop this list now, cuz it’s getting longer than it needs to be no it’s not

ending statement: y’all should love the one and only karasuno’s guardian deity cuz he deserves all the love in the world <3

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a/n: ok, so i didn’t mean for this list to be this long.. i expected it to be this short thing, but once i started talking abt my precious bby i couldn’t stop. so here it is a character appreciation post for the one and only kewlest boi nishinoya. pls love and appreciate him as much as possible. <33 also akaashi i still love u, this was just something i had to do.

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#hq #hq!!#nishinoya #nishinoya yuu #karasuno #anime #character appreciation #i love him sm #best boy #best boi #haikyuu best boy

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honeyjaez · 4 years

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Top 10 Albums of 2019

I did this last year and quite honestly it was fun reliving some of these albums. Notice: This is my own opinion and does not reflect what I felt others should have thought swell

2019 saw some of my favorite albums and eras so without further ado:

10. Oneus- Fly With Us

Oneus is a force to be reckoned with and out of all the groups i started to stan in 2019, they are by far my favorite. All their albums since debut have been amazing but this last one really exceeded my expectations and they outdid themselves on this on. Oh and needless to say.....Lit was very much lit.

Stan ONEUS!

9. Astro- All Light

All hail the underappreciated Kings! Astro may not have as many comebacks as other groups, but when they do......OOF. They make up for it by giving me albums I could listen to on repeat until their next one. This album is no exception. Totally blew me away. It was such a beautiful era. a beautiful concept. a beautiful sound. It really matched with Astro’s and I will forever cherish this album.

Dear god...this is when it gets really hard to rank

8. ATEEZ- Treasure EP. Fin: All to Action

THIS WAS SO HARD. ATEEZ for all that they are, are quite possible the MOST impressive rookies in K-POP I’ve ever had the pleasure to see. Their choreography, their music, THEIR STAGE PRESENCE. Like how are they rookies???! I didn’t know them pre-debut, but from day 1 of debut I have been a fan. Since Day 1 I have been whipped. All their albums are pure fucking gold and they are one of the few groups that I don’t hate any of their stuff. This album.... oh this album.. so unique to the Ateez sound I have come to love. The fact that I listened to Wonderland 130 times in the first 3 days should tell you that.

Oh and Win is in my top 3 b-sides of 2019

7.SF9- Narcissist

SF9 and ATEEZ ruled my 2019 basically as this list will show. Narcissus is a masterpiece simple as that. Enough? Iconic. Play hard? a FUCKING bop. Life is so beautiful and Fall in love? Yo, stan fucking art. Stan SF9. While it wasn’t my favorite SF9 album. I loved this era so much.

6.A.C.E-Under Cover: The Mad Squad

*is currently reliving their concert just a few days ago*

Hey. If you need a healthy piece of advice for 2020, here’s one: Stan A.C.E. Their styles. Their concepts. I love this sound of the Undercover albums. Such a breath of fresh air in the typical kpop sound. It was a hard tie between the first undercover album and this one, but this album ultimately won due to personal preference. Savage is quite possibly my favorite title track from them and all the b-sides are in my tops. Definitely one for the books.

5. Monsta X -Follow

I’M SO MAD AT THIS ERA AND IN LOVE AT THE SAME TIME. This is hands down one of my favorite Monsta X albums, but part of me also cant enjoy it because of all this shit with Wonho! Nevertheless it helped me so much during the worst of it. The whole time of being sad and depressed I found solace strangely enough in listening to this album. Its so beautiful and strong just like those beautiful boys. Wonho we won’t ever stop loving you and we will never stop fighting for you.

4. ATEEZ-Treasure 3: One To All

THE BEST SUMMER ALBUM OF 2019 AND QUITE POSSIBLY EVER.

Like obviously you might not agree, but for me HOT DAMN. I’ve been with Ateez since debut, but i was most excited and hyped for this album here. Like it could not come any slower for me, and when it finally got here oh my fucking god....I thought I was gonna die. Like for real. Ateez gifted us with one of the best gifts this year, and that was this album here. Even if you aren’t an ATEEZ fan, listen to this album because fuck everyone deserves this summer album.

3.Seventeen- An Ode

When I said I needed a full Seventeen album, my fucking boys delivered it. Some of you may know this and some may not, but Seventeen is my ult group. My overall favorite group in the world. They always help me with my depression and I just get this stupid ass smile on my face when I listen to them. This album was so gorgeous in so many ways that it had to be on this list. I cherish every single songs of theirs and I’m so happy that they broke as many record as they did with this one. It’s so well deserved and dsfjhsdkjfdshkjfksjd.

2. SF9 - RPM

#1 and #2 are basically fucking tied. It was so hard to pick but I knew if I was doing a top10, this album was gonna be at the very top. Like I said, certin groups owned my ass in 2019 and SF9 managed to make me even more whipped for them if that’s even possible.

My favorite SF9 album. To Date. No doubts of that.

RPM was so iconic, and so much like their sound. One of my favorite things about SF9 are their concepts and I felt like this one hit home so hard.

Not to mention every b-side on this track is a bop. See U tomorrow? My favorite SF9 b-side now. Like hell. If you need a good introduction album to SF9, choose this masterpiece.

ALSO if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 800 million times. STAN SF9 you uncultured swines.

1. Stray Kids- Cle 1: MIROH

And I was fucking right. Like.....words cannot express my love for this album......other than the fact that I literally listened to it on repeat for a whole month and didn’t listen to anything else should show my unhealthy obsession with this album.

Every song just spoke to me. Victory song? A fucking bop. Maze of Memories? My new fucking anthem. Boxer? Literally play this at my funeral...and don’t even get me started on 19 and Chronosaurus.

I will die and bury myself with this album if I could. My boys delivered such a good era and it wins album of the year for me.

#if you are still here then Hey #you are my favorite person lol #kpop #oneus #sf9 #astro #ateez #monsta x #seventeen #stray kids #a.c.e

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luvleekaotix-imagines · 6 years

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this is my first time requesting, ever, and I just wanted to ask if it was okay to request a Connor x Human! reader? the reader working alongside with Hank and Connor, and reed is always messing with them and Connor decided to take matters into his own hands? I would have written it myself, but I'm not very good at writing for Connor quite yet.

Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

[screams] I LOVE U FOR WRITING CONNNOR AAaaAA. Can I request connor x reader where reader is human and is depressed, so he’s trying to understand it and doing his best to help her? TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

A/N: a little more sassy!reader. some things you can’t pass off with sass tho.

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It was meant to be a regular day at work. You were actually feeling pretty good. The local bakery you passed were selling sweet buns with ube filling and it had been awhile since you had the treat so you bought a few. You wandered into the office with a half-eaten bun in hand and a little spring in your step.

“What the fuck is that?” Ugh. Gavin was waiting by the breakroom with a coffee in his hand which you hoped was shitty. “Why the are you always eating weird ass food?”

You hoped he was still pissed off about the little food ordering incident. “It’s a bun with ube filling.” You took a pointed bite. “It’s delicious. Not everyone is an uncultured swine like you and eats only boring white boy shit.” You were never in the mood to deal with Gavin Reed and his awful attitude. Like always you sneered at him without stopping on your way to your desk, but this time he did something unexpected. Gavin stepped in your way and you stopped, narrowing your eyes. “Move.”

“Nah.” He advanced with a threatening aura, but you held your ground. He wouldn’t physically do anything to you while people were in the office. You could already see some onlookers peering curiously. “I’ve had enough of your attitude. You need to shut the fuck up.”

You laughed, you couldn’t help it. “My attitude? My attitude, Reed? I’m only like this to you because I treat people the way they treat others and guess what, genius? You treat everyone around you like fucking shit.” You spat your words with as much venom as you could muster. There was no point in playing nice. Everyone knew you were over Gavin’s bullshit and you had been for a long time.

You had expected Gavin to give you that frustrated glare before storming off, but he simply smirked and you hated how it threw you off. “See that right there?” He pointed a finger in your face and you wanted to tear it off his hand. “That’s the reason you’re stuck where you are in your career.” Gavin laughed, “You’re never going to get a case of your own. You’re never gonna make primary and you’re always going to be fucking slave to the department because that attitude isn’t something we want here.”

It was like a slap in the face. You swallowed, your usual smart sass disintegrating beneath the possible bitter truth being thrown in your direction. You had hoped to one day have cases of your own instead of supporting others, but every single time there was an opportunity, you were denied the chance to take the lead. You hid the fact that you thought something was wrong with you really well—you hid it behind your smile and sarcasm and quietly buried your ambition.

“Just admit that you’re a shit wannabe detective. Make yourself useful for once and quit.” Gavin spoke lowly and you stared at him, for once not knowing what to do or say. You stood frozen, trying to grasp for something, but feeling it all slip. Still, you weren’t willing to give into this piece of shit human being. He didn’t deserve any kind of victory.

A hand gently touched your shoulder and you turned to see Connor standing beside you with his usual polite smile. How long had he been there? Oh god, what did he think of you after what Gavin said? Did he think you were useless too? “If I might interject—”

“This doesn’t concern you, dipshit, fuck off.” Reed snarled immediately.

You could see the LED indicator at Connor’s temple change from blue, to yellow and flash red for a moment before changing back to blue. He turned to you and you thought maybe you saw something a little different in his dark gaze. “Of course.” Instead of leaving, the android turned to face you fully and ignored Gavin. “I thought you’d like to know that Detective Reed’s statements about you may be untrue. In fact, I have data that contradicts his accusations. Would you like to hear them?”

What was going on? You were slightly confused but nodded slowly. “Sure, go ahead, wonder boy.”

“I’ve analysed the data on previous cases that you’ve worked on and they have an overall higher success rate than all of Detective Reed’s work which he mostly tries to do alone.” Connor relayed smoothly and you were sure if you were drinking anything you’d have choked on it. A smile grew on your face and the android smiled in turn. “On top of that, most of the cases that Detective Reed has solved were reliant on information that was gained by your efforts.”

You turned to Gavin who looked positively murderous.

“There is much more statistical data I can tell you about,” Connor tilted his head slightly, “but in summary, there is absolutely no proof in the statement that you are a—‘wannabe detective’—or that your attitude is detrimental to the department’s overall cohesiveness. There is proof, however, of the opposite.”

The android finished, still completely ignoring Gavin which only aggravated the detective more. “You fuckin—” He made a move towards Connor and you shoved the android back, fully intending to take whatever he was about to throw at your companion.

“Reed. My office, now.” Fowler roared from the stairs just outside his office. He sent you a look. “Don’t you go anywhere, after I’m finished with Reed, you’re next.”

Shit. You gave a half-hearted salute in response and watched as Gavin stalked off in a huff, flipping you and Connor the bird—it was a lot better than a punch though. Relief flooded your body and you slumped your shoulders. “You good, buddy?” You turned to Connor. “Thanks for that, by the way.”

Connor was silent as he didn’t know what to say. He didn’t even really know why he had come to your defence. It wouldn’t have been very helpful for you to start a fight in the middle of the office, maybe it was that? Or maybe it was that he didn’t want you to get hurt and that he didn’t like the expression that you wore on your face when Gavin had said awful things to you. Something quietly became unstable in Connor’s processor. There were always lots of little instabilities whenever he came in contact with you.

“Ahhhhh, but I have to meet with Fowler later.” You whined, though with a smile on your face. “I find him such a cliche. Whaddya think, Connor?’

Connor thought he was happy to see you smiling again, but he kept it to himself for now.

#detroit become human #dbh #connor #connor x reader #rk800 #rk800 x reader #rk800 connor #rk800 connor x reader #gavin reed #gavin #fuck gavin tho what the fuck hahaha #Anonymous

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intothespideyverses · 6 years

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a modest reinterpretation of “andi’s choice” in c-minor (inspired by a post by @ambimack)

in which bowie ghostwrites a song, andi tries to go ghost on walker, and [insert third awful ghost pun here]:

so bowie is actually ringing up customers for once at the music store that I figured rarely got business because helloo it’s always damn near empty but I guess today there was a surge of customers seeking out guitar picks and vinyls to show how Cultured and Unique they were for listening to the beatles or whomever. anyway jonah is on his guitar, doing as jonahs are wont to do, and bowie drops the bomb on him with “so yeah remember that music coach I told you about? she hates you. she quite frankly and literally wants you dead. she told me this herself. why didn’t you show up???” and jonah’s like “andi don’t fw me anymore :(” which isn’t rly an answer bc lbr here homeboy was ALREADY running late. you mean to tell me him staring at that painting took 4 whole minutes? nah.

so anyway bowie’s like “hm let’s change that” bc manipulating your daughter’s emotions behind her back is cool I guess. bowie, totally not projecting in any way whatsoever, suggests that jonah write andi a song. jonah’s not about it tho. “I can’t talk about my feelings!” he says, which is true considering he only just started exhibiting negative emotions for the first time ever last week. bowie goes, “sure u can! what rhymes with back?” and jonah almost says “crack!” bc thats clearly what bowie’s been on for the past 2 episodes but lemme not.

anyway jump to andi @ the spoon and her boo thang who’s not rly her boo thang yet bc terri hates us is facetiming her again. “so andi, my wife whom I would die for, what’s up?” and andi replies “my best friend is moving away :(” so walker, the understanding king he is, goes “aw pick your head up queen, your crown’s falling :’)” and tells her to go be with her friends and something about a bubble machine idk but w/e we still stan.

buffy comes in w/ all the junk the ghc left at her house including a knockoff tamagotchi which seems kinda before andi’s time?? like she was supposedly 7 when she got it which would have been around 2010? but once again w/e we still stan. and buffy reads the recommendation letter cyrus’ mom wrote for him which seemed a tad incomplete. “I can’t believe my mom forgot to add three references, what a waste...” he sighs.

but walker comes in and andi’s like “tf didn’t u just tell me to drink bubble soap and be w/ my friends? what r u doing here?” and walker, the modern day da vinci, says “im here to draw ur friends as a going away present for your fellow queen, buffy” and buffy looks shooketh like hey if andi don’t want him go get him sis!

so walker draws a louvre level artist rendering of the ghc and instead of appreciating the fact that walker could probably make an exact recreation of the mona lisa, andi’s like “*rolls eyes emoji* *sucks teeth emoji* now i got TWO of these little boys after me what the fuck -_-” but that doesn’t matter bc buffy and cyrus are LIVING for it.

“im gay so clearly im the better sassy best friend, step tf back bitch”

“the sassy best friend stereotype was made for my black ass cyrus so if you think for even a second I won’t claim my rightful spot you are sadly mistaken”

“let me have this one thing buffy I can’t even say the word gay out loud on this damn show can I at least have this?? can I?”

buffy takes a sip of her virgin margarita and goes...

anyway back at the music shop, jonah has just finished practicing the song bowie ghostwrote for him. jonah’s like “great this is perfect for me to sing outside andi’s window” and bowie quite litcherally flips a table and goes “you rly thought u were gonna pull that corny shit??? what year is it?? 1985 called they want their courtship technique back lol what a loser” and jonah’s like hm perhaps he really is on crack but doesn’t say it out loud bc that would hurt bowie’s feelings :/. bowie says that he already booked jonah to perform at the open mic being held THAT NIGHT lmao and jonah just about has another panic attack bc what??

“what??” he asks bowie who is too busy thinking about him performing “you girl” to bex when they were younger to even remember who jonah even is. jonah’s quite honestly shitting himself and wondering what tf he’s going to do. “being around you” is cute and all but it doesn’t go nearly as hard as andi deserves, especially if he now has to compete with artsy fartsy walker who could probably redo the sistine chapel all by himself if he rly wanted to. “hm..........how can one convey how truly deep in their feelings they are for the one they love?” jonah asks the universe, bc hey it seems to always work for bowie.

the universe responds by sending a speeding car full of college kids blasting aubrey graham’s newest hit single right into the storefront window.

“that’s it!”

jonah’s handing out flyers at the spoon and cyrus literally melts into a puddle and I’m pretty sure this is the first nod to his crush on jonah since he came out to andi wow. andi’s like “since when do u do anything aside from throwing a plastic disc?” and jonah’s like “last week 🤗"

they go to the open mic and some girlie is throwing it DOWN w/ her accordion but bowie being the uncultured swine he is, pulls her off the stage. “anywayyyy here’s our final performance and the only reason we held this show tonight, give a big round of applause to jonah beck!”

jonah walks out with his guitar and an amazon copyrighted product shaped like a portable speaker. bowie’s like 🤨 bc this was supposed to be an acoustic performance tf does he need a backing track for? jonah sits down on his lil stool and clears his throat. “alexa play ‘in my feelings, jonah beck cover’”. the device plays a track consisting of jonah’s angelic backing vocals, and our boy begins to strum his guitar. he opens his mouth to croon...

“trap...trap bowie bowie”

bowie’s chiseled jaw drops to dirty ass music shop floor. “this is...not what I planned.”

“this stuff’s got me in my feelings...gotta be real w/ it...”

the entire audience has a collective heart attack.

“an-di, do u luv me? r u riding? say you’ll never ever leave from beside me, cause I want ya and I need ya, and I’m down for u always...”

buffy and cyrus catch whiplash from turning so fast to face andi. “the song’s about YOU bitch!”

andi shakes her lil head. “puh-lease, no it’s not”

cyrus, doing his best not to cry, says “he literally just said ur name but go off”

andi’s in denial bc eww j*n*h b*ck? singing a song? for her? disgusting. but jonah keeps singing his little heart out and the lyrics are more and more damning as they go on.

“trap, trap bowie bowie...I buy you rice on a string cause you not that showy”

“art 101 cause u just like zoey”

“fuck he is singing about me...”

“fudge that netflix and chill what’s ur net-net-net worth?” jonah sings, hitting an impossible high note. queen of vocals.

“you’re the only one I luv~~~” he serenades, serving us mariah carey level whisper notes. ariana is cancelled! our boy finishes the song, basking in the thought of how many careers he singlehandedly ended by performing at this small hole-in-the-wall music shop in bumfuck, utah. drake your days are numbered sis.

everyone immediately deserts the shop en masse like did y’all see how fast they all left last episode?? damn. buffy and cyrus stay behind while andi is frozen sitting in her chair bc what the hell does one say to that.

bowie goes up to jonah and is like “so um...that was...different.” and jonah responds “ikr! see, ‘being around you’ felt too old school, too...2002. idk why that year specifically, but idk it just sounds like it was written in 2002 for a completely different person, maybe even bex, but what do I know? im just your friendly neighborhood jonah beck.” bowie is shook. “anyway, do u think andi liked it?” bowie looks up to see his dorder who he’s more or less forgot about in favor of m*randa and demon child for the past couple of days walking in slow motion to the stage. how she was doing that was beyond him. “well, she looks like she’s about to cry so that’s either a very good thing or a very bad thing. ur on ur own now bud.” and he skidaddles to where bex is waiting. oh yeah bex was in this episode too I forgot.

andi approaches jonah and he’s like “...so...song....you like?” and andi’s internally screaming bc everyone for the past several weeks has been pushing this relationship on her including jonah himself and now he just sung this song in front of all these ppl and now she pretty much HAS to kiss him so anyway ya she does.

when she pulls away jonah blinks. “oh...dosche”

THE END.

will andi finally break up with jonah for good? will jonah avoid copyright infringement for covering a drake song on disney channel? will bowie seek help for his crack addiction? find out next time on dragonball z!

#this is...several levels of terrible #andi mack

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