#GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEE

[acourtoflight]

"It made sense, I supposed, that Azriel alone had listened to her. The male who heard things others could not...Perhaps he, too, had suffered as Elain had before he understood what gift he possessed."

Sunlight never helped her, finding out she was a Seer did! And look at how our High Lady phrased it…

#elriel #give them to meeeeee #they’re so made for each other #pro elain #pro elriel

[steamystrangerfics]

Where are all of the Keery x reader fics!

There’s Quinn, There’s SO MANY JCB (thank you LORD).

but i want Keery dammit, fluff, smut i don’t give shit just give me that man in a steamy 1k+ word post!

NOW!

#im a child #chest hair #joe keery #joe quinn #jaime campbell bower #joe keery x reader #give them to meeeeee

[daylightaftertherain]

someone infect me n avie with polls please

#give them to meeeeee

[m0tel6mxzzy]

so pissed at this one blumarine ad why tf u gonna stomp on a bunch of yummy macarons

#blumarine #GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEE

[enigmatist17]

I am not Australian, so forgive my google terms <:)

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"Oi mate, open the damn door!"

"Yelling at him isn't going to make him listen."

"Jen, he is being conveniently deaf already, I'm making sure he bloody well knows I'm not going away!"

There's some grumbling, sighs, and Simon just stares at his door blankly.

"Kid, open the door."

He should laugh, bloody laugh at that voice being gentle, after everything he'd done.

But he doesn't.

"It's unlocked." Simon isn't sure he'd been heard through all the furious whispers, but they silence when someone finally tried to door handle, and the door swings open without resistance.

His flat has seen better days, most of the lights off and his end tables littered with half-eaten takeout that made the clustered detective wince. It's not long before they make their way up to his bedroom, Sparkes shooing away the younger detectives to start cleaning up before taking a seat at the edge of Simon's bed.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"You planning on doing anythin' more than lying in bed?" Simon shrugged after a moment, burrowing further under his cover.

"Maybe."

Lies, but they don't have to know that.

"Right, and pigs fly." Sparkes shook his head, and for a moment they can hear the other three chatting as they clean up the flat, their conversation just out of range to make it out. "They've been worried."

"What about?" The older man glanced over, and just watches the younger detective pull himself together. "I'm fine."

"Again, and pigs fly." Simon's lips curl in annoyance for a moment, and Sparkes grins. "Try again."

"I. Am. Fine." His hair is tousled when Simon sits up, and Wilton can see that he's not changed his shirt in at least a few days. "Go and leave already, bloody stickybeaks."

"Come on now, not a nice thing to say to people who brought your favorites." Duncan's head popped into view, and a bag full of Simon's favorite takeout isn't far behind. "You look like shite."

"Oh gee, thanks." Jen and Matt aren't far behind when Duncan enters the room, and Simon finds his hands full of food. Jen starts doling out some plates, and Matt pours drinks, striking up a conversation with Duncan while Simon just kind of sits there. Is he supposed to talk back? Is he supposed to kick them out?

Simon just ends up eating, giving a stubborn look at anyone who noticed he was starting to relax a little bit as the friendly conversation eased the tension coiled in his gut. Wilton headed out first, joking about something before leaving the younger detectives, and Duncan fills his spot as they clamor for what movie to watch. Simon blinks at some point, and when he opens his eyes another movie has been started, and everyone has seemed to switch into more comfortable clothes.

"Oi, go shower eh? You stink." Duncan's nudge is more of a shove, but Simon merely grumbles and slowly pulls himself out of bed, heading towards his neglected shower. He doesn't have a flashback for once, and he does feel a lot better once he gets dried off and into some folded clothes left for him by the sink, and takes a moment to look in the mirror.

He really did look like shite. Fantastic.

The jokes are eased back when he falls into sheets that were not the same ones he'd left a while back, and surprisingly falls into sleep to the chatting of the other three in the room.

It's the first night he doesn't dream of the gun in his face, blood spraying all over him, of his panicked cries when facing his near demise. He knows they have his back, and while it was still embarrassing to have them see him at his lowest, Simon is beyond grateful they came all the same.

#personal #city homicide #simon joyner #jennifer maplethorn #matt ryan #wilton sparkes #duncan freeman #this show is revolving in my mind #I need more aussie shows #give them to meeeeee

[opal-apples]

RATTLES THE BARS ON MY CAGE. GIVE ME POLLS

#tumblr updates #GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEE #jo talks

[surrenderonvinyl]

i’ve been eyeing a pair of prada shoes for so long and i finally found an affordable dupe but they’re out of my size and like every other size except a 9 i hate it here

#give them to meeeeee #please spare one size 6 i know you have to have one #like can you check in the back but whatever the online version of that is bc i’ve been searching for so long!!

[starwrighter]

"Dad" Dan au

(Pov I haven't read Agit yet) ( I don't mind spoilers though)

I don't think we in the dpxdc fandom play with the canon information that Dark Danny is a product of Danny's ghost half fusing with with Plasmius.

Yeah, he's completely down with mass murder and is really sadistic in the episode but that's not as fun to play with in this context.

He's still merged with Vlad and I'd like to have that bleed into him a bit more than the "oh he's so evil," but him being obsessed with his own Mom like Vlad is a level of weird I'm not willing to touch with a fifty foot pole.

I say, let him have Vlad's obsession with making Danny his son. It's hilarious! Imagine being obsessed with making your past self your son! Dan had no qualms with directly trying to murder the past version of his family. But I love the idea of him first seeing his past self in all his awkward half-ghost glory an obsession kicks into gear with a fury!

Dan hating his own parents with a passion because they're uh, well... His parents. And that stops him from being his own parent! It's so stupid. Dan judging every single one their parenting decisions. All while he himself is still morally detestable.

It's great! Still can't decide if he's just stalking the family like a creep. Or he pretended to be redeemed and Danny with Jazz gaslit their parents into believing they have an older sibling ghosts his from them.

Onto the dpxdc part of this!

Now Dan is just looking for the opportunity to whisk Danny away. Jack and Maddie are interfering with his obsession without even trying to! He'll be trying to feed the kid something edible and they'll be ectoplasm samples in the fridge! Ghost hunting equipment in the open when they know it has a tendency to misfire around their son! Dan doesn't care if they really love Danny. There are harpoons pointed at his kid! Those idiots were one misstep away from accidentally killing their child a second time and Dan isn't having it!

Dan yoinks Danny and fucking books it into the ghost zone. Danny clearly wouldn't be happy with this development (betrayal or surprise you choose!) And Dan is trying his best to get Danny to co-operate. Either with specter deflectors or a deal with Desiree. But Danny's stuck with the guy.

I'm taking advantage of the fact that the Dc universe has absolutely obliterated it's multiverse making pretty much impossible for normal ghosts and humans to navigate. Dan flees with Danny to an iteration of the Dc universe and pokes around for a place to settle.

Metropolis's hero was an annoying goodie two shoes and he'd kill this "lex Luthor" the moment he heard the fucker speak. Plus, both rogues and hero's threw cars like baseballs.

Gotham was flooded with crime but their rouges were just people. Their heroes were just people. Crazy people sure, but Dan could kill them if they stepped out of line.

If only the self proclaimed hero's would stop trying to make grabs at his kid.

#dc x dp #dcxdp #please if anyone's played with Dan being Danny's father figure #give them toooooo meeeeee!! #doesn't matter if it's crossover related I just like the dynamic #Dan looking at the flaming dumpster fire of Gotham: #Dan: this is a perfect place to raise my child

[guinevre]

GIVE ME GAIUS AND RHEYA YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A VILLAINOUS VALENTINE BOOK WITHOUT THEM YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

#playchoices #villainous valentine #i'll still buy it for the empress but give them to meeeeee

[taikanyohou]

https://twitter.com/tunku_shower/status/1704420130799669447?t=_bH7eoqlDJpohZTfEWM1fQ&s=19

#my personal weatherman #higuchi kouhei #mashiko atsuki #GIVE THEM BACK TO MEEEEEE :(((((

[moe-broey]

Very quick and messy doodle for Valentine's cause I don't believe in romantic love BUT I ALSO don't believe in being a hater because of that 😤😤😤

#fire emblem #feh #i will be a hater about the wedding banners though. full disclosure. divorce or die. #but i do have so many fond valentines memories making chocolates to give to friends/teachers w my sisters #also seeing posts about aros (understandably) being frustrated w valentines like #but what about meeeeee. what about my lived experiences. that are not universal. but what about meeeeeeee #LMFAOOOOO #i am always thinking about moe helping sharena w cooking/baking though like give that thang something to do #provide some enrichment for it. it NEEDS IT #please forgive the messiness of the props LMFAOOO i really just wanted to color the characters #IT IS. SO FUN. to color them together i am always saying it but it is SO true #extremely similar but distinctly opposite. #like given very similar roles and expectations but arriving at complete opposite conclusions. #i just think they're neat. #sharena #moe tag #summoner oc #my art

[dear-mrs-otome]

Silvio Ricci - Wet & Nekkid Story

STANDARD AMATEUR DISCLAIMER APPLIES! This is from the current collection event, I hope you guys enjoy some shirtless cute bickering <3

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One sweltering rainy summer day, Emma is walking down the hallway and sweating in the oppressive heat when she comes across Silvio.

"Perfect timing, woman," he says. 

She's looking at him and commenting in shock on his appearance - he's leaving a literal trail of water behind him, soaked from head to toe. Clearly having been caught in the summer downpour outside. 

Imperiously, he demands she bring some linens/towels to his room.

"... I'm not a maid," she reminds him, but he dismisses her argument and insists she do so quickly. She's left to silently curse his unreasonableness as he stomps off in irritation, swiping at the water still dripping from him.

Realizing there's nothing else she can really do, she reluctantly complies. Soon announcing herself as she enters Silvio's guestroom, carrying an armload of linens - only to stop, stunned.

"You're late. Hurry up and bring the towels here," he orders.

She's still reeling, trying to catch up. Silvio's always draped in jewels and finery…but at the moment, he's naked from the waist up and she's struck speechless.

"Hey, are you listening?" Silvio scowls and closes the gap between them, as she is still standing there dumbstruck. The well-built, toned body before her is still slightly damp, and even his normal exotic scent seems different than usual in this moment.

He reaches towards her - and that's the point at which she finally hits her limit. She lets out a shriek that startles him, chucking the linens she was holding and retreating to the nearest corner. "Wh-why are you naked?! You knew I was coming!"

He points out that he's not naked, he's only got his shirt off. "Was I supposed to stay in those sopping wet clothes?"

She's still bluescreening, watching the water dripping from his hair and glistening down his body. A half second from swooning clean away at just the sheer level of sexy when all that is coupled with his stupidly handsome face.

She can't look at this!!! Half panicked, she starts stammering that she's brought him the linens so she'll head out now, tyvm!!

But Silvio stops her. "Wait." Grabbing her by the scruff of the neck as she tries to make a break for it. 

She's flailing that he's gotta let her go and hurry up and dry himself off before he catches a cold - but he's too busy being amused by how her usually uncharming self is so shy and embarrassed by all this.

"I'm not embarrassed!" She corrects him. "I just don't know where I'm supposed to look!"

"Then look at me," he smirks. "It'd be rude to avoid looking at an honored guest."

But she vehemently rejects this idea, accusing him of being a shameless prince. Unperturbed, he just sort of shrugs and says if that's what she thinks he'll live up to her expectations of him and make her stay there until he's finished changing.

She's got zero interest in that, but as she tries to flail free of his grip he grabs her chin so that she can't escape. Her whole body burning as he forces her gaze to meet his.

"What's the matter? None of your usual bravado?" Silvio smirks.

He's enjoying this, she realizes, fuming. "Fine then. If that's what you want, I've got an idea." She's not about to go down without a fight, and boldly she declares that in that case, she's going to dry his hair.

He flinches and lets go of her immediately, just as she expected he would. Knowing he hates to be touched.

"Fine, fine, you've killed all the fun. Now get out," he tells her.

She tells him not to hesitate though. "You're the one who said I should stay here until you were finished changing," she points out gleefully. Now she's gotten over the moment and is able to face him in all his smexy glory head on, bending down to pick up a fallen towel and advance on him.

As she does, Silvio takes a step back to escape from her. "You get any closer and I'm upgrading you from cheeky woman to shameless woman," he scowls.

"You started it first!" she counters.

"Shut up."

They start bickering as she accuses him of being the embarrassed one, and he snipes back that she's getting all cocky about this. Emma personally enjoys having the tables turned more than a little, and presses this to her full advantage - advancing on him until he's trapped against the wall.

That is until she gets tangled up in some of the fallen towels on the floor and trips, letting out a little cry as she feels herself start to fall. She braces herself for the pain…only for Silvio to reach out and grab her, catching her in his arms.

"Sorry. Thank yo-" But her automatic response dies away when she lifts her head and is hit with the full force of those ocean eyes up close, their gazes locking.

The second it sinks in that she's held in his arms, pressed up tight to all that wet, bare, delightfully fragrant body, a soundless cry escapes her as a gasp.

They stare like that for long moments, Silvio's expression cycling from shock to a scowl to something softer, but still blushing.

Until she finally breaks the silence by asking what they're doing.

"...Hell if I know," Silvio replies.

She's managed to make a total fool of herself, she's painfully aware of that. And the strange spell lasts a bit longer, before it finally passes.

Silvio breaks out into a grin, and observes that being stupid seems contagious when she's around.

"That's rude," she huffs.

He's a domineering tyrant, full of unreasonable demands, she thinks…but then, this sort of thing is exactly what makes him so hard to hate.

#ikemen prince #ikepri #ikepri silvio #spoiler #spoilers #ikemen prince spoilers #ikepri spoilers #ahhhh just me screaming for the millionth time over their dynamic #snipe argue bicker and then both just pfffft-ing at themselves and each other #i can see them as the adorable teasing playfight couple give it to meeeeee

[iridescentkippen]

thinking about andi mack again

#missing my best girl #give her back to me #AND literally all my other comfort characters !!!! #GIVE THEM VACK TO MEEEEEE #andi mack

[eviligo]

if matt is actually able to grow a full beard by the end of the year idk how imma act. i might be the one who needs a leash

#tummy…AND facial hair??? AND an improved sex drive!!!??????? #i feel like a horse with a carrot dangling in front of them #GIVE HIM TO MEEEEEE #.txt