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easymint · 10 months

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#atlanta #georgia #south park #my pics #go flex

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trippercrazy · 1 year

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Post Malone

#post malone #singer #rapper #I fall apart #circles #better now #Wow #psycho #sunflower #rockstar #cooped up #go flex

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aroaceleovaldez · 3 months

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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

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cinna-bunnie · 17 days

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was drunk at my friend's place yesterday and her bf was given some throwing knives, played around for a bit and i still got it 🧐 that was my last push to get back into knife throwing, haven't been into it since i was 17/18 lol. i ordered these ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

edit: if ur here from my top posts you can see me throw them here!

#throwing knives is so fun...#i do the no spin technique and he was tryna see if i was as accurate by having me move back and he was like ur scary 💀#“you're so accurate and u don't have to calculate the distance for the spin to make it stick‚ u can just go straight for it frm anywhere”#i sure can buddy. I'm gonna get even better at it thanks 👍🏾#briefly considered a foot long throwing spike but feel like i cannot be given that kind of destructive power #i am going to obliterate something that is an outdoors toy 💀#i can make it stick most of the time but we drew little targets and pictures on a board and i could hit the smaller ones w mixed results #i wanna hit bullseye 🎯#my favorite flexes from last night were the times where Id throw the second knife in the same spot as the first n knock the old one down 😈

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inkskinned · 2 years

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it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING''#shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body.#i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good''#also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information]#im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

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bradshawsbitch · 8 months

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i've never been more gagged in my entire fucking life

#lewis pullman #< pls dont go in that tag lew #lewis pullman gifs #rhett abbott #ITS SO FUCKING SICKENING #HOW #WHY #WHEN #IM NEVER #LIKE WHOOOO DOES THIS CLOWN ASS FUCKER THINK HE IS?!#BACKWARDS CAP!??!? LEWIS JAMES!!!!#i'll never recover #never be the same #the flex the greying beard the wink the smiles the FGUCKLKDLKLD #lp*#my gifs

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frenchublog · 4 months

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suit tutorial

#my art #please don't repost #tony stark #ironman #ironman suit #tutorial #i've been summoned #i'm just as clueless as you guys but there you go #im sure there are spelling mistakes but what can i do #the secret spice is that i make shit up while i paint #i wasn't aware drawing his suit was a flex #i do it bc of his slutty waist #im bad at explaining shit to people does it show ???

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sketchy-beck · 5 months

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Been working on a lot of Hellsing sketches lately. Anderson and Alucard have my silly brain in a choke hold.

^ Also a bonus image of Alucard looking like a wet cat that someone left outside for too long.

#sketchy beck art #hellsing #hellsing fanart #alucard hellsing #alucard #alexander anderson #hellsing ultimate #hellsing alucard #fanart #sketch dump #I got covid and these two just took hold of my brain somehow #Like I haven't watched this series in a while?#I was obsessed with it in highschool #teenage beck could never draw these two this well #about to go back in time and flex on a closeted homosexual

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vamprisms · 6 months

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'i prefer winter' bitches are insane. there's no way you work full time

#not using no way you work full time as some sort of capitalist flex i mean #there's no way you go into work in the dark and leave work in the dark and like that #you're drinking cocoa in your oversized jumper and youre laughing. theyre taking cousin oskar out back like old yeller and youre laughing

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gunthermunch · 11 months

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[Transcript under the cut]

Ulrike: I gotta say Lilith looks phenomenal tonight. I’m just so- So glad Gunther married a woman that can put him in a headlock. Really glad. God bless. Bluma, to Lilith: she is intoxicated Marcus: I cried a river. This is the same man that tried to run away from me on his lil' bike Gunther: well thank you Marcus that's a nice memory for sure Caleb: I just want to remind Lilith how I was right all long. Lilith: sit down Caleb Mila: not that you weren’t part of us already but, Lilith, welcome to the family. It’s a shame not all of us are present to see you join, but I can promise they’d all have loved you. And Gunther, gosh you finally did it. I’m so proud of you

Lilith: Bluma, baby, everything alright? Bluma: hm? I'm fine i'm perfect! Bluma: just- the flower girl thing… Lilith: it doesn't matter, don't even think about it Bluma: y-yeah. i won't. Caleb: sorry to interrupt- Lilith: i told you i don't want to talk about it. Caleb: what? oh i was just going to ask this little princess if she would like to dance Lilith: she does not- Bluma: i would love to! i Love to dance! Caleb: wonderful! Lilith: o…kay?

Lucas: all of this seems crazy expensive WG and Gunther: it wasn’t Wolfgang: remember my old old chess knight roleplay club? we gathered here Lucas: yes…? Wolfgang: they gave us a discount as long as I never showed around ever again Gunther: a big one Lucas: that's so nice of them WG: oh you think so Gunther: hm… Lucas: what is it? Gunther: oh i just think it's a shame not everyone could make it Lucas: ah-yeah! sorry about Max. WG: what… Lucas: he says it's finals week or- something like that. but he wanted to come! Gunther: …God. I can't believe that guy is my best achievement as a teacher Lucas: can i tell him that? Gunther: no WG: uhh i'll be right back Lucas: oh look he sent something! Max's message: marriage sucks anyways Lucas: ah…aha ha