#GOD DAMN. NO ONE LOOK AT ME

[captainsaltypear]

getting arrested by the universal stability agency.......WITH STYLE.

#iswm #in space with markiplier #markiplier #barbie #captaineer #head engineer mark #scheeze art #pear post #pls take notice of the 'with markiplier' instead of the 'and ken' bc whoever gave me that idea is a damn GENIUS #THANKS OZZIE #he's so smug DEAR GOD #TAKE THAT OPPENHIEMER YOU SON OF A BITCH #the lady is looking at them with sheer disappointment #i was possessed to draw this in one sitting #BARBIE MEME #barbiememe

[naamahdarling]

#i had to do this none of the ones i have seen have been weird enough for me #honestly the first is the best he just fucking MANIFESTED on the back of the seat next to me #and when i turned around to scan the theater behind us i grabbed at the neighboring seat for leverage #and it was his got damned ankle #we made eye contact for two seconds before a giant spotlight shone on us #i would think it was cool now but I was only 10 and wanted to D I E #i swear to god i felt NOTHING when he landed his rigging or whatever must have been AMAZING #most humiliating moment of my life to that point though #you accidentally grab a childhood celebrity crush's ankle during a live performance and he looks into your eyes #then the whole theater is looking at you #oh my god it was horrendous #i hope he remembers it

[cupophrogs]

First Mission

@clownsuu @thelone-copper

#Colt’s a little impressed #like damn that’s all it took? #stickers? #it’s the ones you get at a middle school book fair too #Poppet’ll do anything for stickers #ESPECIALLY if it’s a unicorn sticker #homie loves themselves a cool magic horse #god it’s been so long since I’ve drawn Poppet #it took me like 15 minutes to get their slutty little wait and hips right LMAOOOO #they look so proud #just presenting a mangled (and still bleeding) head #they’re messy but you’ll never catch ‘em with a single speck of anything further up than the elbow #phrart #art #welcome home oc #welcome home #welcome home mob au #character design #poppet spring #mob poppet #colt cattlemen #Mob Wally darling #stickers are worth every drop of blood

[puppyeared]

my brother as a beast

#his full pseudonym is grayscale/gray so i made him a grayscale sphinx :o) #i had a little fun with the colors on this one. was a little scared of using the blue outlines but i think it works #he does look kind of gloomy because of his bangs and resting face but hes actually way more social than me #hes talked to more people in his class than i have since i started. god damn #paws are more long and nimble because his fingers are long and lankier than mine #the long fur is a stylistic choice and because he wears thick/baggy sweaters a lot #my art #myart #creature design #character design #graysona #gray #sphinx #beasts #fur #furry art

[ramuelisms]

some hollow knight textposts i made when i was having an autism frenzy

eta; oh hi you should check out my art its cutesies<3 please. this has 1k notes

#i love referring to my special interests as autism frenzies. like yes fear me i know everything about this topic #hollow knight #i am NOT tagging all that #love and light #EDIT: i am SO delighted that ppl love the exploson one #it came to me like a vision from god after the 30 deaths in crystal peaks #and i reference it all the time now. no i dont know where tf the texts came from #but its there and i put the homies on it #edit 2 damn this got 1k notes. crazy. now look at my actual art please #nonart

[64sue]

SIR??? ❤️‍🔥🥵🥵🥵

he keeps doing this trick with his tongue agghh lord it's so fuvkin hot istg 🥵🥵🥵

#formula one #formula 1 #mclaren #papaya #lando norris #ln4 #LAN #lando #obsessed much? #he can choke me #LIKE PLS DADDY LORD GOD VHOKE ME FUVK ME MANNNNNNN 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 #IM NOT OKEY FUCKKKKKK #DADDY LOOKS SO GOD DAMN GOOD TODAY LIKE FUCKIN ADORABLE GOD DAMN FUCK #I FAINTED 9374937 TIMES TODAY LORD #HOW HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HOW??!!! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL MAN STOP IM GOING TO DIE #WHAT IF I WANT HIS KIDS(IN MY MOUTH( #SIR? SIR LANDO NORRIS?! SIR??!!!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[buwheal]

I'm sorry, Spamton. I know you won't believe me, but I'm sorry we hurt you.

#GOD this fucker corrupted my gif again. #Ignore the page is missing im not gonna fix it. Hes looking at the paper. its just uhhh out of your view #made this one up on the spot lmao i dont have many inbetweens planned... if its not up to par to the others thats why #i wish i did do inbetweens but i only have the main ones planned #btw usually when he asks stuff like this he's looking for a response (im looking for a response. me.) #thank you anon oh my goooooodddd you were my descending angel while looking for an ask along these lines #this ask is perfect. Not too overcomplicated. nothing that would set him off. Short and sweet and to the point but its got nice impact. #in this context at least. I rlly needed it lol. #some were.. too much and some were really half assed apologies that go immediately back to asking him stuff LMAOOO #Guysss work with me here im actually trying to guide you to really apologize to him #[you've got mail!] #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #Ill fix the inside of the dumpster later. its not to scale goddamnit. #Typos in his speech are on purpose to clarify lol #spent a damn hour fixing the gif. grrhhhhh....

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Oh, for a skeleton key…

Plus a digital mockup to simulate a red ink pass that i discovered could not be achieved well enough with the materials available to me, and the original pencils.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #fan art #ink drawing #inktober #(i guess eehehe) #i drew him for funsies and sent him on his merry way to lands unknown(the postal system) #i expressed my initial anxiety about drawing his face properly to a friend who rightfuly observed that his head IS yoshiko shaped #wonderful shape. 10/10. the jacket…. #was a labor and a half lol #worth it for the bestie though lol #i would draw him so he could look at his vain self #i wanna see if i can get that artist guy in game to paint him lol #i’m only in act two at the time of typing #still one of my fave interactions with him: #‘i dont want a freaking poem #just tell me i’m hot’ #astarion… buddy… look at me…. i’m a god damn bard how could you say these things to me? #my craft!! #Pointy bastard mean girl hungry boy crime time murder elf.

[skitskatdacat63]

This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....

#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh #probably seperate but #there was something in the air that weekend!!!! #i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb #and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium #and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium #like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful #<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING #this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no????? #all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful #but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post #but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me. #as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd #well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :) #smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then #shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP #*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing' #im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks #also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2010 bahrain gp

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Tell me a random fun fact that most people wouldn’t k ow about the Sonic movies that you think are interesting/important to share

Oh man! Hmmm…. Okay, I’ve got one. This actually comes from both the first movie’s novel and the collector doll. (I’m struggling to find the hyperlink with the claims. I’ll reblog this post when I find them).

Sonic Wachowski really has no idea what street signs are. He thought that some were works of art, as well as a “suggestion” when it comes to road regulations. That’s why he has so many of them in his cave in the first film.

#I’m pretty damn sure that the road suggestion one came from the doll. I remember him clearly saying that he thought it was a weird earth… #… custom to have on a clear path. God damn it now I’m going to go looking for it #sonic movie #sonic cinematic universe #sonic wachowski #Trust me. I’ve got plenty of scu trivia. I think that I have an unhealthy obsession with these films guys😂 #mystery anon #off topic

[the-knife-consumer]

While im thinking about women characters being assigned their fandom roles the way the pikmin fandom outside of tumblr treats brittany is fucking horrible. Whats wrong with you people its a children's videogame character.

#i take a stroll into a yt comment section and its like getting fucking flashbanged. the amount of vitriol. god. #idk. suuper weird that louie is just ohhh my poor little meow meow meanwhile brittany #a character with nearly the exact same attitude (self serving) the exact same motives (food) #whos only major difference being that she talks more often (and is a women. hmm.) is treated like the fucking devil #bit funny considering LOUIE is the one that causes 90% of the series conflict but i guess brittany's downright evil. whatever u say #just. #'we need more mean women!' you people cant even handle children's videogame character brittany pikmin #like come on. its a kids game she is disney sitcom bully levels of mean AT WORST. its not that deep #and you know damn well if louie spoke more often hed be saying the same shit. you know he's an ass. look me in the eyes and tell me he isnt

[neopuppy]

idk maybe only my opinion but there HAS to be a way for you all to make your SMAUs and fake texts without making y/n the skinniest Asian girl you stole from some ulzzang Pinterest board

its 2023, please do not continue doing this heading into 2024

#its one thing to write abt y/n HAVING hair or ‘looking up’ etc but literally a photo of some girl that looks nothing like me #or anyone outside of Seoul for that matter💀💀 #did not know that was a big thing on here bc i just read the idol/idol smau’s on twt but god damn💀

[idungoofed]

#has this been done? #possibly #I have one more day on lockdown and I am going slightly stir crazy but anyway here is lazy meme because pink shirt javi makes me FERAL #so damn hot and sweaty and I swear to god it is a crime how good this man looks in pink #they should arrest him for being a nuisance to my ovaries #pink shirt javi #javier peña narcos #javier peña #narcos #girls when #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal #pedro pascal fandom #javier peña x you

[beanghostprincess]

sun god nika my beloved because i don't think the concept of a god has ever made me cry of happiness before

#it's so poetic and so beautiful #look i'm not religious but damn oda really made me feel things writing this #one piece #sun god nika

[64sue]

boyfriend vibe <3

#formula one #lando norris #mclaren #ln4 #hilton hotel #papaya #he can choke me #boyfriend vibe #he is so fucking hot #he can choke #how he can be so god damn hot #i love him in hoodies #obsessed much? #i'm obsessed #im on the fuckin floor for him #i'm obsessed of his beautiful eyes #hypnotizing eyes #sunshine #his hair LOOK AT HIS HAIR 😩 #las vegas gp 2023