#GOD IM GOING TO COMBUST

[the-mighty-het-speaks]

james and his book, Messengers

"the guitars of me!"

#hi. what #im going to combust #him and his scorps shirt <3 #GOD. [slamming my head on my desk] #james hetfield #papa het #mygifs #*mygifs #23

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F- #oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap. #and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue. #Literally cannot compute. #and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji' #Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-! #Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao. #i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami' #damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

Somewhere, far off, the First Kiss whim chimes sing their little song… Suraj was still Tense after Dan’s behavior earlier in the night, but a few jokes into their conversation and Dan’s charm seemed to knock him right into Playful!

As the night goes on, it looks like it’s getting harder and harder for our Bachelor to avoid the bitter realities of this challenge! No matter how fun it’s been, we’re here to fall in looove, people! And with the way Dan’s looking at Suraj here… well, it seems like his work is cut out for him!

@gothoffspring

[ Part 23/?? ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 edit #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #suraj kennedy by gothoffspring #|| #dan’s like IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS I HOPE YOU DONT THINK IM THAT KINDA SIM IMMA COMBUST #he’s like listen y’all aren’t going home if you’re JEALOUS tf :| #only if you’re bein’ a dick about it #i know a lot of these have been largely positive but that’s also because one) dan genuinely is having a wonderful time w everyone #and 2) i was not abt to send y’alls sims off with dan being a bitch on their final interactions 😩 #but god damn these two are so fun to shoot!! 🥹 #dan is tuckering out so we’re gonna see him get even more crossfaded as the night goes on #suraj was bubbly and tipsy and just kept laughing and laughing at the jokes dan was cracking #dan makes him laugh SO MUCH in-game that i imagine he likes suraj’s laugh a lot 😌 esp when the guy lets loose enough to just GUFFAW #i was tickled pink when the first kiss whim popped into dan’s social wheel 🥹 he was thinkin about it!!! #this is my only post for today~ i stayed up until 6am playing tjol save and edited these dhdhd i have a horrible sleep schedule #i’ve got my interview tomorrow doot doo dooo #i hope he comes through here!! 🥹 suraj is such an angel lori UGH

[princemick]

LEWIS -- SUNDAY, 2017 ITALIAN GP

#god this era of lewis is so fucking hot im going to combust #f1 #lewis hamilton #merc.lew #kyle.gif #f1edit #lewishamiltonedit #monza17

[sadberrystuff]

OKAY SO THIS IS ENDGAME ENDGAME??????? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

#THE OUTER RIM THE OUTER RIM #swear to god if they go to Saraswati or Brahma next episode im gonna combust #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #peter nureyev

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

I still marvel at the fact that Imogen was even more afraid of sleeping after Laudna died, on the off chance she'd see her walking into the storm. The same storm that she was so scared of that she thought she'd die if it ever caught up to her. The thought of Laudna disappearing into the storm was more terrifying than the storm itself, and I think it makes perfect sense why she would call on Ruidus to help free Laudna from Delilah's grasp. How could calling on the cursed moon possibly compare to the fear of losing Laudna for good? Imogen would do anything to get Laudna back, even if it means harming herself in the process. Even if it means pulling power from the very entity that plagues her dreams and gave her powers she never asked for. She would do anything to bring Laudna back, and she did.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #imogen temult #laudna #imodna #i just love them #she was so terrified at the beginning of the campaign #shes always been a little scared of her own power #but losing laudna was something she never thought she'd have to live through #and once laudna died it was like a part of imogen died with her #she had nothing left to lose #it was much easier to lean into her powers than to sit in fear waiting for laudna to walk into the storm and be gone forever #it was never a question how far imogen would go to save laudna #and i think that speaks volumes to her love for her #god i need a love confession soon or im gonna combust #these witches be gay #and my heart cant take it

[kkooongie]

so me and the guy i kind of like are in the same band...

#im going to combust out of happiness #gods i dont even like him that much and yet im giggling and blushing like shit #ough why is he so talented guitarist now i gotta act like a pro violinist to prove that ive got 15 yrs of experience TT #gods im actually going to die #sarah talks.

[volivolition]

reading Kim's Disco Inferno and i absolutely needed to read this fic earlier than im reading it right now. this is so fucking interesting.

#chemi chats #AIRHGHGHHHHH THE SKILLS THE SKILLS I WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST ABOUT THEM ARUGHGJHGKJFHF!!!!! #okay im normal. back to it #kissing voli on the forehead. my friend. this is how i imagine my life these days. voli sitting on my shoulder as i do things #echem's also there but he can't do shit except go ''hey you should get a treat today'' so he just keeps voli company. #EMPY HAS ARRIVED AND I LOVEEEE HER. CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND #''Stop fucking around Esprit'' LMAO. LMAO. THANKS AUTH APPRECIATE IT. oh my fucking god this fic is so cool. this is so good. #SUGGESTION YOU SILLY FUCK GET OUT OF HEREEE!! oh thats FASCINATING!! 'I'm not... shit. I am.' THIS IS SO COOL. OH NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE VOLI? #oh of fucking COURSE ITS ECHEM. OF COURSEEE. oh hi halflit. little kiss on the head before you scamper off sweetheart #i miss voli i want voli back. voli come back please. oh there he is hi little guy!! oh echem. silly guy. i love you. this fic is so fun?!!! #oh hey!! composure. nods. ''Harry; Kim. We're Harry.'' YEAH! YAHHGKJGH!!! like i sure have my faves (empy; voli; echem) but #OUGH. MOTORICS AS A WHOLE. MY FAVORITES i love the team smiles :) oh they were all so sweet hahskj motorics have never done anything wrong #NO VOLI CAN'T COME WITH US?? WHAT'S THE POINT EVEN. STARTS CRYING. oh nvm hes with us in the glasses WE'RE ALL GOOD #this fic. is so cool. good morning lieutenant. OKAY!! DONE!! COMMENTING TIME!!! thanks for looking at my spontaneous liveblog lmao

[theorangekin]

casually pops in after 8263827 months to drop terror lieuts for the new year 🎉 wishing a happy and scurvy-free 2023 to the wonderful terror fandom!

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[bonus crozier and fitzjames:]

#IM GOING TO COMBUST SO BAD ohym god #i haven't come by in so long i feel almost embarrassed whew #kisses every single one of the boys i missed drawing them so MUCH #making a brief return right before diving back into academic hell for the final time <3 #the terror #the terror amc #edward little #john irving #george hodgson #francis crozier #james fitzjames #lex draws

[leafsfromthevine]

being sooooo normal with the cashier who asked me if im a fan of avatar (because of course i am wearing a shirt). i had to pretend to be normal about this show. like oh yeah hahahaha yeahhh its soooo good in like a normal amount though haha

#i started slipping i was like #yeah i just got a bunch of shirts in the mail #and yeah i know the exact date that the live action comes out #yeah sokka’s my favorite #oh my GOD i thought i was going to combust #i think abt atla from the moment i wake up until the moment i sleep #so i guess you could say im a fan #atla #atlaposting #leaf op

[bad-as-me]

also on the subject of sin+inquisition themes, anyone else notice that the spear design here is kinda

#god if this expansion is all about the cardinal sin im like actually going to combust

[nanamimizz]

barou. kunigami. im going to moan.

#lamb.talks #barou with his hair down and kunigami with a CHAIN ???? A CHAIN ????? #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD IM GOING TK COMBUST #BAROU HAS A CHAIN TOO IM GOING TO EIDHEKWJWOS RIPPING MY HAIR OUT ISIEKWKW

[flower-zombie-rob]

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

LEO OH MY GOD MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

#these look so cool I cant beleive you drew these for me!!! #theyre amazing! leo youre so sweet thank you so much R looks so good and also the robbie drawings AWWWW #aboit to spontaneously combust right now oh my god im gonna cry #thank you ily evsdyone go follow leo <33333333

[freakova]

We’re going to get Bowser and Kamek playing the piano which possibly means Bowser is getting a villain song

#freakova speaks #mario movie #Bowser #Kamek #Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god #BOWSER PLAYS THE PIANO BABYYYYYYYYYYYY #ARE WE GOING TO HEAR HIM SING??????? #Ok no I’m going back to sleep this is too much of this happens I will combust in my seat #Goodnight im happy

[oc-cinematic-universe]

gripping edge of table. in 1.5-2 years i get to point out how much joe has wrong with him. i just need to wait 1.5-2 years. i just need to wait. it's getting so close. everyone is gonna get to see it and its going to be awesome. its going to be so cool. and worth the wait. i gotta wait. *visibly shaking and crying*

#some day. some day soon even (soon being 2 years). i wont have to shut up about him #making stories is so hard. #im on the floor. sobbing. why did i have to get attached to the guy whose entire arc is major spoilers #honestly his arc ISNT major spoilers. he's a guy that is full of every repressed emotion #and some day he's gonna let it out and kill everyone and thats his god damn right #the part i CANT talk about is what specifically makes him snap #ive mentioned vaguely a couple times joe disappears. i cant fucking talk about why or how!!!!!!! #the how is so important to everyone else's character arcs its such a disservice to the story to #talk about it now. ***BUT IM GOING TO COMBUST*** #joe and his stupid fucking disappearance and its stupid fucking domino effect I'll kill him #OTL i love him so much

[komashkathesilly]

WAAAUGH GOOD LUCK KOMASHKAAAA im sorry you have to partake in the evil art of moving that shit sucks i hope youre ablento rest lots and settle in well.. this is your Freaking year.. they will make movies about how awesome you are at uni. uve got this!!!!

HI ORBIT THANKYUUUU im so sorry for disappearing. i kinda diedcoughs up blood. it does suck and im kinda crumbling but we stay strong and silly^_^ on tge good side of things can i also show you my bug i got today

she is two ketchup long and she can sit^_^

#her giant bow is SO FREAKING CUTE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #im going to combust actually #overwhelmed frkm both amount of hw and this thang. shes finally here im so happy n so anxious at once #dies #also im not rlly made for walking n stuff. compared to online studying im legit crumbling rn #the rest of the day is for recovering from migraine every day im gods weakest warrior #at least we will now suffer together w nene evereyday^_^ he will be travelling w meee #i hope ure doing better at ur uni sorrey for dropping down the mood. i hope we both survive this year very well aneyway we can do it🏃🏋💯💯