#GONNA TAKE A SHOT

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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LET'S SETTLE THI- Oh hang on. Hang on, Machine, um.

It's 8 PM I need to take my testosterone.

Sorry I'll just be a second. Uh wait here, alright?

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill if it was based #its like a power up for the fight #fight. yeah. fight.. and not uh. anything else........................ that it could possibly effect *i am shot before i can continue* #smiles. #anyway. hes about to lose half his blood supply. your dose is gonna be all fucked up #take care of yourself #edit: #the way todays dev stream made this Canon (trust me). as was foretold. #this being posted today was a complete coincidence #I scheduled this weeks posts a few days ago #IT WAS FORETOLD #I SAW IT

[asavt]

Idea that wouldn't leave my head, like many others

#my art #fan art #digital art #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #how tf do you tag the lamb? #also today in ''my train of thought is insane'' #heigh chart somehow went to Leshy in maid dress that somehow went to this that somehow went to follower simping for kallamar #that somehow went to heket is gonna take someone's knees that somehow went to shamura angst that somehow went to #a very cool shot that somehow ended in ''local squid boy keeps forgetting to drink his soup more at nine''

[acekindaneat]

so that new episode huh

bonus:

live takenaka reaction

#IM SHAKING SO HARD I LOVE TOME KURATA SO MUCH #SO MUCH TOME IN THE NEW EPISODE #SCREAMING AND CRYING SO MUCH #also we got reigen taking his sweatshirt off we win these #the preview for the next episode shot me dead im gonna die next week #mp100 #reigen arataka #reigen #tome kurata #tome #shigeo kageyama #momozo takenaka #takenaka #i fucking love the alien arc #serirei #if you squint #manga redraw #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #mp100 s3 spoilers #mi art stuff #also i think that last bit with inukawa was rlly unnecessary.....

[inoreuct]

zoro: i hate him he’s annoying >:|

also zoro: *basically exhibits courtship behaviour and catches a giant fucking fish with his bare hands because he realises sanji’s homesick just by the cook saying he wants to make a certain dish*

#zosan #op zosan #zosan fanfic #zoro x sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #they’re so stupid #so STUPID #i love them #it’s literally gonna take zoro getting shot nine times and sanji having to play doctor for them to get their shit together #the damn fic just keeps getting longer #one piece zoro #one piece sanji #one piece zosan #one piece

[booasaur]

The Lazarus Project - 2x02

#thelazarusprojectedit #tlpedit #the lazarus project #tlp archie #zhang rui #anjli mohindra #elaine tan #the lazarus project 2x02 #archie x zhang #femslash related stuff #LOVED this as a first kiss #they're gonna absolutely die in this timeline in the next seconds so zhang takes her shot #and then archie waking on a gasp #and zhang immediately calling her #''can I come to you''

[ladyofthelake]

Most fandoms have major disagreements but I love how mostly the Merlin fandom is chill, we see the heart of it and we quietly believe that deleted scenes are canon and that Merlin will magically look young when Arthur returns and I love that

#dont get me wrong old merlin makes me bawl and I think its so painful and poignant we got him as the last shot #but cmon Merlin is gonna look young #even if his soul is aged beyond anything #wow do not make this random 3am post sad I can't take it #not after that sigil post I reblogged which altered my brain and added 300000 years to my life #merlin #merthur

[nateezfics]

hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))

#i had to take a couple of hours after watching this to process #cuz this was A LOT #the morning bare face beauty 😩😩😩 #whyyyy does he have to look so fuckable when he’s JUST BRUSHING HIS TEETH #the one button the arms out the forehead the bare face #UHHHHHHFGGGGHH #I’d give this pussy to him every. fucking. morning. #ok and then him showing the shot of him getting ready in just the tank top #OUCH #THAT WAS PERSONAL #the ARMS #FUCK ME SIDEWAYS #*inahle* HIM DRIVING !!!!!!!!!! #the ultimate boyfriend content #he looks HOT behind the wheel #the road head I’d give this man🥴🥴🥴 #…..him in the gym #him leaning back just reclined looking all ridable #wanna straddle him and ride his shit SO BAD😩😩😩 #he made sure to show off his arm too🙃🙃🙃 #THE STUDIO CONTENT I AM LIVING #the cap while he’s driving at night🫠🫠🫠 #so hongjoong when you gonna propose like #I’m ready 🤨💍 #hongjoong hard thoughts #ateez hard thoughts #joongie #☕️

[mattodore]

you belong to me and i belong to you and so on

#river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #have been editing this so slowly throughout the day bc this vaccine shot has been kicking my ass 😔 #but looking at mattodore kissing for so long is no hardship trust me i’ve been having a blast #ummm what else do i wanna say here before i go back to watching catfish and downing acetaminophen……. #oh!!! #i got an ask yesterday night that i wanna reply to once my muscles stop hurting so bad 🚶 #so know that i’m gonna work on it! #just… 🧎 it will take me a bit #i’ve just been sitting here staring at a wall thinking abt it but my brain is nawttt functioning v well atm lmao #i have started replying but didn’t get very far before i was like. none of this is any good jdgshdhhdd #so. will start over when i bounce back! #…i also just realized it’s pretty late uhhh so if you see this then <3 a little kiss #i love posting things when ppl aren’t online apparently #i do it so often jfhsjfhfj oh well #for the mattodore fans out there here u go 💐👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[lightbulb-warning]

Oumota week 2023! Day three- dancing!!

You can hear Macklemore’s “And we danced” in the distance. You can’t tell where it’s coming from. With each of your heartbeats you can feel it get louder and louder. The walls shake as the bass boosts through you, from the bottom of your spine to your tongue between your teeth. Oh fuck, Its him. He’s behind you- Macklemore.

#maiora please shut up #oumota #oumotaweek2023 #kokichi ouma #kaito momota #drv3 #danganronpa fanart #my art #I am incredibly sleep deprived #take a shot every time you gonna see this exact dance pose today but slightly different #peak dance iconography #hell yeah #we love #maiora draws

[sharkfinn]

five never had technology to watch anything in canon- only an mp3 player, but i just thought itd be funny if he did and discovered that one iconic rainbow factory amv

#i was gonna put that shot of twilight in season 4 after tirek takes her magic but...... #this is funnier #i was obsessed with rainbow factory ok....... #for credit the screenshot is from srick91's sfm animation on youtube #rainbow factory is a song by the wooden toaster #rottmnt #rottmnt oc #rainbow factory #sharkfinnarts #little brother au

[eternal-learner]

William Easton 💕 Saw VI

#saw #sawedit #saw vi #peter outerbridge #william easton #pookie #i just noticed the way he clutches at the guard he shot #william worrying and saying #he's gonna take care of me #would fix me i think #mine #horror

[hella1975]

watched saltburn and really fucking liked it actually. day 5937 of realising people on tiktok are just cowards

#‘IT’S SO WEIRD’ do you think that was like. an accident. do you not think it’s supposed to be weird and unsettling and a little ridiculous #and the way it’s FILMED godddd the scenes were all so well shot #I’ll admit I spent the first hour not impressed at all bc I thought it was a really stale class take #like the moment I saw they were oxford students my face was just 😐😐😐 #AND THEN I was kinda getting into it but thought they were gonna make the only working class kid the villain so I was still 😐😐😐 #BUT THEN. BUT. THEN #I need to rewatch with full context so I can appreciate it properly #watching edits of it on tiktok like im gonna skip all the coquette vids romanticising the lifestyle but my GOD have some people popped off #w the creepy/obsessive audios. the people who get it truly get it #him in the maze with the antlers. real as fuck #just for people to be like ‘am i the only one who couldn’t finish it 😰’ SORRY YOU HATE FREAKISH MEDIA #saltburn

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

likeee ur telling me they Didn't fuck right after this ???? they look ready to devour each other right there and then

#marvey #harvey x mike #mike x harvey #take a shot everytime they look like they're gonna fuck #theyre insane

[christakisbang]

Ah~ My Little Brother. Thanks for always being there for me! Promise to always be by your side too! I'll never leave ya~

#sigh #stray kids #chanlix #bang chan #lee felix #stray kids gifs #skz #skz gifs #my gifs #cbbc2023 #regretted picking the most recent 2kr messages as captions the moment i remembered what this one was. but its fine he made up for it+ #after the opening sentence. idk if the callback to im not gonna leave u behind was purposeful but people died either way. #anw i think abt the 5th gif every single day he wanted to Eat him......lil bro big bro things #actually whenever i wanna get drunk im gonna open the notes on my chanlix sets and take a shot for every brother mention #long sip for dad/son

[vero-niche]

this was, without a doubt, the wildest and most unexpected opening to an anime i saw as of late

#shuumatsu train doko e iku? #train to the end of the world #i need yall to know that the summary was just like. strange things happen to the girlies and they take off on a train too! teehee :3 #i was like sure lets give it a shot #and the whiplash did not stop here btw. #its an anime original so 0 clue where its gonna go #but i had to share

[cantankerouscatfish]

you adorable little bastards. get off my senecio.

#holding a hand lens up to a phone camera is not the best way to take close-up photos. but it's better than digital zoom. #there are better/clearer but more boring shots of individual bugs that I sent to the manager for ID. they have stripes. :o #the thing about aphids. is that if I kill them all. then what are the Aphidius gonna lay eggs in. #the wasps love these particular aphids almost as much as the aphids love my DANG SENECIO...... #insects #bugs