#Gai doesn’t even remember Madara’s name

[madarasgirl]

Madara SFW Alphabet

Happy Valentine’s Day! Madara doesn’t celebrate! So we bring Valentine’s to him.

Tried to come up with words to some letters that are a bit different. Have fun!

A- Asking you out

He’s quite awkward but acts nonchalant and indifferent. You were possibly unaware he was romantically interested. He knows he isn’t a great flirt, so he hides this by being forward and blunt like he normally is, making a date invitation sound a lot more like an order.

B- Body part (Favourite)

Are not his eyes. While he acknowledges their power and utilizes them to devastating effect, each Sharingan upgrade was derived from significant personal loss. His Sharingan is a reminder of his greatest losses and failures. Even his Rinnegan was only obtained after a lifetime of exceptional bitterness in his heart.

His hands are more favoured. Not only do they get him through regular stuff like the activities of living and taking care of you, they help him carry out many of his amazing feats, like forming hand seals, performing taijutsu, and wielding weapons.

C- Cuddles

He is affectionate in private with you when he no longer has his public image to maintain. He enjoys lengthy, wordless hugs anywhere in the house, as long as it’s with you –by the entrance, lying together on the couch, in the shower. He’s the one who will nuzzle you and hold on for a few more moments when you’re ready to part and do the next thing in your day. Your presence and touch drive his demons away.

D- Dominant MADARA is uber dominant. That’s what the big “D” in his name stands for, aside from the obvious. He likes making the major decisions in the relationship and would be upset if he wasn’t consulted. He is however easygoing on the more trivial choices in daily life and readily goes with whatever you decide. Careful, he will take advantage if you’re too agreeable with him. Don’t be his doormat. Remember, he likes to be challenged so he can prove he’s right.

E- Emotions

Expresses his feelings through physical or practical means. That includes defending you from enemies, acts of service (ensuring your coffee is made the way you like it in the morning, taking care of laundry from time to time so you won’t have to worry about it), sex, and through lingering non-sexual touches. Madara ensures you are clothed, fed, and have a safe place to sleep. You will be provided for and know you’re loved, even if he doesn’t gush about it. Madara isn’t the best with words unless he’s waxing deep philosophy or roasting someone.

F- Fighting with S/O

Madara’s not going to hit you, because let’s be honest. If he were to strike you in an argument, you would likely get seriously injured and/or die. This drama king often practiced conflict resolution through battle and getting himself beaten up (which sometimes he let happen, like with Gai so he could get his adrenaline rush), so he will let you hit him, on the other hand. I don’t advocate abuse from either partner, but Madara would let you hit him if you chose to out of anger until eventually, either he stops you or you run out of steam. At this point, he’ll try to talk things through, even if he is harsh and blunt (with no clue how to make his words sound nicer) and this first attempt may not resolve your differences.

G- Good Morning (how does he wake you up) Usually he gets up early and leaves you sleeping after giving you a kiss. On other days, if neither of you have anywhere to be that morning, he stays in bed with you in his arms until you wake up naturally at an hour when you’ve had enough sleep. After memorizing your waking expressions, he kisses you all over despite your attempts to dodge him because you have morning breath.

H- Hypertension

Something that irritates and gives him a high blood pressure is a messy environment. Madara is an orderly person who probably has OCD. If you’re messy, he will try to rearrange your stuff and teach you about organization, until you can’t find your stuff due to his meddling. Since Madara wants you in his life and you’re not changing your ways, eventually you and him will call a truce in some areas of the home/in life where you get to have your way and he will turn a blind eye.

I- In Labour (and Delivery) He’s a nervous wreck and a bit of a monster, even if it isn’t the first child you’re having. Madara already lost too many people and he’ll be damned if he loses you too. It doesn’t matter to him if childbirth is much safer today than in the past. He yells and glares at all the people trying to help you, feeling helpless because he isn’t useful in a medical setting. This is his way of attempting to exert some control over the situation. He’s a disruptive menace and would have been thrown out long ago if anyone was capable of such a feat. Depending on your demeanor and stage of labour, maybe you snap and demand he leave. Otherwise he will bear your crushing grip on his hands without a single complaint and whisper words of encouragement and love to you throughout the entire course of labour. He’s civil again only after mother and baby are safe. Wait, but then he’ll be in over-protective papa mode. Never mind!

J- Juvenile

Madara is silly when he’s happy, which admittedly isn’t often. A friendly spar gets him going, while challenging him in dumb things (ex: a race, whoever can eat more of something, etc) will bring out his sense of competition and more childish side, provided whoever he is competing with provides some sort of resistance. He loves a good fight, even if it isn’t really a ‘fight.’

K- Kiss

Madara is a passionate deep kisser when given the choice. He prefers taking the time to explore you properly and unwind, which he only does in private. On rare occasions in public, he may pull you aside for a chaste kiss when he’s feeling emotional for you. He’s a visual man and likes to peek at your kissing face.

L- Little ones He loves children despite their fear of him. It’s one of the only times he has any semblance to being soft. Madara would love to have his own children with you. He is also the type to adopt kids and be a mentor to them. He is involved in his children’s lives, ensures they are trained properly, disciplined and is a firm, yet fair father (or father-figure). He will not be as cruel as his own father, not wishing to perpetuate the harsh style of upbringing he endured.

M- Macho

This silly man is a dramatic show-off. At home, he’s casual about his strength, offering to help lift heavy things and open tough objects. Whenever you happen to catch Madara training, he flaunts flamboyantly and needlessly performs much fancier techniques to flex for you when he’s sure you’re watching.

N- No (Deal breaker)

Do not lie or betray him. Madara highly values his bonds. It took so much for him to trust and become open with you. Therefore, he holds you to a certain standard. He expects you to reciprocate and be loyal and honest with him. He will give you the world and all of him in return.

O- Openness (when does he start revealing things about himself?)

Not any time soon. This man is paranoid and only trusts himself and a few of his closest kin. In fact, you should feel honoured if he even deigns you worthy enough to speak more than a few sentences to at a time. Madara telling you the deepest secrets of his heart? You’re more valued than you’d ever understand. Now that you got him to open his mouth, be prepared for an earful and him to not shut up.

P- Protect

Madara is at his heart a protector. Everything he does is about protecting others, even hypothetical future generations (which later morphed into a twisted plan to take responsibility for all humankind and forcing them into a dream world). He loves having people depend on him, which gives him purpose. He is generally peaceful until anything threatens those he swore to protect. He will ruthlessly destroy those things without remorse.

Q- Quizzes (how much does he remember about you?)

Everything, including all the small details about you and even if he’s quiet when you tell him things casually in passing. You’ll be the one to forget anniversaries or that you have an appointment tomorrow where you are supposed to bring extra shoes, not him.

R- Random Headcanon

Madara takes care of stray animals, sometimes bringing them into his home for the ones in direr need in order to feed, medicate, wash, and care for their injuries before releasing them. He’s a kind man at heart and someone has to care for those weak, forgotten beings. His previous rescues occasionally visit him in the garden. He doesn’t let his falcons out when his small animals are visiting.

S- Serious

He is seriously serious about his relationship with you, once he figured out he’s romantically interested, wants to be involved, went through asking you out, and is actively courting you (plus the other steps). He’s extremely committed and will try his best. I’ve mentioned before that once you’re his, he’s also yours. It would take a lot for him to give up on you and your relationship, likely a betrayal of unforgiveable magnitude on your part, which he would never get over.

T- Talent(less)

Madara is talented in almost everything and can learn basically anything he sets his mind to. Possessing the Sharingan is a useful shortcut for those endeavors. But what about the opposite? Madara is a terrible fit in any sort of therapist profession where he has to give advice related to people’s issues. Try picturing him as a psychologist, psychiatrist, or a marriage counsellor.

Madara actually has the perfect tools set up to make him successful in each of those fields –a deep understanding of human nature, excellent analysis and critical thinking skills, heck he can look into his victim’s mind with the Sharingan! He sees the problem very clearly. His issue comes back to his lack of talent in social interactions. His delivery of his diagnosis to patients would be interesting. It's way too blunt, and when coupled with his amazing insults, his patients end up more traumatized and with more problems than they started with. Perhaps his help leads to a divorce.

U- Unrequited Love

I am (very) biased, but how can anyone not love Madara once they get to know him as a person beyond his reputation? He has so many great personality traits once you get over a few of the less positive ones haha.

Unrequited love will be very painful for Madara, even if he’ll be accepting of this. He dwells on his undesirable aspects and why you shouldn’t be together. He holds this pain to himself and lets it fester, but goes on with his life and ambitions, keeping an eye out on you from a distance. No one loves harder than an Uchiha. There will likely never be anyone else who’ll replace your position in his heart even if he wants to forget you.

V- Vulnerability

Madara presents a stoic facade, but he’s truthfully very sensitive and prone to be hurt by the ones he loves most. He remembers all your interactions, even your conversations down to the exact wording. Depending on the conversation and the health of your relationship at the time, he ruminates over your words and may take things out of context. Beyond the tough exterior, there’s that sensitive man who feels excruciatingly deeply. This vulnerability leads to him feeling hurt, even if he doesn’t show it until much later, when his emotions boil over and he pettily throws your past words back at you in spite.

W- Wanderlust

Madara enjoys traveling. He is more open-minded about people from different backgrounds than other shinobi from the Warring States generations. If there was peace and he wasn’t wandering the world as a bitter missing-nin, if he didn’t have the responsibilities as clan leader and was not founding a village, he’d be very interested in experiencing different cultures and customs.

If he could hide his scary aura and murder vibes, he’d appreciate the anonymity of people not knowing who he is and getting to live with some normalcy. If he had his beloved Izuna (somehow) and S/O with him, this would already be picture perfect to Madara.

Y- Yearning (what he does when missing you) When he’s away on missions, he replays his Sharingan memories of you. Some of these were captured during random endearing moments when he was feeling especially soft for you. They keep him warm on his darkest days, reminding him there’s still someone at home waiting for him, someone who needs and loves him for who he is. They give him strength and help him stay sane. He can’t wait to come home to you.

Z- Zzz (sleeping)

Madara doesn’t sleep much. Have you seen his eye bags? When he finally gets some shut-eye, he’s the model shinobi. It’s as light as a cat’s. You can’t sneak up on him. Even if he was sleeping, he wakes and knows when you stir in slumber and when you’re dreaming. It’s almost impossible for him to sleep at all without you.

#madara headcanons #uchiha madara #madara #madara uchiha #madara x you #madara x reader

[depressedhatakekakashi]

I don't think I've asked about Prince Gai before in GOS, so maybe I should!

Do you think it must have been super Nostalgic for Kakashi to meet Gai again as a little kid while he pretended to be a kid himself? I wonder if they played any of the games they use to as children when it was 1st Gai and Kakashi, or if they created new games together.

I also think it would be cool if Gai looked up at the Dragon artwork all around the castle and city and feels...some sort of way about it. Like "I'm named after him... can I live up to the legend of a dragon warrior?" And Kakashi watching him and being like:

"You don't have to be. Not even the dragon warrior wanted to be that way deep down. It was something forced upon him in a moment of chaos. But it doesn't have to be that way for you. Just be your best self, and I am sure that will be enough for everyone."

But also them learning new stuff about each other! Things this Gai had that were just his like learning to lead, diplomacy, and maybe an eye for fashion (since he could afford it XD).

Just a bit of old and new as Kakashi starts to understand what Reincarnation actually is, what it means, and seeing the similarities and differences in all Gai's, and learning to love each new side that is exposed, without realizing that's what's happening.

(Also the fact they each grow up together three times is amazing. The first time Gai grew while Kakashi stayed a kid. The second time Gai grew while Kakashi stayed the adult. And the third time they get to grow up together as mortals. Its quite the amazing change (there's also teacher Gai, but without the childhood aspect! He gets his adulthood that time!).

Also that one time Madara is like "I've calmed down. Maybe I over reacted. Where's that Gai again? I'd like a rematch!" And Kakashi being all "BITCH-"

I like to imagine little Prince Gai running up to Kakashi the next day being all "DID YOU SEE THAT STORM YESTERDAY. IT WAS AMAZING!!!"

Kakashi: No I uh...slept through it =×=;

Gai: HOW?!?!

Kakashi’s definitly feeling some nostalgia and doing his best not to smile like a dumbass the entire time he’s talki by to Gai because it just feels so good to have Gai in his life again.

And Kakashi watching as Gai struggles through finding himself, seeing him constantly looking back on that legendary hero and wondering if he can ever be half as good as him.

Kakashi just wants to scream ‘you’re better because you are him but with a new opportunity!’

He just wants Gai to remember those past lives so bad so they can skip all of the introductions and go back to being friends who travel across the sky’s together.

Also Kakashi finding Gai only as an adult after this lifetime is a completely purposeful decision. He knows he got too caught up in reliving that childhood joy of growing up with Gai but he can’t have it again. He is always going to remember Gai and Gai will never remember him.

He would rather have it so Gai grows up without him and then meets him as an adult. He can watch from afar until Gai is older and Kakashi’s ready to come into his life.

(Also he recognizes now he is in love with Gai and doesn’t want to influence Gai accidentally when he could have a healthy, normal mortal relationship. Yet that never stops Gai from falling in love with him all over again)

#GOS AU #God of Storms au #Kakagai

[hiems-incaelo]

Welp I made this to prove a point BUT-

FIGHTS SASUKE HAS NOT WON BY DIRECTLY KILLING HIS OPPONENT:

1. Sas vs. Kakashi. Ya know how that ended, bitch got buried alive lmao

2. Sas vs. Haku. Dude almost fucken died but at least we got the sns screentime

3. Sas vs. Lee. Bitch got done dirty

4. Sas vs. Orochimaru. Well yall know how that ended. One vampire bite and a whole lot of uncovered trauma later and he still didnt beat a bitch. Hella cool fight tho

5 . Sas vs. That One Dude In The Preliminaries. so ye he did technically beat the dude but he didn't kill him and also he went into a coma like right after so it doesn't count

6. Sas vs. Gaara p.1. ok. MAYBE he was winning, but rll we'll never know

7. Sas vs. Gaara p.2. This man got beat up so much u won't even believe it.

8. Sas vs. Itachi. Not even gonna elaborate on this one

9. Sas vs. Naruto p.1. The holes in da tanks explain for themselves

10. Sas vs. Sound Four. U know he would blame it on his bare feet and pajamas. U know it rll just was his existential crisis and underestimation issues.

11. Sas vs. Naruto pt.2. He spent dat whole fight talkin bout how he was gonna kill nart, and he HAD HIM UNCONSCIOUS and the only thing he did was stare at his forehead. Gay little shit

12. Sas vs. Team Kakashi. OK maybe if it wasn't for orochimaru he would have actually killed em but we don't know that do we

13. Sas vs. Orochimaru pt.2. Yes he did kill him but not rll cuz he was still alive in the curse mark wasn't he. Also oro was hella weak and sick so rll it was a bitch move

14. Sas vs. Deidara. Deidara blew himself up. YES I KNOW that Sas lowkey forced dei to do it BUT he didn't hand the killing blow himself SO it does not count

15. Sas vs. Itachi. We all know itachi let him win. If anything, the wall killed him.

16. Sas vs. Killer B. Bitch got done dirty part two

17. Sas vs. Five Kage. Ok I'll say it was impressive that he stayed alive the whole time while fighting the five Kage BUT rll who actually expected him to kill anyone lmao

18. Sas vs. Danzo. Danzo ALSO did a hella weird seal thing. I'll be nice on this one tho and say that Sas is Def the one who defeated him. Killing him tho? Another story.

19. Sas vs sakura. OK we all know sakura would've been dead if it wasn't for Kakashi or Naruto but she's still alive isn't she??

20. Sas vs. Kakashi. I rll wanted to see more if this figth ngl

21. Sas vs Naruto pt.3. Well I won't blame him cuz he DID just fight like the five Kage and Danzo and Kakashi and he's also like halfblind so

22. Sas vs. Kabuto. First of all Kabuto isn't ded second of all rll itachi did all the work and u know it

23. Sas vs. Madara. Bitch fucken died himself lmao

24. Sas vs. Kaguya. She got sealed away, and even if she was killed Sas didn't do it by himself

25. Sas vs. Naruto p.4. Ngl I DID cry when I watched this ep. Hella emotional. also WHAT HAPPENED TO 'FUCK THE GOVERNMENT' WOKE SASUKE I'll never forgive kishimoto for fucking with his character like that

26. Sas vs. Weird girl from his special series. Don't remember her name. Chiro? Shiro? Chinso? Idk well she's still alive and that's what matters

27. Sas vs. Kinshiki. 10/10 amazing fight. Did not kill him tho

28. Sas vs. Momoshiki. Welp 1) it was Sas AND nart and 2) Momoshiki got this karma in boruto or whatever

29. Sas vs. Jigen. Bitch got done dirty part three

Conclusion: Sasuke is amazing and the goat and stuff but he didn't rll kill anyone did he

(might be cuz he literally saw hundreds of corpses when he was seven and so he was obv deeply traumatized and prob disagreed with killing other ppl. This comes back in the Manga too, but the anime unnecessarily makes him kill random characters to make him look colder. Idk)

welp I still love him either way. Hate what boruto did to him tho, he's a bootlicker now smh

#Can't believe this guy is actually one of the strongest ppl out there #They did the same with my boy Lee but he also just had less screen time to go with #Well boruto can be explained since the plot armor don't work anymore #Uchiha Sasuke #naruto #naruto shippuden #team kakashi #uzumaki naruto #Sns #Sasunaru #Narusasu

[purple-possibilities]

UUUHHH I WANT HIDAAAN!! for the character meme, pretty please? *///*

Yes… suuuure… you want Hidan just for the meme… not for your sin dungeon…

and i jizz—in—my pants

First impression

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HOT.  like, hot as, no question, but how tf is he still alive with that pole through him?

I was, however, super pissed that we got to see our first super badass ninja lady (Nii Yugito) who was a jinchuuriki that could control her powers (the first one we see doing so consciously, if I remember correctly) and she just goes and dies after three seconds.  Like, fuck that shit.  Seriously.  It made me dislike Hidan at first.  Like, what is this pretty-boy psycho doing here, I wan’t more of that kickass cat lady (which ugh, now that I’m writing it out, i can’t believe they made one of the two female jinchuuriki a mother fucking Cat Lady.  Jesus Fucking Christ guys, seriously???)

Impression now

Jashin-sama be praised, Hidan was a great character.  He has a unique power that opens up this whole world I am super intrigued by, he’s hilarious, and I think I love him.  Like, I would never ever ever want to meet him, ever, because he would surly kill me, quite painfully.  But I will definitely admire him from afar.  Hidan is a little too hidanistic for me (get it?  It was a pun ok I’ll leave now).   

Favoruite moment

Can I just say every moment with Hidan?  No?  Why not?  He’s hilarious, psycho, and hot.  Like every word out of his mouth is hilarious.  

Ugh fine, I’ll pick one.  This:

I haven’t seen this episode yet but by god is it the funniest shit.  I’ve seen like a million different gif sets of this and am greatly looking forward to the moment where I get to watch the episode myself lol.

Idea for a story

I am super intrigued by Jashinism.  I think it would be so super interesting to explore the religion, and how the immortality works.  Like, I cannot express just how interesting I find the immortality Jashin has gifted Hidan, and I have so many questions about it that would be such a pleasure to explore.  

Like, what are the limits of his immortality? Maybe the body ages but cannot be killed.  So he could die from old age, but nothing else.  Or maybe he never dies but continues to age, until he can’t move without his bones breaking.  He eventually turns to dust, after years and years of suffering.  Like, he starves because he has no one to care for him, but he can’t actually die from starvation (or drowning or anything at all).  His ‘death’ is just the breakdown of his body, until his consciousness is left to haunt the living in his ashes. Or maybe Jashin-sama would never let that happen?  Who fucking knows?  I would love to explore that tho.

I’d like a Hidan origin story, where he’s a snot nosed brat causing all sorts of trouble, until he sees someone completing the Death Ritual, or whatever it’s called, and becomes a follower and practitioner of the religion.  Or maybe Jashin-sams sees something in Hidan, and sends him dreams of what to do.  Maybe Hidan is the only person screwed up enough to contact Jashin-sama (and just what had to happen to Hidan for him to gain that ability?  Was he tortured?  Was he just born a fucked up psychopath?).  Is Hidan the only Jashinist, or is there a huge cult of them?  Do they come from some other area, maybe outside the Shinobi Nations?  Maybe Jashin-sama is a man who developed the jutsu, taught Hidan, and Hidan thought he was a god?  Or maybe some human named Jashin told Hidan he was a god because he wanted followers?

I could go on forever.  There is just so much to explore with Hidan, it never ends.

Unpopular opinion

tbh I’m not sure what is popular or unpopular in terms of Hidan.  Hmmm…

I think it’s dumb that after “killing” Hidan they just left his body in a hole to be monitored by mother fucking deer.  Like, seriously, deer?  Ok, so they’re ninja deer, but like, there are so many unknowns about Hidan and his jutsu (and Jashin, really) that it just seems stupid.

I’ll give you one more since that one was kind of about Shikamaru and I’m not sure if that was even unpopular lol.

I like to think of Hidan as celibate.  I know I know, all you Hidan lovers (esp you Syn) are gonna hate me, but Hidan puts so much stress on mutual suffering, and I get the impression that the only pleasure he allows himself is from his ritual.  Like, our boy doesn’t even masturbate, that’s why he’s always so desperate for a good Sacrifice, lol.  

I think if Hidan did engage in something like sex, it would involve his ritual.  Like, idk if you can double team a Sacrifice but if you could I think it would be very intimate.  Hidan would connect with his partner through their victims blood, each feeling what the other two do.  And then with the death blow, Hidan and his partner would experience their own euphoria as well as each other’s.  We’re talking double simultaneous orgasm man.  Nothing more intimate than that.

…I am in you are in me…

I’m not saying Hidan has to be celibate or anything, because I love all the different interpretations, but this one is my personal favourite.

Favourite relationship

I mean, I think it has to be Kakuzu.  Like, who else does Hidan really interact with?  He had such short screen-time.  So Kakuzu.  Gotta love how Hidan is such a lil shit and Kakuzu is such a grump and they’re both so violent but they can’t kill each other.  It’s just perfect.  Plus there’s room for like, hidden attachment (or even love if you want to go that way) so it’s got a lot of potential to explore.  Those are the best kinds of relationships, because you can find so many different interpretations which always makes for interesting stories.

Favourite headcanon

Hmmmm…. I like the idea that Hidan dreams of and has visions of Jashin-sama.  They paint his vision red with blood, with fire, with utter destruction and devastation.  All sounds except for the deep thrum of war drums, the painful screams of the Sacrificed, and the reverberations of Jashin-sama’s almost too deep to be heard voice are absent.  It can be utterly euphoric to communicate with Jashin-sama this way, or it can be the endless suffering of all the Sacrifices combined and multiplied.  Neither is an indicator of Jashin-sama’s mood, but the each is equally important to his dogma.  

The visions and dreams are not an indicator of Jashin-sama’s pleasure or displeasure–he is a god of suffering and so they are synonymous.  They do not deliver messages, or give aide, or instruction.  They simply serve the purpose of connecting Jashin-sama and all his followers.  If someone is mid sacrifice, sometimes Jashin-sama will connect his other followers to the one leading the ritual, so they may all feel the victim’s suffering in the truest form of connection.

Here is the ask.  Send me a character!  Sorry this took so long Syn!  I’m trying to go through my drafts and old asks now though, so hopefully I’ll get all this shit done lol!

Up next is Adult!Obito, then Rock Lee, and Ino. (If more are sent in after this, they’ll probably take a while, just fyi).

Already completed: Madara, Kakashi, Shino, Tenzou, Gai, Genma

#hidan #sibi talks about naruto #character ask #answered asks #syndellwins #the great draft purge #i've got almost 600 drafts ok #it was about time i did some housekeeping

[kalira]

Word: "Him"

Hedging your bets pretty securely there Mousie. XD

(Okay I limited myself to WIPs I’ve actually opened to work on lately. Er. This is still . . . a lot. You have definitely fulfilled my request to distract me.)

Harlock/Yama

Harlock rarelyresisted him very hard - he enjoyed being coaxed, and even more so spendinglazy mornings tangled up in bed and half dozing with his lover . . . or fuckinginto him warm and slow.

also this one

Yama yawned and letHarlock’s sleepily insistent arms tug him back down.

and this

Harlock claspedYama’s shoulder and directed him down a slightly narrower corridor.

Sterek

“Oh, is kiddo upset I was there first?”Kate said, tsking at him.

Alucard/Trevor

Adrian’s eyes swept over him admiringly - he had yet to donhis clothes beyond breeches, particularly that godawful shapeless heap he called a cloak, leaving a rathernice view.

and this one, same line from M’s word

“Would it kill you not to leave your filthy articles ofclothing flung everywhere?” Alucard asked dryly, flicking a neatly-patchedshirt that was half-sodden in demon guts at Trevor and making him duck to getout of its path.

TaiBani

Kotetsu carefullydisengaged his faceplate, pulling it away, and a bit of tension seeped out ofhim along with a sigh when he saw Barnaby’s bright eyes were open. 

Lee Hwon/Woon (The Moon Embracing the Sun)

Woon had grownquieter since the Crown Prince had chosen him to be companion and guard, everat the Prince’s side.

Okay there’s a lot so . . . Naruto, ATLA, and Voltron WIP lines are all beneath the cut.

KakaGai

Gai has touched damnnear every inch of him through one challenge or scrape or another and there’sno one Kakashi trusts more in the world.

more KakaGai

“Kaka- I- I wouldnever-” he stuttered out as Kakashi cocked his head, eyeing him.

and again

Kakashi identifiedthe presence immediately, of course - his sleeping brain had categorised theintruder as Gai and thus not a threat even before the bright shout had wokenhim.

oh look again >.>

Kakashi stared at himas he postured a little more.

and this one is part two to the one before

“Jan Ken Pon!”Kakashi said hurriedly, because Gai looked like hell, everyone in the villagewas still giving him half-confused, half-pitying looks, and . . . well, Kakashiwasn’t actually great at reacting in a hurry outside of battles.

Gaara/Lee

It was a warm, softvoice calling him, one he didn’t quite recognise, though there was a strange,barely-there edge of familiarity.

also this

Lee leapt out of bed,tangled in the blankets enough that he stumbled and it took him a moment tofree himself, though he managed to do it without crashing about.

KakaIru

Iruka unrolled thescroll and only long experience with pre-genin and jounin - and no tellingwhich group was worse than the other - prevented him from reacting.

and this one!

Iruka only pulled him in closer, tuggingthe blankets over him, ignoring the fact that he was still mostly dressed and,indeed, cold and wet.

MadaKaka (that’s a new one for me and IDK if I’ll write them again after this request is done or not. . .)

Madara bounded overthe fence without touching it, following the silvery streak of Kakashi’s hairthat was the most visible part of him as he fled into the shadows under theheavy canopy.

NejiHina

It will be all right she willed him to realise, assuring him with her eyesthat she knew what she was doing, as best she could without giving any hint orground to the Elders before her.

as is this one

“You shouldn’t be here.” she whispered, moving towards him, her kimono rustlingaround her.

SasuNaru

“I’m . . . sure he can be romantic if hetries!” Sakura said, trying to sound more certain than she actually felt,because she remembered Sasuke, andshe knew him now - or liked to think she did - and. . .

so’s this one

Beside him Kanamisnickered and stretched out her forelegs, then slid slowly onto her side, hermuzzle almost reaching his ankle.

and this

Hatred and confusion resonated through him,and he allowed his strength to seep through to his jinchuuriki.

ZabuHaku

Zabuza approached himand trailed his hands up over Haku’s arms.

Kataang

His strong armsturned and tugged gently at the ribbon binding him to the headboard, but hedidn’t fight too hard.

Zukka

Sokka doesn’t knowwhy this feels like a revelation; Zuko has alwayssmelled like fire, since the first time Sokka faced him, hot and angry in thesnow.

Zukka again

Zuko had made thechoice and gotten caught, Sokka had gone with it, abandoning it now wouldn’thelp and would only land him in acell too.

again

Zuko looked at him,and Sokka’s attention refocused.

you guessed it!

He grabbed Zuko’sshoulders to hold him closer, then cupped his jaw with one hand, tilting hisown head to mesh their kiss a little more comfortably.

yep still (I’ve been poking at a lot of my Zukka WIPs lately trying to get back to these boys)

It felt way too soon for him to be woken up.

still Zukka

Katara just stared athim, and Sokka fidgeted uncomfortably.

yes still

When Zuko might notbe able to get to him.

look there is a reason I’ve been trying to get back to Zukka and that reason is I need to finish some of my bajillion WIPs for them

“Is your prospective title really what you’re worried about,Sokka?” she asked, watching him even though he was making her slightly dizzy.

yes this one as well

He ducked his headpolitely and slid the cups in front of the two merchant ladies sitting primlyat one of the tables, murmuring a reminder to call for him if they neededanything else.

several of them are requests too! (although not this next one)

Although perhaps itwas best he hadn’t spouted that off at Suki, she had laughed at him enoughalready this summer - he had a tendency to put his foot in his mouth when shewas around.

whoops not done yet

He had spokenhonestly when he offered her respect, and when he said she was welcome, it wasstrange for him to be troubled now.

I don’t really like kid!fic that much why do I keep writing it? (well at least for Zukka there kind of needs to be offspring at some point for royal heir purposes)

“There there. . .” hecrooned, scooping Kiran up and cradling him close with a gentle pat.

this one is sort of Zukka but actually it’s labelled Sokka/Zuko/Mai

Sokka would haveknocked, but the royal guard waved him in through the doors without pausing -they were standing ajar, but . . .royal quarters?

Maiko (and the first one I ever started for them still not done)

He would learn, she knew, and she supposedshe didn’t really know how to please him,either.

That concludes the ATLA portion holy sheesh.

Sheith

“I am from Altea.”Allura told the child, bending down to come closer to eye-to-eye with him.

okay brace yourselves because here we go again

They all turned tolook at him.

yes there will be a lot

His throat tightenedwhen Keith patted him lightly and switched back, pushing him into flexing hisarm at a different angle - Shiro felt like he was dragging the weight of hismetal arm painfully, barely able to move - before beginning again.

even filtering out WIPs I haven’t worked on lately

Shiro ignored him,and Hunk sleepily shoving at him from his other side, probably in attempt toget him to be quiet.

I have . . . a lot of Sheith you guys

Kuro woke feelinglike his bones had been electrified until he shut down, and it took him a whileto realise he had other hurts as well.

I think it may be the only ship I have more of than Zukka in fact

Pidge shooed herbrother gently forwards onto the Castle, feeling bubbly and delighted tofinally have him here with her.

the series/AUs may have something to do with that

“He wouldn’t rest ifI left him alone. He kept crying.”

like that one and this next one are both from The Empress’ Elite

Allura would have himsubdued if necessary, but if he recognised Pidge enough to let her help,recognised Allura enough to let her touch, then he would be no hindrance, andAllura wouldn’t spare the time.

but mostly not actually

I could change it, Shiro thought, eyes wide as the possibility yawnedbefore him.

this one is connected to the last

He bumped into thefirm feeling of someone else’s skin and leaned up, then froze as more lightfiltered around him.

okay I think that’s it for Sheith with this one

Keith punches him in the face as hard as hecan.

Kureith

Her paw was curledinwards, offering him support and sheltering his body behind the metal of herleg.

Sheithro

“Fine, I won’t puthim in a prison pod, but he’ll be locked in his bunk.” Allura said sharply.

all of the ones for this ship are from the Unbalance series

“Keith?” Shiro looksconcerned, for him, and that’s-

I am actually still trying to work on that

“I knew that . . . sort of; she wasn’t alwaysvery . . . happy with him.” 

a couple pieces are just so close to ready to post, too. . .

“Kuro,” Shiro began,the name feeling oddly comfortable on his lips, though he still twitched to seeKuro, to see an almost-me, turntowards him with a familiar movement, strange golden eyes gleaming, “I... May Ispeak with you?”

there’s also this one frigging Klance piece from 80s Voltron

Keith let the doorsslide closed behind him.

Holy cow how many sentences even was that oh lord I have so many WIPs *mad laughter* 56 holy fuck. So. That’s not even all the WIPs I’ve worked on lately there were a handful that didn’t have him in them. . . (Including some femmeslash. :P)

So hey! Send me a word and I’ll share a line from my WIPs!

#WIP guessing game #WIP meme #Kalira answers #ask Kalira #Mousie #him #oh my lord #Kalira writes #not tagging the ships this time because 56 lines holy cow Kalira finish some shit

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S18

“I put the entire burden on you Naruto” The Entire Burden is a nickname for Sasuke and I love it

Team 7 protecting each other while still making time to flirt is my aesthetic

In terms of actually using all three members in a cohesive unit Team 10 has by far the best teamwork in their year

Episodes since Tenzo has been missing: 117!!!! FREE HIM

Sakura doesn’t trust Sasuke and that’s good because she has no reason to do so

“I’m over it” said Kakashi for the first time in his life ever

Poor Minato he is being traumatized even in the afterlife 

“That was anticlimactic” amazing that even in times of war Sasuke still finds time to be a bitch

What is this out of continuity Frankenstein episode

I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND OROCHIMARU BUILT A FAKE SASUKE

Sasuke walks away from the village just like he walks away from his emotional issues

I can already tell this two episode arc is going to be very stupid but I love it because I miss Tenzo and Neji 

This doesn’t make any sense because Asuma died while Naruto was training to learn the Rasenshuriken so Ino, Choji and Shikamaru should living their most tragic lives atm

I liked it better when Orochimaru was making a fake Sasuke 

Naruto’s two dramatic dads coming to the rescue 

“Don’t worry, it’s okay. This is where Kakashi and I used to come to make out,” said the Gay Subtext 

I can’t believe they’re taking Akamaru but not Kiba kgjhkjdfhgdkfjhgkh KAKASHI HAS EIGHT DOGS OF HIS OWN

So Kiba is coming though this party seems a little large for this kind of mission lmao

I’m not sure what’s funnier that Kakashi is still reading Makeout Paradise or that he has finally stuffed his team members inside a box for their own protection

Me @ those horrified Hokage faces: ....Same

“Wait, who’s holding the front? No one’s theeeeere” KAKASHI PLS

If the Gaara handshake and Kakashi piggyback are the best two minutes of anime I’ve ever seen then this was definitely the worst two minutes the rainbow vomit and Neji’s fall from the sky I will never recover

Naruto’s heart eyes @ Gaara: SAME X2

I guess even Gaara is vulnerable to his Fifteen Year Old Boy Pride

“He was with me earlier but he ditched me” Orochimaru sounds like Sasuke’s bitter girlfriend

REVERSE SNAKE DIGESTION AND OROCHIMARU’S GIGGLE I HAVE NO WORDS

ITACHI PLEASE why would you be so highkey about protecting your brother literally his forehead said “Itachi” I’m livid and yet I’m also living 

Gaara the Hidden Leaf is burning to the ground what kinda priorities 

Filler Sakura is much more into Naruto than Canon Tragic Trashbag-Loving Sakura

I never thought I’d be eager to get back to tragedy and yet here we are

“That Sasuke... he’s bright” Sasuke gets the dad approval and Itachi gave Naruto the older brother approval so I’m not saying you’re supposed to get married but that’s exactly what I’m saying  

Well that’s gross Obito

“Time for my Raijin Flash Super Circle Dance Howl Stage 3″ WHO LETS MINATO NAME THINGS

QUIT TRYING TO SEVER THE PAST SASUKE ALL TEAM 7 WANTS TO DO IS LOVE YOU

“He’s just like a snake” Well this is a perfect time for Sasuke Uchiha, Snake Expert

Yikes @ Minato watching Obito being swallowed by his flesh prison

For about ten seconds I was rooting for Obito to live for Minato and Kakashi’s sake but surprise surprise he continues to be the wooooOooOrst

Every time Sasuke wraps Naruto protectively in his Susano my heart swells three sizes 

“Here, you can have this back” bless you Tobirama

Temari is so supportive she is Team Shikamaru all the way

“Smiling? Both of them?” Sakura is shocked to hear Sasuke remembers how to smile

Tobirama is increasingly embarrassed by the Namikaze clan nerds

Minato is taking the blame onto himself for all that became of his comrades just as Kakashi does, like sensei like student

KURAMA GIVING MINATO INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES FROM WITHIN IS MY AESTHETIC

Tomorrow is Naruto’s birthday and also his parents’ deathday what a yikes life

Minato has saved everyone in the world even after his own death my Namikaze boys I love them so much

“What kind of child-rearing led to this?” Kakashi and Iruka’s lmao

This outro is literally Naruto and Sasuke running to each other on a beach at sunset bless this homoerotic animation studio

“I know you’re not an idiot” do u know that Tobirama 

The real question is who is worse at dealing with emotional intimacy Sasuke or Kurama

Are you honestly still bitter about Naruto’s success Sasuke come on dude learn to adjust

381 Episodes into the series and the Sage of Six Paths gets a name 

At this point there are going to be like 100 Shinobi left in the whole world

Shikamaru doesn’t deserve this 

Can I just say I’m glad Kakashi is in the intro? Because it gives me hope that he will not be Tenzo’d in this arc

“He seems to be in a foul mood” when is Sasuke not in a foul mood

IS EVERYONE ON THE BATTLEFIELD GOING TO EXPERIENCE NARUTO’S LOVE FOR SASUKE I’M SCREAMING

This is a pretty shitty way for Hiruzen to find out his son died

Everyone is pissed off and inspired by all the pain that Naruto has been through

Current list of Sasuke’s titles: Bitch, snake expert and Smart Boi

Fhfkgjhsjghsdkjgh Hashirama is the most beautiful person dead or alive:

Tobirama: We’ll assign the Tailed Beasts based on power balance but you’re required to pay

Hashirama: [whispers loudly] They’re not free?

Tobirama: Shut it!

“A Shinobi’s Dream” is 10/10, inspirational and beautiful episode I love it

“There’s no one more qualified than me to be Naruto’s advisor” I mean that was very poetic Shikamaru but Kakashi is at least equally adept if not more so

KAKASHI JUST SUTURED HIS OWN STAB WOUND THIS MAN IS TRULY MY DREAM

Hiruzen bossing Orochimaru around makes me happy in a weird way

My girl Sakura protecting the whole Shinobi world with her sensei 

KAKASHI COME SAVE YOUR CHILDREN THIS IS YOUR BAT SIGNAL

Sasuke keeps encouraging Naruto to keep fighting and coming back to his side it’s adorable

Kakashi’s babies are back together and he’s getting the live feed god bless

Obito’s dream of just being a ninja in the Leaf was very depressing

This must be Kakashi and Minato’s dream I’ve never seen so much teamwork at once

Kakashi and Obito with Team 7 vkcjbhkjvhbjk oh my goodness my feelings

Tiny heartthrob Kakashi is adorable and I love him

So the reason Kakashi got placed on Team Minato is because he couldn’t play well with others oh my rude little boy

Obito’s struggles being late to everything are #relatable

This is so funny though because when Kakashi’s babies went to the Chunin exam he literally brought Sasuke in like hours late

“A guy’s gotta have a scar or two get some cred” but how many scars must Kakashi’s heart endure Obito

Lmao @ Tsunade calling “hold” for Team Minato to deal with their Emotional Issues

In all fairness to Kakashi, Minato, he did his fair share of lecturing before you arrived

What is it with these boys and sitting atop each other for minutes at a time while reliving their memories together

“I’ve thought that this world is hell too” Minato gets to hear about the burden Kakashi has been carrying for twenty years

“So that’s where Madara is” you’d think the giant wooden dragon would also be a give-away

I’m very concerned about Gaara but I’m proud of him for making peace with Shukaku

I don't know if Hinata's voice actor changed or if she forgot how to do young Hinata or if I forgot how she sounds but something seems odd

My boy Neji!!! I miss him so much

Why are the Hyuga like this I need reformation #JusticeForNeji

Hanabi discovers that her sister is a peeping tom at the age of 5

The fact that sunset on the beach ending is accompanied by the lyrics “I shouldn't love you, no, no, no” as Naruto and Sasuke meet this is truly the Gay Agenda

So many Naruto episodes are just retelling Part 1 events through different perspectives lmao 

Hanabi WHY ARE YOU HAVING A FLASHBACK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TEN SECONDS AGO

I have so many feelings about Neji and Hinata like he is her Excessively Pretentious Older Brother why is his life so sad!!!! Revive him and let him uncle her babies 

“I want to choose my own path without being influenced by anyone else” all of your memories are about how Hinata was being influenced by Naruto Hanabi but I understand your sentiment 

I know this is supposed to be a recounting of a very serious moment but I can't stop laughing about Kakashi's five hour straddle of Obito like sensei like student

“You just lie there, okay?” Kakashi is so gentle with the friend he was just trying to murder  

“What's that?” Hashirama should really be more fazed about being a face titty on his bff

Black Zetsu is such a dick Kakashi and Minato don't deserve this 

Madara: Family reunion?

Sasuke: How about I kill you instead

Madara: Why does everyone I invite keep saying this 

Real talk how does Madara even know what Sasuke's eyes look like if he HAS NO EYES CURRENTLY

This episode is called "The Hidden Heart" and I hope it's a joke about Madara's heart being hidden under his Hashirama face titty

In a way the Tailed Beasts are all like bickering siblings

Nothing livens up a party like auto-cannibalism

Kakashi, three seconds after declaring possible victory: I failed

Gaara and Shukaku's friendship means the world to me we've come so far my tiny murder child

FLY SAND BOY FLY LIKE THE WIND

Hashirama, after witnessing Madara kill literally thousands of people: Madara is fundamentally kind

Tobirama is already pinned down Madara now you're just being mean

“To be honest, I've been wanting to do this to you for a very long time now” Kinkshame Madara Uchiha

Tenzo's jutsu is strong enough to hold off the five Kage and I'm very emo about it

“He's using wood style... who is he?” I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE OF THE THE TWO WOOD STYLE USERS TO EVER EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE ONE OF WHOM IS DEAD

“I asked you what does it feel like to poo” Swirly still asking the tough questions over 17 years later

God bless Sakura shouting words of encouragement as she heals Naruto

Naruto and Sasuke vowed to die together and they are so hardcore committed both of their hearts stopped at the same time

#ayesha liveblogs nahruto shipduden #ayesha talks anime #liveblogging

[kunoichi-ume]

Ume are you doing that ship meme? If yes, you know you have to do it for MadaKaka. Like I shouldn't even have to ask lol

Why yes, yes I am doing it! Please give me something other than school work to think about!

And of course I wanted to do MadaKaka ;)

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Honestly, barring early deaths, time travelers being jerked back to their respective times, and untimely deaths I think they would not cut ties for anything less than the greatest of betrayals. After all the shit they would have to go through to be together I don’t see either of them breaking that off. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly, with lots of denial, obliviousness and confusion until one day it just clicked into place and they couldn’t understand why they resisted the other for so long.

How was their first kiss? - Like the breaking of a dam that had been holding back all their feelings for each other, one of those amazing, earth shattering nothing will ever be the same again kisses. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Madara, he is the far more traditional of the two. Kakashi would not mind living in sin ;)

Who is the best man/men? - Okay so we have two basic times they could be in. In the Founder’s Era Madara would choose Hashirama and to his annoyance, Kakashi would ask Tobirama (you can’t tell me these two would not be total bros). In the modern era Kakashi would of course both Gai and Yamato, no way to narrow that down more and Madara would make Sasuke do it simply on the “we are family” grounds. 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - They didn’t have any, no bride at this wedding after all, but Kakashi joked about asking Sakura to be his maid of honor. 

Who did the most planning? - Madara was far more invested in the idea and did most of it, but Kakashi helped with things like choosing the food and music. 

Who stressed the most? - Despite him acting like this wasn’t a big deal, or that he didn’t care one way or the other, Kakashi did because this is a big step and he has spent most of his life avoiding committing to the people around him outside of work.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (I think it would be a small, simple set up for them, nothing too over the top of fancy just the people who matter the most to them).

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Madara tried to bar Tobirama but Kakashi’s ninkin aren’t the only ones who can utilize puppy dog eyes.

Sex:

Who is on top? - They switch, but most often it’s Madara. 

Who is the one to instigate things? - Kakashi, he enjoys teasing Madara far too much to resist.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends, if they just need a quick fix they are good at getting in and out and moving on but when they have time to really enjoy each other’s company it can go all night.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Let’s be real, they make it a bit of a competition to see who can make the other cum more. 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

So I am skipping this one because I just don’t see them doing this. They would both be fathers if they were with a woman but I don’t see them wanting to have a surrogate or adopt. Their lives are insanely busy and dangerous and adding a child to that mix would be both dangerous and irresponsible. 

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Kakashi, Madara is pretty shite at it. 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kakashi won’t eat anything sweet, the way Madara grew up it was understood that you didn’t know when you might have to go without food so it didn’t matter if you don’t like the taste - you ate because you had to.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Kakashi does this, as the one doing the cooking he is best for it. He once sent Madara to the market for a few things and it did not end well. 

How often do they bake desserts? - Never, Kakashi doesn’t like sweets so if Madara has a craving he gets something small from a bakery or tea shop in town. 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat for sure.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Madara will surprise Kakashi with plans to go out.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Madara. 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Madara did this (remember him trying to light a stove with a jutsu?) It didn’t end well. 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Madara, he is a very “everything has a place and is in it unless its being used” kind of person. 

Who is really against chores? - Kakashi doesn’t get why they need to be done so often, if it looks okay who cares?

Who cleans up after the pets? - Kakashi, but his ninkin are not where near as messy as traditional pets. 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Kakashi, so he can get back to his book. 

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither is likely to stress over it, but really the only people that ever come to their home are the Senju brothers in the past or Team 7/Gai in the present. 

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Madara and it’s probably Kakashi’s. 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Madara, washing that much hair is a process. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Again, they belong to Kakashi but it’s less taking them for a walk and more tearing up a training ground while working on battle plans. 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Neither really cares for the extra fuss. 

What are their goals for the relationship? - Not to mess this up, destroy the village or see the other one cry if they can help it. 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither, both are far to trained to do that. The sun is up and so are they. Now staying in bed till noon? That’s a shared activity.

Who plays the most pranks? - Kakashi is the prankster, he learned well from seeing Iruka and Naruto’s antics over the years, and if he were in the past it would be very important to him that someone does massive scale pranks. It’s a Konoha tradition. 

#Madakaka #Ultimate ship meme #Madara Uchiha #Kakashi Hatake #Hatake Kakashi #Uchiha Madara #purple-possibilities

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Bang Crush Part 1

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“Is this it? Are we at the right place?” Suigetsu asked. I yawned loudly and pointed at the window.

“There are the others,” I said before walking inside the university lab. Guess since our school sucked so badly and we only had chemistry once a week, the board decided to just hand us off to the university and make us their problem now. So, they came with the idea of doing some experiments here so we would ‘learn more’. Either way, it sounded to me like bullshit.

“Mr. nosenseofdirection found his way over here,” Neji commented. I rolled my eyes and sat somewhere at the front. I didn’t feel like dealing with his shit. I was tired, sleepy and cold. I took my hoodie off and folded my arms over my chest.

“Good morning,” I looked up, seeing the teacher walk inside the classroom. He wore this hideous orange tie and a lab coat. His safety glasses were in his blond hair and he had an accent. I cocked my head slightly, examining the man from top to bottom.

“Is it me..Or could he somehow be related to Naruto?” Suigetsu whispered, tapping my arm with his elbow. I woke up from my thoughts and just shook my head.

“No, he has an entirely different head,” I commented, seeing the man almost trip when he walked towards the blackboard. I heard some classmates chuckle and even I cracked a small smile. The man laughed nervously as he adjusted his tie, making it looser around his neck.

“So, I am professor Sunray, but please just call me Nardo.” He looked around the classroom, before rubbing the back of his neck, “Mr. Sunray is my father..Get it?” He laughed at his own joke, though when nobody was joining him he just swallowed loudly.

“Sunray? So, he makes photosynthesis happen?” I whispered to Suigetsu.

“Oh my God Sasuke, that was so fucking lame!” He pushed his stool away from me.

“No..No, it was funny,” I protested.

“Care to share your joke with the class?” I heard the teacher say. I guess he was a little relieved that his class could actually talk.

“I just said...That…” I guess saying this out loud made me realize it really was a lame joke, “You make photosynthesis happen.” There was a moment of confusion in the lab, but Nardo laughed.

“I heard that joke one time before. It doesn’t get old,” he smiled and for a mere second...I felt this warm feeling inside my chest. I looked down at the table. That was odd.

“You guys were sent here to do some experiments. It just so happened I have a free period normally and so I volunteered to teach you, young, brilliant kids. Who knows, maybe some of you end up being great chemists one day,” He grabbed a pile of papers and handed them out. “We received this schedule from your school. If we work hard we might have some time in the end to do some fun experiments.” He stood still next to my table, giving me the sheet of paper. I couldn’t help but to eye his jawline. Damn was I sucker for sharp jawlines.

He explained something, but I wasn’t really paying attention. I was looking at the small blond hairs that somehow managed to escape from the razor blade. It was weird, but I had the urge to just rub my cheek over his to feel the small stumps of hair, tickling my face. His eyes suddenly met mine, he didn’t seem unfriendly at all. In fact, he had this warm fatherly look. I couldn’t look away, he had these gorgeous blue eyes I thought only Naruto possessed, but well...There was proof that I was wrong.

Professor Sunray looked away, his lips still moving. Though I couldn’t hear anything he said. I was focused on those pink lips. His bottom lip was slightly thicker and I wondered how they would feel. I bet he was a great kisser. His hair was short and didn’t quite suit him. If he would let it grow out, his features would become dangerously sexy. It did, however, look soft and I could guess it felt like fur if I would allow my hand go through it.

“Alright, if everything is clear you can start. All material can be found in the lab and of course don’t hesitate to ask me anything.”

“Out of curiosity. Where are you from?” I asked, his eyes met mine again and I felt my chest once again heating up.

“New-Zealand,” he answered.

“Ah..I figured.” I said, his accent was similar to Suké’s.

“What brings you here?” I heard Naruto ask as he raised his hand.

“I recently made a new discovery and I am giving readings about it. I am here for a couple of months.” Nardo looked around and saw no more hands raised. “Alright, begin.”

Oxoxox

“Are you sure we are supposed to heat it up?” I asked as I looked at Suigetsu. He was reading the instructions.

“Yesh, two minutes,” Suigetsu confirmed. I was about to turn the yellow flame into a blue one, but I suddenly felt a hand going through my hair.

“Remember to tie your hair when you're working with a burner.” I stiffened by Nardo’s presence behind me. He was combing my hair back with his fingers and I closed my eyes feeling uncomfortable. I hadn’t washed my hair for two days. It was greasy and ugly and I didn’t want him to touch it..Even though it did felt kinda nice how his fingers brushed over my skull. He tied it up and I turned my head around to look at him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he would wipe his hands on his pants, but he didn’t. In fact, he leaned slightly in and tucked my bangs behind my ears. “Perfect,” he said with a smile, “Now your pretty hair won’t catch fire.”

“Pretty?” I asked, giving him a questionable look. “Don’t you mean weird?”

“No, why would it be weird?” He asked.

“Jeez, take a wild guess? It ignores the laws of gravity.” I joked. He chuckled, his hand going through one of my spikes that escaped. Nardo laughed, seeing it pop back up.

“I think it is cool.” He said before walking towards another table. I looked at his back before lowering my eyes to his butt.

“Sasuke?” I turned my head back at Suigetsu, “were you checking his butt out?’

“Is that a crime?” I rolled my eyes.

“No...I just always assumed you were asexual.” Suigetsu had his perv face on.

“Fuck off,” I said pushing his head away.

“Didn’t know your type was dorky and...Sensei-” I couldn't help but to laugh. The anime girl voice he did was pretty good.

“Shut up,” I looked at the list, “I am going to grab an erlenmeyer.” I walked to the cupboard that was pretty high.

“Aaaww is Sasuke too small to reach?” Neji walked towards me.

“Can you?” I asked him, not even bothering to sound nice. He looked up and I saw shame in his eyes.

“Not really…” He said as a sweat drop appeared on his forehead.

“I thought so too,” I said as I walked up to the cabinet under and climbed on it.

“Should we just ask professor Sunshine?”

“Wow..How gay can a name sound?” I couldn't help but chuckle at my own joke, “My mother used to say. If you want something, you're better off getting it yourself.” I said though she might not have been the best person to take advice from since she did end up in a mental institute. I stood up and opened the cupboard grabbing two erlenmeyers.

“Hey, we don’t climb on things in a lab!” I heard Nardo raise his voice. It turned from this kind voice to such strict one. I automatically took a step back, though taking a step back in this scenario meant falling off the cabinet I was standing on. I yelped and was waiting for my body to just hit the ground, but instead I fell right into somebody's arms. I opened my eyes, I didn’t even realize I had closed them.

“Don’t they teach you these things in high school?!” I looked at Nardo, he was frowning. I looked at the two erlenmeyers in my hand before looking around me. I was very disorientated. “Hey! I am scolding you! Look at me when I scold you!” I turned my head back to him. He had caught me? I felt my heart skip a beat..Why was he still holding me? I was so close to him and I felt so warm. Suddenly I wrapped my arms around him.

“Sensei!” I said, causing him to shut up immediately.

“Yeah, you can let him go now, dattebayo.” I heard Naruto say, “must be getting heavy.”

“I am sorry..” I whispered I didn’t want to let go of him. There was just something about him that I wanted to hang on to. He smelled nice, he felt warm..I felt relaxed. He sighed and I could feel his hot breath on my neck. It kinda turned me on.

I gasped and pushed away from him. What the hell was I thinking? He was my God forsaken teacher. Besides, I didn’t even know him. Was it even possible to feel this way for somebody you barely knew...Of course..Madara must have this all the time. BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BETTER THAN HIM!

“Kids these days,” He muttered, letting me go, “It should be common sense not to climb-”

“In his defense, look at him..He wouldn’t be able to reach anything. He is so short,” Neji just had to make the comment.

“If I wanted a smartass comment, I would have made it myself.” His voice was strict again and I couldn’t help but grin. First teacher that actually stood up for me.

“If you need anything, just ask. Alright?” He told me, “Or grab that small ladder if you are too stubborn to ask for help.” It seemed he knew my character already. I smiled and scratched my cheek. He made me feel so nervous.

Oxoxox

I looked at my calculator and then back at the assignment sheet. These numbers were making me dizzy. Can’t we just use round numbers? Why all these digits? Why were they so necessary? I heard somebody stand up, grabbing their back and handing their sheet of paper in. Nardo, who was sitting relaxed in his chair with his legs up the desk, looked at it and nodded.

“Well done, enjoy your day.” He said. Well...Now I was truly the only sucker left behind in this lab. It was cool Nardo said if we finished filling in the sheet correct, we were allowed to leave, even if the “official lesson” wasn’t over. Yeah..That was 45 minutes ago. When he mentioned the question sheet with ‘three’ questions. I expected something I could answer with sentences, not with numbers and calculations. I put my pencil down and leaned my head on the desk. I was hopeless. I raised my hand.

“The lesson is over, can I leave?” I asked. I expect Nardo to just nod so I could pack my stuff and go. What teacher was willing to waste their time with a stupid pupil anyway?

“Are you done?” He asked.

“With life? Or my motivation?” I asked ironically.

“The questions.” He chuckled, his smile was so beautiful.

“No,” I answered. There was no point in lying. If he was going to check my answers he was going to see they were wrong anyway.

“There is your answer.”

“Sir...Listen..I have been doing this..Math things for six years now. You know what I have learned within those six precious years of my youth?”

“How to start dramatic speeches?”

“And how to give myself a headache. I suck at this! My four math teachers agree, my genius brothers agree even math itself agrees.”  Naruto chuckled, then put down the papers he held in his hand and walked towards me. Right, this was the part where he's gonna just tell me how the shit is supposed to go. I will just nod and say I understand, but I truly don't. Then I can finally go home, binge watch Narcos and eat...Hmm...What shall I eat when I get home.

“Seems you are cracking that nut of a brain of yours, eh?” He grabbed a stool and sat down.

“Yeah, I'm not sure if I should grab some subway on the way home or if I should risk and see if there are any good snacks in the cupboard-” I felt his hand hit the back of my head. ”Come on! This is a legitimate concern of mine!”

“Then you have not many concerns in your life.” He patted the spot he hit a second ago.

“Hnf...I could just buy a sub on my way home. Worst case scenario, I eat both the sub and snacks. But do I really need a 30-cm sub? I mean, sure I can eat it. But...Do I need it?”

“Do you talk about anything else but food?” Nardo asked, leaning on his arms.

“You are making it hard on me...85% of my conversation is about food.”

“What about the other 15?” He asked.

“Five percent are introducing myself, three percent is me answering a question, and four percent is me being angry and shouting.”

“Still three percent left,” Nardo said.

“I already said I was bad at math. There, three percent of my conversations are about my horrible math skills.”

“What is it that you don’t get?” Nardo asked as he leaned in to look at my paper, “Are you just writing random numbers?”

“Uhm..No..I guess..I don’t know.” I said, scratching my cheek. “I just don’t even get what I am supposed to calculate.”

“How did u survive until senior year?” He muttered. I wasn't supposed to hear it, yet I did.

“Asking myself the same thing.” I sighed.

“Okay, let’s start over.” He crumpled the paper and threw it behind him. “Read the question again.”

“Wait, can’t you just tell me how I was supposed to do it?”

“You just want me to give you the answer?” Nardo asked, “How are you going to learn from that?”

“Do I ever learn, though,” I muttered, leaning my head on my hand.

“You should,” He said strictly. I didn’t mean for him to hear my words of self-pity.

“Don’t you have a lecture to give? For like..Your real students?” I asked.

“Listen, I am here till nine P.M. I won’t let you go until you finish these assignments. I don’t mind putting you right next to me on the desk while I give my lecture. In. front. Of. 320. Chemistry. Students. “I gasped. He knew my weakness already!

“You are a monster!” I said.

“Better work fast, my lecture starts in half an hour.”

“Waaaahhh~” I looked back at the paper and read the question again. “I am never going home..” I hit my head against the table.

“But, I am here to help,” He reached to grab my shoulder and squeezed it slightly, “so let’s work together.”

Oxoxoxoxo

“Good job!” Nardo looked happy as I showed him my answers. I looked at the floor. It was hard to believe I finally had it right. The same question I had a hundred times wrong. But at the end..I got it...I knew what they were asking, how to get the information and how to get the answer. Thought it took so long, and it was embarrassing really. However, it beat sitting in front of 320 chemistry students.

“I am proud of you!” I looked up as he patted my head, “See, I knew you could do it!”

“Thank you,” I said. I grabbed my bag and wanted to leave the classroom.

“Hey, I never caught your name.” I turned around.

“Uhm..It is Sasuke.” I said.

“Sazuké?” His eyes widened slightly.

“No, Sasuke. ‘Sa-su-ke’,” I corrected him.

“Ah, that is a nice name,” he smiled his kind smile, “Wash your hair next time, alright?” I felt an imaginary brick hit my head. He noted..It was stupid to think he hadn’t.

“Yes...Sensei…”

oxoxoxoxo Special thanks to the wonderful @emeneska-chan

#Naruto #sasuke #uchiha #New arc #Bang crush #Nardo is Naruto from Gaiden #Just like Suké is Sasuke from gaide #it is my way of saying FUCK YOU ending! #AmazinguchihaBrush #Jelly Naruto

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Why ship Madara and Gai, when you can ship Gai and Kisame and have an actual interesting ‘enemies to lovers’ build up with multiply fights and the increasing aggravation of Kisame wanting Gai to remember him

And Gai never remembering him XD

#I mean ship what you want #but Kisame X Gai has way more promise as enemies to lovers #Gai doesn’t even remember Madara’s name #and that’s legit a name he SHOULD remember #like there’s no reason he shouldn’t know who Madara Uchiha is #either he just does not care #or he’s being disrespectful on purpose #either way I love him for it cuz it’s a mood XD

[purple-possibilities]

you are sick???????? i will come fight your illness for you. like. metaphorically. anyways... kakashi for the character impressions? because, duh.

I am sick :( I’ve got a cold and the world’s most horrible migraine, and life is pain, nausea, and congestion atm.  But these are sufficiently distracting.  I am imagining you punching my illness in the face, and it is satisfying.

First impression

…your name is Poop Death.  Kaka = poop in Greek, Shi = death in Japanese.  He is either the deadliest poo, or poo’s grim reaper.  Nice hair though.  I like the way it flops 

Impression now

Some days I think I am Kakashi.  Other days, I want to marry Kakashi.  I think I am in love with myself.  That must mean I have great self-esteem.  I also love his giggle.  Most fun character to write, because there are so many versions of him.  You could write him a hundred different ways, and I would still call each of them in character.  He’s just super well flushed out and dynamic.  I still love his hair.  It’s super fun to draw.

Favorite moment

This is tough.  Can I choose every moment?  No? Um… I really liked when Kakashi died, went to the afterlife and spoke with his dad.  I mean, I was dying because he died he can’t die what the hell he can’t be dead not after Jiraiya I’m still crying about that! but it was such a satisfying interaction.  You see him grow in that moment, and honestly, any moment where life stops shitting on Kakashi for five minutes and gives him a break is a good moment to me.  Second best is a tie between this giggle and this Hot Blooded Rival Challenge.  Third is his fight with Obito (so beautifully animated, it was stunning.  One of the best fights in the anime, if not the best).

Idea for a story

SO MANY IDEAS.  Let’s see, one that I haven’t mentioned yet…honestly I am sort of writing a story where Sakumo lives.  Canon gets thrown on it’s head, because Papamo is here to be the World’s Best Papa and honestly that’s all I want for Kakashi.  The Adventures of Papamo and Kakachibi, where everyone is Loved and Nothing Bad Happens (or I kill you.  Nothing bad better happen).

Unpopular opinion

I really hate how Kakashi is always saving Sakura.  I mean, I love Kakashi.  I love that he looks out for his comrades, but I think it steals from her own potential as a character.  Lots of people say ‘look he’s always there for her, such a great bond, go KakaSaku they’re soulmates’ but I see it more as ‘look, Kishimoto is stealing another moment for a female character to visibly demonstrate being successful in any sort of battle.’  Kishi tried to make Sakura popular by making her more beautiful, and by giving her a bunch of written qualifications that rarely get demonstrated.  And Kakashi, not being Naruto or Sasuke and thus being stuck somewhere between a supporting role and a main character, gets his glory shots by saving Sakura.  All.  The.  Time.  Half of his BAMF moments are him rushing in to save poor Sakura.  

And honestly, it just feels like he’s stealing from her. Kakashi’s character does many a disservice to Sakura, from not training her properly as a genin, to not training her at all when he’s lying on a bench reading Icha Icha while Naruto tries to split leaves, because there is no point to helping her at all, apparently, even though she is there every day trying to be useful by making millions of medicinal balls or whatever the fuck those gross things are called for Naruto because she wants to help dammit Kakashi get your head out of your ass and pay attention!  Like, she couldn’t be more desperate for attention, you oblivious neanderthal.  Get your head out of your book, stop being lazy, and train her! (ok this isn’t the most unpopular opinion but it bothers me so here we are). 

Favorite relationship

While I love the Rival Challenges with Konoha’s Green Beast, I have to go with Kakashi’s relationship with Sakumo.  Maybe it’s because I grew up watching Full House, or maybe it’s because I have a stereotypical stoic father who I had to force cuddles on until he stopped being embarrassed to be seen displaying any form of affection, but nothing is more special to me than a father who is open about his love for his children.  No “manly” bs, no “he was tough, but I could tell what he meant in what he didn’t say,” no “looking back, I realised he was a dick because he loved me,” none of that garbage.  

Sakumo adored Kakashi and he showed it in everything he did.  Kakashi was his sun and his moon and his stars and his sky and his earth and his air…I love, well, love, what can I say?  There are issues I have with the relationship—Sakumo teaching Kakashi ninja skills and letting him join the academy at four, or the thought that, since Kakashi was a Chuunin, he’d be better off without a dad, but these are things borne from the universe and less from the relationship.  

Favorite headcanon

Kakashi is Sarada’s touchan (daddy) while Sasuke is her otousan (father).  It doesn’t have to be a KakaSaku thing, but that girl deserves a dad, and since Sasuke is out of the village and presumably never speaks to her, Kakashi comes in, helps Sakura through her pregnancy, and helps to raise Sarada.  She just randomly starts calling him touchan one day, and Sakura cries privately later, but they all go with it (even Sasuke, when he finds out.  Sasuke is relieved that there’s someone there to love Sarada in the ways Sasuke cannot express, because he is just too shattered still, and it hasn’t been long enough for the sands of time to blunt his sharp edges).  Sarada still loves Sasuke and knows he’s her bio-dad (it’s hard not to love your biological parents, even if they’re not the best) but Kakashi is the one who takes her for ice-cream (even though he hates it himself—too sweet) and Kakashi is the one carrying her around on his shoulders (her little hands buried in his hair—he keeps it short because she complains that tickles her nose when it’s too long) and Kakashi is there when the kids at school tease her for her glasses, or because her biological father isn’t around (he wipes her tears and teaches her little, harmless jutsu to get back at them—the kids stop messing with her).  

Kakashi is an awkward potato, but he remembers his father, and remembers Minato, and he finds a way to love a little lost child, with a legacy too big for her little feet to walk in (he remembers how he felt, walking in his father’s shadow when Sakumo was no longer there to block the stares, and he wants to keep her safe from that responsibility.  She’s too young and no one should turn out like him).  

And in doing that, part of him heals. Breathing comes a little easier, and everyday isn’t just for the village, it’s for the little girl with stars in her eyes when she looks at her touchan.  He is always over to read bedtime stories (even if he has to keep a clone working overtime in the office while he skips away to tuck her in).  

Again, there doesn’t have to be a romantic connection between him and Sakura, but I think that a sort of blended family comes around, where Sarada has one mom and two dads and (as mouse and I have discussed in the past) Inojin and Boruto are jealous because ‘Why does Sarada get to have two dads? I want two dads!’ and everyone is loved.  Sasuke comes back eventually, or maybe not at all.  But he is always welcome.

This ask meme is here.  If you want to send in a character (canon or OC) or a ship, I’d love to answer this for you! (coming up next is Shino, then Tenzou, Gai, and Genma, Hidan, Adult!Obito, Rock Lee, and Ino but I’d be stoked to answer this for anyone else!)

Already done: Madara

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