#Gandalf

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Happy 4/20 to Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf.

#lotr #lord of the rings #merry #pippin #gandalf #4/20

[elven-sisters]

I've always wondered if elven children are also annoying? 🤔 Gandalf with little Arwen ✨

#lord of the rings #lotr #arwen #arwen undomiel #traditional art #fairytale art #fantasy art #fanart #elf #elves #elven princess #fairy princess #tolkien #jrr tolkien #art #artwork #folklore art #medieval #medieval princess #cottagecore #fantasy #gandalf #gandalf the grey #maiar #funny #smoking #wizard #hobbit #the silmarillion

[autistook]

I am half asleep and started thinking about the Fellowship at the dentist, so:

WOULD THE FELLOWSHIP BE AFRAID OF GOING TO THE DENTIST?

Frodo: No. Goes to the dentist very rarely anyway, as his genes have blessed him with basically zero cavities.

Sam: A little nervous about it, but he goes there regardless. He has cavities, and Frodo convinces him to go. His hands sweat while he is in the chair, and he bows as a thank you before leaving the room.

Pippin: No. He goes there for fun, because he wants to try the laugh gas. Claims to have cavities more often than he actually does, just so he can take a handful of the candy offered for kids when he leaves.

Merry: No. He goes in, flirts with the receptionist, sits in the chair, and goes home.

Aragorn: No, but before he became King and he went there once, there was a shit ton of cavities and it took him like 3 appointments to take care of them all.

Gimli: Doesn't even go. Some of his teeth are probably some gold he struck in his mouth himself to resemble teeth.

Boromir: Terrified. Said "Gondor has no dentist, Gondor needs no dentist" so many times that he was dragged to the dentist (next to his house) by force. He acts all cool, but when he stands up from the chair, its just wet from his sweat.

Legolas: Doesn't need a dentist. Sometimes goes there to hold Boromir's hand and to look at all the equipment in amazement.

Gandalf: Doesnt need a dentist, but goes there from time to time just to sit down on the chair and talk to the dentist and the assistants for hours. He does this so often he has been banned from several places because 'he keeps wasting work time by endless talking'.

And as a bonus:

Bilbo: Passes out the second he sees the drill.

#i was supposed to sleep but for some reason i thought of them at the dentist like WHY #autistooks midnight thoughts #lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #pippin #pippin took #tolkien #merry brandybuck #peregrin took #lotr merry #the fellowship #fellowship #aragorn #boromir #legolas #gimli #gandalf #samwise gamgee #sam gamgee #frodo #frodo baggins #bilbo #bilbo baggins #legolas greenleaf #gimli son of gloin #boromir son of denethor #jrrt #middle earth #lotr headcanons

[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

#lotr #incorrect quote poll #incorrect text posts #incorrect quotes #lotr incorrect quotes #lord of the rings #lotr fandom #lotr characters #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #merry brandybuck #pippin took #aragorn #legolas #gimli #boromir #gandalf #tolkien #tolkien polls

[born-to-seek-and-destroy]

I let my friend whose never seen lotr name lotr characters

#aragorn #aragorn son of arathorn #gandalf #gimli son of gloin #legolas #legolas greenleaf #lord of the rings #lotr #the two towers #the fellowship of the ring #lotr frodo #frodo baggins #lotr samwise #sam gamgee #samwise gamgee #pippin took #merry brandybuck #boromir #eowyn of rohan #eowyn #lotr eowyn

[living-carto0n]

Just a thing I stole and edited

Don't remember the original post bc it's been a while but it was the "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" "that's *nameguy* he's been following us for 3 days" meme and had most of this shit...

All I did was change "following" to "creeping on", added some (un)necessary captions such as "srry wot" and "*horny elf sounds*"

I also redrew the bodies of Gandalf and Frodo(is that the name of this guy? IDR), and made slight alterations to gollum (changed his cup to a phone with camera flash on, changed hand position)

#lotr #shitposting #shitty mcshitpost #memes #posting dumb shit #gandalf #frodo baggins #bilbo baggins #baggins #gollum #funny #meme

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

#dyktc polls #polls #gandalf #the lord of the rings #category: live action #category: movies #hey guys just a regular poll here don't look too closely

[facts-i-just-made-up]

#lotr #gandalf #big naturals gandalf #gandalf big naturals #dolly parton #unreality? #what do i even tag this #im going to hell

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#i don’t think this has been done before??? #maybe it has if so sorry 😔 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #lotr #jrr tolkien

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

#humor #shitpost #pls help #lotr memes #lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #gandalf #jrr tolkien #hobbits #po tay toes

[catchymemes]

#lotr #quotes #frodo #gandalf #lord of the rings #tolkien #twitter #text

[cuprumbao]

the fellowship

#i love those brief moments in the movies when they are all together and having fun :'') #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #gigolas #samfro #samwise #frodo #aragorn #gandalf #gimli #legolas #pippin #merry brandybuck #boromir #digital art

[robots-scare-me]

the con crunch sleep deprivation caught up to me at the con so i took a nap before the cosplay contest

#gandalf big naturals #gandalf cosplay #gandalf #gandalf the grey #lotr cosplay #lotr #lord of the rings #cosplay #wizard tittys #wizardblr #wizard tumblr

[brigwife]

#merry has an appropriate reaction here i think #It gets better when you remember that mithril shirt was a gift from Thorin to Bilbo #frodo baggins #medium naturals #lotr #lord of the rings #gimli #gandalf #merry's face lmao

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#lord of the rings #lotr #gandalf #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

[illustratus]

#lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr #ian mckellen #christopher lee #gandalf #saruman #wizards #the fellowship of the ring #fellowship of the ring #peter jackson #film #behind scenes #cinema #photography #photograph #j.r.r. tolkien #tolkien #jrr tolkien #wizard #staffs #staff