#Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

[myriaeden]

Starlord Icons

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[imomnba-x07]

GOTG 3 SPOILERS

Do you think Rocket purposefully speaks the way he does now as a form of rebellion because the High Evolutionary would always correct his improper English? Do you think he uses language as a form of control now? Language was the only good tool the High Evolutionary gave him to use and by using “improper grammar” Rocket feels he has control and freedom over how he chooses to speak? DO YOU THINK-

#rocket raccoon #gotg v3 #Gaurdians of the galaxy 3 #gaurdians of the galaxy #gotg3 spoilers #rocket gotg #gotg #gotg vol 2 #peter quill #mantis #drax the destroyer #high evolutionary #groot #nebula #gamora

[sweetdees-gf]

im sorry but guardians of the galaxy ending is 9/11 for people with adhd and attachment issues.

#gotg vol 1 #gotg holiday special #gotg vol 2 #gotg v3 #gaurdians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #peter quill #gamora #drax the destroyer #marvel groot #nebula #adhd post #mantis

[kookies2000]

I have only ugly cried to two films! Puss in Boots The Last Wish, and Kung Fu Panda 2! Only the worthy deserve my tears!

Watches Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3

OK FINE!!! Three films have now made me ugly cry. I hope Guardians of the Galaxy VOL.3 enjoys the salty taste of my tears!!!

#gaurdians of the galaxy #vol.3 #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #puss in boots the last wish #kung fu panda 2

[ieatadoptmepets]

So I just finished gauridans of the galaxy volume 3, spoilers ensue

I cried three times. I don't wanna watch it again and put myself through that agony but I can't wait for it to be on disney+ so I can properly experience that. I can't exactly scream in terror and agony in a crowded theater.

The whole shit with the flashbacks with rocket's friends made me so sad. It was the most gut wrenching thing in any marvel film. Only black panther 2 compares to the emotions of this film

And the music was fucking great. It's always been amazing but the music goes hard. It opens with an acoustic version of creep by radiohead playing and rocket singing alone which is the best. And it ends with the dog days are over playing and everyone is dancing and it's so cute because it paralleled to the dance off in gotg volume 1 and it was so sweet. Drax cried and he danced with the kids my heart melts.

Rocket saving all the baby raccoons and accepting that he is a racoon made me sob all over again like once I started I couldn't stop. There were so many animals there to save and they saved them all because that's what the freaking gaurdians of the galaxy do

Peter freezing in space directly parallels to that scene in volume 1 or 2, we all know it and adam saving him is literally anything. Did anyone else notice when he put his hand out, it looked exactly like that adam and god painting? I mean his name is literally adam, they did that on purpose.

And cosmo, I love her so much. She's such a good dog she's a baby and she's mine I love her so much. I wish she was real because you know what her and krypto would be besties

But again the music because I forgot it was the fourth time I cried. The first end credit scene with rocket and the new gaudians, him asking the little girl what her favorite artist is and her saying britney spears and korn was hilarious. But then rocket saying his favorite song is come and get your love made me sob all over again ajdydjaixjchch. And god the fucking end credits having pictures from volume 1 and 2, my heart can't take this

But enough with the praise, the criticisms:

Why was literally the only Black character the one that reeked of nazism? Why did the entire conflict, all the villains of the movie feel like they drew inspiration from nazis, the holocaust, concentration camps? That shit isn't to be played with for hollywood fun, it's history to be taken seriously. And literally the *only* Black character was the big nazi guy. He's trying to create a perfect society by experimenting on hundreds of species and keeping them trapped in cages. And he does it because he saw the racism and bigotry on earth. So that's fuel for the conservative's fire

It's a good movie but the "subtle" racism just ain't fucking it

#gaurdians of the galaxy #gaurdians of the galaxy volume 3 #gotg vol 2 #gotg vol 3 #peter quill #star lord #gamora #drax the destroyer #drax #mantis #groot #nebula #kraglin #cosmo #rocket raccoon

[mrwolfhare]

It's 4 am, woke up once more with a slight headache, which means I need help figuring out some important stuff.

How old is Rocket Raccoon in the MCU?

According to the internets, average lifespan of raccoons in the wild is around 2 to 3 years, but in captivity their lifespan is around 15 to 20 years, which makes sense as I heard some wildlife think their flesh can be quite delicious when roasted over a flamepit.

Male raccoons reaches sexual maturity at around age 2, just to help indicate how quickly they can age into adulthood.

Average human lifespan is around 79 years. Best way to work out Raccoon to Human years I found is: Human age = Raccoon age x (79 / 15)

Do note that the High Evolutionary might have had a breeding or cloning plan to always have stock of Earth animals for testing and experiments, which means HE could have visited Earth during the late 80s and still have stock to experiment on in present day, reason why Counter Earth home decor screamed 80s.

Another thing to take into account is Rocket's augmentations could have increased his lifespan as well.

Also remember that Rocket aged really quickly at first, from the moment he was experimented on up to the point he escaped, he went from baby (first word being "Hurts") to little kid ("It blue. What sounds?") to young juvenile ("They want to kill us in the morning") .

Now add into account that the in universe timeline for the movies were GotG Vol.1, 2015, GotG Vol.2, 2017, GotG Vol.3, 2026. That means there has been 11 years between bounty hunting on Xandar to saving kids and animals on Knowhere.

In the first movie he stated he doesn't have much of a lifespan left anyways, that could either mean he might have calculated his aging himself, or that he was just severely depressed. Either fits him.

Final thing to take into consideration, his criminal record from Nova Corps: 13 counts of theft, 22 counts of escape from incarceration, 7 counts of mercenary activity, 15 counts of arson. That is a lot of stuff he did, and it is highly doubtful he could have done all of that in just one year.

Now to the question at hand. I feel the youngest he could have been to have done all he did up to being on Xandar with Groot is 5 years old, which is like around 26 in raccoon years. What do you lot think?

#Rocket Raccoon #gotg #gotg vol 3 #gaurdians of the galaxy #gotg vol 2 #gotg vol 1 #mcu #marvel mcu #raccoon age #spoilers #gotg3 spoilers

[ghostshalo]

What are some of your favorite songs from Gaurdians of the Galaxy? (It can be from any movie)

(once again this is my Spotify profile 💕)

#guardians of the galaxy #gaurdians of the galaxy vol 3 #vol 2 #spotify #music #marvel #rocket raccoon

[distracted-milkshake]

JIMMY URINE WAS IN GotG vol. 2?!?!

I didn't recognize him! And i noticed his character in specific! Fuck!

#gotg vol 2 #gotg #gaurdians of the galaxy #jimmy urine

[chaos-cave]

For those who have seen Guardians Of The Galaxy 3 and know the version of Groot that I am about to reference this will make the joke funnier I promise.

My brain whenever Adult Groot was just head and some limbs crawl around in that one scene with Drax in the 3rd movie:

🎵🎶Spider-Groot, Spider-Groot does whatever a spider groot can

Spins a Web any size catches thieves just like flies

Look out

Here comes the Spider-Groot

Is he strong?

Listen bud

He's got radioactive alien tree blood

Can he swing from a thread or branch?

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Spider-Groot

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time

Spider-Groot, Spider-Groot

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Groot

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Action is his reward

Look out

Here comes the Spider-Groot

Spider-Groot, Spider-Groot

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Groot

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Action is his reward

Look out

Here comes the Spider-Groot

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time

Spider-Groot, Spider-Groot

Does whatever a spider groot can

Spins a web, any size

Catches thieves just like flies

Look out

Here comes the Spider-Groot

Spider-Groot, Spider-Groot

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Groot

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Action is his reward

Look out

Here comes the Spider-Groot!!!!!!!🎶🎵

#Spider-Man Theme Parody #marvel #gaurdians of the galaxy #gotg vol 3 #vol 1&2 #stan lee

[feralmamaofthevoid]

I have been watching WAY too much emotional shows and movies lately. So much crying over fictional characters.

Nimona

Critical Role campaign 2 (ep 25 - 30)

Critical Role campaign 3 (ep 64)

Gaurdians of the Galaxy vol 3

And rewatching Stranger Things

I need some fucking comedy and laughter in my life!!

Any suggestions???

#nimona #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #critical role campaign 3 #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #stranger things #need laughter stat #im tired of crying #all the feels

[higeredivy-blog]

My favroute films of 2023 so far ranked

1. The Flash

2. Barbie

3. Gaurdians of the galaxy vol 3

4. Shazam 2

#the flash #barbie #gaurdians of the galaxy #shazam 2

[robertsbarbie]

MCU REWATCH: Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

“What I’m trying to say is sometimes that thing you’re searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along. And you don’t even know it.”

#userjamie #marvel #marveledit #gaurdians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #drax #rocket raccoon #groot #mcu #mcuedit #gaurdians of the galaxy vol. 2 #rewatch* #mine* #media: mcu #mcu rewatch: gotg vol. 2 #movie: gaurdians of the galaxy vol. 2 #‘eris why do you never post your edits at viable hours?’ because 💜

[myriaeden]

Baby Groot Lockscreens

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[afraidofheiqhts]

Groot is Spider-Man, but in tree form

#has this been done before? #when he’s riding that alien thingy in Vol. 2 he shot the equivalent of branch webs #now i cant unsee it #sorry #groot #peter parker #spiderman #i really need to sleep and not stay up all night #Spider-man #gaurdians of the galaxy #gaurdians of the galaxy vol. 2 #spiderman: ffh #spiderman: far from home #spiderman: homecoming #marvel #endgame #infinity war

[crimsonthorn-yeetus]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever witnessed James Buchanan Barnes pick up Rocket Raccoon and turned that lil Raccoon into a shooting ceiling fan in that battle scene in Avengers Infinity War.

#james bucky barnes #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #rocket raccoon #gaurdians of the galaxy #gaurdians of the galaxy vol. 2 #avengers infinity war #infinity war #marvel #mcu #bradley cooper

[avenge-spidey-blog]

Do you know what makes me angry? That people don't acknowledge the fact that Drax last word before he disappeared was "Quill?". He was calling out for his friend to do something, to help him understand what was happening, to calm his nerves because gosh, he just saw people disintegrate into the air. People need to notice how scared Drax was and how he wanted his best friend to help him.

#sorry im kinda fired up about this #drax the destroyer #drax #peter quill #starlord #marvel universe #marvel #mcu #infinity war spoilers #infinity war #avengers infinity spoilers #avengers #avenger #the avengers #why is gamora #help me im sobbing #gaurdians of the galaxy #gaurdians of the galaxy vol. 2