#George also cooks the best food because he's good at a lot of things and Audrey is his mom

[mirohlayo]

F1 DRIVERS TAKING CARE OF YOU

ON YOUR PERIODS

including mclaren, ferrari, mercedes + verstappen, ricciardo & gasly

・WARNING : mention of period/cramp, fluff

・NOTE : i didn't wrote it in fem reader so this is for anyone who is menstruating

!! english is not my first language !!

ᦈ OSCAR PIASTRI 81

he would be the most caring and understanding boyfriend. he knows how painful your period cramps are and he hates seeing you suffer like this. so he does his best to help you, either by buying you your favorite snacks or putting a hot water bottle on your stomach. hums in your ear sweet words like "everything is okay" to boost up your mood. lots of kisses on your forehead to keep your energy. also he'll plan in advance your others periods to make sure he'll be ready to take care of you when they'll come back.

ᦈ LANDO NORRIS 4

poor boy would be completely lost at first. he doesn't really know what to do, he starts panicking because he doesn't know how to ease your pain. so he would call his sisters to get help and advices. he'll do everything they told him to do : buying you extra snacks, making hot tea and any warm drinks, start a stock of painkillers. he joins you in bed, tucking you close to his body and cuddle you with tons of kisses here and there. he would also gently massages your tummy because he thinks it ease the pain. literally became the sweetest boyfriend.

ᦈ CHARLES LECLERC 16

he doesn't think twice before running over the store to buy you your survival kit. i know for sure he would blush really hard when the cashier scans the pads right in front of him. but then run back again to your apartment to check on you. he won't leave your side, he's stuck with you until your periods end. he'll always ask you if you're fine, if you need anything, if you want something. when your only answer was "you" he'll get so shy but happily cuddles you, pressing some kisses on your poor tummy. he just hopes pain would disappear because he doesn't want to see you suffer.

ᦈ CARLOS SAINZ 55

like when you're sick, he knows how to deal with your periods. princess treatment on top. he would cook your favorite food and put your favorite movie on the tv. he keeps an eye on you from the kitchen and if he hears you growl from pain he's already next to you in a second. also prepares you a hot bath to relax your stomach from cramps. he'll put all his being and all his efforts to make sure your periods are a little less painful. he won't rest for a whole week, and of course he doesn't forget to fill you with so much love, like with soft kisses on your cheeks.

ᦈ LEWIS HAMILTON 44

literally the softest boy ever. he hates when you're on your periods because it looks like you're going to die. he perfectly knows what to give you. all you need to do is to rest on the bed and the rest he takes care of. he's just so caring, so sweet and gentle with you. he would constantly rub your stomach, sometimes pressing a hot water bottle on it. he'll also play with your hair, just do anything to distract you from the pain. he makes sure your full attention is on him and not on your cramps. and if so, he'll curse the cramps because they make his poor baby suffer.

ᦈ GEORGE RUSSEL 63

he would 50% knows how to handle it and 50% messes up. like of course he's aware of your cramps and how much it is painful. but he's thinking about one million ways to help you to go through it that he ends up getting headaches. he would do literally anything he thinks is good for you. some things work and some just worsen the pain. and he'll panic about it, stress fills his body. but you reassure him, and after you told him what he needed to do, everything was finally okay. he becomes so much caring, and he's so gentle with his touches. he'll learn about it and you can count on him to make you feel better, thanks to his cuddles.

ᦈ MAX VERSTAPPEN 33

periods ? he always forget them, but don't worry he's always ready to help you and to take care of you. he gives you extra comfort and extra treats. tea, snacks, hot things to soothe the pain. if you crave something he'll literally search it everywhere for you. his lover needs the best treatment during periods. but i feel like he would be curious about it, and while you're laying on the bed he'll ask you about periods and how painful it is. just to understand better in order to be the perfect caring boyfriend for your next periods.

ᦈ DANIEL RICCIARDO 3

what is even periods ? first time you told him you were on your periods he didn't get it. but then he saw your painful face and he knew something was wrong. when it's your first day he always stresses, he doesn't know how to act anymore. like completely lost. but he quickly put himself together and manage to take care of you. he's for sure joking about it sometimes, like teasing you gently just to put a smile on your face. but he knows how painful it is and so he always ends up in your arms, his head on your tummy as he sleeps and strokes your waist. he hopes this ease your cramps.

ᦈ PIERRE GASLY 10

he transforms into a strict boyfriend. because he wants you to rest for your whole periods time. he asks you every minutes if you're good and if you need anything. you just keep saying that you're all okay but still he's not completely relaxed. if you sigh softly he's already overthinking about it, thinking something is wrong. so to calm him, he would pull you into his arms, your head on his chest. kisses the top of your head and rubbing your stomach with one hand. he'll end up sleeping with you too, and dream about how long your periods will be, because he can't hold seeing you suffer from it.

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #lando norris x reader #oscar piastri x reader #charles leclerc x reader #carlos sainz x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #george russel x reader #max verstappen x reader #daniel riccardo x reader #pierre gasly x reader

[lilywastaken]

⇝ SLEEPING + CUDDLING HCs !

CC!Dream, CC!Sapnap, CC!GeorgeNotFound, CC!TommyInnit x GN!Reader.

SUMMARY: how cuddling with some of my fav CCs would be like!

WARNINGS: SFW!

A/N: my first headcanons! I'll probably do a part two soon with some of the other CCs (quackity, karl, jack, etc), but I'll see! Please please please don't forget to reblog or comment if you enjoy the post, it helps a lot!! Thank you so so much for reading!! <3

MASTERLIST.

Also on Ao3!

DREAM:

I feel like Dream's love language is mostly physical touch, so he'd be the most willing to cuddle.

And although he probably has a very fucked up sleep schedule and only gets to cuddle you for a few hours before you wake up, his soft touch and warm body is so worth it.

If you're asleep by the time he gets to bed, he quietly sneaks underneath the covers and instantly searches for you with his arms, wrapping around your waist and pulling you into his hold.

He mostly likes being the big spoon, pressing your back to his chest so he's able to snuggle his face into the crook of your neck and press soft kisses along your skin, smiling if you giggle or try and playfully wriggle away from his affections.

But just because he's normally the big spoon, doesn't mean he dislikes being held.

There are a few days where he just wants to collapse into your arms and let you hug him, run your fingers through his soft hair while he snuggles his face into your chest.

Much like everyone, he likes being held and comforted at times, it just reminds him that he isn't alone, and that whenever he has a bad day, he can come to you so you can make it better.

This man will drop whatever he's doing if you ask for a quick cuddle session. Training for mcc? He can train later. Cooking dinner? Food can wait. In the middle of a stream? The mute button exists for a reason.

Speaking of streaming, if he's live without his face cam on and craves affection, he will most definitely text you non-stop to come and sit on his lap so he can hold you while he plays.

Doesn't matter if it's Minecraft or some first person shooter, he'll manage. You're more important, after all.

SAPNAP:

Much like his best friend, Sapnap's very touchy when it comes to his s/o.

His hand is always either intertwined with yours or slipped into your back pocket when you're outside, the need to be close to you too much for him, and it doesn't really change in private.

Whenever you're lying down, be it on the sofa or in bed, he will always find a way to be draped on top of you or holding you to his chest, depending on his mood.

Sometimes he wants nothing more than to be held and kissed, and sometimes he just wants to hold you flush to his chest and nestle his face into your hair.

How he wants to cuddle fully relies on his mood.

If he's sad or angry or annoyed, he just wants to be held and coddled, with his head either resting on your lap or on your chest, eyes closed and eyebrows furrowed as he waits for you to run your fingers through his hair and massage his scalp, an action that turns him into putty almost immediately. Sometimes when he's too pissed off or upset, he keeps quiet, letting you do your thing while he clings to you; but if he's feeling up for it and you let him, he'll rant about whatever got him in a mood, appreciating your patience when it comes to him.

But, if he's in an actual good mood, happy or cocky or confident, he feels the need to show off, in a way. And so, he hugs you tightly to his chest, your legs wrapped around his waist as his hands run over the soft skin of your stomach, head snuggled right next to yours as he whispers sweet nothings and presses sweet kisses up and down your jaw and finally your lips.

GEORGE:

George is a heavy sleeper.

And because he's a heavy sleeper, he doesn't realise what he does at night, and it makes it quite hard for him to be woken up during his sleep.

He makes sure that he's always pressed up against you, be it with his chest against your back or with your legs wrapped around his waist, his head resting on your chest as he snores softly.

If he can't fall asleep (which is unlikely), he stares up at the ceiling while he plays with your hair, braiding it or running his fingers through it or simply pressing his face into it, enjoying the softness of the whole situation.

And although it makes up for really great and warm cuddles, it's a bit uncomfortable when you have to get up to go to the toilet or to start the day, his arm heavy over your stomach as he sleeps, peacefully unaware of your struggle as you try and get him off you.

Normally, you just cave into his warmth and snuggle into his side, brushing through his fringe with your fingers and running them over his sleeping features, pressing kisses over his jaw in an attempt to wake him.

Spoiler alert, it doesn't.

After a few hours of just lying there either scrolling on your phone or admiring his beauty, he finally starts to stirr, letting out soft groans and moans as he moves to hold you properly. He smiles at you and wishes you good morning, and when you try to move, he pulls you back, asking for "a few more minutes" to which you audibly groan, but succumb to his ministrations.

He isn't really a touchy person out in public, but he always makes sure that he's holding your hand, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles. But when you're alone, he lets himself indulge in your touches and hugs, running his warm hands over your skin under your shirt as you lay next to him, eyes drooping closed, threatening to once again fall asleep.

TOMMY:

Taking the sleepover vlog with Ranboo as reference, Tommy seems to sleep in a fetal position like most people, which makes me instantly think of curling up with him like that.

Assuming that he's way taller than you, you can easily snuggle your back up to his chest and let him hold you, your legs resting on his as he lazily holds an arm over your waist, drawing weird patterns onto your tummy or waist until he falls asleep.

If by chance you're taller than him, I'd like to think that he probably wouldn't think of changing the way he sleeps just to cuddle, so you sleep back to back, with him curled up with his own pillow until you feel him turn over and drape himself over you like a blanket, head lying on your shoulder as he softly snores.

That reminds me, snoring. Although it doesn't really relate to cuddles, I see Tommy as a big snorer. Like even asleep he has to make as much sound as possible. He always denies it as well, even if you've had his head right next to yours the whole night or even if you've recorded him, he refuses any claims that he snores.

Moving on, cuddles during daytime with Tommy are… an experience.

If you're sitting down on a chair or even on the floor, expect to be tackled from behind and picked up. You'll end up flailing your arms in surprise as he attempts to move you into a better position to cuddle, which normally ends with both of you on the floor.

Apart from the mini heart attacks you get from his sudden explosions of affection, cuddling with Tommy isn't that bad. He secretly likes being held sometimes, even if he screams at you whenever you bring it up amongst your friends, resting his head on your tummy or chest and falling asleep happily while you talk about whatever.

#dream smp #dream team #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dream smp imagine #dream smp headcanons #dsmp hcs #dreamwastaken #dream #dream x reader #dream x you #dream imagine #dream headcanons #georgenotfound #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound x you #georgenotfound headcanons #sapnap #sapnap x reader #sapnap x you #sapnap headcanons #tommyinnit #tommyinnit x reader #TommyInnit x you #TommyInnit headcanons #sbi

[ieatsmallorphansnamedtom]

Everyone asked about other bachelors falling in love, I am waiting for someone to ask how will it be if it's Alex because I love him. But I guess it will still be some while till someone actually ask knowing how he is, so I'll step forward & humbly send my request to you~! Thank you for writing all these headcanons. They are very lovely to read! I love how it enrichen my vision of them. ｡･✰

Alex Falling in Love with the Farmer Headcanons

Hi anon! Sorry if this took too long. I was also waiting for someone to ask for him lol. He's a great bachelor! :D

As I'm fairly certain it's stated in his ten heart cutscene, Alex liked you from the start. He was somewhat aware of it; he did notice he took a physical liking to you, but always assumed it would leave with time. You two just hung out as friends for a while.

It only hit him smack in the face that day he told you about his mother. All of a sudden, it's 'wait, why am I even telling them this?', followed by, 'oh-'. He's sort of just... awkward about it all. Like 'yup. Alright. This is happening.'

After you leave, he goes straight to his grandparents. I mean, they've been together so long, they must know something to help him! He tries to be vague about it, but it comes through anyway. He thinks he's mastered the art of disguise while not-so-subtly dropping in hints like farming every two sentences.

He's quieter, but somehow also manages to show off even more. If that makes any sense. He likes to hear you talk. With his whole backstory thing going on I imagine he's got a lot on his mind, so it's nice to just take a break. Plus, you've always got great stories to tell.

As for the showing off, well... it can be insufferable. He manages to get a bit too in your face at times, but he only means the best. You bet he'll be waiting outside your door at six in the morning ready to do whatever heavy lifting you need. You may or may not use this to your advantage to make him clean up the animal poop.

His feelings for you are fairly obvious. Long stares from across the field, arms over the shoulder - all that stuff. He also gives you lots of compliments. He knows what it's like to be called worthless (and I assume have low self-esteem from it) and he doesn't want you to end up that way. He can tell whenever you're down and goes to lift you back up as best he can.

"Hey farmer! Your farm's looking great. I heard you were feeling down lately, wanna talk about it?"

You get a TON of Evelyn's baked goods. Mostly biscuits, of course, but sometimes you get shortbread or muffins or even a slice of cake! Alex tries his hand at cooking too. He wants to get better to impress you (and his grandmother).

George is super proud. Finally, his (to be honest: quite lonely) grandson is getting a proper friendship (not to throw shade on Haley, but before the farmer moves in, she's not really friendship material)! Evelyn is a bit more clueless to the whole romance thing going on between you two, but once George fills her in on it, she gets to work inviting you over almost every night for dinner.

Speaking of the grandparents trying to get you two closer, Evelyn has randomly mentioned Alex being single. She means no harm, but it's very obvious she's trying to nudge you two together. It's cute, though. And you get a ton of free food whenever she does.

"Oh, hello dear. I just finished making these with Alex," (she did not, in fact, make them with Alex), "we were just talking about any future relationships he might get into."

^ Poor Alex is left dying in the corner.

Alex actually gets a lot more insecure. He's just nervous about messing up in front of you. He doesn't want to risk losing another person he loves. Just seeing you makes his heart all fuzzy - it's crazy.

-~-~-

I hope you liked this, anon! I think Alex is great. He was my first choice when I started my first save file. Sorry if this took a little too long, but I'm glad I got around to it.

#ieatsmallorphansnamedtom #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #stardew valley alex #sdv alex x reader #stardew valley alex x reader #sdv x reader #stardew valley x reader #alex sdv #alex stardew #stardew alex #sdv evelyn #stardew valley evelyn #sdv george #stardew valley george

[weepingwriter]

Proxy Headcannons

TW: I couldn't find anything but please feel free to comment if I need to edit!!

–The Proxies Overall–

Their working with the Operator has allowed for all three to gain enhancements of their normal abilities. 

All of them are stronger than average and faster than average

They can regenerate so long as they are close enough in proximity to the Operator.

They have better hearing than most normal humans.

They are ranked above pastas. The system is a hierarchy so very few proxies actually exist under the Operators rule, but many pastas exist. 

—Brian Thomas—

This man is massive. He stands at the towering height of 6’6” and weighs around 220 lbs. This man could crush your head like a watermelon between his thighs if he really wanted to. 

Out of the three proxies, he probably has the best relationship with the operator. This isn't because he has a good relationship with it, but because he is the one who fights his control the least. 

“Hoodie” is just a persona of sorts that Brian puts on when he works. He does this as a way to cope with the reality of how his life has changed since he started working for the eldritch being. 

For him it’s like acting. He steps foot into a character and steps out as soon as the job is over and his mask is off

He only wears his mask and hoodie when he’s working as well, this feeds into his dramatization of his work.

This isn't to say that Brian is still his same bubbly self as he was in college. This life has still hardened him. He has become a paranoid, harsh, shell of himself.

Brian tends to be the most manipulative out of the three. He can play Mr. Charming and gain the trust of others easily. He will use whoever he can to get whatever he wants.

He’s very good at reading people. He tends to be a rather social butterfly and makes friends much easier than Tim and Toby. 

He definitely blames himself for dragging both Tim and Jay into this life. 

His favorite weather is when there’s lots of thunderstorms and heavy rain. It tends to help him sleep better at night.

His favorite genre of music is probably old country. Think Johnny Cash and George Jones. He despises most new country though. If he’s not listening to that then he’s probably listening to 90’s grunge. 

He prefers to use CDs and cassette tapes rather than phones or computers. He just enjoys the aesthetic of it a lot.

His favorite game is Mario kart, specifically on the Wii.

His favorite food is biscuits and gravy. He’s a southern boy so it’s a comforting, cheap meal that he can make rather easily.

Probably the best cook in the house when he does cook. He doesn’t do it very often because of lack of supplies however.

—Tim Wright—

Chronic smoker. Like a pack-a-day kind of guy. It’s the first thing he does in the morning.

Funnily enough he still brushes his teeth after every cigarette if he can. If not, he’s chewing on a stick of gum right after.

Big man as well, but definitely shorter than Brian. He stands at around 6’0” even and weighs near 210 lbs as well. Think of your typical strong-man build

He’s the shortest of the proxies, but he makes up for it in brute strength. This man is like a fucking tank, he can and will run someone down if he gets the chance.

He probably fights the operator the most when it comes to allowing it to fully take over. He’ll do his job as asked so long as it allows him to stay in control of his body.

He definitely has the shortest temper. Ever since he was forced into this life Tim’s limits have been pushed and he tends to lash out on whoever he can in the moment.

He also tends to be rather insensitive even to his work partners' needs or emotions. In his mind, this world is do or die, there’s no room for thoughts and feelings about how these things work.

Tim enjoys alternative music, more on the softer early 2000’s rock side, but he’s also grown rather fond of Brian’s country music as well. His favorite band is probably three days grace or breaking benjamin

He tends to hum little songs through the day when he’s off duty, often when he’s doing mundane tasks like chores and whatnot to fill the silence. Sometimes, if he can get his hand on one, he’ll still practice the guitar on days off.

Very very private man. He doesn’t like talking about his past, his problems, his life, his anything. He’s got walls around him stronger than steel and very few people are allowed in.

For a while he held a lot of resentment towards Brian but he had since gotten through it. Sometimes when they fight however he does bring up their past in fits of anger. He never really means what he says though.

Is by far one of the most loyal men you will ever meet in your life. No matter how many fights with Brian and Toby he has he will remain by their side and stick up for them in any circumstance. He does not take kindly to anyone shittalking his teammates.

An early bird. Tim enjoys having the mornings to himself so he can sit outside and sip on a cup of coffee. Because of this, he tends to be in bed by 10 pm at the latest to make sure he gets enough sleep.

His favorite time of the year is spring. He doesn’t like when it’s too hot or too cold outside. Surprisingly, he does like to look at flowers as they remind him of his mom and his life before all this.

His favorite flowers are magnolias

—Toby Rogers—

Toby is the second tallest within the group, standing at the height of 6’2”. He weighs about 155-160 lbs. He absolutely loves to pick on Tim because of their height difference.

Tends to be the most hostile to new people due to his lack of social skills. He’s rather untrusting and wary, especially of older men.

Is rather indifferent about his facial scarring. Really the only reasons he will cover up with a mask or bandage is if they’re out in town and they need to be inconspicuous.

Despite him being on the leaner side Toby does have this abnormal strength about him. Definitely has a sleeper build. When out in public he tends to wear more loose clothing that hides his physique but at home it's all tank tops and muscle shirts for training. 

Has a lot of sensory issues. He hates to be in loud or crowded places for long periods of time. He’s learned to get over it with time, but being at home in his room is definitely his preferred place. 

He cannot stand the texture of some clothes. If it doesn't feel right then he literally will not wear it. Same goes for certain blankets or sheets even.

He spends a lot of his free time either reading or drawing. Toby has a rather overactive imagination so he really immerses himself into his fantasy worlds that he creates

Toby by far has the most difficult relationship with the operator. This isn’t because he fights like Tim does, but simply because it takes the worst toll on his body and mind. Because of the lapses in memory and overworking of his body Toby ends up hurt or drained for days, sometimes even weeks after missions.

He definitely is the most okay with the work they do. He doesn't really feel any guilt or other emotions when it comes to his victims. To him they don’t really exist outside of this little vacuum of work. He barely even recognizes them as human.

Toby definitely is the clingiest out of the boys as well. He has his few select people that he enjoys being around and he tends to linger around them when possible. He’s not one for much physical touch with friends however, he just needs to be able to see them.

His favorite genre of music is probably metalcore/electronic metal. He really enjoys Bring Me the Horizon, Linkin Park, and Motionless in White. He however will listen to just about anything and has the most diverse playlists in the house.

His favorite season/weather is Winter. Toby loves the snow and how crisp and soft it is. He could spend hours outside when it snows. 

Toby is actually the usual cook in the home. Despite his usual depiction, he has a rather steady hand especially when he’s concentrating on something. His tics tend to be more verbal anyways than physical.

This man is scarily fast. Genuinely if he had gone to high school he would likely have been a track star. He can run a mile in just under six minutes. If a victim does manage to escape from his teammates, he's on their asses faster than they can blink half the time. 

Toby has very few memories of his life before the operator. He knows faintly of his family and their names but he cannot remember faces or voices. Trying to make him remember anything further often leads to rather bad episodes for him, so Tim and Brian do their best not to bring up his past or ask too many questions about it. 

#marble hornets #creepypasta #slenderverse #tim wright #ticci toby #hoodie marble hornets #creepypasta headcanon #slenderman proxy

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

kann you do headcanons/oneshots for gustav in 2003/2004 who has ein crush on fem reader who's in the band. Like Her und Gustav make milkshakes together, und uhm other foods. And they're always laughing and he gets super blushy whenever she's giggling? Kann reader also be someone who likes to dye their hair a lot und gustav helps her sometimes, or watches her do her makeup? Danke schon!! (I'm so sorry for my englisch 😭😭😭 it's so bad)

(hello! Sure I can! Enjoy, schön!)

Gustav Schäfer's Crush

I feel like he would be able to hide his feelings fairly well

But you catch him at times and there is no going back

Once he is discovered it's over

But he is nice, sweet and pretty cool with you before

He would help you with little things even if you could do it alone

Just always somehow with you no matter what

Seems like a duo of best friends but truly crushes

He admired from afar ever since day one and even as you guys got older

When Devilish was just starting out you guys were practicing you always found a way to somehow annoy each other for giggles

He's be walking behind you and poke you with his drumstick and then flee when you come after him

Especially in that little apartment house thingy we say in videos

Would grab your shit, run and have you chase him only to lock himself in a room

He trapped himself really

Watching TV on the couch with his head in your lap

You guys thought you had crushes pretty well but looking back on it as you guys are older-

That shit was so obvious Tom, Bill and Georg were begging you guys to put them out their misery

Somehow always got lost staring at you as you laughed, smiled or just stood there going over practically anything

Legit mesmerized

You guys somehow found a tradition of making milkshakes together

He got the ingredients out, you got the bowls

You guys would sometimes surprise each other with a new milkshake, you would make his and he would make yours

But most of the time he had your favorite milkshake flavor and just how you liked it down in his mind to a T

You guys were cooking a lot with each other but most of the time it ended in chaos

You guys got banned from the kitchen a lot

Blame him, he threw dried rice at you and then you threw a soda can at him

Nobody's fault really

He finds pride in making you laugh

Be it tickling, jokes, making fun of things or making a fool out of himself

He just liked making you laugh

In interviews he would say something that resulted in you laughing, and you would just be giggling under your breath, sorta hiding your face in his shoulder as he's all smiling

A little blushy I'm not denying it

Gustav saw your little journey of natural hair to dyed hair the whole way

He likes how you look natural haired and dyed haired

He thinks you look pretty either way but if it makes you happy he doesn't mind it

He was the one you asked to help dye your hair for the first time

He sucked at it but it somehow turned out alright

Was proud of his (your) work very much so

He more admired from afar when you guys get older because he doesn't trust himself not to get it in your eyes or moss some spots

But watching you do your makeup is a MUST

He sits behind you as you work on the mirror and stares

He doesn't think he could do the makeup very well but he likes your process

He thinks you look more amazing without it though and is the one to tell you you don't need it

But if you like it and feel good, he'll happily watch you

Maybe get suckered into buying you some

#tokio hotel #tokio hotel imagine #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel georg #gustav tokio hotel #gustav schäfer x reader #gustav schäfer #gustav schafer #tom kaulitz #georg listing

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

So, I was explaining the plot of Obey me! shall we date to @loekas​ 

And here it is:

FYI: Everyone in Obey me! is emotionally constipated as F U C K

I just know that the Obey me lovers are about to come for my soul

Lucifer- pride

Basically a total asshole and prick. He constantly overworks himself. He has threatened to kill the MC many many times. He punishes his brothers in cruel ways. ( A sadist ) To make things better though, he is hot, i’ll give him that.

Mammon- Greed

A thief, will fucking steal from you. He is the MC's best friend and fandom's favorite although he acts greedy like my little brother during Christmas so I fail to see the appeal and cry blood whenever I see smut on him bcz he acts like a spoiled 5 yr old brat who loves his mom but will never admit it. You could hold a gun to his head and force him to say it but he will not

Leviathan- Envy

What a loser, honestly. All my man does is play video games and simp over underage waifu's. ( YOU CANT TELL ME RURI HANNA IS NOT LIKE 8 ) He 10/10 has a body pillow. Also attempted to kill the MC, even though MC is his only friend ( thats sad ). A hardcore gen z and hated by a lot of the fandom. Shut in Otaku and a creepy discord mod.

Satan- Wrath

Daddy issues who?? Lucifer is his dad and he HATES when he is compared to Lucifer because spoiled brat doesn't want to be like that "ugly old man". He was created out of Lucifer's wrath when their sister died and since then everyone sees him as a replacement for their dead sister he hates it. The kind of guy who would smash random objects when angry bcz of temper tantrums. I don’t feel bad for him because??? Daddy issues??? Suck it up, Lucifer isn’t even that bad your just salty he’s hotter. Also purge that outfit rn, that's a crime to fashion.

Asmodeus- Lust

A boy but so girlypop??( No hate I love girlypop boys ) Probs fucked every human, demon and angel in existence. Gossip queen and mean girl. Never trust him with secrets, he would tell the entire school. Horny 24/7, honestly a big cheater and fuckboy. Regina George 2.0, will make fun of your outfit because he wants to look better. That pretty girl that you go to talk to but turns out she has a nasty attitude and talks shit about everyone?? Thats him. Then he gets mad when people call him ugly??? Also compliment fishing on Insta all the time.

Beel - Gluttony ( older twin )

Genuinely sweet. Himbo, super muscular?? He plays sports, that one high school jock that EVERY girl has a crush on. Crying and temper tantrums when he is hungry and not given food. Tried to eat MC when he got hungry- but he apologized to MC and now they are cool. Man child tbh

Belphegor - Sloth ( younger twin )

I bet y’all were WAITING for my opinion on this one

I hate you. Murderer, literally everyone hates him. Nobody in the fandom likes him because he actually succeeded in killing the MC but they were brought back to life by the demon king and his butler. Dangerous mf, MC forgives him though?? Once you get to know him he is just a sleepy baby that wakes up with murder on his mind lol. But then again EVERYONE tried to kill MC, he was the only one that succeeded. Ngl he is pretty bad at pretending to be a defenseless human, I didn’t fall for it but the game made me go in there anyway.

Simeon- angel

My man could rail me but he would hate me irl. Holy man, jesus is good you all are unholy. Sweet? Kind? Talented writer? Grandpa that can't learn to use devices no matter what?? Everything I need in a man. Wears a slutty outfit but acts like he is all angelic and kind. Like- ✨sinful shoulders✨

Solomon- Sorcerer

Grandpa Sol. Can’t cook to save his like, Yor Forger level but even worse. Never eat his cooking, even Beel refuses to eat that monstrosity. Makes the most annoying dad jokes ever like stfu. Sussy Baka fr fr

Luke- cute baby angel

Simeon's adopted son, MC is his role model ( much to Simeon's dismay ) bcz my MC be unholy asf. Loves baking MC sweet things ( Luke pls can I marry your dad-? ) but hates when MC flirts with his father figure ( Isn't stopping me ) He is a chiwawa as per EVERYONE. Woof woof

Barbatos - Hot butler

The demon prince's hot servant, I like the butler kind. Would probably smile while insulting the shit out of you. WIll make you regret all your life decisions. Also has time manipulation where he can look into the future and stop it from happening by turning back time. The demon prince's father figure.

Could you please take me back to when I failed my math test and help me fix it-?

Lord Diavolo- Demon Prince

Demon prince, spoiled child, himbo, MC's source of secret income. When Lucifer doesn't let the MC or brothers do something they talk Lord Diavolo into changing Lucifer's mind. Biggest sweet tooth ever. Daddy Issues 2.0. Sugar daddy material, probably has a secret relationship with Lucifer.

Mc- Human

The most insane human being to ever exist.

#my honest opinion on obey me #obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me lord diavolo #obey me mc

[mormon-character-tournament]

My OC's name is Lehi Jackson (I actually named him after my science teacher who was a member of the church lol). There's quite a lot about him, but I'll sum it up the best I can.

He was born in 1958 in Minnesota to two members and he's the middle child of five children. He grew up in a pretty strict and religious household. He was also somewhat a pyromaniac, but he tries to control it. He making fires through lighters and his own inventions. He was a smart man and loved science and robotics from a young age. He was a studious kid and, after serving his mission in Santiago, Chile, he attends BYU Provo.

His Freshman year was a struggle for him. Not academically, but for himself spiritually and sexually. Lehi's a gay guy and he kept that a secret from many people throughout his entire life. However, he found two guys in college who he was interested in and they were interested in him. They kept their secret as hushed as possible. But when these two guys started doing things Lehi just couldn't morally accept, he decided to leave this relationship and focus on academics above anything else. He graduated earlier than he expected and started getting to work. He was steadfast and passionate about machinery and managed to work as a freelancer.

A handful of years after college, he felt pretty lonely. Having grown up in a community where family is strongly encouraged, Lehi always wanted to have a family of his own. However, he didn't want to be with a guy because of his devotion to Mormonism, but he didn't want to be with a woman because he didn't want to use or manipulate anyone's feelings. Having always wanted a child, he decides to adopt an 8 year old girl from Chile since he served his mission there and still practices his Chilean Spanish.

Her name is Emma and he instantly fell in love with her. He treated her the best he could and tries to be the best father he could to her. He did spoil her a little and was a bit over protective, but he tried not to smother her either. Since she's from another country, he tries to find a community and people she could relate to. He also learned how to cook food from her heritage and spoke in Spanish with her often. He also spoke with her in English a lot too to make sure she was able to communicate well with her peers.

When Emma was 16 and out on a date, she and her date were murdered in 1988. This drove Lehi into a depression and a strong disdain for guns. For the next year, his grief and mourning turned into anxiety, paranoia, and cognitive disturbances. During this time, Lehi watched some politics and George HW Bush was just elected president. Knowing of Bush's pro-gun stances and the Stockton shooting, made something snap within Lehi. Out of rage and despair, he modified one of his flamethrowers and heads to the White House. He attempts to burn down the building and the president, but he only ends up burning himself alive on the White House lawn.

Now he's in a purgatory with other fictional political assassins and learning how to overcome his struggles and trauma.

Here's his face, but I'm still debating on whether or not I should give him the beard or not (there's also another version with a mustache, but I haven't made it digital yet lol)

Sorry if this was a lot, but I hope you like him <3

So this story emotionally destroyed me 💔

I love Lehi and the complexity of his story and also he looks very polite (for an attempted assassin)

Also I did get your correction, he was born 1954, not 1958! Good to know.

Is this part of a story you are planning on publishing? I would love to know more!

I hope everyone is having a great conference weekend!

#queerstake #mormon characters #oc

[mr-squidgy-jr]

Alfred jones headcannons

Alfred has anxiety

His anxiety helps with his super strength: humans have the ability to lift 3000lbs or around 1 ton and previously someone managed to lift 6,720 lbs. the person who lifted 6000 pounds trained rigorously, but to lift 1000lbs, someone goes into a state of “hysterical strength”. like those stories of people lifting vehicles to help people or protect people. And conveniently we see Alfred easily lifting vehicles. My theory is that Alfred found a way to force himself into that state when he was young so he could protect his family and he has since trained himself to be able to lift more that that. Anyway this is just because I liked to idea that he wasn’t just born with superstrength like everyone assumes. can you imagine though , some countryyelling at Alfre that he started with an unfair advantage when he was younger and Alfred just angry because he tried so hard to reach where he is but everyone just assumed he was lucky?

This is kinda already a thing but he is scared of ghosts and clowns. Arthur summoned a lot of things when Alfred was little brining on later fears. Of course his Freind like to take him to haunted places Alfred can see ghosts. When he was little he would hang out in the graveyard and just talk to them, his family wasn’t around, what else could he do? He thinks everyone else can see them and thinks they’re all just good at hiding or is just very strongly in denial about his abilities. Sometimes he will wake up and things are cleaner than before or he feels a hand on his head disappear. Sometimes he’s cooking and will be like, “George can you hand me the cinnamon” and it will float over to him and he won’t question it at all until later.

because Alfred can see ghosts, they really like interacting with him. One time he was forced to go to a haunted house and naturally all the ghosts were begging to speak to him. The spirit-box would say his name, the saw the most things in the corner of his eye, and he was told to play piano as a trigger and played a duet with a ghost.

also Alfred can play piano pretty well, though he prefers violin, even if he annoys Austria by calling it a fiddle. He befriended kugelmugel by becoming music buddies with him.

he frequently hangs out with the micro nations, sometimes he buys them snack for their meetings( the reality is that he makes them form scratch, only the best for his buddies). He is related to most of them or has emotionally adopted or been emotionally adopted by their families.

he is fascinated by many things, especially animals. He also seems to be an animal whisperer. Animals will swarm him like he’s Snow White especially when he plays the fiddle. Australia will also call him if they find an animal that needs comfort and Alfred is very willing to be a animal mama.

Alfred only has one leg( he lost the other in the civil war to the confederacy) but he’s still amazing at dancing! He was nervous to try it again but Ivan managed to lure him back to it. Most of the time they end up dancing together.

Alfred is super cuddly with everyone. He tries to respect boundaries but if someone likes affection he will cuddle them for loooong periods of time. He gives his freinds kisses on the forehead when they are stressed, know how to help sore muscles or limbs, makes the best comfort food and is a good listener if he really tries. Sometime Ivan gets jealous of all the attention other people get from Alfred. Though usually when Alfred is stressed he seems out cuddles with Ivan or Mathew. Francis is a little awkward and Arthur isn’t great with emotions.

#aph america #aph alfred #aph hetalia #aph rusame #aph russia #aph canada #aph face family

[trashbag-baby666]

hey!! Yesterday I found your headcanons and ships and, well, I read all about BoB in you masterlist. I love it!

Can you (if u want) make some headcanons about a reader being the kid of the ships? like a reader with spierton parents(?)

Thank U

Hello love! Now realizing I haven’t wrote for BoB in awhile but I had good inspo for this! So I did like a different scenario for each parent partnering!

Getting your heart broke with Spiertin:

-Your first ‘heart break’ in high school is a rough time.

-Carwood is ready to buy you anything whether it’s food or comfort items at the drop of the hat. He hadn’t seen you that upset since you thought you lost your favorite stuffed animal at a park.

-Now Ron oh god. He’s ready to kill the person who broke your heart. He’s of course their to listen to you vent out your feelings.

-He definitely calls your heart breakers parents and give them his two scents about their child.

-Speirs would 100% take you to go break shit to get out your anger!

-Carwood and Ron make you write down all your feelings about it on a plate and smash it to pieces to get out those emotions.

-At the end of the day Ron and Carwood are literally the best they can be for you!

Coming out FTM trans to Webgott:

-You know Joe and David are going to accept you but you’re nervous. So when you cook them their favorite dinner and sit them down you’re literally shaking in your boots.

-You tell them and they’re over the moon about it. David is ready to take you to get your haircut, get new clothes, order new binders, ect.

-Joe is ready to help you pick out a name if you don’t have one. He also calls all his friends to tell them he’s so excited for you. (with your consent ofc).

-Joe and David love suggesting names for you and trying them out on you.

-When you finally settle on one they have a mini coming out party with “it’s a boy” balloons and cake.

Getting Bullied at School with Luztoye:

-When George (who’s a stay at home mom because I said so) gets a call saying you’re in the nurses office with a black eye. He literally drops everything and is on his way to get you.

-When Joe hers home and hears about this he’s LIVID! Like Speirs, he’s ready to kill a mother fucker!

-So Joe teaches you basic self defense like throwing good punches and how to block them.

-George gets in plenty of arguments between the principle and the school recourse officer trying to get things done.

-You’re low key so embarrassed but kind of thankful.

-When you see your bully out in public while you’re hanging out with Joe they literally don’t dare to fuck with you again. They saw Joes big toned arms and his tattoos. They decided it wasn’t worth it.

-George discourages violence as a solution but sometimes it is a fare one!

Growing Up On a Farm With Baberoe

-You learn responsibility’s quick as soon as your able to walk on your own.

-Between mowing the lawn, letting out the chickens, milking the goats, or making flower arrangements to sell at the local farmers market you can do it all.

-Gene teaches you to leave the world better than how you found it.

-Babe gets you started in the kitchen with cooking with fresh vegetables and making desserts with the fruit.

-You learn a lot about Genes pagan healing culture and Babes street smarts.

-So you’re a mix of being a country kid but having the knowledge to be street smart.

-You absolutely adore all animals. You bring in the barn cats when it’s really cold, you make sure all the animals are fed correctly, and everything else.

-Babe and Gene just did a good job raising you to be nice to the environment and animals!

#band of brothers #joe liebgott #david webster #webgott #luztoye #george luz #joe toye #speirton #ronald speirs #carwood lipton #baberoe #babe heffron #eugene roe #modern au #head cannon #thanks for the request!

[witchthewriter]

I really enjoy your blog and I like fanfiction in general so your blog was very good to run across. Also English is not my first language so I apologize if parts of this ask are a little hard to read.

Sun :Sagittarius, Moon: Sagittarius, Rising: Sagittarius, MBTI: INFP-T, Hufflepuff House

I'm a straight man who uses he/him pronouns

I'm 5'11" with short very curly black hair, I have dark brown hair and and an olive skin tone and I'm a little chubby.

Personality: I have ADD, ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I I am a generally laid back person and when you first meet me I am cautious and reserved but once I get to know you I open up and can become pretty outgoing. I am a shy person and get flustered easily. I am a romantic at heart and truly enjoy making other people happy and feel cared for. I tend to be unfocused and I bounce around from interest to interest.

Hobbies: I am an avid reader of both fiction and non-fiction and I enjoy studying architecture, mythology, and aviation. I love the outdoors and hike/camp regularly, I like science fiction especially star trek and stargate. I also love cooking and enjoying food of all kinds. I also enjoy painting and art in general and take painting supplies hiking and camping with me to paint what I find.

Dislikes: I do not like large crowds or any type of public activity that makes me the center of attention.

Want one? Here be the rules 🦋🌈

Your Sun, Moon & Rising IS ALL SAGITTARIUS?! OMG. Also, there's no need to apologise for your English, it's literally great? Probably better than most who have grown up in English-spoken households.

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒏:  ✧ Self-assure ✧ Confident ✧ Courageous

𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Arwen because I think she would make you feel like the world isn’t so scary. She would love being around you, and let you talk about your interests for hours (uninterrupted!) 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Teaches you how to ride a horse, that’s if you do not know. If you do, then she lOVES racing you in the woods

・You guys would definitely go hiking every single week, and probably end up camping as well

・She loves sharing her knowledge, and you learn a lot from her. 

・She loves being held; snuggled in your arms

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

That you love the outdoors as much as she does. Many people don’t understand that the earth gives us great power, and she loves that you have a passion for it.

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

I think your best friend would Frodo, or maybe Samwise - someone whose loyal and understands how important friendship is. 

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Ginny Weasley - and the book version. No offense to Bonnie, but the way Ginny was portrayed in the movies was catastrophic. Absolutely no personality. So yeah, I ship you with Ginny!

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・She loves flying with you - that’s where you guys spend the most time, up in the air, chasing each other on broomsticks

・You guys met at Hogwarts, probably while being in the same classes

・She stood up for you because Malfoy was being an absolute prick. And you realised that not many people would do that. 

・You saved her during the Battle of Hogwarts, and she saw you in a romantic light. From there, she wanted to live life to the fullest, so she kissed you. 

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

How your mind works. She’s fascinated by your neurodiversity and how you think through things. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

George Weasley, he’s the more emotionally aware/mature one. You love his sense of humour, and you help set up pranks. Actually, you probably end up working at the joke shop. 

𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Sansa Stark. After what happened throughout the beginning of her life, she was uneasy when it came to men. She didn’t want to even think about marriage. But then you came along. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・She makes things for you - she’s a very good seamstress, and likes to create handmaid pieces for you. 

・You love baking her lemon cakes! Those are her favourite!

・She loves when you lean your forehead against hers, it feels so intimate

・Dinnertime is her favourite time of the day, because she gets to sit down and eat with you. This time is reserved EVERY DAY, because she’s usually doing her duties since she wakes up. 

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Your sensitivity. And she loves that you make her feel safe!

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

Probably Brienne, she would teach you how to defend yourself. And she would love hearing facts that you’ve learnt. 

#ships #open

[returntosaturn271995]

December 20th-25th: Holiday Roundup

This year is a definite improvement over last year. For one thing I'm not crying over a break-up and a lost job. Lately, things have just had a lot of potential, and thanks to a well-placed Botox needle and my commitment to sunscreen and hydration: I have aged backward (I'm sure).

Reading: Finally finished "Shrines of Gaiety" - very Peaky Blinders with a dash of Agatha Christie and at 450 pages, not a small feat. I love ambiguous endings, happy or unhappy. I will definitely read more Kate Atkinson. I'm in the middle of "You Are More than You Think You Are" (daily meditations, meant to be consumed slowly), "Sapiens" (600 pages on all of human history, casual), and was gifted two more Samantha Irby essay collections from Zach and Natalie for Christmas. In order to hit my 50 book goal next year, I've got to get 5 down in January.

Writing: Before I'm out of this year, I am transferring all the written quotes from my well-worn journal into three places. The jokes are going into my tight ten, the stories are all getting dumped into a narrative doc, maybe even a Google Drive for organization, and my daily inspirational quotes I'll crib for the next notebook. Maybe I'll even write some of them hear and rank how great of advice I think it is in hindsight/how I can improve upon it. Also I have very much enjoyed how good I've been about Journaling this year, starting in March it got really consistent and that's where the progress got better too. That's the thing about journals: they have the side effect of turning your life into a narrative (even if it's a boring one) and then you can start to find a way to root for the main character. God forbid, you could even learn to improve her behavior (except for all the dirty stuff because let's face it, that's fun).

Cooking: Ugh. This one is brutal. I'm trying to order less takeout and it's like taking a banana away from a gorilla. Except I'm the gorilla and the banana taker. My likely insane goal is to not order takeout for the rest of the year, but how about we (me and the voices in my head) allow me to order it on the 27th? One more time for the day I'm least likely to have groceries/the will to grocery shop.

But also really Erin? You can't make it 9 days without ordering food.

...

I don't know. We'll have to see.

For the family's '70s-themed Christmas party, I made Dad's green bean casserole with potato chips as breadcrumbs. This was actually an unnaturally impressive feat as our kitchen was filled with people, dishes, incorrect ingredients (used buckwheat flour in a pinch) and the burners and oven were temperamental at best.

Political Awareness: Donald Trump is just fully quoting Hitler now. Abortion rights and regulations are cruel (and bigger in texas).

Loving Relationships: Mom and I spent a day together shopping at Stanford for Dad's present (a space-themed lego set because he is a child at heart). Dad and I watched Love Actually with George (giant German shepherd, settled between us as a very unlikely lap dog). We spent Christmas Eve at Barb and Jack's who are basically the godparents I never had. Lauren and Eric came over with Rosie who is just now starting to walk and talk and IS in fact the love of my life. Ash and Zach braved a visit from their Dad and Zach, Natalie, and I shared a joint on the porch. Got a Schitt's Creek Monopoly game and Chanel Perfume from the White Elephant and Dad respectively. Lots of family love. Lots of Mess.

Saw Nathan (from the Southwest flight) in Palo Alto and we ended up driving back to SF together and making out all night. His new place is gorgeous and weird like most San Francisco apartments. There's even a little rabbit in a hutch outside.

Getting Outside: Stanford is beautiful, Half Moon Bay is gorgeous, and I love the look of the Redwood trees. My goal is to go on a hike before I leave...but I leave in 2 days so that goal may have to take a backseat to me sitting and watching old seasons of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Dressing with Style: I rocked the '70s theme with high tops, acid-wash jeans, and a loud Apres Ski-style sweatshirt. There was also a delightfully tacky tree headband that lit up. Lauren also gave me a ton of her old clothes because the woman has a shopping addiction. Not that I'm complaining- I'm currently organizing and tallying everything. I'm going to have to ship some of this stuff separately.

Cleaning/Organization: This place is a zoo, but I've managed to keep my private space as neat as possible. Even making my bed even though the bed keeps changing because it's chaotic here. I've also managed to get mass amounts of laundry done and a set of dishes in the kitchen. Also in January, I'm going to have cleaners come in for the kitchen and bathroom (and maybe my room while they're there.) Organized spaces = organized mental states.

Yoga: My yoga has been on and off, but stretching is key. Even if it's only 10-15 minutes at a time. Even if it's only 3 minutes. My mat isn't here with me but I can groan over my hamstrings on the carpet- I assume. Haven't actually done it since I got on the plane.

Cardio: I walked barefoot on the treadmill to Christmas music for a mile and it was weirdly life-affirming. Any walk is a walk. And I also downloaded an app called TreeCard that plants a tree for every 10,000 steps you take. I'm currently at two tress because mama loves a walk. Also got reunited with my running shoes I left here last month and plan to purchase another pair in the new year.

Meditation: Kept up with it 5/7 days this week which isn't as amazing as I have been doing, but it's always a great reminder to drop vertically in the moment instead of constantly reaching for a distraction as a form of release. Meditation is healing and important. It stretches time.

Comedy: While I haven't really written any new stuff, I've definitely enjoyed watching a ton of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and general funny shit. I need to find a different angle in to incorporating it in to my routine.

Sleep/Hydration: I'm actually so impressed with how my sleep sorted itself out naturally with the new job/and how much tea throughout the day helps me feel physically and emotionally lighter.

Job: Looks like I'm getting a raise mothahfuckahs!

Good shit is coming. I am so so so so lucky.

[meteorjam]

Geon Headcanons

Part 1: Getting together

They pine for each other for ages and its awkward for everyone involved

Gwen eventually has a talk with Leon about confidence and courting and Leon is determined to make his feelings clear to George

Leon’s really bad at it. Extremely terrible. A very awkward flirter according to all the knights that physically cringe anytime Leon compliments George on things like polishing and organizing well

George does NOT get the hint but is definitely thinking about Leon more often now and trying to push down his feelings so he can just focus on his duties because liking a Knight of Camelot would be highly inappropriate of him

When Yule comes around, Leon gives George a set of candles he bought at the market and a poem he wrote to accompany them. George tries his very best not to short circuit in public. He just fills his journal with his confusion that night and in the end strikes most of it out.

Leon also bought him a very nice quill for his birthday three months prior that George always uses now.

The Knights just start scheming to get them together because literally everyone in the castle is fed up at this point. They place mistletoe everywhere. It didn’t need to be everywhere but that didn’t stop Gwaine, Percival, and Elyan from hanging it on every doorway. It’s an absolute disaster that results in a lot of awkward encounters for nobles and servants alike and even ends in one gauntlet being thrown down before the whole court much to Arthur’s displeasure. It works though, just not the way the knights expected.

Leon and George do eventually get caught under the mistletoe and they’re both just… staring at each other. Just frozen in place very tense in some corner entrance way outside of the great hall. Leon assures him they don’t actually have to kiss, and George just says, “I am not fond of public displays of affection.” At this point Leon just kind of gives in and decides to shoot his shot because now is as good as ever to get rejected and asks George to have dinner with him. After floundering around for a bit trying to form a proper response (much to Leon’s amusement and agony) he agrees.

Everyone’s betting on how awkward their first date is bound to be because, come on, they were absolute disasters for months. Much to everyone’s surprise, it’s not awkward at all. George is much more open when they’re in private and they both just have so many things in common and have already been talking for months and it just feels right to be around each other.

George feels comfortable around Leon. Like he’s understood and free to be himself without being judged. Not that George has particularly cared about what people think of him for a while now but still. It’s nice. Leon genuinely laughs at his jokes, loudly at that and George finds it endearing. Leon respects his boundaries without question, never complaining when he isn’t in the mood to be touched. And, when he needs it, the knight is there to comfort him.

Leon feels light when he’s with George. He finds his presence comforting even when no words are exchanged as they sit side by side, both pouring over the day’s reports and checklists. George makes him smile with his jokes and various amusing stories about general servant shenanigans he most definitely does not approve of. When he’s stressed or visibly upset, George makes his favorite meal and makes time to talk it over with him. He leaves Leon notes on particularly difficult days and Leon carries them with him like a lifeline to cling to.

Leon is still a Knight of Camelot who faces danger daily and is a leader to many. The weight of the lives of the men Arthur puts him in charge of resting heavy on his shoulders. George is still a servant taking on too many responsibilities and taking not enough time for himself. They manage to find a refuge from the storms of life together.

They’re just so lovely I’m!!!! I do also headcanon George as ace and neurodivergent and Leon as grey ace.

Their combined dad joke energy is astronomical.

#BBC Merlin #Merlin #George the Servant #leon the long suffering #Geon #Had a dream that Leon came home injured from a mission and George was big worried #and they really just are living rent free in my head #George just going off about dumb things happening in the castle and venting to Leon is a big mood #me projecting my dislike of PDA and selective touching onto character??? never #omg Leon coming back from missions and the servants just teasing George like #'a certain knight just rolled into the Citidel' #and George like swiftly moving to look out a window when he's out of sight from them #n e way #i have many many thoughts I love these two NERDS #George also cooks the best food because he's good at a lot of things and Audrey is his mom #The juxtaposition of leon being fearless in battle and an experienced night #and then just coming home and being soft after a long patrol #I mean he tells dad jokes all day every day anyway #but its all about having a safe place to come home to #my headcanons #Geon Nation Rise

[honey-milk-depresso]

Sam x Reader please and fluff one, Nevan meets reader and Sam is being cute jealous shadow please

Nevan Prince, Sam's childhood friend and a music teacher of RSA!

TWST Sam being jealous of Nevan (Adult s/o)

Nevan kept buzzing Sam about you.

"So who are they? Do they like music? Are they into hip hop? Are they good at convincing principals to let teachers and students go on field trips?"

Stuff like that. And Sam decided he would finally introduce him to you.

And Nevan was ecstatic!!

"OH MY SEVENS! HI!! I'm Nevan Prince, I'm Sam's best friend from when we were in the crib! You are SO lucky to be with him, oh my god, and he is so lucky to have you!! You're stunning, and he says you're super cool, and I totally believe that now because WOAH!!"

His talkative, upbeat and hyped attitude stunned you for awhile, but also charmed you. Nevan was... quite the charismatic man.

He starts talking to you a lot. And it's pretty much about everything.

Sam, RSA, NRC, when he was a student, music, George the Frog, food...

So many things. Nevan was super humorous and comedic that it made you laugh countless of times when you talked to him.

"So, have you guys went out on a date yet?"

"No, not really. I mean, we're both really busy with work.."

I guess Sam never really knew what was going on in Nevan's head when you said that, cuz he just nodded his head at you afterwards, but GOSH was Sam doubtful.

Nevan just seemed to steal your attention a lot, and when he was with you, you just talk about Nevan all day long with him. Seriously? I mean, his friend is certainly cool, but cant you talk about something else instead of JUST HIM??

One day, you received a text from Nevan saying he wanted you dressed well. Sam got so frustrated when he heard about it, he wanted to confront Nevan about it. What's his deal with you and him? Why is he so chatty with you? As soon as he found Nevan (thanks to you giving him the desinated location of where Nevan wanted you and secretly him to be), he was so ready to question him.

But was distracted by the olive green eyed man himself.

"S/o! Sam! Just in time! Here is your table~" Nevan greeted, bowing his head and moving away to a table. Sam had only realized the place the three of you were at was... a nice fresh and clear area in the forest at night, with fireflies dancing and willow trees swaying. A table was in the center of the forest, as Sam just blinked.

Nevan had asked the headmaster of RSA to contact the headmaster of NRC to give you two a day off for tomorrow, and he set up the entire date setting for you two to enjoy. With George of course-

"Wow! Sam! We're finally getting that date we yearned!" you smiled sweetly at your ebony and purple haired boyfriend.

As you skipped to the table, Sam feeling guilty turned to Nevan and whispered to him.

"Hey... sorry." "For what?" "I... doubted you.."

Nevan blinked, but smiled regardless at his friend. "Hey, it's okay. Right now, I wish the best for you and them, and most importantly, I'll do anything for my bro."

"Even cooking frog legs?"

"Absolutely not- oh my god-"

Sam's joking- don't worry- he loves George-

Reblogs help! ^^

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[basilly]

roadtrip || irl!p!karl x reader

. request: Hi! Can I request a fic where Karl and reader are best friends, and they go on a road trip and move in with Dream and sapnap? With she/her pronouns please? Thanks!

. i think(?) this is platonic since you said best friend + i did this in headcannon form, i could not write a whole oneshot for this at the time

. pronouns: she/her (not rlly mentioned)

. You and Karl had been planning to move in together for the longest time, the two of you just not knowing where

. you lived a bit ways away from Karl, maybe an hour or so

. while discussing moving in a vc, dream had offered you two to stay at his house with him and Sapnap

“I just- where would we go Karl?” “What are you guys talking about?” “Oh, y/n and I were thinking of moving somewhere, we just don’t know where” “Why don’t you guys move in with Sapnap and I?” “Wouldn’t we just be imposing-” “Nah, it would be fun, we all get to be roommates and stream together!”

. rip george

. you guys kept it a secret from the fans, wanting to surprise them

. but from there on- you and karl prepared your move

. moving vlogs!! karl would love to show off random things he found while packing up his place

“Ok looks guys- I found this spoon from 1957, I don’t know where I got this”

. Karl would offer to drive for a majority of the trip and pick you up then head off to Florida

. continuing the vlog-

“So we are now in the car, we got y/n with me” “Hey guys!” “It’s going to take a couple days, we have a couple places where we want to stop, but we will update you on the way”

“So we have stopped at a gas station, picked up some drinks- energy drinks for Karl and snacks!” “We are going to check into our hotel and then get ready for the drive tomorrow!”

. lots of caffeine pick ups- like l o t s

. passing the phone back and forth to pick songs + do karaoke

“Y/n pass me the phone, I want to pick the next song” “Fine fine, it better be a good song” “Oh it will, don’t worry”

. also lots of fast food of course, but not a lot of healthy things...

“So this is our- fourth fast food trip?” “This is not healthy” “Well do you think we are going to cook a four course healthy meal on the road?”

. when you finally arrive, lots of conjoined streams

“Hey guys! Welcome back, as you can see, we are in a new place! Right Sapnap?” *sapnap comes into view*

. chat went insane

. unpacking does not happen for a while, you guys are so focused on streaming

“Sorry chat you can still see boxes- we haven’t finished unpacking” “Yes we know its been weeks- we are lazy”

. sleep schedules are very wack, one of you are always streaming

. start to install those soundproof wall foams because sometimes one of you are so loud

. lots of cameos in each other’s streams

. everyone asks for the others to say hi on stream

“Chat- ok I can get Karl to say hi, he’s eating but give me a moment”

. sometimes one of you will purposely crash someone else’s stream

“YOO that was great-” “KARL!” “W-what y/n what are you-” “hello.”

. lots of pics for each other’s twitters

. also call out pictures for twitter

caption: “Sapnap never takes his dishes out” Sapnap: “yes i do what is this”

.  lots of chaos, but the memories last forever :)

an: sorry i dont know a ton about sapnap and dream, but hopefully this is what u wanted :))

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[brokenhardies]

time to repost some jojo headcanons from waterfall! these hcs mainly revolve around the joestar bloodline, bc of course they do! leggo!

Jonathan often did tutoring while at school and at university -- in spite of the fact he was doing a doctorate & rugby at the same time. He's just really nice like that and wants people to succeed!

It's not a headcanon that Jonathan is a huge nerd, but the dude will always listen to someone when they ramble about their hyperfixation

If you watched the English dub of Jojo and wondered where Joseph's British accent went in part 3... get him drunk. It will slip so hard that it is almost shocking. He also still spells things in British English, so putting us in words like color/colour

Joseph snores SO. DAMN. LOUD. everyone thinks its something that just happened as he aged but NOPE - Erina & Speedwagon both say that Joseph snored so loud you could hear it from the next room when he was a baby

Jotaro is a dog lover. He prefers dogs to cats and often helps out at shelters and fosters dogs! I also imagine post-Egypt he got a therapy dog. He likes big, scary looking dogs, like pitbulls or mastiffs!

Jotaro is a fussy eater - his fave food is his mum's cooking and he possibly still eats dinosaur nuggets. Kakyoin & Polnareff tried to get him to try different foods during their Egypt adventure, but Jotaro always went back to ol reliable

Josuke is shockingly good at hair, makeup & nails. I imagine that following Diamond Is Unbreakable, he helps out at Cinderella (which is now owned by a friend or sibling of Aya) and is surprisingly good at his job!

Josuke gives the BEST hugs and he pulls them out at any moment -- feeling down? hug! we haven't seen each other in a while? hug! he hugs everyone, no matter the gender, bc he's secure in his sexuality

Giorno is that one bitch who cries at every Disney movie. Yes, even the ones that aren't sad. It's somewhat embarassing, but no one has the heart to tell him that because of the fact he didn't really have a childhood (well except for Abbacchio but that's bc he's a dick)

Giorno Giovanna is nonbinary. He doesn't really care about gender, more seeing it as just a construct or a waste of time. Besides, who in Passione is going to argue with the don walking into a meeting wearing a dress? Nobody, bc their Capo will shoot whoever even made an attempt to argue

Jolyne was really into skate culture, possibly as a result of being a child of the late 90s/early 00s. She had a thing for Tony Hawk and tried to teach herself how to skate! Jotaro once gave her Tony Hawk's Pro Skater for her birthday and she became the coolest kid on the playground for a moment

Jolyne is the opposite of her father with food, always trying weird shit. It started when she was a kid and she accidentally tried wasabi thinking it was guacamole, and its never stopped since

Johnny is surprisingly good with kids and has always wanted to be a parent. He also often used the spin to perform little magic tricks to entertain/calm down George II. This could be as a result of his douchebag dad, however, I also think that Johnny just loves the idea of being a parent/family man

Johnny's side of the family was where Holy, Kira and to a lesser extent Gappy's incredible direction measuring came from! He doesn't like to use it, even as a jockey, because he believes its cheating -- WHEN ITS NOT

Gappy is that motherfucker who can do complex math equations in his head. This one is more canon than the others, but I also imagine that he often just does it to screw with people, such as asking them a question and then immediately answering it 5 seconds after. Yasuho is impressed! and Joshu wants to drown him in a river :')

Gappy has vitiligo! Kira's skin was a lot paler than Josefumi's, so there's parts of his skin that are really pale and other parts that are more an olive color

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #kujo jotaro #josuke higashikata #higashikata josuke #giorno giovanna #jolyne cujoh #jolyne kujo #johnny joestar #gappy higashikata #josuk8

[gernades]

Ace is gone. He’s been gone for five weeks. 

Nancy has had a lot of time to think. 

She sees the places where he used to be- the kitchen, his house, the spot in his driveway where Florence is always parked- and can’t stop looking at them. 

“Nancy?” 

Nancy blinks and looks up. Ace’s mother is watching her, hands resting on the dough, eyes concerned. “Are you okay?” 

Today they’re making babka-chocolate bread, braided in sections and glazed with egg wash. Nancy looks down. She’s not very good at braiding, but it mostly looks like Rebecca’s dough. 

“I’m fine,” she says, a half-smile working its way across her face. “It’s just been a long week.” Another week without Ace.  She doesn’t know why she’s here, in his house- in his kitchen- but Rebecca doesn’t seem to mind. She never has.

Nancy’s here every other day, now. They’ve made bread and biscuits and a dozen Jewish desserts that Nancy is now addicted to. 

Sometimes, Thom joins them. 

( “He’s taken quite the shine to you,” Rebecca whispers on one such day, eyes sparkling. “He’s not like this with everyone.” 

Nancy doesn’t bring up the ASL textbooks sitting new and shiny on her desk at home. 

Talking about me again, Thom signs over his shoulder, and Rebecca laughs, flicks him on the shoulder. )

Now, Rebecca gently sets down her dough and wipes her fingers off on her apron. “Do you want to talk about it?” 

No, thank you, is Nancy’s knee jerk reaction. She pauses before letting the words come out. She’s been doing that more often, as of late. Sana-her therapist- would be proud. 

Nancy purses her lips and drags a finger through the loose flour on the counter. “It’s nothing, really. I’m just… going through a lot with my dad’s business, and... I can’t help but feel like I’m never going to be happy again.” 

The last part she doesn’t mean to say out loud. “I’m sorry,” Nancy says immediately, and lifts her head up. “That was…” 

“Oh, honey,” Rebecca whispers. Her eyes are shiny. “I don’t know exactly what’s been going on, but I can tell that it’s been hard on you. You’ve always been so strong. Just like your mother.” 

“Hm,” Nancy manages, throat tight and vision blurry. When Rebecca bustles around the table and wraps her arms around her, she doesn’t pull away. 

Rebecca smells like soap and rosemary: she is warm and accepting and she makes Nancy’s heart hurt less. This will have to end eventually, but she can’t help but lean into it anyway.

                                                              *** 

“You’ve been spending a lot of time out of the house,” Carson remarks later that night. 

They’re sitting at the dinner table, doing their best to eat what is supposed to be spaghetti, courtesy of Ryan. He’s still learning how to use basic appliances: his cooking is dangerous.

 Nancy wrinkles her nose and stabs at a coagulated lump of pasta. 

“Yeah. Nothing bad. I’ve just been… baking.” 

Ryan hums and shoves a forkful of food into his mouth. Nancy and Carson watch in amazement as he gets it down without gagging. “You’re really good at it, too. That, uh, chocolate croissant thingy you brought home yesterday was amazing.” 

Nancy raises an eyebrow, amused. “The rugelach?” 

Ryan jabs his fork into the air. “Yes. So good.” 

“Spending time with Rebecca, I gather?” Carson’s voice is light and free of judgement. Before the whole Wraith thing, Nancy would have pulled up her walls, deflected the conversation. 

It’s a little different now, though, so Nancy just nods. “It’s just... nice to have someone to talk to who’s normal.” 

Carson sighs and rubs her shoulder. “I understand that completely.” 

“Hey,” Ryan states, expression pinched, “is pasta supposed to make my stomach bubbly?” 

Nancy and Carson exchange a long, tired look. 

They take Ryan to the ER for food poisoning. 

                                                              *** 

George slams a palm down onto the table. Her engagement ring sparkles in the afternoon light. Nancy jumps. “It’s been quiet, Drew. Too quiet. I don’t trust it.” 

Nancy takes a long look around the Claw. It’s nearly packed to the brim with customers- their Yelp ratings have skyrocketed since the staff have actually started working again. “This is your idea of quiet?” 

George groans and slides into the opposite booth. “You know what I mean. We’ve had nothing supernatural happen for almost a month. It’s driving me crazy.” 

“Good,” Nancy replies mildly, and takes another bite of her crab roll. “I’m taking a sabbatical from sleuthing.” 

Sana was the one to suggest a break from anything stressful- like sports or large events! Avoiding murder and possession via the paranormal probably isn’t what her therapist means, but Nancy can read between the lines. 

George screeches. Half the restaurant turns to look at them. They turn back when they see who it is. 

“What?” She narrows her eyes and leans in. “Okay. I never thought I’d live to see the Hero of Horseshoe Bay gives herself a break.” She crosses her arms. “I’m proud of you, Nancy.” 

Nancy’s heart hums. She sends George a grateful smile. “Thanks.” 

George smiles back. “Your lunch break was over ten minutes ago, by the way. I need you to clean out the grease traps.” 

Nancy’s smile drops. 

The grease traps are gross, hard work. They’re also the last normal thing Nancy did with Ace, which is equal parts sad and amusing. 

She grits her teeth and scrubs her cloth against the dirty metal. At least it’s cool here, in the kitchen, and away from the always-prying eyes of customers. 

The bell above the restaurant door tinkles faintly. Nancy sighs and dips her rag into the bucket of degreaser. 

Bess screams, high-pitched and excited. “Ace!” 

Nancy stands up so quickly that she knocks the bucket onto its side. No way. 

He can’t be back- it’s too soon, too late. Nancy needs to think more. If he’s back, she can’t go to his house again, can she?

Heart pounding, she creeps over to the window and peers into the restaurant. He’s surrounded by Bess and George- and, after a moment, Nick jogs in from the parking lot, smile blinding. 

Nancy wants to go see him. She does. Her feet seem to have other ideas, though. She can’t seem to move at all. 

Ace looks good. His hair is longer, and sun-bleached; his skin is tanned. Even from this distance Nancy can see the new freckles on his face. 

There’s a leather jacket, black and tight around his shoulders- and two new silver studs in his ears. He’s smiling. He looks happy.

 Nancy’s chest aches. 

“Hey,” she hears him say to George, “Where’s Nancy?” 

Nancy takes a half step backwards. 

“Cleaning the grease traps in the kitchen,” George replies, spreading her arms in a grand gesture. “The best job in the world.” 

Ace laughs. 

Nancy runs. 

She doesn’t really run- she simply makes a strategic, tactical retreat into the staff room and out the back door. 

There’s no time to overthink it- not yet, her brain and heart agree. Not yet. 

Nancy thanks her former self for parking her car at the very edge of the lot. Nobody notices as she pulls out onto the road, a full two hours before her shift is supposed to end. 

Ooh, she’s a little runaway! Bon Jovi croons on the radio. Daddy’s girl learned fast- 

Nancy grits her teeth and pushes her foot against the accelerator. 

All those things he couldn’t say! Ooh, she’s a little runawa-

Nancy spins the radio dial with fumbling fingers, and spends the rest of her drive listening to germanic opera. 

“Shit.” 

                                                               *** 

“Jesus,” Ryan says when he opens the front door. “You look worse than I do, and I spent three hours getting my stomach pumped last night.” 

Nancy pushes past him without a word. 

Ryan’s voice lowers, softens. “Nancy. Hey.” He reaches out, gently wraps a hand around her wrist. She stops walking. “What’s wrong?” 

“Nothing,” Nancy says, but her words come out wobbly, uneven. 

Ryan scoots a little closer. “Okay, well… that’s a lie.” 

Nancy snorts. “Ace is back.” 

Ryan smiles, relieved. “That’s great!” He pauses. “Isn’t it?” When she says nothing, he squints his eyes, searches her face. “Oh,” he says finally. “I see.” 

Nancy stiffens, alarmed. “How did you-,” 

Ryan sighs and taps his cheek. “We make the same kind of face, you know. Genetics and all that.” 

“Shit,” Nancy says again, and tries very hard not to sink through the floor. 

“Don’t worry,” Ryan promises. “I wont say anything.”

“What’s going on?” 

Ryan and Nancy turn to face Carson, who is wrapped in a purple robe, fresh out of the shower. He takes one look at the expression on Nancy’s face and rushes over. “Is there another entity-,” 

“No,” Nancy says vehemently. She drops her head onto his shoulder, breathes in the smell of his aftershave. “I’m just not feeling well.” 

Neither of her dads press her for more- they simply stand like that, the three of them, for a very long time. 

                                                              *** 

        George: where the hell are u?? 

        George: hello? nancy?

        George: are u ok

        Bess: ACE IS BACK!!!! :D

        Bess: wait where r u 

        Nick: Did something happen? 

        Ace: hey. i just got back. where are you? 

“No,” Nancy says softly, and turns off her phone. “I am not good.��� 

She needs a plan. Something to protect herself, and to spare everyone from the complications that one-sided feelings often bring. It’s been a good five weeks, if she doesn’t include the whole Ace thing. It’s been peaceful. Happy. 

She doesn’t want to ruin that. 

Nancy draws her knees up to her chest and stares out the window. I think I’ll just have to pretend. It’s either that, or avoiding Ace altogether- which would be impossible.

No more baking with Rebecca and Thom, either. That hurts more than Nancy wants to admit- but she’s already made up her mind. She’ll keep her feelings on the back burner, and do her best to keep things normal. 

With a sigh, she stands, and goes upstairs to take a much-needed nap. 

She dreams again. It’s the same one she’s been having every night for the past five weeks.

Nancy dreams of silk and cigarette smoke- because Ace always has to light one up after he has a joint- and of the ocean. The waves lap at the shore, rhythmic and quiet. It’s peaceful, here. Safe.

She dreams about a cliff, soft grass: warm, roving hands and a familiar mouth against her own. If she calls out his name in her sleep, that’s her problem.

 If she wakes up sweaty and teary-eyed, that’s her problem, too.

#VERY quick thing before work #just thinkin. yanno. #nace #ficlet #t