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#Geralt needs and wants Jaskier
spielzeugkaiser · 9 months
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The ages in this show!! I have made some jokes about this before, but it gets me - with aging Ciri up and bringing her closer to Jaskiers age when they meet I can not help but draw parallels. Like Geralt bonded way differently with both of them (which makes sense because Ciri has been his Child surprise since birth and Jaskier just randomly turned up one day and followed him like a puppy) but it's so funny to me. also I'm 100% sure Jaskier was horny as fuck from the beginning so there was a whole different vibe from the get go
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seance · 10 months
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— I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR GENEROUS OFFER. I'LL DO IT.
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wickedlarkspur · 10 months
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if yennefer and jaskier don’t pretend to be married again in season 3 i don’t want it
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twyllodrus · 2 years
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“There are good and bad people. You usually meet the evil ones on your path as it is the path of fighting, violence and aggression. You were forced to walk it. But there is also love, friendship and poetry. They're like pearls, diamonds – rare therefore valuable. If there's someone close to you, then it is worth living for. That's most important." – Wiedźmin (2002)
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oh-surprise-its-me · 10 months
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I wanna watch Geralt and Jaskier in a 18 hour long romance movie where they get together half way through and the last 9 hours is just them speed running all the fan fic au’s
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No because jaskier making jokes about geralt dying as a coping mechanism for them BOTH like the reason they work together and have lasted so long is because geralt NEEDS that lightness and the jokes and the downplaying how bad it is bc otherwise he gets too in his head he NEEDS jaskier to come in a joke about milking his death for at least three songs (and one epic poem) because they both know deep down that geralt dying would change jaskier as a person forever and so jaskier joking about it (IF geralt dies) is a way for both of them to take heart because geralt knows that jaskier just has this complete faith in him and THAT’S why jaskier makes the jokes because the alternative to jokes is too horrifying to even consider
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samstree · 1 year
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okay but my headcanon for geraskier trying BDSM for the first time includes geralt who:
enjoys 100% vanilla sex but agreed to try for jaskier’s sake
checks jaskier is okay excessively at the beginning
also uses his safe word immediately because he got overwhelmed when jaskier sounds like he’s in pain
cannot resist being sweet even when he’s not supposed to
keeps kissing jaskier where he hurts him even when he’s not supposed to
is so so careful using his strength like this
takes aftercare very seriously, being as tactile as when jaskier is actually injured
insists on being the big spoon after, even though he’s the small spoon between them
is very pleased with himself for giving jaskier what he wants, not realizing the sex ended up being basically the same as their normal sex, which was tender and loving and he kept calling jaskier sweet names
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tantumuna · 7 months
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what do you think they're watching? do YOU want to join their watch party?? or maybe drag them along to YOUR watch party
take the survey here so we can be one step closer to having these babies forreal <3
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smolalienbee · 2 years
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'don't look at me like that' with geraskier or geraskefer for the prompts?? ❤
thanks, Chrysa!!
ended up going with geraskier for this one and I feel like this should have another 5k of backstory to fully make sense but hopefully it’s good as it is too!
They've been walking side by side for hours and Geralt has yet to take his eyes off Jaskier. At first, it seems like the bard is oblivious to the yellow eyes piercing into his side, but it's only a matter of time before he glances over as well, once, twice, until eventually he huffs in annoyance.
"Don't look at me like that," he mutters and walks faster, though not so fast that Geralt wouldn't be able to keep up.
"Like what?"
"Like you don't recognize me anymore."
Geralt drops his gaze. He says nothing - doesn't know what to say. Because the truth of the matter is... Jaskier is right. He doesn't recognize him, not anymore, not when the man in front of him feels like the shell of a bard Geralt used to know. There's a haunted look in his eye, a hollowness to him, like something is missing...
"You have... changed."
"I'd hope so. It's been decades, since we last saw each other."
"That's not..." Geralt sighs.
"Spit it out already."
"It isn't a good thing."
Jaskier laughs. He tosses his head back and laughs with his whole body, but the sound rings hollow in the air that surrounds them. Geralt flinches.
“And whose fault do you believe it is, darling?”
When Jaskier stops laughing, it’s as sudden as it was when he started. He doesn’t move anymore and the blue of his eyes is dull as their gazes meet. Geralt doesn’t want to look at him, doesn’t want to see him like this. He finds that he’s desperate to remember Jaskier as he used to be, to remember the youthful joy that used to be in his expression.
Jaskier holds his gaze steadily, though, and Geralt knows that if he looked away, he’d just make matters worse.
(Is it even possible, for this to be any worse?)
“Yeah,” Jaskier breathes out after a moment, when Geralt doesn’t respond. “I thought so.”
With that, he puts a clear end to the conversation. He walks forward once more and for the first time, it is Geralt’s job to follow and follow he does - all while aching for something that is long gone, despite the reminder of it being right in front of him.
Not just any something, Geralt realizes in that moment.
It's the heart, that is missing. Jaskier's heart.
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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months
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I love your art soooo much-it gives me life!! 🥰🥰🥰
I have a question about Milek and Jaskier! Milek says they fought before Jask went missing-what did they fight about? Did Milek say something he shouldn’t have? 👀😢 is there ANGST?
Also does Geralt know Mileks plush friend is called Roach? Because surely that’s a clue that Milek is his…(I love this universe so much)!!🥹❤️❤️❤️
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[MASTERPOST] That was the last conversation they had before Milek stormed out - and when he came back, Jaskier was. gone. The thing is, Jaskier knows what Milek is interested in (and he is not even wrong about that, Milek has an interest in medicine, and helping people, and I think when they met he was Shanis biggest fan) and I think Jaskier is aware that some of the conflict does have its roots in Milek not wanting to leave him, even if they get really heated and ugly in their arguments. Milek shouldn't feel like he has to care for him, or have to protect him and at times I think Jaskier feels quite ashamed, which leads him to being way too unrelenting at times - especially if he thinks he's doing something to protect Milek.
#jaskier#the witcher#geraskier lovechild#artists on tumblr#omegaverse#I think if they argue Milek is saying stuff he shouldn't all the time#I think for Milek the part that makes him feel really bad is that he KNOWS that Jaskier would always choose having him again and again#because he KNOWS that he loves him more than anything else#but he still implied that he doesn't know - and he knows what he said was cruel#but he also !! is so angry#because Jaskier always treats him like he knows what's best for him and. let it be true - it still makes him FURIOUS#he isn't a little kid anymore#and he wants to HELP he loves his father and he knows that Jaskier gives and gives and gives especially when it comes to him#he doesn't need a fancy education in an academy where he'll be just the bastard kid again#he just needs a Pa who doesn't absolutely run himself to the ground#and I think he finally wants to meet Geralt too#also I'm trying to do a thing here which I think shows how secure their relationship truly is#because Geralt sees Milek as a quite sensible (if sometimes a bit hotheaded) young man - who is quite mature for his age#which he CAN be#but Geralt is also basically a stranger even if Milek knows he's his dad - and he tries to impress him naturally - ofc he wants to be liked#with Jaskier? who has his one true emotionally secure relationship with?#moody teenanger - but also allowing himself to be childish at times - crying shouting teasing - exploding sometimes#because he never ever had to question their relationship once#he can just let loose
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dapandapod · 2 years
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"Alright, but if just one smooch?" Jaskier begs. He is not intoxicated, my good sir, he is drunk. There is a difference.
Geralt looks at him skeptically, equally not-intoxicated-but-drunk. They are swaying just a little bit, waiting for the taxi to arrive outside of Yennefer's building. Music is still booming from somewhere above them, and people are laughing and whooping. Yennefer always throws the best parties.
"Just one?" Jaskier pleads, swaying so badly he has to catch himself with a step forward, with the pleasant surprise of getting closer to Geralt. "Just one smooch. Smoooooch. Smoooo-"
Geralt leans across the small distance and kisses Jaskier straight on the mouth. Just a peck, stealing the word right form his lips. He blinks, then grins widely.
"IT WORKED! Wait, no, I wasn't ready!" Jaskier whines. "Again. Please?"
Geralt sighs, rolling his eyes, but he is smiling.
Jaskier puts a hand on Geralt's chest and then Geralt is leaning in again, closing the distance and capturing Jaskier's lips with his own.
It sends fireworks through his entire body, though that could also be the redbull vodka, but Geralt is kissing him so sweetly, holding on to his waist, and Jaskier can't just not reach up and touch that beautiful white hair of his.
Sighing contently, Jaskier presses closer, enjoying how Geralt's arms engulf him as he steps into them proper. 
Time is fake. It must be, because next he knows, the taxi has arrived and the driver is glaring daggers at them for letting him wait.
It's all fine. Maybe he can make Geralt kiss him when they get home too. Just one smooch.
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jaytodd1129 · 2 years
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I would really like to read one (1) geraskier fic in which someone doesn't have to spell out Geralt's own feelings to him or urge him to make a move on/ apologize to Jaskier, but that instead he realizes his feelings and decides to make a move himself, despite the fear of unrequited feelings and despite being terrified of being vulnerable. Just one.
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aramblingjay · 2 years
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Geraskier headcanon: witchers are humans too, aka Geralt could survive on nothing but spite and willpower with no sleep and minimal food, but that doesn’t mean he should (and Jaskier makes sure he won’t)
Geralt doesn’t need to follow normal circadian patterns, but it’s better if he does. He can see nearly as well in the dark as during the day, but too much prolonged night vision leaves him with stinging eyes and splitting headaches. Sleep can be an afterthought for days at a time, but after several consecutive hours of rest he’s less likely to be overwhelmed by every little sound or scent. His metabolism can process just about any food he gets his hands on, or shut off entirely if he can’t get his hands on any at all, but his grumpiness is directly related to the quality and quantity of his last three meals
Of course Geralt doesn’t really realize most of this, because he’s never taken enough care of himself to find out. It won’t kill him to travel at night when there are fewer people around to curse and spit at him, so he often does. It won’t kill him to skip a meal or two when a town seems particularly hostile. His stomach growls and his head feels like someone’s using it for target practice and he has to wait several days before heading into the city because every sound grates on his ears, but to Geralt that’s just life on the Path
Along comes Jaskier
Jaskier does not share Geralt’s views about neglecting his self-care, but more importantly, Jaskier is very much not a Witcher and physically can’t function on Geralt’s schedule. At first this is an annoyance, and Geralt overdoes it in an effort to make Jaskier realize that following him around isn’t the life he wants. But Jaskier can outstubborn literally anyone, and just hangs on like a (very lovable) barnacle the more Geralt tries to push him away
Eventually, there comes a breaking point. Jaskier trips over something in the dark and nearly splits his skull open on a rock. Jaskier is so sleep-deprived and drained of energy he very quietly asks if Geralt would be willing to carry his lute for him. Jaskier hasn’t had enough water in days, and loses his voice when he tries to perform at the next inn they stop at. Geralt has two options: 1) use this as a final opportunity to rid himself of Jaskier forever or 2) adapt
To nobody’s surprise (except maybe Geralt’s), he adapts. They start to travel only during the day and rest when it’s dark. If some dire circumstance presents itself (sometimes people take exception to him, or Jaskier is recognized by the wrong husband) and they have to flee in the night, Jaskier gets to ride on Roach. He tries to make sure they stop early enough and leave late enough that Jaskier gets at least six hours of sleep most nights. Geralt starts carrying a second waterskin and takes detours to make sure they pass by a stream whenever it begins to empty
As a result, Geralt accidentally takes better care of himself too. He’s lived so long in a constant state of discomfort that he doesn’t even understand what’s happening the first time he wakes up completely pain-free, no headache, an unfamiliar lightness in his muscles, eyes bright and sharp, ears attuned to every sound but equally able to filter them out, and strangely calm. Geralt didn’t even know it was possible to feel like this, thought his aches and pains and weariness was just the consequence of the Path. Some of it is, but turns out sleeping and eating well and not overtaxing your senses can help your physical and mental wellbeing. Who knew? Not Geralt
Geralt does his best to describe it to Jaskier who has to try very, very hard not to cuddle his witcher into the next dimension in response. After that, it’s Jaskier’s mission to make sure Geralt doesn’t push his limits more than he absolutely has to. “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, Geralt!” When he sees Geralt tiring (or what counts as tiring for a witcher), Jaskier makes a show of how much he’d like a bed for the night so they camp at an inn and Geralt can rest in an actual bed. He likes to order Geralt’s favorite meats and wines when they go to taverns, even if it means kicking up a fuss (Geralt won’t ask for an extra portion himself, he’s just happy enough to be served at all, but luckily he has no reservations about stealing off Jaskier’s plate)
Jaskier can always tell when Geralt’s taking care of himself, sees the way he moves more freely and smiles more easily and (on the really good days) barks out beautiful, booming laughs at Jaskier’s bawdier jokes
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aeide-thea · 6 months
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wot show is so obsessed with architecture and tbh i'm not mad about it???
#the number of like. elaborate little symmetrical rooms they have for things to happen in…#part of me is loling but part of me is like. you know what? they've got a theme. respect.#tvblogging#(also i'm just getting to 2x08 now and like. it IS funny being a show-only*)#[*ok technically i read like. two? three? of the books back in like 2020 or something but. they weren't Formative Texts of my Adolescence]#(bc i remember everybody on here was *freaking out* abt‚ i think‚ 2x07)#(and like. in retrospect i guess i understand what that was about! but i gotta admit it didn't quite have the same emotional weight for me)#(even though intellectually i understand it was supposed to)#(i mean i also think i like. often don't get that emotionally invested in romances i see onscreen?)#(not sure if that's fundamental to the medium for me or if it's because everything is so compressed)#(however i AM kinda thrilled abt this season's regendering of Uncommunicatively Angsting Blorbo vs Their Long-Suffering Support Person)#(also honestly i always really love when we don't have to do a whole performative abasing reconciliation situation)#(and someone's just like. look. our relationship is so much more deeply rooted than this one wobble. obviously i'll take you back.)#(i think honestly bc it's like. a confidence fantasy.)#(like you got SO much witcher fanfic where geralt had to‚ like‚ prostrate himself at jaskier's feet)#(to acknowledge the harm geralt had done him and how jaskier deserved so much better etc etc etc)#(and it just felt to me like the writers were really speaking to their own insecurities and what *they'd* personally need)#(bc that interaction would've thrown *them* into a tailspin so obviously it must've thrown jaskier into one)#(and like. that's valid or whatever‚ obviously! but like. sometimes don't you want to imagine what it's like to feel secure instead???)#(like 'actually i know i'm good‚ you know where to find me when you get over yourself and remember you know it too'?)
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dreamofbecoming · 8 months
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finally watched s3 and i think it’s very funny how jaskier and yennefer both came to see geralt on what was essentially his deathbed and immediately sat down and started crying like “oh my god babe i had the worst day you will not beLIEVE-”
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roughentumble · 1 year
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wait. mildly inspired by this post. geralt completes a contract for a village, but once it's done they refuse to pay. things get a little heated, but as he's about to wash his hands of the whole thing, the people swarm him. he's impressive, but he's not invulnerable, and there's just too many people. a few fall to his blade, but they get him chained, and foece him up a mountain, which turns out to be a whole entire /volcano/. they say they dont have the money to pay him, but also that his sacrifice will appease their local god, who's been making the volcano rumble beneath their feet. he spits and curses, but they push him in, and he falls down, down... only to wake up on the floor, a man with floppy brown hair and bright blue eyes-- the god of the volcano, evidently-- standing above him, confused and concerned, asking if he's alright.
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