#Get me a van

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

#i think i had a little too much fun with this lol #i also wanted to draw road boy and other characters but maybe when they actually get introduced #i do have a sketch of him with a lil chainsaw.. im not gonna be normal when he gets introduced man he looks so sillygoofy #if you squint laika's eye marking is a clover yue's is a crescent moon and mars' is a star ^_^ #i wanted to give laika an accessory too but i couldnt think of anything.. maybe a stack of pancakes?? #im curious to see the apocalypse side of the story too.. like so far we have an idea of the comet fucking everything up #and im assuming that lead to a ripple effect causing the apocalypse but exactly how bad?? i cant wait to find out #rn im kinda piecing stuff together.. larkspur delivers mail in a beat up van so that might mean all transportation is grounded #the buildings we've seen so far are intact like the observatory and turnip's house but idk if thats the same for big cities #laikas playlist only includes songs downloaded on yue's computer and there hasnt been internet in 20 years.. but radio signals might #still work.. if yue grows his own food we can assume that mass production and distribution also isnt a thing anymore #sorry im a sucker for worldbuilding.. and the furth puns are fun to me. i like to think toronto would be clawronto.. and vancouver wld #be nyancouver.. barktic circle.. mewfoundland and labrador.. canyada.... #christ i have so many drawing ideas. willow if youre reading this im so sorry youre probably gonna expect to see a lot of drawings frm me #like. i wanna draw laika in the akira bike pose so sosososo bad. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOMECOOL. ill teach myself to draw bikes if i have to #i also wanted to animate laika leekspin.. man #my art #myart #fanart #laika's comet #laikas comet #laika #mars #yue #furry art #fur #littlest pet shop #lps

[milf-lover42]

I’ll never be over how Shauna sees the group’s faces in her dream after they’ve eaten the baby. It’s such a fascinating insight into Shauna’s mind to me. Lottie looks practically childlike. She makes an attempt to wipe her face but not in an ashamed way, it’s simply a casual motion to wipe her lip, as if the actual amount of blood on her face doesn’t exist to her and it’s simply a crumb that rests on her lip. It seems like she has orchestrated this, but she’s unaware what they are really doing, as if she doesn’t understand this is Shauna’s BABY.

Akilah looks terrified, she’s sorry she’s doing this but she can’t help it. She’s almost about to throw up thinking about what she’s doing but she’s just so hungry she can’t help but eat what’s been given.

Van nearly snarls like a fucking wolf which I find FASCINATING. Van has never been aggressive toward Shauna, but she IS a strong ally to Lottie, and that seems to be enough of a threat to Shauna.

Taissa is very clearly being seen as her sleepwalking self, with the quick movements, sloppy chewing, and animalistic stare. Natalie is desperately ashamed of what she has done, trying to wipe away the evidence and so sorry that she has betrayed Shauna in such a way but she just couldn’t stop herself. It’s as if Shauna knows neither of them could be consciously capable of this, even in her dream. These two have been her strongest allies and Shauna doesn’t believe they would willingly hurt her in this way, but it could still happen somehow. Natalie also has the least amount of blood on her, like she was the last to dig in, or ate the least and most carefully. Being as respectful as possible until the last second.

And Misty. Misty looks at Shauna as if she wants to worship her. She looks for a moment like “ah shit, listen Shauna I know this looks bad” but the most prominent message from her expression is as if she is grateful to Shauna for feeding them again. Shauna has been the one keeping them fed for so long. First with Jackie, and now her baby.

#yellowjackets spoilers #misty and nats expressions get me the most #there is SO much happening in their minds #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #lottie matthews #akilah yellowjackets #van palmer #taissa turner #natalie scatorccio #misty quigley #jackie taylor #yellowjackets s2 #yellowjackets 2x06 #milk talks #milk and laz #milk and laz do yj #tw blood #tw gore #cannibalism #tw: cannibalism

[vanpalmr]

TAISSA TURNER & VAN PALMER YELLOWJACKETS 2.07 | 2.08

#taissa turner #van palmer #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #taissa x van #taivan #van x taissa #vantai #vantaissa #* #jasmin savoy brown #liv hewson #tawny cypress #lauren ambrose #like do you get it. do you get how crazy they make me #parallels

[zarla-s]

i bet someone's done this before but i DID IT ANYWAY

(inspired by this video)

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #engineer #i don't actually know the name for engineersniper #engiesniper #sniperengie #z art #z comic #love imagining the dismayed Nos! in his voice #he's probably actually like 5'6 but whatever it's funnier to me if he's extra short in this #will i get tired of making short jokes at engie's expense? no #edit: it's trucks n vans apparently! #trucks n vans

[vonlipwig]

i honestly think the warning that people in oncoming cars give you about a hidden police speed-check that they just passed is one of the biggest indicators of humanity being an altruistic species. nobody needs to frantically flash other cars and do that universal 'slow down! slow down!' hand wiggle but we do because we're inherently kind and focussed on looking after those in our community (other humans) from dangerous, conniving predators (cops).

#this one goes out to the police van hidden in the bushes near me that was getting zero hits #because every car was warning each other about them #and so everyone was crawling past them at a sensible 28mph #have a boring day lads

[novelconcepts]

One of the most fundamentally interesting things to me about YJ and writing fic, specifically, is how the blame changes hands depending on the story. On whose perspective you're writing from. On whose story it is at a given moment. The very thing I dislike about viewers missing the point becomes so fascinating to me from within the narrative. Who are these characters when seen through the eyes of their peers?

Who does Jackie become? If you're Shauna, she's the love of your life, and your greatest rival, and the other half of your soul, and the person you blame for your dead dreams. If you're Van, she's the respected captain who earns none of your respect in the woods, the one who left you to die without blinking, the easiest target for teenage malice. If you're Natalie, she's competition for affection, the blabbermouth who can't leave well enough alone, the hands putting themselves to no good use. If you're Jackie? You're just a girl. You're so tired. You're so scared. You're losing face a little more every day, and you're made of despair, and you can't even trust your best friend. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

Who does Lottie become? If you're Natalie, she's your direct foil, the splinter under the edge of your thumbnail, the smart mouth to match your own, the confusing amalgamation of normal friend and mad ritual. If you're Misty, she's the first shred of obvious power in months, a leader who might need to be nudged back into line, a fascinating exercise in hitching your wagon to the right star early on. If you're Taissa, she's flat-nuts and endlessly frustrating, she's got your girlfriend's full attention, she's incredibly dangerous. If you're Lottie? You're just a girl. You're so tired. You're so scared. You've built a pedestal you can't keep your balance on, and you're not sure if you're right or going crazy, and you didn't want this. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

From outside the narrative, there is no bad guy. There is no blame. It is no one's fault. It is Man v. Nature, they are doing the best they can with an impossible situation. They're all trying to contribute what they can to the story, for better or worse.

From inside the narrative, you are a teenager trapped in a society constructed entirely of bare-bones-survival with the wildest assortment of girls. From inside the narrative, to stay human, you have to love and fight, respect and judge. Every story changes the game. Every story shifts the blame. A hero in one has the bloodiest hands in the next. And that, to me, is such a thrilling sandbox to play in.

#yellowjackets #yj meta #the piece i'm working on right now is the objective weirdest in terms of van seeing her peers #and i did that very much on purpose. and we'll see after the edits how well it gets across #but it's one of the first times where a van POV allows for NOT trusting lottie #which is fundamentally against canon code #and it's interesting as hell to me to play with. in what contexts would van NOT trust lottie #in what contexts would any of these girls trust or distrust or fall in love with or want to kill one another #how much of that is already present in canon. how small do the changes need to be. twist the dial. see what happens #they're NOT villains. they're NOT heroes. they're just kids. they're just people. #it's not their fault but they won't necessarily see it that way and i love it

[dxmoness]

Your husband has been having a severe case of the baby fever for a long time now. It started when he saw you taking care of your baby sister. The sight of you carrying the baby in your arms while you make her laugh made him desire to have one with you.

He's been planting small hints and clues that he is very much interested in having children with you. But you were still oblivious no matter how many hints he dropped. So he decided to take matters in his own hands.

“Um? Darling, we don't have a baby.” You say as you look over the things that you and your husband had bought during your shopping spree.

Your husband smiles mischievously. “But aren't they adorable?” He holds up a onesie for a baby for your inspection. Sure, it did look cute, but it was useless if you two did not have a baby to use it for.

You sigh, knowing he wants to hear you say yes. “I suppose it is...” You grace him with a small smile which makes him beam happily. “But my point still stands, we don't have a baby to use it on.”

He smirks as he puts down the baby clothes and walks to your side, leaning to kiss your cheek. “Not yet, we don't.” He purrs in your ear, his hot breath causes you to shudder involuntarily.

Your cheeks grow flush at the implication he is giving through his suggestive words. “What?” You decide it's best to play innocent first because you really didn't want to embarrass yourself if it was not what you think.

He chuckles as he tucks a loose strand of hair into the back of your ear. “You know what I mean, my love.” He gives you a dazzling smile. “I want to make one. Right now.” He pauses. “That is if you don't mind?” He asks softly, waiting for your response.

He seemed so desperate for it that you found it adorable. You nod in agreement. “Okay.” You respond softly, giving him your consent to continue as he pleases.

He did not waste anymore time as he immediately shoves you to the couch, his impatience showing evident in his quick movements. You yelp as you are immediately pinned down, his hand pinning both of yours above your head while his free hand starts dealing with his belt.

“Darling—” You gasp only for him to interrupt. “Hush.” He whispers, silencing you by pressing a lingering kiss on your soft lips as he finally managed to get the belt off. “Be quiet and let me take care of you.”

➷ ( characters ) — lante agriche , dion agriche , rezef hill , claude de alger obelia , anastacius de alger obelia , cesare de como , regis adri floyen , eiser grayan , eros vasilios , aamon paxley , jingyuan , kamisato ayato , izek van omerta , callisto regulus. ❀

➷ ( tags ) — @d10nsaint , @dreamlessnight @yourwholeworld @yumieis @im-in-love-with-fairytales , @synthe4u , @yoghurtsan , @luvyev. ( ask to be added to a specific taglist. ex: the first six people wanted to be tagged in dion agriche tagged fics hence their appearance. ) ❀

#{ ♡ heartstrings — fics } #manhwa x reader #the way to protect the female lead's older brother x reader #dion agriche x reader #lant agriche x reader #the villainess is a marionette x reader #rezef hill x reader #who made me a princess x reader #claude de alger obelia x reader #anastacius de alger obelia x reader #i'm the queen in this life x reader #cesare de como x reader #father i don't want this marriage x reader #regis adri floyen x reader #serena x reader #eiser grayan x reader #your throne x reader #eros vasilios x reader #mobile legends x reader #aamon paxley x reader #hsr x reader #jing yuan x reader #genshin impact x reader #kamisato ayato x reader #how to get my husband on my side x reader #izek van omerta x reader #death is the only ending for a villainess x reader #callisto regulus x reader #x female reader #x afab reader

[charl3ss]

One thing I love about Kaz as a character is just the simple fact that he gets his revenge in the end. A lot of characters in literature seek revenge and just when they’re about to get it, they decide to be ‘the bigger person’ and this is admirable, sure, but the thing about Kaz is that he doesn’t. He gets his vengeance, he literally spends half of his life fighting to get even, and he succeeds. I always get chills when I read the chapter where he crawls out of the harbor. The line, “He’d simply let himself drown, and that wasn’t possible anymore. He had to live. Someone had to pay.” STILL gets me. Nobody is doing it like him. (I also love that it’s made clear that while his desire for revenge is justified, it’s his biggest weakness too, but that’s another post for another day.)

#if no one gets me I know Kaz gets me #six of crows #kaz brekker #grishaverse #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #jesper fahey

[cowboylikejesper]

i feel like we don’t talk enough about that one moment in crooked kingdom where wylan asks jesper if being a criminal is really what he wants for his future and jesper says yes but then he reaches out to untangle wylan’s satchel and says “but it’s not all that i want.”

#i get it’s really simple but #there’s something so adorable and intimate about it #just jesper unconsciously reaching out to touch wylan #and without even thinking about it fixing his satchel for him #like it’s second nature #it makes me melt #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #ck #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #leigh bardugo

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

What I love about this scene is not just how casual and open they are with being gay, that theres no need to hide their queerness in this universe

But its also Jespers hand on Wylans neck, something given his past could be a massive trigger for him, but he feels so completely safe with Jesper he can just enjoy the moment

#diazepam has got me in my feels #like his hand takes up wys entire neck #not a hunched anxious shoulder in sight #give them back to me or by the old gods and the new netflix will suffer #lets get the queers AND the witches on this #soc #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper

[five-of-cr]

#yeah i spent hours creating crow memes instead of getting out of bed all day #what of it? #also more to come i made soooo many #some of them started getting sad too like damn these guys have so much trauma #sorry for the shitty quality #i cannot figure out how to make it better resolution and it's driving me up a fuckin wall #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #the crows #incorrect six of crows #incorrect crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #wesper #helnik #kanej #save shadow and bone

[stevenrogered]

The really wonderful composer Joe, he sent me the kind of music that Wylan would be hearing in the clubs around Ketterdam to inform the kind of piece that he'd compose.

#shadow and bone #sabedit #shadowandboneedit #shadow and bone spoilers #jack wolfe #jackwolfeedit #six of crows #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #netflixedit #netflix #tuserkaz #mystuff #grishaverse #grishaverseedit #of course he wrote the music himself #this makes me really happy lol #sorry the first gif is laggy i couldnt get good quality #1k

[hellenhighwater]

My car has needed to be replaced for a while and it sounds like that's gonna happen this weekend. Which is good in the long term but an ooof for my wallet, but also

there are so many projects that I have not done because there is no way to fit 4x8 foot sheet stock into my car

but that is about to change! because I'm gonna get

a Van

#vans have no style whatsoever and i kind of hate them but in this case its the most practical choice #and dear god the shit i am about to build my friends......fucking unbelievable #were it not for the cost of lumber i would be unstoppable #two weeks ago i almost built a wizard tower in my back yard because i found a scrapped grain feed bin funnel that was six feet across #and the only thing that stopped me was the fact that I couldn't get the plywood I would need #and also the fact that my back yard cannot fit a wizard tower

[henrywintersgf]

Why does no one talk about Kaz’s first “trick” being a direct parallel to his last one

He literally lies and bluffs his way out of a situation where he is completely cornered and at gunpoint in his first appearance in the series to him lying to Pekka about his son being burried

He uses his reputation Dirtyhands for his first and last trick and its BRILLIANT

Both chapters are in inejs pov as well

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #i havnt read crooked kingdom in a while so it might not have been his LAST trick but pls tell me u get me

[mikesbasementbeets]

#if u think hosegate is bad don't look at the third image. im serious avert your eyes. #(or open your mind... backpack in the back of the van...) #i brushed over this so quickly in my long analysis but it needs its own post... that s1 scene is coming back in a big way in s5 #mistaken identity trope btwn will and el gets me every time #byler #mikesbasementbeets posts