#Getting chomped by a dog bc you try to play soccer

[that-soccer-guru]

In honor of Sonny Sunday, I present you with a soccer dumbass story. I was playing soccer with my niece and nephew. It was all going good, but then my niece wanted tea so I had to bring her inside. A couple of minutes later, my nephew comes hopping in on one foot and explains to me that he had decided to play soccer with the dog. He had gone in to kick the ball, and the dog chomped down on his foot and broke through his shoe and now there was a small hole in his foot.

I'm.

CRYING.

Honestly your nephew? Kind of a mood. I feel seen. That's something that a younger me would've definitely done.

But omg you're definitely making Sonny Sunday very lively with that story. 13/10 my bro. Absolute legend shit.

#Getting chomped by a dog bc you try to play soccer? It's more likely than you think! #Honestly I feel seen #What a younger me probably wouldve done #Hope you disinfected the wound and everything went fine #Bc dog bites/nibbles that go through skin are gnarly #But by the sound of it the kid was okay #AND NOW HE HAS A STORY TO TELL #Anon you're a dingus but an icon nonetheless #Kind of Woso? #It's soccer related? #It's a good good anon story is what it is #thanks anon #anon asks #answering asks #sonnett side up answers