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crowazira · 2 months

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if season 3 is not out when i wake up in the morning, i'm gonna make it everyone's problem. goodnight🫡

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captainfantasticalright · 2 months

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I quite enjoy putting these together. Aziraphale: our bebop, jolly good, oh fuck supreme being.

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eviebane · 5 months

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Good Omens lines that I can't believe are canon

🔫 Aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear

💖 While we dance~~

🥂 To the world

🥺 And I would like to spend-

🕊 It's late. Comes with putting it up your sleeve

🤍 He's far too pure of heart to be anyone's bit on the side! He's just an angel I know

🔥 I am having a moment here!

🚗 You can't do ninety miles per hour in Central London! Why not?

💕 I just found something that mattered more to me than choosing sides

⚔️ Nobody’s at war. You idiots sent an idiot to lead a gang of idiots to attack a bookshop

😉 I’m going to get into so much trouble! You think so? Well, then, let’s make it worthwhile

🥰 Crowley will be back in a moment. He will have a plan. Why don’t you stand up for yourself? Make your own plan. Oh, I am. But rescuing me makes him so happy

👍 Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you

💙 I knew you’d come through for me. You always do. Well, you said, ‘trust me.’ And you did.

😈 You’re in trouble. Obviously. Former demon, hated by Heaven, loathed by Hell. How will our hero cope?

💞 This was your ‘something’s wrong’ voice

🍷 Just imagine how awful it might've been if we'd been at all competent. Point taken

🚲 Oh Lord, heal this bike

😭 Stuff happened. I lost my best friend

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phoen1xr0se · 3 months

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POLL: Most Heartbreaking Line of S2E6

[sorry for making y'all relive it]

[Please reblog]

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wee-snek · 7 months

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“Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out” Job 41:19

I wondered about this on my first watch through, and I’ve seen ongoing posts about “wtf does this mean, why is this so important?!” because…why is this bible verse highlighted so much, why are we being asked to take notice of this? Whyyy?

Now this is just my interpretation, and it’s not really something that’s likely to be addressed in S3 - we’d need Neil to confirm, but:

Gabriel still appears to be intact when he’s writing on the box, and the last thing we see him do in Heaven is take the fly out of the matchbox. So, we can guess, that the last thing he registers before he becomes Jim!Gabriel is this bible quote:

Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out

And the last time he saw Aziraphale (well it was Crowley, but he doesn’t know that, obv), he looked like this:

I wouldn’t forget this face in a hurry.

So we’ve got panic, confusion, an elevator stopping on Earth with one very disoriented Archangel looking for somewhere safe to go, a lingering almost-memory of an angel with the power to breathe hellfire when his life with a demon he loves is under threat, and the last thing you see before you lose your memory is this bible verse.

I think it’s meant to show why Gabriel goes to Aziraphale’s bookshop for help.

Because why else go there? Why even go to London?

Because Gabriel was scared of Aziraphale last time they met, the matchbox reminded him of that, and I’d want that version of Aziraphale on my side if I was afraid of Heaven.

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rainbowpopeworld · 4 months

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I had forgotten that these two oft quoted lines are in the same paragraph. 😅☺️

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these were wrong; Heaven is not in England, whatever certain poets may have thought, and angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort. But he was intelligent. And it was an angelic intelligence which, while not being particularly higher than human intelligence, is much broader and has the advantage of having thousands of years of practice.”

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coldasicecream · 5 months

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reading Good Omens for the first time and this is definitely one of my favorite parts I’ve read so far

„"Maybe some terrorists-?" Aziraphale began.

"Not one of ours," said Crowley.

"Or ours," said Aziraphale. "Although ours are freedom fighters, of course."

"I‘ll tell you what," said Crowley, scorching rubber on the Tadfield bypass. "Cards on the table time. I‘ll tell you ours if you tell me yours."

"All right. You first."

"Oh, no. You first."

"But you‘re a demon."

"Yes, but a demon of my word, I should hope."

Aziraphale named five political leaders. Crowley named six. Three names appeared on both lists.“

(- from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman)

not only do i love the fact that heaven and hell chose the same political leaders to carry out their plans (I think this actually captures the whole message of the book pretty well) but also, look at them just casually exchanging secrets with the enemy

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beebopboom · 6 months

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crowley: “…. smited? smote?”

aziraphale: “Smitten. I believe. You’re

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ineffable-problem · 1 month

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my echolalia keep making me say "Frozen peas" randomly throughout the day. and i find myself giggling each time because i keep trying to do it in DT's voice and failing to get the accent right

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nocte-pluvia · 1 month

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“Aziraphale relaxed. ‘You know, Crowley,’ he said, beaming, ‘I’ve always said that, deep down inside, you’re really quite a—’

‘All right, all right,’ Crowley snapped. ‘Tell the whole blessed world, why don’t you?‘”

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weasleywrinkles · 8 months

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The grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one

ok I know this has certainly been said before but I cannot recover from Crowley being the Mayor of Soft City when it comes to Aziraphale. The lines "shall I drop you anywhere?" and "I'll give you a lift, anywhere you wanna go" have me on my knees all the time. Peak romance. there are many more, but these two send me.

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crowazira · 2 months

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i miss them so much oh my god. I WANT THEM BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!! NEIL GAIMAN PLS WRITE FASTER😓

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 8 months

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HEY as a good omens fan blog I'm curious about your thoughts/ideas on this.

I am planning a simple good omens tattoo, smth along the lines of this, maybe with the snake, maybe without.

the problems is, I don't really want the words to be "ineffable" or "to the world" bc those lines aren't what resonate with me. what DOES resonate with me is the theme of right vs wrong not being the same as black/white, heaven/hell, good/bad, that life is so much more complex than that.

the best line that I've found comes close to this is probably "blur the edges", the line that crowley says right after the magic show, but that doesn't feel quite right. I'm absolutely open to lines from the book as well, just wanted to see another's opinion :)

Hiya! :) Well, S2 also speaks of Shades of Grey :) (tho it might make others think about a different book :D).

I love the line from the book "It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people." but it is a bit long (tho perhaps it could be shortened to something like 'people being people' :D)

Also :) Hell wasn't a major reservoir of evil, any more than Heaven, in Crowley's opinion, was a fountain of goodness; they were just sides in the great cosmic chess game. Where you found the real McCoy, the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.

Great luck with the tattoo! :) <3

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fiercebb · 9 months

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Good Omens season 2 but it's every time I exhale through my nose:

Wrong bench

Do they know?/The ducks?

Every scene involving Gabriel/Jim (Jon Hamm is a national treasure)

James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel.

How's your naked man friend?

I...am...dusting!

You were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were right.

You do understand I'm threatening you?

Get humans wet and staring into each others eyes, vavoom, sorted.

Jane? Austen??

She had balls!!/Well...

Like killing innocent children to win a bet with Satan?

I think the point was, if you want answers, come back when you can make a whale.

Shoemaking and obstetrics. Those have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite.

I am a professional midwife/cobbler

Wow, it's like you've looked deep into my secret soul

What car?/Our car./We don't have a car./Of course we do. Isn't she a beauty?

Crowley slapping Aziraphale's hand away from the Bentley

I'm a human police officer

Cupperty

Inspector Constable

Every scene with Muriel (she is too precious for this world)

Don't you want to hear my plan? Or, you know, go by train.

I know for some members of the police force it's a bit of a hobby.

David Tennant's accents in episode 3

The lower you start, the more opportunities you have.

Was that a travel sweet??

Crowley throwing stacks of books around

Of course. Doctor.

You'll be one of those investigative reporters, no doubt.

The awning of a new age

Listen, when there's no hot water and two yellow lights on the boiler, what is that? (Miranda Richardson killed it as Shax)

You don't seem his type at all/Sassy eyebrow raise

Go on, mister British man, wow me with your miracles

They're the bee's knees

Azirapalala

Aziraphale speaking French

Is the book seller your bit on the side?

The seamstress scene

TOSTE

Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you.

I'm not actually, either. But thank you.

Crowley's heaven outfit

You're not helping, angel

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celestiallyineffable · 3 months

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"Corporate would like you to find all the differences in these statements."

Anthony J Crowley: I would like to spend—mmmm

The Doctor: Rose Tyler, I—

THEY'RE THE SAME THING!!!

*screaming, crying, throwing up**

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 8 months

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Crowley: Would you like something to drink? *Opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Aziraphale: Spiders?

Crowley: Spiders it is then.

Aziraphale: No, that wasn’t-

Crowley: *Already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders*

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