“Do you think that Lucifer might actually be happier now that he’s lost his memory?”
“Nah, no way. Because it means he’s forgotten every one of his precious younger brothers. That wouldn’t make Lucifer happy. He love us too much.”
— Leviathan and Mammon (Chapter 38)
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i don’t understand people who think mephisto is some joyless asshole. he’s the man responsible for the Princess Diavolo and Unicorn Lucifer emojis. he really saw the man he hails as a god and king, and his arch nemesis, and went “what if i made them cutesy and chibified actually”
also he’s very loud and noisy. he’s been stated to spread rumors like a catty old lady. he’s a journalist; he knows all the hot gossip and he LOVES it. he’s constantly bragging about his family because he loves them and is proud of their accomplishments. the man’s got energy and passion and goddamnit he WILL use it.
he’s so talkative but he is also lonely. he’s so lonely. for the love of god give him some better social skills so he can make friends.
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House of Lamentation doing a irl Q&A and then someone asks if MC still has grudges over the brothers trying to kill them
MC: No, because, y'all.. look at me. Do I not look like I enjoyed being threatened? It was a super cool and new expierence, like..
Who here actually thinks that when Lucifer threatened to beat my ass, I wasn't like "oh? with your hand or a whip?" Who here thinks that when Satan said he was gonna cut my legs off, I didn't go like "oh so you want me on my knees then?"
And, let's say in a different universe where I actually have dignity and no degrading kink. I literally have a pact with all these 7 dudes *points to the brothers*
Like.. wait, Lucifer? Come up here. *Lucifer then stands next to MC, still a little red about the topic*
I could easily, with a snap of my fingers, tell him to strip right now and embarrass him. Like, personally, I think it's obvious I don't hold a grudge against him. I'd easily be able to go "Lucifer, strip" or-
Wait, no, no- Lucifer don't. That was NOT an order. Nobody but me gets to see your pretty little butt.
*The crowd whistling and yelling at MC's comment, while Lucifer is now cosplaying a tomato and regrets ever being born*
Lucifer: When we get home, don't even think about asking for mercy.
MC: Totally worth it.
Helspjsksjskjsjajsjsj MC should’ve let Lucifer keep stripping- just a little longer!!! Give the crowd what they want-
And MC is in a wheelchair the next day, grinning, “I still say it was worth it~” while Lucifer’s rolling his eyes behind them-
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fucked-upnatural where sam is pregnant with jack. he begs dean to get rid of it who agrees but how the fuck are you supposed to find somewhere that will give a male abortion How Do You Explain That? so he has to resort to some back alley supernatural surgeon and sam dies in the process. except. well. he doesn't. the baby persists. jack brings him back to life. when sam wakes up again he throws up and dean doesn't know what to do. sam dies again when he gives birth to jack; how else could he get it out? But he's forced back together again soon enough. dean doesn't know what to do with jack after watching sam go through the pregnancy and neither does anyone else. Lucifer is the first person to show jack unconditional kindness and its too sweet a fruit to resist.
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tbh, I just take the hair color inconsistencies as the characters dyeing their hair. asmo's natural color is blond but he goes pink/peach and brown sometimes and lucifer just dies his hair fully black every now and then
I love that idea, anon!
First of all, there is no doubt in my mind that Asmo is constantly changing his hair color. Of course he dyes it all the time.
And secondly, Lucifer trying his best to look less old is just hilarious to me. But he's always so busy he forgets to keep it up, so he just ends up back to the gray situation. Like he kinda cares, but he also doesn't care enough, you know?
I also like the idea that sometimes Asmo just does it for him when he thinks to. It's a whole to-do because Lucifer is probably like I don't have time for this and Asmo is all but Lucifer you look so good with it all dyed one color~
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According to what God said to Job, and what Gabriel then prophesied as a temporarily purple-glowing Jim, there was more than one Morningstar. ‘The Morningstars all sang together.’
Crowley was a Morningstar.
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Obey Me! Brothers – "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Lucifer: The question doesn't get much of a reaction from him. He'll stare at you for an uncomfortable amount of time, trying to decipher what kind of ulterior motive could be behind such an absurd question. He's trying to think of all paths to remedy such a thing. If you could peer into his mind, you would just hear the dial-up noise for a second.
Lucifer (drunk): He declares, unprompted (and very softly and sincerely), that he would still love you if you if you became a worm, and he has every confidence that you'd be the best worm that ever wormed.
Mammon: He's the one doing the asking. It leads you to suspect that he's under a curse as punishment from Lucifer and he is about to, in fact, become a worm. This causes you to hover around him worriedly all day until you are confident that he is not about to become the Avatar of Greed (Worm Edition). You still have to reassure him that you would still love him within a certain amount of time, of he'll get upset and pouty and pretend that the question didn't matter (it did).
Leviathan: He'll also be the one to ask the question. During a moment of introspection after binging an unexpectedly profound anime or game, he'll ask, dead serious. If there's too long of a gap of silence, he'll launch into a rambling speech about how he would take care of you if you were a worm. The silence is because you're wondering where he got that question from, and if you can trust his spotty record of taking care of creatures.
Satan: If you ask him, he'll approach the question from a very logical standpoint – the logistics of worm care. What kind of worm are we talking about? Is this a permanent thing? Is it a curse? He's certain he has a book to reverse that somewhere...or maybe it was about being turned into a snake? Wait right there, he's going to go find that book–
Asmodeus: He comes at you, tears glistening in his eyes, and drapes himself upon you, gazing up into your eyes like a starlet in some dramatic romance film from the 40's. He's been staring at himself in the mirror for an inordinate amount of time and wonders if you would still love him if he were a worm. He'd be the most beautiful and lovable worm, so of course you would, but he needs to hear it.
Beelzebub: He would be incredibly saddened by the concept because he fears that he might accidentally eat you without realising it one day. But he holds your face gently (like a hamburger), as if you were already a delicate, fragile little worm and he must be extra careful, and swears he would absolutely still love you as a worm.
Belphegor: Of course he would. What kind of question is that? He admits it wouldn't be nearly as fun because it would mean he could no longer cuddle up to and sleep with you, but at least it means you'd always be nearby in your terrarium when he was asleep.
Bonus!
Diavolo: He seems unduly delighted by such a whimsical question. So much so, you wonder if he might go looking for a way to turn this worm thing into another of his fun bonding activities. He gets a bit swept up in the idea of actually taking care of worm-you and starts thinking about how he would design and exquisite worm-sized palace of a terrarium for hypothetical worm-you and Barbatos has to gently ground him in reality.
Luke: The poor dear looks like he's about to burst into tears at such a horrible prospect. He valiantly vows that he would take care of you, and feed you the best sweets he could make and–and–! Oh dear. He's crying.
Solomon: He finds the question intriguing and though he gives an answer that is undoubtedly a 'Yes', somehow the phrasing and delivery and the expression on his face and the unknowable twinkle in his eyes makes you feel like there's some kind of fine print that you're forgetting (the fine print is being at the mercy of his cooking).
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