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#Good omens humor
couldhavebeenus · 9 months
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crowley is braver than any us marine for being interrupted during a love confession, taking aziraphale’s devastating news about heaven, and STILL following through with it anyways
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When you and your bestfriend are in a shitty situation:
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plinplim · 5 months
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I just thought about Azi and Crowley having a child….
Crowley: Say dada
Son: Daddy
Crowley: Say DADA
Son: Daddy
Crowley: FUCK SAY DADA!
Son: Fuck!
Crowley: NONONONONO DON’T SAY IT DON’T SAY-
Aziraphale: *returns to home* Hi my dears, I’m hom-
Son: FUCK!
Aziraphale: *triggered* Who taught you this word?
Son: Dada!
Crowley: …You son of a bi-
Aziraphale: ANTHONY J. CROWLEY.
Sorry for my English I’m kind of Italian🤌
Also I know this is old Wattpad humor but…
Pizza pasta mandolino
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inessencedevided · 7 months
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I think the systematic institutional reform needed in heaven and hell in season 3 should be accomplished by a union drive
It's organised by the lower ranking angels and demons for better working conditions, regular breaks and the right to fraternise with whoever they please
Eventually there's a meeting between the two unions to see how they can support each other's causes
Aziraphale and crowley are in a corner snogging (union solidarity)
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tiny-elf-of-doom · 6 months
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The angel on my shoulder: why don’t we start reading a romance novel?
The demon on my shoulder: a dark romance with a mafia boss…
Me, an actual lunatic: a story where a soft dom angel falls for a slutty snake dude, but it’s never requited and their ending is as tragic as their betrayal.
The angel and the demon:
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thatineffablewitch · 3 months
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Crowley invented social media (all of them) and got a commendation for it
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kiralena · 7 months
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I don't know if this has been done already 😄
my apologies for my lacking editing skills 😅
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bjs4bildad · 4 months
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He's got a point...
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David Tennant sometime after shooting the Job minisode: don't make turn you into a lizard again
Ty Tennant: ALL I DID WAS SAY HI TO MICHEAL??
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vidduality · 8 months
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Ineffable humor for an ineffable show. Heal your soul after the Good Omens S2 finale! (Includes Tumblr montage of Neil Gaiman "Wait and See" asks).
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noxequusart · 2 years
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Hastur and his granny
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How to treat your crush:
✅️throw a plant on his face so he'll no see you blushing.
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unstablel0ver · 3 months
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MEATY BLOW HELP ME
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tammyquest-blog · 4 months
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Found these at the grocery store. Made me think of Aziraphale. I mean look at the brand name and the fact they are mini crepes! Probably not up to his exacting standards, but the point still stands.
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sarah-skylark · 11 months
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Rotfl Good Omens spoilers
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thatineffablewitch · 3 months
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Me: hm well that looks like a Wednesday problem
Me when Wednesday rolls around and the problem is still there:
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