Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART ONE
Quick side note - tysm for all the likes, I appreciate it very much. To put how I feel right now into words, I would say that I feel like a silly little court jester who has done a silly little dance and now people like me
Shrine Of Resurrection
2/10 - would NOT recommend
◍All that fog in the beginning of the game is just condensation
◍looks like it's made for one specific height
◍ain't nobody over 5'3 fitting in there
◍no way that water isn't FREEZING cold after 100 years
◍how am I supposed to be the Hero Of Hyrule™ if I'm sleeping in cold water??
Uh oh hero of Hyrule caught a cold better tell ganon to take a week off terrorising everyone ig
◍at least the coldness would wake me up
Old Man's House
1/10 - would NEVER recommend
◍Lumpy "mattress"
◍the blanket looks so thin that an A4 piece of paper would be more warm
◍At least rhoam tried
But tbh the tried and fell like a cartoon character slipping on a comically placed banana peel
Hateno Village Bed
8/10 - would recommend
◍Looks like it would keep me warm on a cold rainy day
◍Sturdy and reliable bedframe
◍Cute and fresh bedsheets
Link's House Bed
5/10 - would recommend but at your own risk
◍cozy looking
◍Does not smell the best
You gotta think about how many times link has gone to bed without taking a bath (if he even does) and if he takes his dirty and/or sweaty armour off when he goes to bed (which I don't think he does tbh)
◍Cute bedsheets
◍Again, sturdy and reliable bedframe
◍Link might kill you if he catches you tho
Purah's Bed
7/10 -would recommend if you're small
◍Extra bouncy and fluffy bedsheets
◍tbh I really like the frilly edges
◍comfy as hell
◍Will have Purah asking you to leave tho
Goron City Bed
2/10 - wouldn't recommend
◍this looks like it's the root cause of back problems
◍yk that goron that has u get his ibuprofen bc of his back?? This is why
◍Can't smell bad cause the only thing u would be able to smell is ur burning nose hair
Tarrey Town Bed
7/10 - would recommend
◍Comfortable? Yes. Cozy? Not so much
I know that they're the same word but in my mind, there's a clear distinction between comfortable and cozy
◍cool and fresh bedsheets
◍bed would move if you did something tho, so not sturdy or reliable, it's literally just stacked planks of wood
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Spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom
When I started going up Death mountain and saw the Gorons acting weird, my stomach sank and I ran around like crazy trying to find Yunobo because I was so worried about him. I just kept thinking “where is he?!? Where is my boy!?!?”
When I saw him and he was acting like a jerk, I tell you my heart actually broke. In absolute pieces. I was absolutely devastated.
So far Ganon had only been an antagonist, so all the bad stuff he did was just “he’s a bad guy he does bad guy things”. But making my sweet boy act like that!?
Now it became personal.
(I turned him back to normal quick enough but still I was so distraught.)
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Here's the map to Death Mountain from Link's device! The first 4 locations are the most important and are already registered, and later you will see that Cherry gives a lot of useful information as climate and danger zones!
As always I hope you like it! 💖
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I love how one of the main themes of TOTK is the broken and "archaic" communication systems, or lack thereof- where everything is delivered by word of mouth and newspapers and so everyone is confused, conflicted, and panicked because everyone is seeing bits of Zelda going batshit insane and then Link comes through like "Zelda's missing" and they're like "bullshit man we just saw Zelda drop 50ibs of crack cocaine in the dumpster behind Popeyes" and nobody knows which version is true, plus the sky is falling and the ground is bleeding and nobody knows why or how to deal with it so every time you find out a new bit of information you have to tell EVERYBODY and they mamas all over again. It honestly reminds me of making plans in the early 2000's right before group chats were a thing, where if they weren't in your "Top Five" you'd have to manually call everyone separately to see what times would work best for everyone, then call back to see what y'all wanted to do because Tanya's mom said she can go to a movie but she ain't got no money so who's paying for Tanya, and then call again because Nicky needs a ride and has to be home by 9pm, and then call back again because the movie don't start until 7pm and there's no earlier times available because y'all wanna get Taco Bell before hand. Such a simpler time tbh this game brings back so many memories, so nostalgic :')
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