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#Gringos who can't cook
miguelswifey04 · 9 months
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puhleasee do where gabriella bringing over her gringo friend over to her parents house and they give miguel and y/n the most blandest unseasoned white food ever as a gift and miguel’s just like “oh…😦”
this shit got me DYINGGGG
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“i’d like for you guys to meet, max!” gabriella introduces max to you and miguel in which you both were happily delighted to meet gabriella’s new friend. you both shook hands and conversed a little with max. to your surprise max had bought food he had cooked to you both as a kind gesture. miguel was taken aback since none of gabriella’s friends have ever done something so kind and so miguel appreciated the gesture. you were happy to know your daughter had brought a good friend like max who had manners and good morals.
gabriella, max, you, and miguel make your way to the dinner table as you all sit in your seats and talk about anything that comes to mind. max as generous and kind as he is offered to serve you all plates of his very “unseasoned” food. miguel’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise, his mouth slightly agape. he struggles to conceal his bewilderment, his mind racing to comprehend the peculiar offering before him. the blandness of the gift is far from what he anticipated and certainly different from the vibrant and flavorful cuisine he's accustomed to.
you, on the other hand, aware of the importance of being polite and considerate to guests, make an effort to maintain a composed demeanor. though you can't help but share a brief glance of surprise with miguel, you quickly recollect yourself. you put on a pleasant smile, offering gratitude for the well-intentioned but decidedly plain gift.
"thank you so much," you say, careful to keep a polite tone. "this is... an interesting choice. we appreciate the gesture." the last words leave your lips with a slight twinge of humor, as if acknowledging the unexpected and amusing nature of the gift.
“oh, of course, i’m so glad you like it,” max exclaimed as he sat down and immediately went downtown on his food. gabriella, noticed her parents’ bewildered expressions and couldn’t help but feel embarrassed of her friend, max. she didn’t except max to be so unskilled in his cooking but nonetheless she couldn’t say anything to her friend.
meanwhile, miguel is still struggling to find the right words. he clears his throat and, with a touch of incredulity in his voice, manages to say, "oh... um, thank you. this is quite... unexpected." he tries his best to maintain a neutral expression, not wanting to offend or seem unappreciative, but his surprise and confusion are difficult to hide.
gabriella slightly kicks miguel’s knee under the table giving him the “DAD! please, be nice” kind of look. max was oblivious and so engrossed in his own deliciousness. miguel did his best to compose himself and you, you couldn’t help but chuckle. your excuse was that you thought of something funny and everyone decided to laugh with you.
the awkwardness of the situation hangs in the air, and miguel and you exchange a glance, silently sharing a mix of disbelief and amusement. it becomes a shared moment of understanding, a covert acknowledgement that the blandness of the gift is an unintentional source of comedy. of course there was some cultural gaps but at least this was more so of a funny moment that all of you will never forget.
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a/n: i know miguel was trying his hardest not to be outright rude 😭
tags 🏷️: @kairiscorner
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v-anrouge · 2 months
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Do you have a particular favorite Brazilian dish or recommendation for someone who's never had Brazilian food? Finally have some time to cook for myself and want to expand my pallet (bonus points if spicy food)
ok i must make you aware u asked the worst brazilian for this because i rarely go out so my experience with brazilian food is the food I used to eat when i used to go out 🙏🙏 brazilian friends im sorry for being such a bad rep
my fav food is a brazilian dish called empada (ou empadinha) ive seen a few gringos describe it as similar to a chicken pot pie but i can't really confirm or deny that now if we're talking like brazilian food that we have for lunch and dinner there's obv the classics like feijoada (esp if u choose to make the feijoada combo which includes churrasco, farofa and vinagrete) there's another classic the estrogonofe, churrasco by itself is good but like eating it with other things is way way better, there's also multiple ways to make rice in brazil for an example the baião de dois, arroz carreteiro, etc if you'd like to pair it up with something that isn't just white rice. my grandma used to make something that i absolutely loved it was frango com quiabo (chicken with okra) it was so good seriously I miss it 😿
the classic cuscuz if ur looking for foods that we eat as breakfast or during the afternoon lunch (café da tarde) there's also tapioca, bolo de fubá, pão de queijo, carrot cake with brigadeiro, corn cake, there's also like something it's a bit like a cinnamon roll i guess? but instead of cinnamon it's topped with condensed milk and coconut and it's absolutely delicious i forgot the name though 😭 there's also sonho which i really like though that's more something you'd buy at a bakery than make at home ig
FOR SPICY FOOD surprisingly , brazil isn't a country that eats super spicy food, our food is well seasoned but like not a lot of ppl eat super spicy food, obvi, there's certain regions of Brazil where this changes and spicy food is very very common however i am from são paulo, so we don't have that here💀💀 the most i can think of is acarajé (which is delicious I super recommend) but unfortunately to find more spicy brazilian food you'll have to ask a person from the southeast <\3 ERM this is really long and im starting to wonder if it's actually any help at all help me but here's a list of 100 brazilian dishes homie<\3
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dez-wade · 9 months
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Man I was so excited for this when I saw the tazercraft prison stream but now I’m just tired from seeing people arguing and dismissing tazercraft while saying foolish is better or “did nothing wrong” for that q!tazercraft or other people can’t be mad at q!foolish this fandom sometimes sucks and it’s mainly on twt
I thought that arc wouldn't be controversial at all. I was genuinely excited too about the stream, it was amazing. It got me really hyped and I think it's my favorite lore stream on the server. So I was really disappointed that I saw more people defending Foolish than talking about these two at all...
Like, the only reason I saw all these opinions was because I went to look up what people were saying about Tazercraft and the stream! I looked up their names specifically and it was All. About. Foolish. They only mentioned the two to dismiss everything so they could defend Foolish.
Like, I'm not even mad with Foolish, I think it fit his character greatly and he gave us an amazing Tazercraft lore and seems like we'll still get more which is I'm still excited about BUT it's so disheartening to see Tazercraft being dismissed by most of the non-brazilian part of the fandom. It's so weird to see them more worried about the guy who is fine, and not the two who just went through so much. People literally saying how Mr. Mustard was the same level as what they went through with Walter Bob so it was fine. The good old "they were going to be arrested anyway who cares, look he got a gun". You see people creating more angst of thin air going all "oh my god poor Foolish, Cucurucho is definitely threatening Leo". While Richas without his parents, a whole stream of pure angst with Tazercraft and Walter Bob is dismissed as "nah they'll be fine. ".
I was annoyed at first but I'm just sad and quite frankly gave up on gringos on twt taking the Brazilians seriously. The only one that gets close to it it's Cellbit and there's still people that hate it and accuse him of having a "main character complex". If they can't ignore the Brazilians lore, they'll complain they're having too much.
But anyway it's all Twitter, despite twitter being really big and that being a popular opinion over there, we can still live in our happy bubble here. And I will still look forward to whatever Tazercraft is cooking for us even if some people can't appreciate it. It's their loss.
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anonymousfoz · 7 months
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The Earth, Stars and Moon (Part 6)
Taglist: @quinnharperwrites, @holdmyteaplease, @yesireadbooks, @teacupsandstarlight, @vite-poh, @theoracleofgiana, @writeblr-of-my-own
Part 5 | Part 7
The gang had been travelling for days now. Neptune was quickly getting adjusted to the new life, but the heat was too much today. No towns had tried anything, meaning their warning had worked and they would be available to stay in Mexico with Wolfie's family. Brother Bear had went ahead leaving Sister Wolf and Neptune behind.
"Give me a minute." Neptune stopped to catch her breath. Sister Wolf didn't have the patience, but she knew this was what she was like years ago.
"The longer you keep going, the better you get." Neptune looked up, using her hand to block the sun out of her eyes. "It's what helped me when I was in your position."
"I know." Neptune took a sharp, but deep breath before continuing to talk. "I just am not built for the heat, despite my dad's job. I prefer to stay in the water or cool of Mexico. When it was cool." Sister Wolf went quiet before picking Neptune up. The teenager quickly got confused before Sister Wolf began talking.
"We would never get anywhere with you slowing down... besides, I too miss the cool of Mexico. The nights of cool or spending the hot days by the coast at mi mama's casa. That's where we are headed now."
"You know your mother?"
"Yes. She's going to adore you like she does to Beary. I don't talk about mi familia mucho, but I care about them. They just don't fully understand what I do. Like, they are mostly supportive, but they don't get it other than I'm killing gringos who keep stealing our people."
"Shouldn't you be happy then?"
"I should, but some family members have issues with it. Issues with me not being catholic anymore and speaking mainly English. They make me choose a life, when I want to balance both, mi hermano Juan is one of those people. He hated me since I came back. He believes I ran off, when I was taken. It's hard to have a family member hate you. It's another for it to be your hermano. He doesn't get along with Beary."
"Does the rest of your family get along with him?"
"To them, he is one of us. No matter what he was raised as or where he was raised. He's pretty much just another hermano to me. His Spanish could always use work. I think he understands it, but can't choose the correct way to say what he wants."
"Dad was like that in Mexico trying to raise me, we had to stay at this large house by the shore. He didn't speak Spanish, he could write and understand it. I would work for one of the older children while he raised the sun and then at night he would help cook and clean. He just can't form the words he wants to say. Takes him a while to think about it, when he can just write down what he wants."
"I never knew that he knew Spanish."
"He is fluent in French but he typically keeps quiet about it." Neptune looked up to the sky before pushing hair out of her face. "He always talks about how he would speak french to Mother Moon back when she was nicer. Do you know what changed her from that?"
"Conflict." Sister Wolf voice took a quick tonal change to one that was more serious than before. "There was a third with your father and Moon. They were always jealous of Moon's relationship with your father and tried to kill her to get to your dad. It caused the tribes to fight and to get others involved. Moon was never able to get rid of them, they are out there somewhere. Doesn't excuse anything she done, but it sometimes makes me feel sad for her. She had to act serious until one day she was no longer acting, she became a hollow vision of her past."
"I never knew that, I always assumed she just changed one day. That makes thing more... complicated. Do you know anything about the third person?"
"Only the myths, they vanished or got turned into a star. Only person who fully knows is your father, since the two were on good terms after the wars. Your father after all was the negotiator, Moon just isn't one who ever forgave people. The story could always be wrong, I only know parts I was told from Beary and Moon. I don't trust her side of it."
"You don't?"
"The tribes she said fought never existed. One did, but they claimed to had never been in a war since they are a peaceful society. Makes me think she's hiding something, she always is. But that's a story for another day, besides we are getting closer."
"You're just a fast walker."
"I been doing this for years and have to deal with a pack of wolves." Sister wolf stopped as she hit a fork in the road. She could either take the shortcut which would have salt spray and unpredictable waves or take the longer path which was safer but they would be there by sunset. "Are you okay with waves?" Neptune got off Sister Wolf's back and walked towards the water.
"Of course. I love the ocean." Sister Wolf smiled and the two began to walk.
Brother Bear walked to the back of the casa. Mamá had told him that someone was there for him, it was strange but he didn't seem to mind. Walking through the large lit home filled the grisly man with a sense of belonging and warmness. He walked through the doors and went onto the porch where Sapphire was waiting. She looked much different since the last time the two had met.
"Sapphire? What's going on?" Brother Bear joined her looking over the coast. The crashing of waves seemed to captivate Sapphire. "Sappy?"
"Would you still... love me even if I wasn't who I said I was?" What? Brother Bear stood confused for a minute, he didn't even noticed she was looking over at him. He thought about it for a minute before realizing that he really didn't know a lot about Sapphire, compared to Father Sun or Sister Wolf. Yet, she was the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. It raised a lot of questions he hadn't thought of before but he had to respond.
"It depends. I fell in love with you for being yourself, just depends how much of yourself is truly you." Sapphire let out an exhale before her gaze returned to the waves, always rising to crash before receding in an endless cycle. "Maybe tell a story? I love stories. They tell a lot about a person and makes you feel better."
"Long ago..."
Three gods lived in peace. One controlled the rays of the sun, his personality shone as bright as the celestial ball of fire. He brought the day, shining light over all before setting it. He was a gentle god and well beloved, but also taken by his counterpart. His counterpart was a lovely woman who was in charge of the night, protecting the innocent sleepers and guiding lost wanders with the stars she placed in the sky. She was know for being sweet, but cruel and manipulative. Her relationship with the gentle god was healthy but signs of conflict arose with the third god. The third god painted the sky with clouds and washed the earth with rain. All weather was in their control, no matter if it was a wispy cloud or a violent hurricane. The third god and gentle god were as close as siblings, something the second god couldn't understand, she grew envious over their close bond. She decided something would have to change to keep the gentle god to herself. All she wanted in her life was the one thing she never had, control. She set a trap, started a war and removed the third god from history; Myths remain, but only her side of the tale while the third god was casted out. Hidden with the aid of the gentle god, one day things would change and vengeance would be gained. But until then, the third god remains in the background casting storms to help the people they cared about.
Brother Bear looked up at the sky as clouds had suddenly formed during the story, he remained silent from all the new information. The story seemed familiar but he couldn't remember where he heard it from before. More questions arose but it was for a later time. Brother Bear went over and hugged Sapphire, holding her in his hands and refusing to let go. Time seemed unimportant to the two as they stood on the porch overlooking the shore. The silence meant the world to them as they would never have another moment like this where they would remain fully alone. No missions, no murder, just them and the shore.
"Do you have to go?" He already knew the answer. "I- Uh... te q... te-te am.. te amo, mi amor."
"You need to work on your Spanish, Beary." Sapphire kissed his cheek and like that she was gone. All that remained was Brother Bear and the misty clouds in the sky.
Sapphire walked through the hills of sand before seeing a bright glow of light.
"A little dimmer next time, Aelius?"
"It's Father Sun to you, besides you looked like you needed a light." Sapphire let out a smile before he continued. "Don't worry, I told her you had a favor to run for me. You can take your time… but you know she's going to find out eventually."
"I'm surprised she hasn't yet." The two began walking, their marks leaving prints in the sand that soon would disappear. "I want to escape but, I don't want to leave Beary."
"Faking your death, would leave him alone. Is it because you two have feelings for one another?"
"There is romantic feelings between us, but I don't know if he loves the true me or the side that has to be present. I want to tell him, but at the same time… I cannot."
"I see. So you put up with her, to spend time with him? He is really worried, he tried to tell me something Moonie does to you. I assume it's not good due-"
"It's not." Sapphire interrupted. "He doesn't want to ruin your relationship with her, he doesn't know how bad it already is. I can deal with it until Neptune gets accepted by a tribe."
"Because of the prophecy? I mean it's the only reason Moon does anything anymore out of fear."
"I doubt it's true anymore, that was set thousands of years ago. But if true, we will have to see." Sapphire had the strangest feeling they were being watched, but Father Sun reassured her.
"Moon isn't listening. And if she sent someone, no one really is as loyal to her anymore. It's a shame how much she changed, but the signs were already there." The disappointment in Father Sun's voice was heavy. "I always think that I had a chance to stop everything, but I was slow to noticing until it was too late."
"It's not your fault. No one could had known what was coming, not even oracles knew." The rest of the walk was more cheerful but these were all thoughts Sapphire had. The walk was enjoyable and very therapeutic as Sapphire loved long walks in the night. Eventually she reached her destinations as she had to a favor for Father Sun, one she was happy to do. It was a perfect night, like the ones Brother Bear used to be scared of, summoned a shovel and began to dig as the rain began to pitter patter on the sand.
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wlwomegaverse · 1 year
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In my country, there is no Eve feast. It's the day of Christmas we feast. Eve is for preparing dinner, baking, last minute gifts, getting excited for Santa (if kids around), maybe being allowed to open ONE present. Omegaverse would be cute like that! Getting the pups ready for the next day, but not letting them get too excited they can't sleep. No letting the older pups ruin it by telling them the truth. Wine aunt betas asking omegas when they'll add a/more pups to the family. Sexist Alpha who refuses to help with anything because it's Omega work. Y'know. Normal family drama. 😂
It still weird that it seems that a lot of countries don't have a Christmas Eve feast. Like, they feast in the actual Christmas day? Well, technically it's in Christmas day here because it's supposed to start at midnight, but it often doesn't and we just end up drinking beers until 3am. Like, I don't celebrate Christmas, but I like the party then feast then enterro dos ossos (which is eating the leftovers in the next day). Anyway, I'll shut up, I just like this tradition that translated in binge eating.
Anyway.
I think I could try. I admit I would end up describing cooking stuff we traditionally cook here even if the story doesn't take place here and I don't know if it wouldn't be a weird feast for gringos.
I don't even know if I can finish it in time or if it would end up as a late-Chritmas special, considering I still didn't even finished Kinktober 2022 lol
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thefvrious · 11 months
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@ghostsxagain said -> santiago & brady
☀️          »        what    was    your    character’s    first    impression    of    their    partner   ? absolutely floored and stunned. he thought he was seeing an angel, that he had died and gone to heaven. no exaggeration. 🍯          »        what    trait    does    your    character    admire    the    most    about    their    partner    ? honestly? his morals, definitely. he thinks it's beautiful that brady has a good head on his shoulders and a functioning heart in his chest despite where he came from.⚡          »        who    spends    more    time    on    the    phone   ? like texting etc? and not to each other? santiago. he has to be in his phone in case some shit goes down. ✏️          »        who    takes    longer    to    text    back   ? brady, but it's purely a work obligation thing. he would text back immediately like santi does if he had all the time in the world.💡          »        what’s    the    first    movie    /    tv    show    your    pairing    saw    ? something brady thought santiago needed to see -- something romantic? 🐣          »        who    has    the    best    style    ? oh, defs brady, but santi tries. 🔑          »        who    is    the    better    driver    ? once again, brady cakes takes the win. santiago texts while he drives. big yikes. ⭐          »        what    are    three    things    that    your    pairing    have    in    common    ? they have an interest in showcasing their bodies, they both find language to be fascinating though for different reasons, and they both lost their mothers relatively young.
🌩          »        how    does    your    character    calm    their    partner    when    they    are    angry    ? santi does a lot of sweet-talking when brady is angry. i feel like he doesn't see it often, so it's a lot of, "baby, lemme fix it" stuff. 🌼          »        who    was    the    first    to    say    i    love    you   ? my poor son santi definitely. and he said it too soon, for sure. probably the first time they fuqqed, tbqh. 🧀          »        who    is    the    better    cook   ? i can't speak for brady because i haven't had a chance to ask you??? but santiago is an excellent cook. he can make something delicious out of basically nothing. it's truly a gift. though it's mostly authentic cuisine, he's not good at gringo food ;)) 🌻          »        who    is    the    better    listener   ? brady, inherently, seems like a better listener. i think that santiago really tries, but if something triggers something in his head, it's hard. ✨          »        what    is    your    pairing’s    favourite    thing    to    do    together  ? dance. is that lame? santi loves to dance with him. ⚠️          »        who    has    the    crazier    family    ? their families are both crazy for different reasons, but i'm going to have to say that brady's family probably takes the cake what with his father and all.
🌙          »        what    are    your    character’s    love    languages    ––    gifts    ,    affection    ,    words    ? a combination of words of affirmation and physical touch. 🌤          »        how    long    has    your    pairing    been    together    ? what a grand question. i'll update this as soon as i get back with you about it. i feel like it's pretty fresh though <3 💛          »        who    says    i    love    you    more    often    ? santi baby can't stop saying it. te quiero, te amo, i love you, etc, etc. 😭          »        who    is    most    likely    to    forget    an    anniversary    ? i think the only way this would happen is if brady was like... really wrapped up in work. they're too into each other to forget something like that, and santiago -- with his affections returned -- is a hopeless romantic. 🍌          »        what    is    your    pairing’s    favourite    place    ? somewhere alone together where they don't have to worry about gaalan or the club or any other bullshit.
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androgynousblackbox · 2 years
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i think the racist comments the encanto criticizer received was wrong, but it says a lot that This is what made them want to talk about latin america. encanto takes place in colombia, but that poster has said nothing about the protests in colombia last year. people are also concerned about the upcoming presidential and congressional elections in colombia and how that could affect the economy and taxes. but somehow they can pay attention to talk down to an artist making fanart in another continent in a language the artist doesn't even speak? they say they're not a gringo but they behave like a gringo. them talking about being part of diaspora would probably just feel like whining to the people who actually live in those countries. like they're just saying they have lineage from those places to distance themselves from their american identity, but they don't actually have to deal with what it's like to live there. then to just belittle culture like culture is just language, food, and music. culture is also from religion, geography, how language changes how you think, ideas about collectivism vs individualism, and things you don't even notice about yourself like ideas of what is big vs small. some things you will never learn about culture regardless of where your family's from and that's okay. it all just felt tone deaf on their end to comment on things in a cartoon and expect everyone to agree with the american bc that's what i guess everyone is just supposed to do. still doesn't justify the racism though.
them talking about being part of diaspora would probably just feel like whining to the people who actually live in those countries. like they're just saying they have lineage from those places to distance themselves from their american identity, but they don't actually have to deal with what it's like to live there. THIS. Like, I don’t know if this person even realize how actually gross is for them to talk about how “you can talk the language all you want but I know none of you can cook and dance like I do” and “I know none of you could point out your own countries on an unlabelled map” from a First World Country, which DOES comes with some privileges that people in Latinoamérica don't experience and probably will never experience in our lifetime. When latines talk to them about how "if you don't know where our countries are in a map you can't talk about us", that is people pointing out their ignorance regardless anything outside of America which, as you just point out, is a perfectly valid point to make because they want to "defend" Encanto fanart while not caring about the real Colombians, their experiences and problems. When they say we don't know where our own countries are, they might think that is just returning the same coin, but feels like mocking those silly third world latines who are so uneducated and ignorant. When they talk about how we are ignoring our cousins in USA because their ancestors managed to get a better life on the USA and how unfair that is to them, that feels like a complete disregard for how hard and how much many latines WISH they could have a better life on their own countries. Like, your ancestors managed to get out and actually had things working out for them. GREAT, GOOD FOR YOU. But the rest of us couldn't and we desperately wish things were different, so this feels not like a call for solidarity but rather just pouring salt all over an open wound and then have the audacity to say we still owe them more consideration. I say I don't know if this person realize how callous their words are, but after the dead pet comment I have no trouble believing that they are perfectly aware and don't care because they just want to hurt their detractors without minding who ends up being affected by it. It's the casual cruelty while still asking everyone else to be more mindful for them that gets to me. It's like they just refuse to realize that second or third generation of immigrants have an inherently different cultural experience that latines who live in Latam. We may have some things in common, but there are things that I will never relate because I was born and raised here and things they will never understand because they never lived here, which it should be fine and okay because it doesn't mean any experience is bad or invalid, just different. We are NOT the same and that is fine, but if you speak TO us you have to realize that barrier is there and you can't be attacking the latin identity o education of your opponents without attacking all of us, especially when so many of us do struggle to feel pride in our ethnicity with all the shit we have to deal with.
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gangrenados · 4 years
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Dick and Jason dating a latina
@lovelyartemisa: Headcanons with Dick and Jason with a Latina girlfriend (not the latina stereotypes, todas lo odiamos)
This was much harder to write than I thought!
Okay, so as we know latino is an ethnicity, not a race and therefore is not so easy to resume since there's a lot of different cultures. That's why I'm gonna focus on a hispanic latina, also I will just focus on the general things here??
I might use some things from my country, like slangs cuz that are the things I'm more familiarized with.
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•This two had dated people from different races, cultures and even planets, so it's less to say that they wouldn't have a problem if you're from Latin america.
•I see them being respectul of your culture and beliefes, also they would try to understand them better to connect more with you.
•Another thing is that they would personally fight whoever racist ass who tries to harm you or insult you. Dick would be more polite than Jason, but he isn't afraid to throw a punch if things get tough.
•They were caught off guard when you called them "gringo" for the first time. They unconsciously started to remember if they said something wrong, but a few more times of being called that they got over it.
• They know that "Sana, sana colita de rana" doesn't do shit, but every time you sang it to them (ironically or not) their heart melts.
°Jason will roll his eyes, trying to hold up his tough face as he stitch one of his many wounds.
Your little song makes him grin,"Really?" He says, not taking his eyes from his bruised leg." I'm not a kid, babe." You roll your eyes at, but you know he's glad you're caring .
°Dick didn't wanted to talk, he was tired and aching, and not even the blood that poured from his wound could bring him to care.
He looked up to you when you started to sing as you cleaned his cut." Now you can stop complaining," you said and he huffed, but either way he was glad you were there for him.
Jason Todd
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•Jason loves when you both sit down on the couch and watch La Rosa de Guadalupe ironically, yeah Jason might not understand some of the slang or some of the words would be confusing to him, but that dosen't stop him for laughing at some scenes.
•He does try to learn how to cook some plates of your country, Jason wants to impress you and you can see it in the way he hands you the food with a little grin, waiting impatienlly for you to say something about it.
•Okay but why I see him being into Novelas? He will hold his beer tightly and much slower on any kind of snack he's having at the time as the villain says their discourse, smiling wickedly as they explain how they're gonna make the life of the protagonist a living hell.
"You know novelas are the same shit over and over again, right? You ask, but Jason shush you.
"Yeah, but I can shut my mind with this." He shrugs off." Okay but do you think Soraya will come back? Man, it's the third time that shit happens!"
•Jason isn't the most avid dancer in the world, he even gets really shy when you try to ask him out to dance.
•One of his favorite genres to dance with you is bolero, yeah it seems pretty out fashioned right?, well it's easier to follow your steps when you're pretty fucking close, also the music is relaxing.
•However, he knows the lyrics to some trap music and isn't afraid of gibberish to the beat whenever you're in a car ride.
•Jason does feels himself when those songs come up and you can't deny that he looks good when he does it.
Dick Grayson
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•Dick has an undying love for bachata, he loves when you dance close, your hands surrounding his neck as one of his legs are between yours while you sway to the music. Pure bliss, besides he gets to show off.
•"Marchate y pega la vuelta" and "Mientes" has gotten a new meaning with this man, he will sang it to you like if you have cheated on him. Also, he has become a fan of Selena.
•He has educated himself on your culture, in some way it has become a hobby when he just wants to relax. Sometimes Dick comes up with random facts about your country that leaves you like "How do you know that?"
•Dick heart literally melt whenever you call him by a nickname, it doesn't matter if it's "gordo, amor, mi vida, corazón" he just loves it. His eyes sparks when you do it and he can't help but smile to you.
•Dick understands Spanish and he can talk it fluently, so it's not weird that you can talk freely in that language whenever you want to.
"Que paja todo, man tengo que terminar una bocha de papeleo y tengo flojera..." you said as you snuggle closer to him. Dick's hand sneaks up to your hair to caress your scalp." O sea, no menor que ladilla."
"Bueno, pero quédate un rato aquí y después te pones en eso, amor." He suggests, shrugged off as you frown, your pouty lips and hesitation to get yourself to work make him smirk. " You really don't want to do nothing, don't you?"
"Ño" you mutter as you turn the tv on.
•He finds utterly cute when you had spent all day talking in English and at night, when you finally come home, you talk in weird mix of accents. Or when you forget a words and tries your hardest to remember it, just to finally say it in Spanish.
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Raiza's relationship with BTS.
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Jin.
The Cooking duo. Jin and Raiza spend hours teaching each other recipes from their hometowns. Dad jokes are a must even tho she picks them up later. He loves her and takes care of her as his little sister. Homemade birthday cake for Raiza? Hell yeah.
"What do you call an argentinian with a rubber toe?"
"I don't know, oppa"
"Roberto"
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Yoongi.
Yoongi and Raiza? Oh! You mean, dad and daughter?. Yoongi absolutely protects her, he taught her korean and composing. At first he didn't wanted to work with her, he was busy enough already, but after finally meeting Raiza he couldn't stop himself and got her under his wing. He sees her as a precious little thing, she's younger than Jungkook for God's sake, no one mess with Raiza if Yoongi is watching.
"You're doing amazing, kiddo"
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Hoseok.
How is Raiza so adorable? Hobi can't take it!. From the time they met and she all shy asked him for his professional dancer opinion Hobi and her became like brother and sister. She admires him so much and doesn't go a day without telling him that. When they need a deep talk they turn to each other in a heartbeat.
"Is it a ice cream talk or a wine talk?"
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Namjoon.
One of Raiza's first friend in the company, when she first arrived her korean wasn't at all good so they talked in english until she picked enough korean from Yoongi and Joon. There has been hundreds of books exchanged between them and Joon inspired Raiza to write her own lyrics. Raiza is teaching him spanish.
"Try to make it sound less gringo. Roberto"
"Rowberhtow"
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Jimin.
Raiza's biggest fan. Jimin knows every song and every dance step, goes to recording sessions and if he can't show up, Raiza gets a coffee truck and her favorite pastries in MV shootings. If he's coming back from tour she's the first one he sees when he arrives at the company and vice versa. Since Raiza is a couple inches shorter than him, he can't help but coo sweetly at her anytime the meet. Jimin never fails to remind her how amazing and talented she is, Jimin takes good care of her and Raiza teaches him bachata dancing.
"Have you had your vitamins already, Raiza-ya?"
giggles "yes oppa, not a child anymore"
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Taehyung.
Face masks, late night talks and Raiza trying every outfit Taehyung puts together, that is pretty much their relationship. He tries to get Raiza into gaming but she just doesn't get it. Very playful and affectionate with each other, they take each others pictures and even if they are in different countries Raiza sends him a picture of her outfit of the day for Taehyung to approve. Raiza has not tell anyone but when she first got to meet Tae, she had a teeny tiny crush on him that transitioned into her being platonically flirty with him.
"You look so handsome in this picture oppa, I might faint"
intense blushing
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Jungkook.
Actual siblings, turn everything in a competition. If one does something the other does it too to prove they can do it better, Jungkook is boxing? Well, Raiza can do it too. Raiza holds the highest note? Jungkook is practicing to reach higher. The current bet is on who can dance better in heels, Raiza is winning a fierce version of Idol in her thigh high boots. Even with all the bickering between them everyone can see how much they care for one and other.
"Bet I can eat these whole cup of ramyeon before you"
"Bring it on, bunny face"
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