#Grow a pear

[mallory69]

To my EXs

#GROW A PEAR #Spotify

[bored-cop-man]

I was singing a song to myself and put on a playlist on shuffle and it played the song I was singing😭😭😭/pos

#vpos #im so happy #this is why i love youtube music #how did it know #youtube music #grow a pear #kesha

[lacymoonchild]

#grow a pear #pear #pears #nature #fruit #food #foods #fruits #vegan #sticker #stickers

[destructive-ilya]

idc what anyone says, cottage cheese is good you’re just a coward

#grow a pear #get it? cause #cottage cheese and pears #or peaches #or blueberries #or strawberries

[tenspontaneite]

Pearmaster.

#rain world #slugcat #slugcat oc #everyone please look at my stupid meme scug #i spent probably too much effort on this #but it was fun #in game they would work as something of a cross between saint and inv #they generate one pear per day #which can be eaten for enormous nutrition #or thrown to detonate as a singularity bomb #once they awaken like saint they cannot ascend anything #however they can generate pears on command #and also fly #causing them to become an unstoppable pear bomber #pears are generated along the tail and sometimes on the back #they grow on stalks #my art

[mediumsizetex]

家人的拥抱 by guotanbiantai

#My Little Pony #Friendship Is Magic #Applejack #Pear Butter #guotanbiantai #watercolor #they grow up so fast #SFW

[sergle]

JELLIES SOON

#TOMORROW... GOD WILLING #I need to take pictures of the jars. but they're going to be Patreon Jellies. as a heads up #they're pear and cinnamon (our pears) (we didn't grow the cinnamon though) #sergle.txt #I can't do it today bc it's 11am and I need to go. to bed

[lobotomyladylives]

doesn't anyone make music that sounds like late 2000s-early 2010s kesha. anyone at all. the absolute state of the BORING & UTTERLY UNDANCEABLE pop music these days. I love high energy overproduced pop music!!! I don't want this mid tempo shit‼️‼️

#before someone points out that i like tswift: yes. but she is not that sort of artist. not club music #sometimes (often!!) i just want to hear something that sounds like tiktok or backstabber or die young or cmon or we r who we r or #your love is my drug or grow a pear or cannibal or take it off or blah blah blah or even timber #that is all the songs i know by her & i like them all . very iconic #wait theres blow too i just dont like it very much #I WANT GOOD CLUB MUSIC #i say that like i go to the club more than like twice a year #NOOO I SPELLED TIK TOK LIKE THE FUCKING APP NO SPACE. I MEAN THE SONG . NOT FUCKIN TIK TOK MUSIC

[wildrungarden]

4/18/24 ~ transplanted 7 of my cherry tomato plants! A mixture of Atomic Grape, Yellow Pear, Golden Hour & Tiny Tim 🍅🍃

#tiny tim tomatoes #tomato garden #growing tomatoes #indoor garden #sustainable gardening #container gardening #vegetable gardening #starting seeds #growing food #plant life #plant mom #veganuary #homesteading #yellow pear #atomic grape

[themightyfoo]

Harvest time! We took the apples and pears yesterday...boxes and boxes of them (way more than shown here!)

And my husband immediately made two apple pies. Yum! Braeburn apples make such good apple pies.

#gardening #gardenblr #gardeners on tumblr #grow your own food #grow some of your own food #apples #pears #apple pie #food #harvest #autumn #not the house of have-tos

[mumblelard]

saving the world one couch nap at a time and also happy friday imaginary constructs

i dreamt i got hired to do public relations for a collective of sentient alleyways. in the course of interviewing them for their press release i discovered something startling, then i woke up

#blue moons #new moons #epic epochs #imperfectible prosody #jelly elephants #reborn as a vending machine i now wander the dungeon #i am not a number #i watched the collapse of a delvian death cult #i saw a man so beautiful i started crying #i remember damage #i remember it all too well #i want to be a turtle when i grow up #i was there for some of the beginning most of the middle and all of the end #you throw a rotten pear under the hanging tree for the squirrels to fight over #and that would fix everything #mumblelard's legs #battered old wooden desks #boba #second blue moon epoch #first autumn #end of messages

[skyward-floored]

YOU ALSO HATE BRADFORD PEARS??? We have Callery Pears on my campus (very similar) and they smell SO BAD in the spring. 0/10 tree. 0 stars.

THEY’RE TERRIBLE I HATE THEM I’m allergic to them and they’re all OVER where I live I can’t escape them 😭

There’s even one in my yard (though technically only half of one now since part of it blew over last week). I don’t know if that one is a true Bradford pear, but it’s something similar for sure since it has the weak limbs and the nasty-smelling flowers. It also has murder thorns too that make it very hard to move dead limbs so basically it’s just a terrible tree all around.

#always nice to see other Bradford pear haters XD #I mean I’m willing to put up with a lot and I know some plants just aren’t going to be my thing #but the pears are almost ALWAYS planted just because they grow fast and look pretty and nobody thinks about the downsides and arrrrrrgh #plus I was reading something once that said they’re invasive?? #I don’t remember where I read it so it’s a questionable source #but still #plant literally anything else I beg of you #answers from the floor #jam cat time

[inkykeiji]

🍅🥫🍅🥫🍅 sauce season has started!!! 🍅🥫🍅🥫🍅

#lots n lots n lots n lots n LOTS of tomatoes hehehe #but!!! it’s for the entire year!!! #also those are our apples n pears from our trees!!! (´∀｀)♡ #i’ve never lived anywhere with a personal garden before so i’m so so happy n grateful #it’s so cool and rewarding to grow your own food #anyway pls have a good day today!!! <3 #i am going to try and have a better day than yesterday! <33 #clari chatters

[angst-and-fajitas]

Photos of some spring blooms from our backyard friends, from today while I was weeding the garden! Apple, rosemary, and pear blossoms :)))

Plus some little honeybee friends hangin out in there!

#i love my fruit trees very much!! #our pear tree is a few years old now but refuses to grow any taller for some reason?? #idk maybe it just doesn't like the desert

[lovelesslittleloser]

I see a lot of soulmate au fics where someone can hear their soulmate sing, but they for whatever reason don’t sing for many years.

However, not ONE of these fics has gone in the direction of ‘no one’s singing to me, so I probably don’t have a soulmate, so I can sing whatever I want with no one to judge me for it’

#just imagining increasingly worrying songs or just song that are objectively fucking stupid even if they are a bop #songs #soulmates #soulmate aus #music #when they still think they might have a soulmate and it’s just normal stuff. popular bands maybe #starting to think they don’t have a soulmate and it switches to dramatically belting Careless Whisper and Scrubs #believe they don’t have a soulmate and suddenly it’s all I Can’t Decide and Meant To Be Yours and The Masochism Tango #then they realize that they DO have a soulmate. and suffer #suffering >:) #>:) #imagine they’re in the middle of singing Grow A Pear and their soulmate just melodically says ~fuck you~ #ahh… sadism at its finest #okay maybe not finest but definitely pettiest #shitpost