#H e l p

[teaboot]

IM LOSING MY FICKING MINDDD

#*SCREAMING* #I HAVE TO QUIT MY JOBBBB #I CANT EVEN PROVE ANY OF THIS WHAT THE FUCKKKK #H E L P

[clownsuu]

Don’t mind me just have some doodles-

Cw the spooky (?)

#certified bug enjoyer #specially large buggy b o y o s #its a death trap for me #h e l p #welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home frank #welcome home howdy #welcome home barnaby #welcome home eddie #welcome home sally #welcome home julie #welcome home poppy #Zayum so many peeps to welcome home

[the-ordinary-doctor]

|God, why is my stupid fucking post about eating shredded cheese for 0 reason the most popular post ive ever made on this blog for an OC i have but rarely ever use-| |WHY DID THE COLLECTIVE TUMBLR BRAINCELL GO "oh, post about cheese? REBLOG AND LIKE MM YES I TOO LVOE CHEESE"| |I DID NOT INTEND FOR THE CHEESE POST TO BECOME THE SOLE REASON WHY THIS SIDEBLOG IS INNATELY ALIVE-|

#IT KEEPS GROWING- #H E L P

[eijisangel]

Listennn- waking up to kiri going to town between your legs like a buffet is truly sending me dimensionally rn 🙃

You wake up drenched and gasping as his tongue works wonders on your clit, your hands immediately finding purchase in his hair.

“Gmornin’ darlin’, sorry I couldn’t help myself,” he says between licks, arms locked around your thighs. It doesn’t take long for you to be shaking through your first release, his eyes dark as he promises he’s not through with you.

#H E L P #mine #she speaks #kiri #eiji #kirishima #kiri smut #kirishima smut #mha smut #drabble #don’t mind me I’m just talking

[my-secret-shame]

Trying really hard at Normal ConversationTM with new people at a garden party:

Person A: Who was the actor who played the guy in Annihilation?

Person B: Oh, yeah, who was that?

Me:

#h e l p #oscar isaac

[authorpkreeves]

Time spent doing hobbies even if you suck at them is time well spent. TIME SPENT DOING HOBBIES ESPECIALLY IF YOU SUCK AT THEM IS TIME WELL SPENT.

Me @ me about wanting to start to knit but afraid of failure.

#personal #knitting #h e l p

[selfinserttothestars]

@midnightmah07 help me I was looking through my camera roll and found this drawing that I did in September

What are they arguing about? Why is Grim losing the argument? Who is Daisy sending this selfie todjhshdcjvks???

#mah help #mah I forgot I made this #I’m cackling #h e l p #my art #traditional art #sketch #twisted wonderland #twst #yuusona #twst yuu #twst sona #twst oc #Daisy 🌼

[punkinspice]

"Covered in scars but roses are coming through the cracks" is such a raw line and its from a Sonic the Hedgehog song of course

#I AM SO OK AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS I PROMISE #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #H E L P #the angst #the Angst!!! #sonic #sonic frontiers

[lethal-effect]

making a separate post because what the fuck

anyway happy 10 year anniversary to the only marvel film

#H E L P #stucky #don't mind me #marvel #mcu #stevebucky

[im-no-jedi]

Y'ALL PLEASE LOOK AT THIS SCREENSHOT I TOOK ACCIDENTLY

OH LORD HE COMIN'

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #sergeant hunter #hunter tbb #tbb hunter #I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SLDKFGIOFLDKSDJ #H E L P #XDXDXD #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz

[ofmd-ann]

Me trying to sleep tonight:

#i cant stop staring at this picture #this is me and @agaywithcoffee rn #i may never close my eyes again 😵 #h e l p #ofmd #ofmd meme #our flag means death

[teaboot]

I just want you to know that I love reading your life stories and from the context clues on your posts this is what I imagine you look like because you're a 5'3" security guard.

ASFDGGGJHHJGGJGUJGUHFDFGFFFADFSDHHJK

#I'm crying this is literally it #And the worst part is I forget how short I am #So really big dudes get in my face sometimes #And I have to be reminded to keep my distance in case someone gets violent #Cause I'm like #Dude chill #Forgetting that they could actually pick me up and toss me like a bean bag #Corgi complex #H e l p #Picture is the table woman speaking on a microphone with lil athlete man looking up at her from shoulder height #But with my icon pasted over his face

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

i, i am not over how Fate explains the family situation to little Vivio. Like. the show was trying, so hard not to be gay, while still having Fate and Nanoha... be Fate and Nanoha... aka, uh, life partners. sharing a bed. when no one else was. for. no necessary reason.

and. and then they, they, they invent a Whole New Way of being gay

what does it MEAN when a women says "It's my job to watch over you and your mom". this is.

Fate's not their bodyguard? literally she is not. she's Nanoha's very ridiculously close friend, she's taking on the role of being Vivio's mama with Nanoha... I... her, her 'JOB' is to watch over them both??? she's, she's assigning herself that role?

she couldn't just say they're friends and leave it at that???

and Nanoha's sitting next to her on t h e i r B E D smiling and nodding along with this, she's calling Fate "Fate-mama" around Vivio, beaming when they snuggle each other like mother and child, and, im sorry, but

LIKE. they don't even have the excuse of LEGAL reasons- Nanoha's the guardian, but it's just a given? that Fate?? Will be Vivio's mother too????? BECAUSE SHE. LOOKS AFTER NANOHA. SHE. IS HERE TO SUPPORT NANOHA. SHE'S NANOHA'S.... WHAT???? PROTECTOR? she's just casually admitting part of her life revolves around Nanoha, and now Vivio, and

(and then of course she turns out to be the softy parent of the two)

i can't believe my head is still exploding over this almost twenty years later. Fate. what kind of lesbian move was that

"it's my job to watch over you and your mom" good gods help me

#magical lyrical nanoha strikers #nanofate #vivio takamachi #fate testarossa #nanoha takamachi #h e l p

[rosesoma]

in light of the new episode, have this doodle i made cuz i was having a crisis

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #listen. listen #do i wanna fuck them or do i wanna be them? #TRICK QUESTION IT'S FUCKING BOTH #H E L P

[taechnological]

man went through an actual upgrade just to torment me

#h e l p #taehyung #bangtan #taechnological #bts #kim taehyung #bts v

[completeoveranalysis]

[2]

We come back to LAVA LAMP CLUTCHING THE FEW REMAINING BROKEN SHARDS OF SYAORAN TO HIS CHEST 

FAI AND KUROGANE ONLY JUST GETTING THERE, FIGHTING THROUGH THE HOWLING WINDS AND THEIR MASSIVE INJURIES TO SEE THE DYING FRAGMENTS OF THEIR SON FALLING AWAY

AS LAVA LAMP HOLDS THE SHARDS OF GLASS TO HIS CHEST IN DESPERATION

And Fai’s stolen magic hanging in the air above them

:’D Tsubasa

Yup! It’s Tsubasa!

Yes this is absolutely the most painful way to expand on this moment, thank you Clamp

#HOWLING #FAI AND KUROGANE ON EITHER SIDE #LOOKING INWARD #LOOKING TOGETHER #AT THE SHARDS OF OUR DEAD SYAORAN #AND LAVA LAMP COLLAPSED IN THE MIDDLE #H E L P #Tsubasa #Vol 211 #Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #Fai #Kurogane #Lava Lamp Guy #Syaoran #Oh that middle page with Fai and Kurogane #With their faces showing up on each other's side of the page #The ARTFULNESS of this?? #How much CLAMP enjoyed the details of this scene?? #IT’S SO GOOD #IT’S SETTING ME ON FIRE #IT’S WONDERFUL IT’S AWFUL I LOVE IT I WILL NEVER RECOVER