#HAHA PEE PEE

[treeroot06]

>Be vsauce joey >See gigantic dangeorus alien entity beyond human comprehension >Instantly ram your vehicle into a tree and start rolling down a hill.

#Idk why i did like a greentext format #ignore that #vargskelethor #vargskelethor joel #joel #vinesauce #vinesauce joel #voices of the void #votv #funny haha #pee my pant from laugh

[aae-tuu]

POV: They’re transformed into Humpty Dumpty because of a curse technique🥚

Ft: G. Satoru & G.Suguru (except I have a favorite) (fluff, crack, gn!reader)

Also: I think I should clarify all the POV’s/headcanons I’ve written so far are about teenage SatoSugu because I refuse to acknowledge that they grew up apart and not together

Also also: Don’t worry about the logistics of this cursed technique just roll with it haha

Gojo Satoru:

Locks himself in his room and refuses to leave

You have to pry open the door because he literally put 9183918492001 locks on his door and he keeps shouting at you to leave him alone

Once you break in he’s all bundled up in blankets upon blankets but you notice the shape is strange so you pull them all off at once

And once you do

You drop the blankets in shock

“DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!😭😭”

He literally looks like 🥚☹️

It takes a while to coax him out of his room but once he does he will waddle after you

You have to make sure you’re keeping an eye on him because he’s now super delicate and if he trips and falls

🥚🪦

The Gojo bloodline will end with him

He’s not use to being so…breakable so it’s hard for him to accept he’ll be in this state for a while

If he gets annoying threaten to make an omelette out of him and it should shut him up

On the plus side

Once he discovers the uses of his new body he’ll get excited

Tried to use his technique to see if it still works and he almost blew himself up

Pranks people (“OH NOOO MY SHELLS BEEN CRACKED” he shouts as he lays on the ground with ketchup on him), hides in bushes to scare little kids then waddles before the parents can see him, once followed Nanami around and made him question if he was going crazy as he stared behind Haibara to see an egg that looked strangely similar to Gojo staring back at him like 🥚😈

(When Haibara turned around there was nothing there and Nanami insists that he is not going crazy and an egg has been following them)

Geto Suguru:

Sulks on a couch for a while

You know that Shinji meme?

LITERALLY HIM HAJSOSK

sorta since he can’t exactly bend all the way but close enough ig

When you approach he tries to comfort you??? even though he’s the egg???

Sit with him while he adjusts to his new body and he’ll slightly feel better

Very careful when he walks cause he doesn’t want to lose balance and topple over

Will grab onto your arm which would be hot under different circumstances to keep steady when he feels nervous

Will actually follow you everywhere you go because he doesn’t want to be left alone while being an egg

Well

Almost everywhere

WILL NOT LEAVE THE CAMPUS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES NO MATTER WHAT

Anyways

He’s a little skeptical about using his technique after his transformation but he wants to see if he can still summon curses

At the end decides not to because he doesn’t want to risk being eaten

Go ahead and tease him a little

Walk slightly faster than him while he follows you and just watch him waddle after you at the best of his ability without falling

Laugh all you want and he’ll still smile at you

(He’ll get you back once he’s back to his original self just you wait Y/N)

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #gojo x reader #geto x reader #jjk x reader #gojou satoru x reader #geto suguru x reader #gn!reader #i thought of this while I was peeing #i was like #‘haha imagine if they were eggs’ #…wait

[scampthecorgi]

Scamp put on his best red bow tie to honor Paul Reubens.

Pee-Wee Herman might have said oooo, bow tie-ey! Scamp, if you love that bow tie so much, why don’t you marry it??

Paul Reubens will be missed!

#scamp the corgi #corgi #dog #pee wee herman #pee wee's playhouse #paul reubens #pet #pets #animal #animals #corgis #dogs #cute #adorable #silly #funny #pembroke welsh corgi #lol #haha #comedy #humor

[iamyoursonly]

Try again? (30/9/2023)

I’m trying so hard to cope please bear with me. WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE

edited on 12/12/2023

‘Love is the most twisted curse of all.’ You always say. And yet, you fell in love with me and I fell in love with you.

“Yo.” You wave, and you walk over to me, with that soft gaze and cocky smile. I knew you well, so I would just run over and give you the biggest hug ever. I mean you loved it even though the impact would make you fall down. “I missed you so much.” You’d breathe down my neck, and I’d say it back, “I missed you more, Satoru.”

We walked down the street, hand in hand, with ice cream too, preferably. You’d steal mine when you finish yours and we’d bicker until the same old man tells us off.

“Just buy a new one you good for nothing lanky tall guy.” I’d call you to make you pissed, but you would just tell me, “You love me though don’t you.” with that signature smirk of yours, and you take advantage of your height and take my ice cream away from me. It was like that everyday. It was good while it lasted though.

I moved to England the year later, but we facetimed every night. You visit me on every single weekend and every holiday you have, but I was forced into too many activities that I couldn’t make enough time for you. That must’ve been the case, because you broke up with me a month later, saying you can’t take it anymore. I know it was a full on lie but I had to give up, or I would bring you down with me. “I’m sorry Satoru, I-” I cried on call, I could see the red stains on your eyes too, but you were pretending to be calm and cool, I know you’re lonely but I can’t do anything about it. “Save it, just take care.” Then you cut the call, and I bawled my eyes out that night.

Moving on after you was hard, those times I had with you in Japan kept appearing in my mind. I heard from Shoko that you’d moved on and was dating another girl whose name was Himeko, I knew she was pretty and I told Shoko to tell you that it’s good that you’d moved on. I started picking up drinking at the age of 17, then smoking at 18. It was hell when you weren’t around, I regret not begging you to stay when we were on call.

I knew I was dying once I was admitted to the hospital unconscious. My parents wanted to know what was wrong with me too, but I couldn’t bear to tell them after all the money they’d invested in me. Shoko visited me, she said that you didn’t know yet, because if you did, you’d go on a serious rampage and might hurt someone. I was in the hospital for two whole weeks before leaving. On the last day though, a bouquet of roses was on my table. No card, nothing was slipped in the bouquet, but I really hoped it was you who sent it.

I got up to my feet again and started working hard, hoping that I could go back to you as soon as possible, but it was too selfish for me to. You have a girlfriend and a happy life, your instagram was full of smiles and laughter, it makes me forget that I wasn’t with you anymore. When I finally posted on my instagram story, with a photo of me with a neck full of medals together with a friend, you messaged me and said ‘good job’ like you always do. To be honest, I hoped that you’d forget about me and never look back, but deep down I hoped that you had never given up on me.

Turning twenty years old and coming back to Japan to finish med school after 2 years of prior study in England, I speak fluent English and tried to appear with more confidence. I got to take glimpses of you when you caught my eye at the shopping mall I loved to go to. The only thing that was different was you were with your girlfriend, laughing. But wasn’t with me.

When Shoko told me you and Himeko broke up and I was almost overjoyed, I hope you won’t drink that much and get drunk because god knows what you’d do. Before I knew it you were at my door, apparently Shoko gave you my new address and there you were, looking as handsome as ever and was so drunk your ears were bright red.

I opened the door and you locked eyes with me, “Hey.” You say, your voice was so much deeper now, you were so much taller too, “Hi, Gojo.” I say back and you furrowed your brows, “Isn’t it Satoru for you?” My heart fluttered, it shouldn’t have been like this but I couldn’t help it, “Satoru, I thought you moved on, what happened.” You just stood there, in front of my door, and I was so glad somehow, “Can you hug me? Please? I know it’s out of line and all but-”

I cut you off with an embrace, “I missed you so much, Satoru.” and you hug me back, “I missed you too.” I bring you into the house, you were really drunk, and you kept rambling about how you were really sad when you broke up with me, “I really didn’t want to, maybe you could’ve had a better future there without me and all, and I really tried to move on, I dated Himeko because of that, but when she figured out that I was using her because I missed you, she broke up with me. I love you so much and I missed you so so much, my love. I might’ve messed up real bad when you moved to England, but I just wanted you to have a better life with someone better. I didn’t know that my heart would ache that much without you around.”

Tears were streaming down your ocean blue eyes, and I felt somewhat responsible for that, “Satoru, listen. I had no choice but to move, my parents spent so much paying for my tuition in England and I couldn’t let them down, I indulged myself in all that studying and extra activities I couldn’t even make time for you, it’s my fault too, I understand that you’d leave me for it. But hey, I never moved on from you, every night I’d think of you, hoping that you’d show up at my door all smiley and tell me that the break up thing was a joke, but you never came. I also hoped that the bouquet of flowers was you when I was in the hospital because I missed you too much but I made it, and I’m back.”

I was crying too, and we just held each other until the sun rose, “That bouquet was me. I’m sorry, I should’ve wrote a card or something.”

When I woke up, you were nowhere to be seen, I was too desperate that I had my real feelings show. The doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, you were there with your soft gaze and a somehow still cocky grin, “Hey. Wanna try again? The dating thing?”

And I mean how could I say no, “Yeah, let’s try again.”

Soon after it was my twenty fifth birthday, we were at your favourite restaurant and ordered your favourite food. You had me wear my best outfit — that blue dress I adore so much, to go to dinner with you. Everything was going smoothly, I was happy, you were happy, we were talking and laughing. The music in the background played joyfully and it made people feel like a stone has been lifted up from their lives.

Suddenly, the music stopped. And I turned around to the pianist that was playing the song. The man smiled at me, then as if on cue, the birthday song started playing.

You sung, “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to my love~. Happy birthday to youuu!”

I was overjoyed, and was ready to throw myself in your embrace and fill your face with kisses. But you knelt down on the floor, opened up your red velvet box, and asked me, “Will you marry me?” I didn’t know what to say, the shock and the embarrassment got to me — not that I mind though. Every moment with you is and will always be precious to my heart. So I helped you up and threw my arms around you, before muttering a soft “yes”. You teased me, telling me to say it again, as embarrassed as I was, I simply couldn’t resist your charms and just let you be.

“Are you ready to be my amazing wife, Mrs. Gojo?” You teased.

“Do I look unprepared?” I laugh, “I’m more than ready to spend my whole life with you, you goofy freak!”

You just laughed at the mention of me calling you a ‘goofy freak’, but added, “You love me though.” and I just said, “Too bad I do.”

And you were right, ‘Love really is the most twisted curse of all.’ But I’d still take the risk to love you over and over again.

master list

#gojo satoru #gojo #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen #shoko #shoko ieri #anime #jjk #satoru gojo #geto suguru #pls send help my delusions are paining me #gojo and you #gojo x you #jujutsu gojo #jjk gojo #hehe #enjoy haha #peepee #poo poo pee pee #poopoo #hopefully it’s fluff #hopefully its well planned

[calithecretin]

Lmao imagine being a redhead

#pee warning? #postal dude #postal guy #postal #postal 2 #rws #running with scissors #shitpost #haha pee funny #postal fanart #postal guy fanart

[mattcameronschesthair]

stone gossard smoking a bowl is what im talkin' about

#haha pee #stone gossard #stoney #420stoner #420 #weed #i finally fohnd it who cheered

[emmet-appreciation]

Pros of becoming a Joltik guy: You can hang upside down anywhere

Cons of being a Joltik guy: None, I think

#magical girl au #au #emmet #kudari #ingo #nobori #submas #subway bosses #subway masters #ya'll have been rbing the original post with amazing ideas and i've been wanting to draw some more stuff with the au for awhile haha #anyway if anyone says that looks like pee i will explode in no uncertain terms so SHHHHHHHH /hj /lh #i have a friend who i think stims hanging upside down and i feel like it'd be something that a joltik emmet would enjoy haha #my art #i was debating whether or not to colour this but i don't think it's too bad :)! #gotta get back into the swing of things

[adriancatrin]

i’m drunk and made the gay content we all deserve

#drunkposting #my art #i smell like cat pee #here’s kissy stuff #i have another gay pose i wanna do #i’ve decided i like drawing their profiles best #mmmm profiles #sexy profiles #ignore zukos hunchback i’ve never drawn someone leaning over like that before #and i realized too late i’d put the hunch too high hahahaha #same with sokka’s nipple #it’s slightly too high #drives me fuckin nuts #also i love love love drawing hands and hate all the drawing hands hate #BUT ALSO #wow do i suck at it sometimes #so i get it #also an actual color scheme?? by ME?? i blame sokka not wearing a blue shirt #i could go warm and fun this time instead of trying to also incorporate cool colors #which my coloring is bad enough w/o going overboard like that haha #anyways it’s tag time #sokka x zuko #sokka/zuko #zukka #art #atla #fan art #zuko #sokka #gay

[spamgyu]

Hawaii (?) pics just dropped,, how are you holding up?

im so normal im like sooooo normal im so fucking normal i couldnt get normaler. normal people wish they have what i have, which is to say normal. i literally am so so so so normal. i enjoy music and images like a normal person. i go to bed like a normal person. if you open up the dictionary and look up the word normal theres just a pic of me.

im normal. im REALLY normal. im so fucking normal.

normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal

#haha so normal. haha #i woke up in a cold fucking sweat actually #i got up to pee and now i cant go back to sleep #spamasks

[euesworld]

I went to the most beautiful place today with my friend, it was a really nice time.. nature is definitely one of the more beautiful things in life. Good company is too - eUë

#beautiful place #nature #mother nature #in the woods #walking in the woods #woods #beautiful #trees #life #life quotes #good company #friends #friendship #almost got caught peeing by a jogger #haha #terrifying #on queue #photos #green #she was peeing too #but she was off the path #lol #gave me an ear full #off the path #off the fucking path #idiot #me i mean #it was so green #i'm so dumb #obviously

[wet-jammies]

Emojimix randomized this lmao

Feel free to use!

#omorashi #haha pee

[wisdomme]

I'm obsessed with bedwetters wetting the bed on purpose atm. How would you feel if you thought you could get away with waking up and relieving your bladder right next to me, thinking I was asleep but I growl out "are you peeing my bed awake?!" and force you on your back with your legs open

If you're with me this far, what about when I tell you to finish what you started, the mess is already been made so go ahead and finish peeing while I hover over you holding your knees apart

#omorashi #bed wetter #omo #does my dirty talk need work here haha im tired #been up ages #this scenario ends with you spread and tied on my bed in your mess with my edging you #until you manage to apologise and tell me you want to wear diapers so you can comfortably leak pee pee without having to get up #omu oops

[m0e-ru]

happy monday once again! since im sharing what’s a bunch of stupid witty posts in my draft, I might as well bring out this thing.

I’ll re-debut gsaslau at some point, but here’s what feels like the 6th iteration of the timeline for it after 1000000 attempts of putting it in order.

As of queuing this, I have barely written proper synopses for half of the notes nor have I actually transferred it onto the board itself from the app i wrote it on. But I’m just hoping this is more than the nothing I’ve put out over the years than how much I’ve actually worked on this AU in the dark.

Because this is one of the hundred attempts of making it, there’s a lot of stuff i have no idea where to put nor have I actually put it down yet, but it’s the basic gist and flow of everything. And regarding everything that’s actually written, take it with a shaker of salt because I have not proofread anything at all. This thing is essentially a giant wip of things if you’ve seen kairou already.

#persona 4 spoilers #gsa sl au #p4 #⛽️🌫 #moel gas station attendant #izanami persona #sulululat #fyle #// i'll stick this into my neocities at some point and the spreadsheet directory so i wont lose it lmao #// my nicknaming conventions are still here too and if it's too confusing there's still the serial nicknamer spreadsheet guide in my bio #// this is like 2023 gsaslau you cant imagine what 2020 was like HAHA it was all really sweet and silly and manzai #// as you can see there is a very inconsistent quality to it all because i could be so sleepies or eyes wide awake not getting up to pee #// anyway thats it for this week 👋 i hope i can do something more for next week and start prepping for 213 and 320 and 411 hehe

[vanilla-flavored-icecream]

Stuff

& an apple :)

Amora belongs 2 @votelancer2024

#vanilla-flavored-icecream #doodles #haha and reveal real #spamvil #pee pee

[citrusitonit]

ifg u ever wonder what my gndeer is . do not. i am a lemon. only tjgn between my legs is my yellow

#for piss #becaug i pee myeself #haha #cag someody come get me

[mattcameronschesthair]

same energy

#matt cameron #matty my beloved #kim thayil #kimmy momma #haha pee #jenna marbles #soundgarden #jerry seinfeld