#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing

[flustersluts]

My friend got a collar bandana for their dog from 5 below yesterday. It came with a collar, but the dog already has one so tell me why I immediately put it on when everyone went to bed (then took it off for the night) and put it back on as soon as they left and did some cleaning up

SJSJSJSJSJSJS BC UR A GOOD PUPPY THAT'S WHY

#hahahahahahaha this is amazing thank u for telling me #this is like the closeted trans thing of like trying on ur mum's skirts or smthn when theyre out #except its a collar ajdjdjdkfjfjf that's amazing #flusterasks

[rosicheeks]

hiiiiii i hope things get better for you!!! let me know if there’s anything i can do to help, if i could i’d 1000% just show up and cuddle you and tell you it’s gonna be okay… anything you need, i promise i’ll spoil you bc i know you deserve it 💖💖💖

-🌸

Hmmmmm I think a bear hug, some cuddles and $10,000 would really fix me rn

#hahahahahahaha I’m kidding #but seriously you are the sweetest human omg #you are an angel 🥺💖 #I really could use some cuddles right now #honestly i think if someone truly cuddled me - like wrapped me up in their arms and just held me #I would start sobbing #like I don’t think I would be able to handle it #even just a long hug right now would tip me over the edge #I’m not emotionally ready for literally anything lol #but yeah I think a bear hug would fix a lot of things right now #idk if you smoke/drink but we could hug for awhile and then fall to the ground #maybe cry a little bit #but then we smoke or drink #and forget all our problems cause it’s just you and me right now 🥺🥰 #idk I think my problem is I’m so broke and everyone I know is struggling financially too so I can’t really ask anyone for help #I’ve been incredibly fortunate and lucky my parents are amazing and helped me so much in the past #but because of my dads health and my moms sight they have enough to pay for #I just need to find a job that I’m not going to absolutely despise - I know all jobs suck but I just don’t want to get suicidal again ya kno #not to go super deep on you guys but that’s why I’ve been so scared to apply for jobs - I’ve been through this before and it never ends well #so idk I’m just stuck #your tips mean the world to me right now #literally anyone who tips me $5+ I love you so so so much #and anyone who buys my paintings I love you #I just can’t express how much all of your guys support means to me #but trust me I know being broke and not being able to tip or support when you want to #but even reblogs and boosting posts mean the world to me rn #or telling your friends about my Etsy shop if they’re looking for cool paintings #and all of the sweet messages mean the world too #anyway getting distracted and always running out of space but thank you so so so much for all your support and love 🌸 #🌸 anon

[kazeofthemagun]

[@cursedfortune keeps making me create unbelievable icons, this should be illegal]

#you give me and kaze a rough time with all these amazing scenarios hahahahahahaha #ily never change 🤣

[accio-victuuri]

Tencent All Star Night CPNs. 💛

you know what it is. if there is an event, we take it as an opportunity to clown. i’m mildly salty that this wasn’t a joint event like we all hoped it would be. but we will get it when the time is right. i’m posting this a bit earlier than my usual end of show schedule but that’s too late and i want more people to enjoy the sweets!

the bjyx taxi in macau invites you in…..

This isn’t actually a CPN but more of a nostalgic thing for cpfs cause WYB was wearing Celine and it’s a brand that he often wore during CQL promotions. Celine never misses when it comes to him & I really wish he becomes their ambassador, if that’s even allowed, since he’s also working with Chanel. and the fact that this comes after GQ MOTY where he wore the hat that reminded us of CQL fan meet too. 🥹

some cpfs are likening these two shoots and how it was done at night and in the streets. it was pre filmed the night before the event. tho i would imagine that other can do this too, i personally love to see how certain photoshoots of theirs match. in this way, it’s better to edit them together.

also wyb’s hair!!!!!! <3

he probably loved his look in bazaar and the cap truly made it more street. i feel like wyb loves to blend casual/street style with formal wear. their hair! ahhhhh!!!!! i’m so happy! even if wyb’s is a wig.

speaking of his cap, no one has identified it yet. and i guess that’s because there is no logo to go by. however it looks suspiciously like the same style of what a certain someone wore earlier this month 🤨 don’t mind me.. i just like seeing that they still gravitate towards the same things when it comes to certain personal pieces.

can we also talk about the matching deep V? these two are honestly making us suffer ( in a good way ) with their fashion choices lately. i hope the bold choices continues on and as long as they could. 🖤

and oh, WYB’s clothes are from Maison Margiela 👀

&&& their choice of BGM for their respective videos are from the same album. Lol.

THIS ONE THO. How an amazing rendition of Wuji was placed at the start of Tencent Video All Star Night. I don’t know what other stuff they played but you would think, they will choose something more recent or from this year. They have had a number of dramas since 2019 that they could have given a spotlight but they chose that. granted, CQL was super popular and something like that is special and hard to replicate. too bad wyb was backstage. Imagine if the 2 of them were in attendance!

and how it was labeled, original singers : xz, wyb. a clip was also flashed.

😭😭😭😭😭

It even went on HS, the topic is about the opening itself however all the conversation was about is that Wuji was played. They did other songs but it’s so clear based on the hot search which one made an impact. It’s so funny, cause a common gripe against turtles is why can’t we move on from a drama that is years ago. oh well.. the platform couldn’t either lol. and why would we? when it’s so good? when it’s a literal cultural reset. hahahahahahaha!!!!!

it’s nice cause we started the day being nostalgic with wyb’s celine suit and then freakin tencent plays this 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

-END.

P.S: if something else comes up i will just post separately ✌🏼

#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for convincing two celestial bodies to fight each other?

I (20, M) was born on a planet, but I like to believe that I'm cosmic because I'm kind of a nomad that goes around other planets.

One time, I encountered two famous celestial bodies that had faces on them. Since they had faces on them, that made me think I could talk to them. So I attempted to do that.

I talked to one of them, as I was telling them jokes. They laughed.

When they interacted with me, I then took some time for myself to come up with a plan. An absolutely hilarious, entertaining plan. This plan also opened the door for a GLORIOUS possibility for me!

I went back to the celestial bodies. It helped that there was quite a distance between the two celestial bodies, so it allowed me to speak to one of them privately without the other hearing it.

I went to the shinier celestial body, and told him "Hey, hey! See him over there? He called you fat! If you don't punch him for saying that, you'll have no balls!"

It made them angry. He began planning out an attack on the other celestial body, but not before I snuck my way towards them first.

As I went to the blander, less round celestial body, I told him "Heyyoooo! That guy just said that you're now becoming too dry and dusty, and he's gonna teach you a lesson by beating you up to shine you up some more! Do you care to become shinier? You wouldn't want him to mess with you, would you? Go and kick his butt!"

The two celestial bodies then violently beat each other up. It was so amazing to watch. I went got some popcorn while watching it! I was very proud of myself of accomplishing such a feat. It was perhaps my biggest act of mischief so far, and it made me feel POWERFUL!

It was a shocker that their fight continued to last very long. It made me wonder if I should try a hilarious way to get them to stop.

I had an idea! I went to a famous yellow planet (the same one I was born in, actually!) to go to their reputable hero. I told him that two celestial bodies were fighting, and he should make peace between them! What was my solution to give to him, you might ask? It had something to do with gaining powers from stars to summon a giant mechanical rock that has the power to make those celestial bodies stop. Hahahahahahaha...... I'm gonna ROCK IT if this plan succeeds!

Can you blame me for plotting so much fun? I mean, I guess some people could see it as wrong, but who cares what they think? I'm just a silly guy! If I wanna be silly, I wanna be silly!

Wouldn't it be GREAT that one day, I could do all the mischief I want?

AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

[suchaladyy]

🌸 Fic Tag Game 🌸

I was tagged by @badmoodbatflowers, @transitat, and @burntblueberrywaffles - thanks!

20 questions below the cut:

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

52

2. What’s your AO3 word count?

171,301

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently, just Wednesday!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

4/5 of these are from the same series 😂

Touch Me

Snow Day

The Jacket

Whenever, however

Sword Swallowing

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes! I like to save responding to fic’s comments for a day when I’m feeling down, and then I go through and respond to them all at once for a major pick me up. (I do still read them all as they come in though)

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I don’t usually write angsty endings, but it would definitely be Hypnotized - it’s a dark fic with a dark ending.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most all of my fics have sappy, tooth-rotting endings, but Bride Bandit probably has the happiest one of all.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not really! I am very lucky for this.

9. Do you write smut? What kind?

Hahahahahahaha. Yes. I write mostly smut. What kind? I am not sure exactly what this is asking. It’s graphic but usually romantic? I hope?

10. Do you write cross-overs?

I am not super interested in crossovers, but I’m not against writing them. As of now, I have one (to my knowledge) called The Old Red Mill, which is a Scooby Doo inspired work.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes!!! It’s the coolest thing! My entire Touch Me series was translated to Russian by the user Little_Brother on AO3.

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, and so far they have all been amazing experiences! I have co-written with @wincestation, @averyaddamsromance, @nonamemanga @ourdramaqueen and @realmermaid333, who are all brilliant and kind.

13. What WIP would you like to finish but doubt you ever will?

I firmly believe I’ll get to it. But probably Snow Day.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

I don’t know if I have one. One that I tend to come back to when I’m between ships is Sterek (Derek/Stiles from Teen Wolf)

15. What are your writing strengths?

I’m good about writing almost every day, and I think I’m good at establishing a setting quickly because I write such short pieces.

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

I sometimes have issues with being too brief or overly simplistic, meaning I often have to go back and add detail after I write my first draft, and even then I yearn to be able to write with the poetry of some of the authors in this fandom. I also lack variety in my diction and sentence structure.

17. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I only speak English fluently, so I would feel uncomfortable doing so unless it was unavoidable or if I had someone fluent in another language to help me. I just don’t want to make a mistake.

18. First fandom you wrote for?

Anne with an E!

19. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?

This is a terrible question, and I won’t answer it. (Probably Car Jacked and the rest of that series)

20. What fic would you want to rewrite one day?

Snow Day!!! 😭 It causes me pain to reread it, but I wish I didn’t feel that way.

Tagging: @therulerofallpotatos @realmermaid333 @ourdramaqueen @wileyonce @writerrose1998 @cupoteahatter @wincestation @katwitchwriting let me suck the marrow from your bones I’d like to know your answers to these!

#tag game

[emeriethevalkyriegirl]

“Gimme Attention”- BNA (Brand New Animal) tickle fic

I LOVED THAT SHOW! I wish they continued it. This anime is on Netflix and it’s AMAZING! Anyway, TO THE STORY!

Also, I kinda stopped working on it during Christmas time so ignore the Christmas references.

“Shirou!!!!” Michiru whined in Shirou’s ear. Shirou sighed for the 4th time today. Just one day. One day without an annoying tanuki girl to annoy him with work. He was working from home today which would normally be the best type of work for him, but now that Michiru was staying with them for a while, working for home wasn’t exactly one of his favorite things to do anymore.

Especially with the fact that Michiru was always home. Shirou really needed to get her enrolled in a school here.

Shirou refused to look up from his paper work. “What now?” He replied as Michiru wrapped her arms around his neck from behind and giggled mischievously. “I’m bored. Can we watch a movie?” She asked as the wolf facepalmed. “Not now Michiru, I need to finish.”

“But I wanna watch Elf. You know that American movie with Will Ferrel in it.” Michiru complained as Shirou rolled his eyes. “We can watch it later, I promise.” Shirou blushed when he made the comment. He never made promises apart from the one he made to all the Beastmen but for Michiru, he’d make an exception.

A moment of silence filled his room as Shirou typed on his computer. The silent didn’t break until Shirou made a noise that he’d never thought he’d make.

“EEEK!” Shirou cried as he felt 10 fingers scribbling all over his sides. The feeling only lasted for a second before the wolf heard soft giggles coming from Michiru. Shirou grumbled in annoyance, turning around slowly just to make Michiru's skin chill up a bit. It didn't work, for the young tanuki was still laughing. "What. Was. That?" He asked as Michiru tried her best to look as innocent as possible. "I don't know what you're talking about Shirou?" she replied looking anywhere but at Shirou.

Shirou didn't bother to oblige, returning to his work. However, his wolf senses have failed to see how Michiru was smirking from ear to ear as she wiggled her fingers towards his sides again. This time, he was able to hold in his shriek, but a small hiccup escaped his mouth. With quick force, the wolf whipped his head around again. "You little brat. I know that was you."

"You can't prove it." The tanuki replied, wearing the cheesiest smile on her face. It took everything in Shirou not to smile at her. The wolf finally turned his attention away from his work and towards the girl. "Is this seriously the game you wanna play?" Michiru pretended to think, sticking her tongue out a bit. "Ummm...yep." With that, Michiru immediately raced her way to the door of his office. She didn't get far, for Shirou had lunged from his seat and used his wolf abilities to block her exit. The tanuki squeaked and tried to run the other way, but the office's only escape was the door. She had no where to go.

Realizing what has been brought upon her, Michiru gulped and nervously backed away from the predatory wolf. "H-Hey Shirou, c-can't we t-talk this through?" she tried to reason with the giant wolf but Shirou wasn't having it. The wolf chuckled right before he pounced onto the terrified girl. "Oh I think we're past talking." With that, Shirou unleashed his claws and used them to tickle the tanuki's sides.

Michiru cried with laughter, trying to wiggle her way out of his grasp. "SHIROU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOHOHOHOHOHOHON'T!!!"

"Don't what?"

"TIHIHIHIHIHICKLE MEHEHEHEHEHE!!! STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!"

"Don't stop tickling you? Alright you asked for it." Shirou teased as he moved his way to her tummy. Michiru screamed and protested, trying to say that wasn't what she meant but Shirou ignored her, moving one of his hands towards her neck. Michiru shrugged her shoulders to cover up her sensitive neck, but Shirou's hand was already there, wiggling through her skin. "EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO FAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIR!!!" The tanuki laughed, trying to push both of the wolf's hands away from her neck and tummy. Shirou laughed at her attempts to stop him. "Aw, look at the cutie little baby tanuki." Shirou teased again, using baby talk instead of his real voice. This made Michiru blush rapidly. "I'M HAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BABY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

"Could've fooled me. Look at you." Shirou replied as he used the hand that was still on Michiru's tummy to lightly lift her shirt to reveal her bare belly. Michiru tingled at the cool air that greeted her tummy. "Shirou nohohohohoho!"

"Michiru yes." Shirou remarked as he pinched his index finger and thumb on her lower belly, the two fingers being on the right and left side of her bellybutton. Shirou cleared his throat a bit before doing something that would make the tanuki really squeal. "JUst lOoK At hoW cUtE I aM. I'm aS CutE As a bUtToN."

"SHIHIHIHIHIHIHIROU!!!!!" Michiru screamed, covering her red face as best as she could. Shirou smirked, successfully embarrassing the girl with his baby voice. Not only did he use his voice, he also used his fingers to pinch her bellybutton, making it look like it was a mouth and that it was talking. "I wAnT yOU to tIckLe mE sOOOooO bAd."

"NOOOO I dohon't!"

"Yes you do. Your bellybutton said so."

"Well hehehehehe it's wrohohohohong!" Michiru cried as Shirou gasped dramatically. "You're doubting your own gut? What have I told you about trusting it?" Shirou said with the biggest smile on his face. "I'll show you, you little brat." Shirou unpunched his fingers and engulfed a huge amount of air in his lungs. Michiru got a good view of his puffy face, before realizing what he was up to. "No no nononononono. Not that. Anything but that." Michiru tried to plea, making a move to pull down her shirt. However, before she could even try, the wolf slammed his snout down onto her bare belly and blew hard.

"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Michiru laughed so loud, she was surprised that no one was able to hear her. Shirou enjoyed her little screams of joy and laughter, but he knew that the poor girl wasn't gonna last much longer. Shirou gave her one final short raspberry before lifting his head to meet her eyes. Michiru blinked away her tears, taking in the giant wolf while giving out her final giggle fest. She immediately wrapped her arms around her tummy. "That hehehehe tickled so bahahahahad." Shirou rolled his eyes playfully while scooping up the tired girl. "So, does this mean I get to work?"

"Yehes."

"And no interrupting? Cause if you do I can always-"

"No no! Please don't!" Michiru giggled scrunching up in a ball to protect her sensitive body. Shirou smirked at her state, making his way back to his desk. "Now don't make a sound. I gotta finish this before-" The wolf didn't finish, for Michiru was already snoozing in his lap. He couldn't help but chuckle at the tanuki. "You're lucky you're cute."

#BNA #bna: brand new animal #bna michiru #bna anime #bna shirou #BNA tickle fic #tickle #tickle community #Lee michiru #Ler shirou

[donutwatches]

MHA 2.6 - The Boy Born with Everything - part 3

Sneaky boy, go sneak. I relate to Midoriya too much. My anxious ass is always jumping when someone is behind me when I don’t expect it. 

Putting his hairy tail in people’s faces like that has got to be bad manners. I would have bitten it. 

I am excited to see what the spooky purple kid can do. The show has been teasing his quirk all season. 

Cold as hell. This is like finding out what your friends really think of you via ruthless party games.

Has the show told us what this girl's quirk was before? I do not remember, and I feel I would remember the giant smacking hands quirk. This quirk disturbs me the same way the tail boy’s meaty tail bothers me. Something gross about the way the body exaggeration quirks are drawn. Like big fleshy slabs. Blegh, there must have been a better character design than this. 

I am loving the comedic tone switch after how dark and depressing this episode was at first (Todoroki trauma time is mercifully over). Baby Broccoli continues to be the most relatable main character for the anxiety cardholders in the audience (i.e. me). He is reminding me of when I would catastrophize over school tests. 

Guys, guys, guys, is he trying to be closer to his bird self? Is he meditating into the bird mindset? Is he becoming one with the bird essence? Will bird awareness bring him closer to victory? Also, for those who have seen Yu Yu Hakusho, major Hiei vibes.

Ah yes, I too prepare for tournament fights by drinking orange soda. Truly, the secret sauce for athletic greatness. 

WHY IS HE STARING AT A WALL? Hahahahahahaha, how is that sharpening his senses? This montage is amazing 10/10. 

Oh noooooo, not the sadness child. I guess crumpling into fetal position is a more valid pre-fight strategy than most of whatever else these other kids are doing in this montage. I can’t judge. 

Part 4 is here

#mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #deku #izuku midoriya #Midoriya #bakugo #bakugou katsuki #shinso #ojiro #monoma #kendo #tokoyami #tokoyami fukimage #iida #tenya iida #todoroki #todoroki shoto

[isleofair]

Am I allowed to say Nathan and all of those questions?

(If not, Nathan and idk all the evens or odds.)

MWAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH LOVE 💙💙💙💙💙

(Apparently I do need an excuse to talk about Nathan? At least here? Tragic. Thank you for providing one 💖💖💖)

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

Oh gosh. I don't just like her, I love her. 😍 She manages to be pretty much everything I'm not and yet she resonates with me so much?!? They initially look like they are one type of character, and then you get to see their layers, and each one is more beautiful and complex than the other? I want to hang out with her, I want to admire her from afar with dreamy/smitten eyes, I want her to be president of the world, I want to give her a happy, serene life forever.

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

Her whole gender thing (talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, and all that), and also her kind, generous, thoughtful, sweet nature.

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

Definitely the way the authors had her act with Bison in S1. 😤

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Sorry, that's just what nicoroni and I do in half of our chats, lol)

I think the thing I would most want to put them in is... some kind of fantasy setting? Something like Ladyhawke, or... well, Fire Emblem! 😅

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Oooh. I've used so many songs as accompaniment for fics about her and Keith, but I don't have one that immediately jumps to mind specifically for Nathan alone. Maybe Titanium?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

... well, pink hair, now, lol. (And I guess some gender issues of some kind? Although mine are, like, tiny baby ones.)

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

Respecting their gender.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

Treating her as a caricature of herself, or as if The Rising didn't exist (which includes not respecting her gender). (Thankfully I almost never see this happening. ILU T&B fandom 💕)

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

I could, but I think I'd drive her nuts, I'm way too messy.

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

Gosh. Probably not best friends, because we don't have enough interests in common, but I think we could more generally be friends?

11. Would you date this character?

In a heartbeat, but they would not be interested in me for several reasons, so...

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

That her fire powers mean she's never cold; mostly based on her walking around half-naked in spring, or with thin mesh shirts under rather open jackets in winter, and also it just makes sense? Apparently the authors have stated somewhere that she's heat-proof (obviously), but also that Rose can cool down with her power, so Nathan probably also can warm up with hers (and just put on whatever she wants forever, lol)

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

💖

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

I don't think I need to; they definitely already have one (tight clothes, mesh, vinyl, high boots, glittery jackets, pink feathers... and the occasional bondage-style leather top JFC my poor heart 🥵)

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

FIRESKY FOREVER ❤️💜

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

I pray to everything that is holy that no one ever shipped her with any of the other girl heroes because that's a NO on so many levels I can't even count them.

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

Mmmh. I'm going to cheat here and say MoonFireSky? (although probably in either an AU where Yuri is less murderous, or in one in which everything is way more majorly fucked up). I also really like the "Kotetsu and Nathan might have hooked up in the past" thing.

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

Nathan's friendship with Kotetsu is BEAUTIFUL. I also love their relationship with Pao-Lin (go, go, gender team!)

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

Mh. I guess it used to be the one with Bison in S1, but thankfully we got over the bad authorial choices, so... Apparently Lara's mom was vaguely rude about Nathan's temper once? Yet another reason to dislike her.

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

Okay, this should be a difficult question, because her friendship/partnership with Keith is AMAZING, but... Agnes. Like, one hundred percent. Keith can be her boyfriend instead.

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😍 (I love writing Nathan.)

I love exploring her gender and all her slightly-hidden depths. I love giving her soft, comforting moments (especially with Keith). I love, apparently, making frequent references to her beauty 😅

I don't like how I have to often remind myself that she is that over-the-top in canon and even though the tone of my fics doesn't usually quite match that of the show, I should still try to respect their characterization as much as I possibly can.

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

Gosh, just write her being her awesome self with appropriate pronouns and I'm already on board. If you put her with Keith I'll die of joy.

Use he/him exclusively for them without a reason and I'll probably click the back button.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

I love the one in my icon, but I might have to go with this moment in The Rising:

24. What other character from another fandom of yours reminds you of them?

Well, the whole "superhero who owns their own company" thing is a fair bit Iron Man, isn't it? But also, and this might be a bit strange, when I imagine Victor Nikiforov in my head now, he sounds like Tsuda-san's Nathan? Make of that what you will.

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

Welcome to the 'irritating stereotypical anime take on queer people' to 'complex, nuanced and gorgeous blorbo love of my life' pipeline.

26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Should everyone everywhere love Nathan?"

"Yes."

#ask game #tiger & bunny #nathan seymour #firesky

[tobiasdrake]

Finally, we're off this spire. To Brisk!

hahahahahaha this is fine hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA I'm not terrified you're terrified shut up I will push you off this lift it has no guardrails HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He could sneeze and send us to Jupiter.

WELL I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY THEN

I think I hate this island? Yeah. Yeah, I hate this island. When do we get to go home to our bird-wardened prison village?

A swim? The hell do you mean by--

...so they built a lift to bring us part of the way but couldn't be arsed to come up with any better method for the next stretch of road than swimming for dear life.

Man, trade between the Molekin and Brisk must suck. This is not conducive to transporting cartloads of goods from one city to the other.

It's gorgeous here, don't get me wrong. It's just. Also. Terribly inconvenient for shipping.

And what the hell happened here? Should I be alarmed by a demolished ruin of a home lying on the path to Brisk? Because I am. I am alarmed by this.

There's even a Solstice Warrior vault in the backyard. Was this one of ours? Because it's been abandoned for so long that it's now overrun with crystal pests. The worst kind of pests, because you try to swat them and the crystals jab into your hand.

Granted, we're only keeping ancient wisdom and not a sealed-off eldritch horror here, but still. "Fuck it; burn the house down and let the beetles have it!" is not a very professional way of handling archival.

Also, that scroll has a combo move for me and Garl on it, so I'm doubly offended that nobody gave a single solitary shit about preserving this knowledge. Garl's my bestie!

At long last, we arrive in the port town of Brisk! Pretty decent size, too. I'm sure we can find a ship here.

And here we've got a crew! Finally, we can get off this shithole of an isl-- Is that guy wearing two separate eyepatches?

HE IS

He is wearing double eyepatches

What a clown! I'm going to get along well with these people.

Are you the Captain? Because that would be an amazing way of introducing yourself as the Captain if you were.

Yolande Service Fortwal. Nice to meet you. I don't think I even have a last name so I'm super jealous that you get three.

Also, loving the octopus bandana. Really brings the whole pirate look together.

Oh! The Vespertine. Teaks knows all about that. The tragic tale of a ship that was inexplicably already a ghost ship, lost to an eternal nightmare sea because the captain decided to be a huge piss-baby over his navigator wanting more out of life.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind taking a side-quest there. We have Ambiguous Length of Time until the eclipse so I'm sure we can squeeze that in.

Oh hey, are you the time/space assassin that was spying on us? Cool, maybe we don't have to fight each other. I thought for sure we were going to have to fight each other.

There is no way in hell I am ever going to be able to pronounce your name correctly. Which, as a means of forcing people to respectfully use your formal title, is a clever trick.

I might have to steal that. I am no longer Valere; You will all refer to me as God-Empress Vâe'léeùrà'aê, Supreme Lady of the Moon.

Oh, is it oversized? I thought he just liked bare-chesting around. It's a very pirate thing to do, so I didn't even question it.

Does every ship employ a wind mage? Do... do people just not know how to use natural wind to sail? Is that an art lost to time or... or never discovered...?

We should probably keep an eye on Patches. Wind mage starting shit is how the Vespertine went down. I'm putting on my skepticals.

I'm watching you, Patches.

Oh, there's actually a reason for it. I figured he was just a dork.

I'm a little disappointed by that.

...okay, no, he is a dork. That circles all the way back around to dork. He is a dork. He casts dork magic.

Hang on. So the wager is that if we win, you'll take us to Wraith Island without doing your side quest, but if you win, we have to do your side quest. Why not just put the side quest on the table as the payment for the ride? Why are we wagering when we could just barter?

You mean a bet. A deal would be a trade of side quest for transport. You want to make a bet for some reason.

But okay. Whatever. Garl wants to head over there and learn cooking secrets too so I guess we have no choice but to--

CATCH 40 FISH IN THE LOCAL POND.

YAHOO I'M A PIRATE ADVENTURER! SHIVER ME HATCHES! BATTEN THE MEN! BLOW THE TIMBERS DOWN!

#sea of stars #drake plays sea of stars

[italeean]

Gonna prove you wrong

Prompt used: "I have an ugly laugh." "First of all how dare you. Secondly, I will now proceed to show you, in excruciating detail, how wrong you are."

A/N: Hi @witchy-giggles we don't know each other but I'm your Secret Santa and I come bearing gifts 😸 I hope you'll enjoy my fic (please let me know if you do), I fell in love with the prompt I chose as soon as I saw it... also, it's my first time writing for this amazing fandom, which made it all way more exciting!! Thanks for giving me this chance e passa il miglior Natale di sempre 💚🤍❤️ (and have the best Christmas ever)

A big thanks goes also to @squealing-santa for hosting this amazing event for us. You're great!!

DISCLAIMER: This is a tickle fic, if it's not to your taste I don't suggest you read it

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY OKAHAHAY YOHOHOHOHOU WIHIHIN NOHOW STAHAHAHAP IHIHIT!!" Sakuya's howls were filling Mahiru's living room, while the latter was gleefully tickling his feet.

The vampire was lying on the couch being grumpy about something he didn't even remember, when his friend decided it was time for him to smile, so he sat on the couch as well, hosted the other's feet in his lap and began his assault without even a warning.

His attack had continued for five minutes before he stopped. The brunette always found it amusing how some soft touches in the right spot managed to weaken and exhaust the vampire in so little time. "Are you okay?" He asked with a big smile that made it obvious that he wasn't feeling even the slightest bit of guilt.

"That... was totally un... uncalled for..." the green-haired guy replied while still panting, "but I... kinda needed that maybe... thank you..." he hesitate a little, suddenly feeling bashful, but he managed to say everything out loud. He also got up and tried to ruffle Mahiru's hair, but his hand slipped and accidentally brushed his neck, which made the shorter guy flinch and cover his mouth whith his hand.

Sakuya was perplexed and looked at his friend with a worried expression. "Mahiru? Are you okay? Did I hurt you? I thought I wasn't using that much stren-" then realization hit him all of a sudden.

"So you're ticklish and never thought of telling me?"

As soon as he heard the 't-word', the brunette jumped up and tried to get away from the couch, but he should've known better than to challenge a vampire in speed. Before he could even take his first step, a strong pair of arms captuded him and he found himself lying on the couch with his arms pinned down by Sakuya's legs.

"Nononono wait stop- I'm serious, don't." The shorter boy said with wide eyes before his firend even touched him. "Ummm..." Mahiru knew he needed an excuse as quick as possible "I have an ugly laugh..." He ended up saying. It wasn't even a lie, he didn't really like his laughter... not to the point that he wouldn't sleep at night or get paranoid over it, but he would've gladly changed it.

However, someone seemed to disagree and he made it pretty clear with a dramatic and disdained gasp. "First of all, how dare you. Secondly, I will now proceed to show you, in excruciating detail, how wrong you are." He concluded with a mischievous smirk while pondering on where to start.

"In detail? What do you me- pfft... hohohold ohon!!" It was to late to ask for clarifications. Apparently Sakuya had decided on a spot and the attack had already begun. The surprise effect made the brunette unable to hold back his laughter, so a stream of squeaky giggles started pouting out as soon as the vampire's fingers found his underarms.

He wanted to be ruthless from the very beginning, but Mahiru could feel some hesitation in how the fingers poked and drilled in his armpits, probably because he didn't want to hurt him with his vampiric strength. The Eve couldn't help but be endeared at the thought, but he had no time to show that emotion... in fact he was too busy laughing and kicking his legs when the green-haired guy switched to his thighs.

"SahahakuyaHAHA I deheHEHEmahand yohohou toho stOHohop thihis ihihinstAHAHant!!" He attempted to sound firm, but with his laughter going up and down with every squeeze he only got a hilarious effect. "Aaaww I can't decide if I like this change of pitch or your giggles... but they both sound so sweet!! I'll say it's a tie." The taller guy decided, while making sure his friend wasn't showing any real signs of discomfort. To his relief and joy, he wasn't, which meant that despite his demands, he could have his fun at least for a little more.

"Shuhut uHUHUhup ahaHAnd stohop lyihIHIhing ahalreahahady!!" Mahiru yelled while laughing his head off. He couldn't deny he was having fun, but things would've probably been funnier if his laughter wasn't so high-pitched and loud... or at least he thought it was the case. The green-haired guy seemed to have the time of his life.

"First you insult your laughter and now you accuse me of being a liar?!" Sakuya used again his overly dramatic tone, "You really do need a change in your attitude, don't you?" He teased once more before going for the Eve's tummy and bellybutton with one hand and ribs with the other. He could've watched Mahiru buck his hips up and down and squirm left and right depending on which side of his ribcage was being targeted forever.

"What's going on here?" A sleepy and lowkey annoyed voice startled both of them.

"Oh Kuro," the green-haired guy mused "we were just having some fun here. Laugh if you agree, Mahiru." He said without stopping his tickle attack.

"Just get his ears already and  get this over with... and be quiet. I'm trying to sleep." Sleepy Ash demanded before disappearing again in his human's bedroom for and cat nap.

Sakuya stopped tickling his friend and let him breathe for a second. "So, your ears huh?" He asked without letting him go, and given how much Mahiru was struggling to break free, he knew Kuro was telling the truth.

With a swift movement, he hosted the shorter guy on his lap, his back pressed against his chest. He hugged the poor brunette from behind and blowed experimentally on his left ear. The shriek he elicited was something else.

"NOHOHOHOHO PLEHEHEAHAHSE THAHAHAT'S TOOHOHO MUHUHUCH!!" Mahiru begged, but Sakuya knew he could handle some more. After all, he was carefully observing him and he was ready to stop at any time.

However, it wasn't that time just yet. He kept blowing left and right, admiring his friend scrunching his neck to protect one side only to leave the other one open. He was so precious... the vampire wished he could see it as well. But it wasn't the time to get soft, he needed to deal the final blow. He nibbled on Mahiru's right earlobe, letting his pointy canines graze lightly over his skin.

With that, he hit the jackpot. Mahiru started squirming and howling more than ever and gave up in thirty seconds or even less. "MY LAHAUHUHUGHTER IHIHISN'T UGLYEHEHEHE PFFT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOHOHOHOP IHIHIHIT PLEHEAHAHAHSE!!" He admitted to stop that torture.

After some minutes of deserved rest, Sakuya asked "Do you still think your laughter is ugly? After everything I did to keep hearing it?" The brunette frowned, but his friend knew he was seriously considering what he had told him, and it was enough for a first step.

That night, after Sakuya had gone home, Mahiru got a voice message from him. He opened it to listen to whatever he had to tell him, but he froze on the spot.

It was a recording of his own laughter.

Sakuya was so dead.

But that recording didn't sound that bad after all...

#servamp tickle #lee!mahiru #ticklish!mahiru #ler!sakuya #ler!mahiru #lee!sakuya #ticklish!sakuya #tickle fic #squealing santa 2022 #squealing santa 2k22 #ss2k22

[strelitzia-mystery1097]

The Amazing Digital Circus: Human Games

So I want to throw my hat into the ring of TADC AUs so... here's the start of an idea. Please tell me know if you like this! ^-^

Pomni pulled at her jester hat as she spiralled. This place was breaking her. Day after day after day after day. She's already lost so much to this damned digital circus and yet it still takes more and more from her until she abstracts.

The only remotely good thing that came out of this was her friends(?) that try to help in their own ways. Ragatha somehow didn't hate her after she left her for dead at the abstracted Kaufmo's hands (well he didn't really have hands but that's not the point). Instead she's the first to ask Pomni how's she's feeling. Gangle has been showing Pomni her art and excitingly explain about her favourite animes. Zooble lets Pomni chill out in their room when Pomni needs space to keep an eye on her. Kinger has invited Pomni on bug collecting adventures and occasionally a game of chess. Even f#&%ing Caine and Bubble have tried to be accommodating in their terrible but earnest way.

There is just one person who gets on everyone's nerves, including hers.

"Hey Jester, you mind jesting me?"

Pomni looked up to see the lanky rabbit learing over her. Jax was smirking and looking down on her as she's hunched into a ball near the stage. Everyone else is off doing their own thing so it's just them here.

"Can you just leave me alone for once?" Pomni asked as she lookedat her knees.

"And miss one of your entertaining spirals? I don't think so Pom-pom."

...

"Ha... ha ha... hahahahahahaha. HAHAHA... HA... I get it now." Pomni giggled as her mind unravelled slightly.

"Oh?"

Pomni stood up and looked at Jax with hateful pity.

"I'm fine with doing whatever. As long as I get to see funny things happen to people, that's what you said the day we met."

"Yeah? Congrats on remembering but I'm not following your blatant insanity." Jax said as he leaned back and tilted his head, curious.

"You need us. You would break without us."

Jax looked confused before he started laughing.

"Pfft! You really have lost your marbles! I don't need you nutcases for anything."

"You don't like Caine's games. Be being awful and seeing our reactions you stay sane. By causing real reactions from real people you become real."

"Isn't that a bit dramatic? If you're abstracting then can you buzz off because I don't want to deal with that."

"..." Pomni ignored him and just smiled with scribbled out eyes.

"Welp, enjoy your raging insanity. I'll go find someone more funny than you clown." Jax said as he walked away.

When Jax left Pomni had an idea.

"Would it be a bad thing to get Jax off of his f#&%ing high horse?... Nah."

Once Pomni had a clever idea she went to find Caine.

After calling out his name three times Pomni found Caine behind the curtains of the stage with Bubble.

"Ah! Hello Pomni! How is your permanent stay going?" Caine asked.

"It's... fine. Caine, can we talk? I have an idea for an adventure. "

"Of course Pomni! I'm all ears!"

"Not really. You're all eyes-" Bubble said before Caine popped Bubble.

"Yeah... so you are aware that Jax doesn't find your adventures very fun, right?"

"I... am aware of it. He gets quite bored or even destructive when he participates at times. You humans are quite confusing with how differently you all respond to my adventures."

"Well... I got something I want to try out that Jax might like."

"Gazooks! Pomni I haven't seen you be so invested in any of my adventures like this before! Now I'm dying to know what your amazing idea is!"

"Well, I think Jax is probably missing being human, so why don't we play some... human games. Let me explain..."

And that is it for now. Thank you for reading!

#tadc #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc caine #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #the amazing digital circus jax #the amazing digital circus caine #human games AU #tadc bubble #tadc au

[cr-noble-writes]

19 and 23

19. you’re mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like…

I don't have a shameful bone in my body. And I don't have any Mass Effect things that I'm mad about liking. But I will die mad about being into Durgetash in Baldur's Gate 3 because I absolutely loathe Enver Gortash. But the stupid ship is so fucking compelling. I'm a normal amount of angry about it hahahahahahaha

23. ship you’ve unwillingly come around to

Shepard/Zaeed Massani. Although, I don't know that I'd say "unwillingly" just because I am generally willing to give any ship a fair shot. But it was a ship I hadn't ever even considered until I beta read @crescentbunny's spec reqs fic, Whiskey and Honey, last year, and then I was like.... no this is amazing, I love this. New favorite rare pair. Legitimately this fic made me go back, replay ME2, and actually listen to all of Zaeed's little anecdotes. Anyway, I love him. And the ship.

choose violence ask game

#crnobleanswers #ask game #choose violence ask game #mass effect #baldur's gate 3

[accio-victuuri]

SBMS Clowning Series ☀️ v.1

I’m placing these in one post. These ones linked + other minor ones from the past few days since the drama’s premiere.

yibo and shengyang similarity “when what you love becomes a career.” , covernat, them as the sun and pechoin ad spotted in sbms.

• XZ studio posted a video where shengyang was doing some hand tricks with Shengyang’s card. It was pretty sus to me cause it looked like something WYB will do. I can think of a few ways that he can show off SY’s ID card without doing this but he chose to do it that way. Is he influenced by WYB? Maybe he’s been watching Bobo do this a couple of time. Or WYB is teaching him to do it. We know how they like to try what the other’s hobby is. 🫶🏼

• In one of the SBMS BTS, GG is show drawing lots of sketches which is in line with his character. But it brings is back to those LRLG entries where it said that ZZ likes to draw for WYB.

• One of Shengyang’s work bag is something that is especially designed to also hold a motorcycle helmet. Hahahahahahaha! Why!!!!! I really have a feeling that Shenyang and WYB will get along cause they have similar styles. Do you think XZ was looking at stuff WYB was using and thought SY could use it? Of course not the expensive ones but more of the “look”.

• THEM!!!!!! I don’t care! They will always have amazing chemistry 🤍🤍🤍

• In one of the “letters” Shengyang left, there is a drawing that is obviously by XZ. CPFs have discovered that this is from an emoji and we think that it’s one of his favorite emoji pack to use, enough that he drew it.

It reminded us of the skull emoji (p2) WYB uses and that specific one, where it sort of “bows down” is what was captured that he used to reply on wechat. So they use different emoji packs, but the same action? Lol.

I will make a separate post if something comes up that stands out to me, if not, it will be in a Volume 2 post. tbh, this is not the first SMBS CPN post cause we had ones from the wrap. GG really feeds us well. ^^

-END.

#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #i can finally relax by making cpn posts. it’s my stress reliever 😌😌😌😌

[toomuchracket]

Ok D word matty telling Jamie and the company that you’re pregnant and them being a bit apprehensive about it and matty getting angry but happy ending 😊

the way i see it is that you and matty have been together for quite some time and you're living together, if not already engaged, at this point, even though you get pregnant fairly unexpectedly - it's real love, it's serious, you're it for each other. and everyone's happy for you, so you both assume that everyone at dh will be happy for you too. and i don't even think they'd be apprehensive-apprehensive, because everyone is generally really supportive of you two; matty (so so excited that the love of his life is having his baby) pops into the office to deliver the amazing news in person, and while everyone's congratulatory (because they know you've both wanted this for a while now) there's one person who tries to make the really shitty sarcastic joke of "oh, great, now we'll have to reschedule shows, and one of the main people involved in that coordination won't be able to help us because of mat leave hahahahahahaha". naturally, matty's fucking fuming - his face just darkens and he's like "are you fucking serious? that's the first thing you say when two of your colleagues - friends, even - have really good news for you? fuck off", and the guy's apologising quickly but matty's on a total roll like "and who said we'd need to cancel shows? have i said when the due date is? no i fucking haven't. fucking rude" (logistically the shows - all in the uk and ireland, btw - can still go ahead, and you can even attend most of them before you have to start mat leave). jamie drags matty away and into his office, where matty calms down and explains and jamie's like "well, i'm so pleased for both of you, i really am. as long as you both and the kid are doing well, that's all i really care about"; most other people on the team come up and say the same, and you get a lovely card and bouquet of flowers from them all as a congratulations. and, for the record, the shows go ahead as planned - matty relishes being able to tell the fans how excited he is to be a dad and how proud he is of you for carrying the baby and nurturing them, and the baby is born healthy and happy just under a month after you both get home <3

#mads muses #mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty #literal d word

[arthoure]

Understanding Your Gamedev Friends

“No notes” = this is amazing

“Who designed this UI. 0/10″ = I’ve gotten confused while doing something

“It’s procedural narrative” = somebody fucked around and now they’re finding out. Or my fantasy football team is doing something ridiculous

“It’s environmental storytelling” = I tried to put my keys in my purse and my drink in the fridge but I put the keys in the fridge and the drink in my purse.

“HahahaHAHAHAHA” = you just asked me if my job is fun

“Ship it” = this is impossibly broken and/or stupid

#arthoure talks about video games