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wolvesandshine · 1 day
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Barty: I’m going to kill my dad
Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way
Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run
Everyone else:
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lostmyremembrall · 1 year
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WB giving me more Slytherin boys to fall in love with
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I finally know what my type is:
It's literally just angsty Slytherins Compelling characters with great arc
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giulscomix · 1 year
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And so it begins XD A new little sketched series. Don't get any weird idea, Severus and Minerva are just FRIENDS, I’m following the fanfiction's scene where she is giving him company during one of his many lonely Christmas.
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blakeblueboi · 3 months
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The sitchie being bullying Harry and the impies being his big fat crush on one (1) Harry Potter
Please this was so funny in my head
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the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY
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slyterinthings · 1 year
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Slytherin: * chugs an entire bottle of water in one go*
Ravenclaw: Dude what the hell! Why would you do that?
Slytherin: Do you know that little voice in people's heads ?
Ravenclaw: ...yes
Slytherin: I was hoping to drown that mf.
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5sospenguinqueen · 19 days
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Y/N: Be careful.
Harry: I'm always careful.
Y/N: Your medical record suggests otherwise.
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Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?
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armen-jimmy-jab · 11 months
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Remus: A is for all your love.
Sirius: Aww
Remus: B is for how beautiful you are..
James: *from across the common room* Can we just get to F where he's a fucking idiot?
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the-real-milo · 1 year
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Draco: I’m going to sleep with Harry Potter
Pansy:
Draco: as a prank!
Pansy: 
Draco: Haha it will totally get him what a good prank
Pansy: Hermione told me you’ve been sleeping with him for over a year now
Draco: goddamnit i’m starting up the race war again
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velnias1 · 8 months
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Are you or someone you love suffering from heartbreak? Do you feel useless? Unlovable? If so, we here at potterheads united have just the thing for you! Introducing ✨George Weasley✨, he’s huggable! Kissable! Funny! And his mother loves you more than anything! And better yet he’s FICTIONAL! So he’ll never hurt you like that bastard did. George Weasley, for all your boyfriend needs.
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giulscomix · 1 year
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Part 2 
Now things are starting to get interesting XD Don't get any weird idea, Severus and Minerva are just FRIENDS, I’m following the fanfiction's scene where she is giving him company during one of his many lonely Christmas.
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gryffidnorgranger · 2 years
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so who’s the older twin?
george: we’re twins it doesn’t matter.
fred: me.
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Incorrect Gilderoy Lockhart Quote
Severus Snape: *walks into the room*
Gilderoy Lockhart, back turned to him: My my, Minerva! To what do I owe the visit? Don't worry, my foresight is extremely difficult to have. To be perfectly honest, the first people I did that with weren't y- *turns around*
Gilderoy: Oh.
Severus: Oh indeed.
Gilderoy: Two guests at once, Minerva must be joining us in the future.
Severus: No, she won't.
Gilderoy: If only we wait a little-
Severus: She left for Hogsmeade five minutes ago.
Gilderoy: Then she must have forgotton something.
Severus: As have you.
Gilderoy: Are you insinuating that my foresight has become weaker?
Severus: No, of course not. When would it ever have been good?
Gilderoy: Now you're mocking me, old friend. But don't worry, I will prove it to you- Ah, look, there she is! *Grins*
Severus: *Becomes extremely pale even though he knows that it has to be a coincidence* *Opens his eyes* Ugh-that cat is white, for Merlin's sake, Gilderoy! And way too young!
Gilderoy to the cat: Looking not over fourty *winks*. I know, I know. New haircolors do that for you.
[Later]
Minerva: He did what?! *Starts laughing uncontrollably* Should I change my haircolor? *laughs*
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These two are ✨pining so hard for eachother✨ but they're both completely ✨denying it✨ so they both just look at eachother and ✨act like they don't just wanna make out✨
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blackione · 1 year
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harry potter deleted scenes (?
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en realidad, son los power rangers
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